Because of Zhu Miaomiao's dislike, the pickup truck sounded aggrieved twice in protest. Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu hurriedly comforted, saying that we are cute, so we don't have the same knowledge as Zhu Miaomiao, so I'll give you delicious jelly candy when we get home, and the pickup truck is quiet.
Knowing the real back of the pickup truck, Zhu Miaomiao was really uneasy on it. After finally reaching Wu Xiao's downstairs, she almost rolled and climbed to get off. She is very courageous, but she is most afraid of these soft reptiles. The thought of a giant big slug under her body makes her whole person feel bad.
Wu Xiao was very calm, and asked Lu Qingjiu if this car consumes fuel. Lu Qingjiu said that not only does it not consume fuel, but it can also drive automatically, and it can even be turned into a sports car. It can be described as a must-have product for home travel. The color of envy. After all, a good car is every man's dream, and he doesn't care at all about what it becomes.
Zhu Miaomiao station was so far away from the pickup that he didn't even dare to look at it again.
Lu Qingjiu and Wu Xiao chatted and got out of the car and walked towards the elevator in the garage. The environment where Wu Xiao lives is very good. It is a large flat floor with more than 200 square meters. It is said that he is the only one in the family except the cleaning aunt. It can be said that he is a very standard golden bachelor.
When the elevator reached the twelfth floor, there was a soft ding-dong sound. Everyone walked out of the elevator. Wu Xiao took out the key and opened the door carefully.
This was the first time that Lu Qingjiu had come to Wu Xiao's house. The lights in the house were on, and he immediately noticed the pile of gadgets on the sofa. Obviously, the real situation is more serious than what Wu Xiao said. The things he brought back from the market are not limited to what he said. On the contrary, the things on the sofa at this time are probably It has something to do with the market.
Looking at Lu Qingjiu's questioning eyes, Wu Xiao felt a little embarrassed. After a dry cough, he explained, "Isn't this too many strange things... I couldn't hold back."
Zhu Miaomiao screamed, "How much did you buy?" She walked to the sofa, picked up a ragdoll-like toy, and squeezed gently, "What is this?"
Wu Xiao said, "Music box."
Zhu Miaomiao: "Music box?"
Wu Xiao nodded, took the doll from Zhu Miaomiao's hand, twisted the clockwork behind the doll, and put the doll on the ground. The next moment, the cute doll danced on the ground, its body like a human being. Soft and flexible, singing beautiful songs in her mouth, she doesn't look like a doll made of cloth at all, but like a shrunken ballerina.
This was supposed to be a very cute toy, but when she thought of where Wu Xiao brought Zhu Miaomiao back from, she felt a little creepy, and she trembled: "It can't be changed by people, right?"
Wu Xiao: "Probably not, I turned it inside, it is indeed cotton."
Zhu Miaomiao was still a little scared.
Lu Qingjiu was sitting on the sofa, and as soon as he sat on it, he felt as if he had fallen into a soft cloud.
"Sake?" Zhu Miaomiao was a little puzzled seeing Lu Qingjiu's expression, "What's the matter with you?"
After being called by Zhu Miaomiao, Lu Qingjiu suddenly realized: "No... This cushion is so comfortable to sit on."
Wu Xiao said: "Yes, this cushion is very easy to use. It perfectly solved the problem of my lumbar disc herniation. I am still thinking about buying a cushion for cervical spine treatment next time..."
Lu Qingjiu: "This can also cure lumbar disc herniation??"
Wu Xiao: "That's not right." Now office workers sit in front of the computer every day, the lumbar spine and cervical spine are the hardest hit areas. He bought two of these cushions, one of which was placed in the company, and the discomfort in the waist was relieved after sitting on it. For perfect relief, no more pain.
"Otherwise, this is for you?" Wu Xiao was very generous, "It's really comfortable to sit."
Lu Qingjiu quickly declined, saying that he didn't use it at all. Since returning to the countryside, the problems of the lumbar and cervical spine have been well relieved, and there is no discomfort at present. Just as Lu Qingjiu was talking to Wu Xiao, Bai Yuehu had already walked to the table and picked up the striking red apple on the table. This apple looks very attractive from the outside, the size of a fist, there is no flaw on the rosy skin, and close to the tip of the nose, you can smell the rich fragrance of apples.
Lu Qingjiu watched from the side, and before he had time to speak, he saw Bai Yuehu snapping down. The next moment, two neat rows of tooth marks were left on the apple, and a little juice overflowed from the yellow pulp, which showed that the apple was full of water.
Zhu Miaomiao swallowed and asked in a low voice, "Is it sweet?"
Bai Yuehu glanced at her, didn't speak, and put the apple in his hand to Lu Qingjiu's mouth. Lu Qingjiu also took a bite, and immediately revealed a look of surprise. The taste of this apple is very good, sweet and sour with a strong aroma, the flesh is crunchy, and the juice is full. After eating, the whole mouth is filled with the sweet taste of apple.
"It's delicious." Lu Qingjiu said.
Zhu Miaomiao swallowed harder, but she was not brave enough to compete with Bai Yuehu, so she could only stare at her.
"It's delicious!!" Wu Xiao's purchase was praised by Lu Qingjiu, and he was in a very good mood, "You only have one core left after eating the apple, and it will grow back in one night!"
"Is this still possible?" Lu Qingjiu said, "Then buying a few more will last a lifetime?"
Wu Xiao said, "Oh, I just bought this one. When I went there for the second time, the kid who sold the apples was nowhere to be seen."
After a heated discussion, Wu Xiao introduced many objects with magical effects. Lu Qingjiu listened with relish. Finally, it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening. After Wu Xiao yawned and showed sleepiness, Lu Qingjiu suddenly became I was shocked to realize that their purpose seemed to be wrong - it was clearly here to help Wu Xiao solve the problem, but it turned into a product Amway Association.
"Okay, don't talk about that." Lu Qingjiu sat on the extremely soft cushion, enjoying the feeling of his lumbar spine being massaged, "Yuehu, please help Wu Xiao to see if there is something in his ear. what happened."
Wu Xiao had generously given his apple to Bai Yuehu just now. Bai Yuehu was nibbling on it with relish. After hearing Lu Qingjiu's words, he raised his eyes to look at Wu Xiao.
Wu Xiao was a little nervous when Bai Yuehu saw him.
"What's your sleeping habit?" Bai Yuehu asked.
Wu Xiao said, "Habit? What habit?"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's something that you will definitely bring with you when you sleep, no matter the place or time." He paused for a moment when he said this, "You shouldn't have this sound when you were taking a nap in the company, right?"
Being reminded by Bai Yuehu, Wu Xiao seemed to remember something: "Yes, I really didn't have this sound when I took a nap!"
"Then what do you usually bring to bed?" Zhu Miaomiao asked.
Wu Xiao thought for a while: "I don't sleep well. If I had to say what I would wear, it would be eye masks and earplugs."
Bai Yuehu said: "Show me."
Wu Xiao nodded and went into the bedroom to get his eye mask and earplugs.
"But I bought it online, not in the market." Wu Xiao was a little nervous, "Is there any problem?"
Bai Yuehu picked up the blindfold and looked at it, then put it down, and then picked up the earplugs. Those earplugs are the most common noise-proof earplugs. They are placed in a small plastic box and look no different from ordinary earplugs.
It was just Bai Yuehu's wrinkled brows, which seemed to explain the difference between the earplugs. He opened the small plastic box and took out the earplugs.
The small earplug was pinched by Bai Yuehu, he turned to Wu Xiao and said, "Go get a bowl of water."
Wu Xiao hummed, and quickly rushed to the kitchen to pick up a bowl of water and put it in front of Bai Yuehu. Bai Yuehu squeezed the earplugs and gently put them into the water.
Seeing this, Wu Xiao immediately became nervous: "Is there something in my earplugs?"
Bai Yuehu hummed.
After the earplugs were put into the water, they didn't sink because of their light weight, but just floated on the water. Everyone's eyes fell on the earplugs that were placed in the water, and the atmosphere became tense. After about two or three minutes, some strange changes began to appear on the earplugs, some small black spots gradually appeared on the light green surface, Zhu Miaomiao leaned over to take a closer look, and said in horror: "This... this is not Insects?"
Bai Yuehu said, "It's a bug."
These bugs are even smaller than sesame seeds. Look closely, they look like small fleas. They were forced by the water to crawl out of the inside of the earplugs, and they closely adhere to the outside of the earplugs.
Wu Xiao was horrified, thinking that he had put such earplugs in his ears, he involuntarily reached out his hand to cover his ears, and said in a trembling voice, "It's these things that shattered in my ears. read??"
Bai Yuehu said, "It's almost like that."
Wu Xiao was dizzy and dizzy: "Then could there be these things in my ears too..."
Bai Yuehu said: "No, they can't survive on human bodies." His eyes turned to the bedroom, "There should be other sources of these little bugs, did you bring something back from outside and put it there? in the bedroom."
Wu Hao said: "... I brought back quite a lot of things."
Bai Yuehu stepped into the bedroom, and after taking a look in the bedroom, he quickly found the target - the pillow with the bamboo pattern on Wu Xiao's bed.
Wu Xiao followed Bai Yuehu's line of sight, and quickly explained that he really bought this pillow from the market. For a while, his sleep quality was poor, but after using this pillow, it immediately improved. There was no strange sound at that time, so Wu Xiao was relieved. Besides, he changed rooms to sleep, and there was still a sound, so he didn't suspect the pillow.
Bai Yuehu picked up the pillow, tore the outer fabric to reveal the cotton inside, then put his hand into the cotton, and digged out.
After the cotton fell on the ground, the other three quickly noticed that something else seemed to be hidden in the cotton. Lu Qingjiu bent down, but found a kind of milky-white tiny particles in the cotton. Picked it up: "What is this..."
Bai Yuehu said calmly, "Insect eggs."
The expressions of the three changed, and Lu Qingjiu hurriedly threw the eggs in his hand to the ground.
"It's okay, this worm egg will not hatch under normal circumstances." Bai Yuehu said.
Wu Xiao was so frightened that his consciousness became blurred. He didn't dare to imagine how many bugs hatched from the pillow while he was sleeping, crawled into his ears along his ear canal, and swarmed his ears every night. made strange noises.
Zhu Miaomiao, a girl who is afraid of insects, couldn't see anything better than Wu Xiao's face, and her voice was distorted: "Then, under what conditions will these insects hatch?"
Bai Yuehu calmly grabbed an egg, observed it carefully, and said, "They seem to feed on dreams."
This is similar to the dream catcher, but the dream catcher captures nightmares. These insects do not distinguish between good dreams and nightmares. After eating them all, the quality of sleep has indeed improved a lot. As more and more dreams were swallowed, the bugs began to hatch. But because insects can't live in human ear canal, Laoshu couldn't find Wu Xiao's abnormal situation, which caused Wu Xiao to bear the noise pollution abruptly for more than a month.
Compared to Wu Xiao and Zhu Miaomiao, who seemed to be about to collapse, Lu Qingjiu was the calmest one. He was still in the mood to ask Bai Yuehu what these worms wanted to do when they crawled into Wu Xiao's ears, and why not. Stop making a sound.
Bai Yuehu thought for a moment, then looked at Wu Xiao: "Do you want to know?"
Wu Xiao said in a trembling voice: "Let's talk..." The situation was already bad enough at this time, he didn't believe there was anything he couldn't accept.
Bai Yuehu said: "They are in your ear canal."
Wu Xiao: "…"
Bai Yuehu's tone was very calm, but the words he said made Wu Xiao almost faint: "Sound is a way for males to attract females, although the temperature of the ear canal is not suitable for them to survive for a long time, but they lay eggs and hatch. A good place, as long as the sex is successful, dense eggs will hatch in your ear canal..."
"Brother, eldest brother, please stop talking." It was the first time Wu Xiao realized that he was so afraid of bugs. When he thought of the scene described by Bai Yuehu, his scalp was numb, and there was a lump on his arm. Goosebumps, "I really can't do it."
Zhu Miaomiao had blocked her ears.
"How can I clean up these things?" Wu Xiao was going crazy, "I feel itchy in my head now..."
I had heard about cockroaches accidentally crawling into the human ear canal. I thought it was a joke at the time, but now it finally landed on him. Wu Xiao could not wait to rush to the toilet and put his head in the basin. Give it a wash.
Bai Yuehu said: "It's okay, they probably haven't successfully laid eggs yet, and your ears are still clean."
Wu Xiao said, "Brother, but you didn't look at my ears."
Bai Yuehu glanced at him: "I don't really want to see it."
Wu Xiao: "…"
Lu Qingjiu coughed dryly from the side to suppress the smile on his lips.
Then Bai Yuehu simply told Wu Xiao how to get rid of these worms. It was actually quite simple, just set it on fire, but Bai Yuehu was very interested in the person who sold Wu Xiao this pillow. asked. How could Wu Xiao dare to hide it at this moment, and told him about buying a pillow one by one.
The pillow was bought at the market, and the price was not cheap. The person who sold his pillow was a beautiful woman. The woman saw at a glance that his sleep quality was not good, and strongly recommended this pillow to him. At that time, Wu Xiao bought the pillow with suspicion, but he didn't expect the effect to be very good, but he never saw any trace of the woman after that. This is a normal thing for a crowded market, Wu Xiao didn't think much about it, so he forgot about it.
"What does that woman look like?" Bai Yuehu asked.
"It's pretty," Wu Xiao said, "but there's nothing special about it. I have to say something... She has a very beautiful piano on her back."
Bai Yuehu looked a little dignified, he said: "When will the market start?"
Wu Xiao said: "The 25th of every month is probably next Tuesday."
Bai Yuehu said: "When the time comes, you will take us there."
Wu Xiao didn't expect Bai Yuehu to be interested in the market. He didn't dare to ask any more questions. He nodded and agreed quickly. He also enthusiastically gave the apple to Bai Yuehu and asked Bai Yuehu to help him see it. If there is anything in the house that cannot be used, he throws it out.
Bai Yuehu said: "These things can't be bought and sold with humans casually. You'd better not go to the market. It's easy to have accidents."
Wu Xiao obediently said yes.
Lu Qingjiu said, "Then Wu Xiao's ear canal is sure that there is nothing in it, right?"
Bai Yuehu shook his head, indicating that he really didn't. As a result, Wu Xiao's heart hadn't let go, he said, even if there is a little bit, it doesn't matter, anyway, those worms can't survive in his body after hatching, if he hears the sound again , as long as the bedding is changed again, there is no problem.
Wu Xiao almost cried, he didn't want his ear canal to become a hatchery.
After making an appointment with Wu Xiao, the three of them left. Lu Qingjiu originally wanted to take Zhu Miaomiao home, but who knew that Zhu Miaomiao insisted on taking a taxi.
"No, I can't ride the slug car anymore, I'm going to die." Zhu Miaomiao pointed at the goose bumps on her arm and cried.
The pickup truck was right next to her. After listening to her words, the horn blew a few times, and the two round headlights dimmed.
Zhu Miaomiao said, "What's wrong with it?"
Lu Qingjiu said, "It's because you are sad."
Zhu Miaomiao: "..."
"Think about it, how many times it took you from the train station to your house and delivered so many things to you. It worked so hard and never complained." Lu Qingjiu felt sad for his family. The cute pickup truck was rehabilitated, "Even if you dislike it so much, it still wants to send you home safely." The sentimental Zhu Miaomiao's eyes flashed with tears when Lu Qingjiu's words made her feel like she was really Heartless scum.
Lu Qingjiu patted the headlights of the pickup truck and continued, "If it had eyes, it would have already shed tears of sadness, but it doesn't matter, I think it will understand your dislike of mollusks, come on, let me Let me call a taxi for you."
"No need." Zhu Miaomiao finally couldn't stand the tragic atmosphere, hugged the rearview mirror of the pickup truck and cried, "I'm sorry about the pickup truck, I shouldn't despise you, even if you are a slug, you have no choice but to snot your nose. Worm! Why am I so shallow, and I despise you because of such a small problem!"
Lu Qingjiu showed a faint smile beside him, Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu, he had never noticed that Lu Qingjiu felt a bit naturally dark before.
"Do you still want a taxi?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
"No." Zhu Miaomiao wiped away her tears, and climbed to the co-pilot of the pickup on her own initiative, "I don't hate pickups anymore."
Lu Qingjiu said, "Okay, let's go home."
Beep beep, the minivan blared a cheerful horn again, the three of them moved forward and sent Zhu Miaomiao home. After Zhu Miaomiao got home, he also took the minivan's favorite jelly candy from the house and carried out a feeding activity, which greatly increased the relationship between one person and one car. Lu Qingjiu watched from the side with a kind expression like an old man who saw his children quarreling. Father.
After seeing Zhu Miaomiao away, Lu Qingjiu and Bai Yuehu also planned to go back to the hotel.
"Why must Zhu Miaomiao like minivans?" Bai Yuehu asked from the co-pilot.
"Because..." Lu Qingjiu held the steering wheel, "Because it can save a lot of taxi fares?"
Bai Yuehu: "..."
Lu Qingjiu said, "It will cost at least twenty yuan to travel from Wu Xiao's house to Zhu Miaomiao's house." He began to count the bills seriously, "And if she is afraid of minivans, she will have to take a taxi to our house in the future. It's expensive, it costs a few hundred yuan..." After he finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Bai Yuehu, "You can buy dozens of sticks of rock candied haws."
Bai Yuehu instantly calmed down, no longer entangled in this matter, and even felt that Lu Qingjiu had made a very right decision.
The pickup honked twice, agreeing with Lu Qingjiu's words.
"When I go to the market next Tuesday, I have to say hello to Yin Xun." Lu Qingjiu said, "Tell him we have to postpone for two days."
Bai Yuehu hummed.
Yin Xun, who was at home, quickly received a call from Lu Qingjiu. After learning that Lu Qingjiu's return was delayed, he let out a sad cry, saying that the meatballs were almost eaten. If Lu Qingjiu didn't come back, he would have to eat bubbles. face. Lu Qingjiu hurriedly comforted him that there were still a lot of quick-frozen food such as dumplings and buns in the refrigerator, and asked Yin Xun to stick to it for two more days. compensate.
Although Yin Xun was very sad, he could only respond. Lu Qingjiu said, "Let's buy something when we go to the market on Tuesday? I think the things there are quite interesting."
Bai Yuehu nodded in agreement.
After a few days in the city, Lu Qingjiu took Bai Yuehu to eat all the famous restaurants in the surrounding area. The good and bad ones were all tasted by Bai Yuehu. It added life experience to Bai Yuehu, so that he would not be too easily abducted by others.
On Tuesday, Lu Qingjiu got up early and drove a truck with Bai Yuehu to pick up Wu Xiao and Zhu Miaomiao.
Originally, I didn't intend to take Zhu Miaomiao with me, but Zhu Miaomiao insisted on going to see the world, so in desperation, she could only take her with her.
A few people got into the car, and under the guidance of Wu Xiao, they quickly left the city and arrived in the desolate suburbs. If Wu Xiao was not very familiar with the route, I am afraid that no one would have thought that such a remote place is really There will be a crowded market.
The author has something to say: Today, the small theater is hiding under the covers and reluctant to come out... _(:3∠)_
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