Although Wu Xiao's dream of listening to the tree spirits has come true, but inexplicably he has a tree clan partner. Lu Qingjiu is in a very complicated mood and doesn't know what to say. He will call Wu Xiao again. At that time, Wu Xiao had calmed down and asked him if there was any solution.
Lu Qingjiu replied that there is currently no... After he learned the truth of the matter, he asked Bai Yuehu in advance if the marriage contract could be dissolved. Bai Yuehu's answer was that the tree clan has always been a couple for life, so don't even think about it when you get married. Divorce, only widowed and not divorced.
So Lu Qingjiu bit the bullet and told Wu Xiao the answer. After hearing it, Wu Xiao said in despair: he can only make do with it, and he can get away.
Lu Qingjiu wanted to laugh, but felt it was inappropriate, so he could only hold back abruptly, and even comforted Wu Xiao, saying that Lao Shu was actually a good character, and he might fall in love with him if he got along more...
The grievance between him and Wu Xiao ended in this way, and Lu Qingjiu didn't know what to say, so he could only let Zhu Miaomiao hand Wu Xiao a big red envelope in private to express the vague apology in his heart.
Zhu Miaomiao asked him why he wanted to hand over the red envelope, but he didn't dare to explain, so he confused the past vaguely.
Wu Xiao, who got the red envelope, asked Lu Qingjiu what it meant, and Lu Qingjiu said, "This is not your wedding..."
Wu Xiao hung up the phone with a snap, this time Lu Qingjiu couldn't hold back, and laughed lowly over the phone.
The weather in August was so hot that the chickens in the yard were unwilling to move. After half a year, the chickens have grown into half-sized chickens, but the appearance of this chicken is slightly different from the others. Both male and female, the feathers are very colorful and look beautiful, but I don't know how it tastes... Lu Qingjiu thought that if there was time, he could slaughter one of the white moon foxes to try.
Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua didn't grow at all. They were as old as they were when they came. Yin Xun disliked them for losing money.
Xiao Hua's eyes rolled to the sky when she heard Yin Xun's words.
When Yin Xun saw this, he shouted, "Damn it, Lu Qingjiu, you take care of your pig, it's actually giving me a look."
Lu Qingjiu said, "Can you remove your head from his stomach before you speak ill of him?"
Yin Xun firmly refused: "No."
Xiaohua almost didn't give him a hoof.
Ever since Yin Xun found out that Xiaohua's belly is cold as a cool tool, he started holding Xiaohua all day long. Sometimes, when he went out to pick vegetables, he had to carry Xiaohua on his back. After struggling a few times, Xiaohua had no choice but to give up. Yin Xun's exclusive ice pack.
Lu Qingjiu looked at his expression and felt that if it weren't for the fact that she couldn't speak in front of Yin Xun, Xiaohua would have opened her mouth to Yin Xun's quality for eighteen years.
Yin Xun should really thank him for being an ordinary person...
In summer, there is no shortage of things to cool off from the heat. Lu Qingjiu boiled sour plum soup and put it in the refrigerator to freeze it. He would drink a cup every afternoon when he woke up. Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu also like this sweet and sour drink. At the hottest time of the day, several people would eat something cold in the house to cool off the heat.
The little fox also likes to eat ice products, but Lu Qingjiu is worried that his body is too weak and he will have diarrhea after eating too much, so he will control the amount every time.
The three of them were eating cold shrimp newly made by Lu Qingjiu in the house that day. Cold shrimp is their unique dessert. Rice milk made from glutinous rice is dripped into the water through a colander to form small shrimp-shaped rice. Then put thick red soup and sweet and sour hawthorn in it. The taste is soft and glutinous, cool, and the rice fragrance is rich, which is very popular with family members. Lu Qingjiu felt a little less sugar after eating, and was about to go to the kitchen to add a spoonful of red soup, when he heard a bang dong dong sound from the yard—someone was knocking on the door.
"Which one?" Lu Qingjiu asked from a distance.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, it was the hottest time of the day, the sun was dazzling, and the whole world seemed to be enveloped in a huge and hot steamer. People would be sweating profusely when they went out for less than a minute. If he heard a knock on the door at ordinary times, Lu Qingjiu would probably open the door without asking, but it was so hot today that the three of them looked at each other and obviously didn't want to move.
"Bai Yuehu, Bai Yuehu!" A man's voice came from outside the door. He called Bai Yuehu's name and banged on the wooden door, which was not solid, "I'm going to die from the heat. Come on, come and open the door for me!!"
It turned out that they were looking for Bai Yuehu. Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun breathed a sigh of relief and turned their eyes to Bai Yuehu. Since they were not looking for them, they didn't have to leave the air-conditioned room to open the door in the heat.
Who knew that Bai Yuehu raised his eyelids, changed his voice shamelessly, and replied to the person outside the door, "Bai Yuehu is not here."
Lu Qingjiu, who was next to him, almost spat out the contents of his mouth when he heard the sound. Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu had similar reactions, obviously shocked by Bai Yuehu's shamelessness.
"Fuck, Bai Yuehu isn't here? Who are you then?" The people outside the door got angry at Bai Yuehu's answer and started slamming the door, "Hurry up and open the door for me, I'm really going to die outside—"
Bai Yuehu was about to say something, but suddenly there was a loud noise from the door. Lu Qingjiu saw his fragile door panel fall to the ground with a "bang". He didn't seem to have expected the door panel to be knocked so unnecessarily, and the whole person threw himself into the yard and threw a dog and ate shit.
"Ah! What the hell!" The man was thrown a little badly. He lay on the ground for a long time without responding, and groaned in pain, "Ouch... I fucking..."
Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu hurried over and asked, "Brother, are you alright?"
The man raised his head, Lu Qingjiu burst out laughing when he saw what he looked like, and saw that the man's face was blue and purple, and the originally handsome face was abruptly destroyed by these wounds.
The man looked at Lu Qingjiu with a bitter face, and Lu Qingjiu was about to ask him if he was okay when he saw him snort—half a tooth came out of his mouth.
"Fuck," the man scolded, "I fucking—"
Lu Qingjiu thought that this man was too unlucky, he quickly helped him up, the man's leg seemed to be hurt, and he limped into the room.
Bai Yuehu saw his disgusting look in his eyes.
Bai Yuehu said: "How do you know I'm here?"
"I heard it at Su's house." The man sat down and rubbed his legs, "You really..."
Bai Yuehu took a sip of cold shrimp without even giving him a look.
The man's eyes fell on the cool shrimp, and he took a deep breath: "What is this, is it delicious?"
Bai Yuehu said, "It's delicious." Then he drank it all in one breath.
man:"… "
Lu Qingjiu looked funny from the side, but he was not as calm as Bai Yuehu. He felt that the man's appearance was too miserable, so he turned around and went to the kitchen to make a bowl of cold shrimp for the man, and put a little more brown sugar. , thinking about replenishing blood for men.
The man almost stopped crying when he saw the cold shrimp placed in front of him. He said that Lu Sake is a good person, and he will be very lucky in the future, and then he ate it happily.
Bai Yuehu said, "Shui Feng, what are you doing here?" The man's name was originally called Shui Feng, which sounded a little strange.
"I'm here to ask for your help." Minion said, "My dear fox..."
Bai Yuehu looked over with a cold look, and Shui Feng quickly changed his words: "Mr. Bai!"
"I said I couldn't save you." Bai Yuehu said lazily, "Didn't I tell you before."
Mizuo: "...I think I can save it." After he finished speaking, he scooped a large spoonful of cold shrimp with a spoon, and was about to take it out when he was sitting next to him, Lu Qingjiu heard it. There was a crisp sound of broken porcelain, followed by a shrill scream. The man screamed and spit out a mouthful of blood—the ceramic spoon that was good actually broke in his mouth.
"Damn it!" Yin Xun was shocked by the scene next to him, his tone was full of horror, "Big brother, you can't eat a spoon even if you're hungry, that's ceramics—it's not edible!"
The tears of water pain were about to fall, and his mouth was full of shards of ceramic debris. He staggered and ran into the front yard, and then wanted to turn on the faucet to rinse his mouth. Who knew that the faucet was just turned on, and his mouth was put on it. , is another scream of great pain.
Lu Qingjiu was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what was going on. Their faucets and pipes were all basking in the sun, and the surface temperature was approaching 70 degrees. It's not too cold either... This is simply worse for the water.
The man's face was so painful that he was about to pass over, but he still carried it down abruptly, and barely rinsed the debris from his mouth with water.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun stood by the door and looked at them, both of them looking terrible. This scene looked so miserable, it would be too light to describe the luck of the water salary by drinking cold water.
Shui Feng cleaned his wounds roughly, and returned to the room with tears in his eyes. Lu Qingjiu thought he was going to say something, but he picked up the remaining cold shrimp and dried it in one breath, and returned it to him. Lu Qingjiu gave a compliment: "Brother, your craftsmanship is really good."
Lu Qingjiu: "...friend, are you okay?"
Minifen said, "It's okay, I can't die."
Bai Yuehu said lazily, "Don't worry about him, he's used to it."
Shui Feng was really used to it. This is a very painful thing for ordinary people, but he quickly recovered. After drinking the cold shrimp, he wiped his mouth and said to Bai Yuehu: "Yuehu, let's go out and discuss. "
Bai Yuehu glanced at him and said nothing.
"Yuehu." Shui Feng said, "Just help me."
Bai Yuehu looked at Suifen and did not speak, but his expression had already given Suifen the answer, Suifen wanted to persuade him again, but heard Bai Yuehu coldly ask: "How long are you going to be like this? "
Water salary: "… "
Bai Yuehu said: "You're not annoying, I'm annoying."
Shui Feng opened his mouth to speak, but seemed to notice Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun who were sitting next to him. He said, "Let's talk in another place."
Bai Yuehu finally agreed, and he and Shui Feng left the room, went to find another place under the vines in the yard, and started talking about private affairs.
"What relationship do you think this person has with Bai Yuehu?" Yin Xun asked Lu Qingjiu in a low voice.
"I don't know." Lu Qingjiu said, "Maybe it's his friend." Judging from the expressions of the two when they were talking, they seemed to be friends who had known each other for many years, but they didn't know why this person came here. Such an attitude. However, judging from the tone of Minion's tone, he should not belong to the category of human beings.
Bai Yuehu and Shui Feng talked for a long time in the yard, until the sun was about to go down, and the two seemed to be reluctant to reach a consensus.
Bai Yuehu, who had returned to the house, had a slightly unhappy expression on his face, and it was obvious that the communication with Minion was not pleasant. There was no smile in Shui Feng's eyes, instead, there was a complexity that Lu Qingjiu couldn't understand. However, this complexity was only fleeting, and the next moment was covered up by the usual smile.
"Aiya, what are you eating tonight." Mizuo said, "Bai Yuehu, just let me eat dinner."
Bai Yuehu didn't speak, just got up and walked out, Shui Feng laughed when he saw this, revealing that half of the teeth in his mouth were missing.
Lu Qingjiu hurriedly called out, "Yuehu, where are you going?"
Bai Yuehu pointed to the door: "I'll fix the door."
Minami's smile froze on his face.
"Oh, okay." Lu Qingjiu said, "It's alright, I'll get some more food to eat at night."
Bai Yuehu nodded and walked to the door.
Shui Fen said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, big brother, I broke the door of your house." He reached out and fumbled around in his arms, and after a while, he found a small bag, "I don't have any money either, this thing I'll send it to you as compensation."
Lu Qingjiu said, "No need, my door should have been changed."
"Take it." Mino said with a smile, "It's not a valuable thing."
Lu Qingjiu still wanted to refuse, but seeing his firm attitude, he had to put it away, thinking about asking Bai Yuehu what the situation was in the evening.
Lu Qingjiu made more for dinner. He made steamed pork ribs with glutinous rice, fried fish-flavored shredded pork, and steamed a large bowl of eggs. The chickens in their house have already started laying eggs one after another, but the eggs are much larger than normal eggs, and the probability of double-yolked eggs is also very high. After steaming, they are particularly fragrant. In addition, Lu Qingjiu added water to it. , it is also very smooth and tender in the mouth.
When the meal was ready, a few people got to the table.
In one afternoon, Bai Yuehu repaired the door of the house. He didn't know where to get a black wooden door and inlaid it in the original position of the wooden door. Lu Qingjiu looked at the wooden door and wanted to laugh. The wooden door was grand and grand, with a dragon pattern carved on it, which was completely incompatible with the simple style of the entire small courtyard. But when I put it on, I put it on, there is no big problem, it's just a little awkward.
Shui Fen ate very seriously, and he didn't take his eyes off the whole time, but his bad luck did not stop. He ate a steamed pork ribs with glutinous rice, and ate three or four stones from the glutinous rice.
Lu Qingjiu looked dumbfounded: "Where did so many stones come from in the rice?"
Yin Xun said, "Yes, why didn't I eat one of them?"
Shui Fen seemed to be used to it, and waved his hand indifferently: "It's no big deal, keep eating, I'm used to it, you don't know, when I took a bite of an apple, I saw half a worm squirming in it. …”
Lu Qingjiu: "..." He silently put down the chopsticks in his hand.
Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu made the same action.
After eating, Shui Feng left. Lu Qingjiu watched him limping away, but as soon as he left the door of their yard, he seemed to have stepped on something accidentally and fell directly on the horse. , lying on the ground for a long time and didn't get up, when Lu Qingjiu was going to go out to help him, Bai Yuehu said, "Don't worry about him, he asked for it by himself."
Lu Qingjiu: "Hmm..." He heard that Bai Yuehu was serious.
After Yin Xun went back, Lu Qingjiu sat next to Bai Yuehu with a fan and melon seeds, chatting with his fox spirit while eating melon seeds.
Although Bai Yuehu usually seems to be very difficult to talk, Lu Qingjiu is actually quite pleasant to chat with him, and every time he asks him a question, he will answer patiently.
"Shuifen gave me a bag this afternoon." Lu Qingjiu waved his fan with one hand, and took out the bag that Shifen gave him in the afternoon from his pocket with the other.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the bag and knew what was inside. He was silent for a moment and said, "Keep it."
"What is it?" Lu Qingjiu was busy in the afternoon and didn't have time to look at it. He lightly opened the bag and saw that there was actually a strand of hair in the bag. The hair is yellow and black, thick and hard, and it is obviously not human hair, but a bit like the hair of a beast.
"Mao?" Lu Qingjiu took out a piece of hair from the bag and asked in surprise, "Is this... useful?"
"Take it on your body." Bai Yuehu said, "It's a bit of a benefit."
Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "Is it the hair on his body?"
Bai Yuehu nodded.
"Is he a tiger spirit?" After careful research, Lu Qingjiu felt that the color of the hair was most similar to that of a tiger, so he developed a rich imagination, "Or a leopard?"
"No, he is a god." Bai Yuehu said.
"God?" Lu Qingjiu asked in surprise, "Is there such an unlucky god?" From the moment he saw Suifen, he could see that he was constantly unlucky.
Bai Yuehu sighed and said, "It was an accident."
Lu Qingjiu was keenly aware that Bai Yuehu didn't seem to want to say more about this water salary, but then again, it seemed that it was the first time he heard Bai Yuehu's sighing tone. .
Since Bai Yuehu said this thing was useful, Lu Qingjiu hung the bag with his keychain and carried it with him. When he slept at night, he dug out the Shanhaijing again, and carefully searched for the gods that fit Bai Yuehu's theory. Just looking around, he found a fact that surprised him. There is indeed a god who is more in line with the behavior of water in the scriptures of mountains and seas, but he is the complete opposite of water. He should be an uncompromising lucky person. .
The name of the god is called Taifeng, the god of good fortune Taifeng.
Legend has it that Taifeng has a human body and a tiger's tail, and is in charge of the good luck in the world. Those who are close to him will be favored by fate, and no matter what he does, he will be very smooth. Tai Feng has a mild temperament and lives on Heshan Mountain. Compared with the previous luxury, he is more close to the people.
It's just that this Jishen Taifeng's salary is too much to compare with the water salary of drinking cold water during the day. Could it be that the salary is Jishen Taifeng's younger brother Meishen's salary? Lu Qingjiu pinched the fur in that pocket and felt that their non-human world was really complicated.
The next day, when Lu Qingjiu came together, he saw Bai Yuehu sitting in the courtyard.
"So early?" Lu Qingjiu looked at the time, it was only after five o'clock, and Bai Yuehu usually woke up after six o'clock on weekdays.
"Well, I want to go out." Bai Yuehu said.
"When will you be back?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
"Maybe at night." Bai Yuehu said, "What time is it?"
"It's half past five." Lu Qingjiu said, "Would you like to have breakfast?"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's too late." He thought for a moment, "I'm going to the hospital in the city, do you want to come with me?"
When Lu Qingjiu heard it was a hospital, he immediately became nervous and asked, "Hospital? Are you uncomfortable?"
"No, I'm going to meet someone." Bai Yuehu invited Lu Qingjiu again, "Let's go together."
Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "Alright." Bai Yuehu rarely invites him out. Since he opened his mouth this time, there must be some reasons. So he grabbed some biscuits and sat on the van with Bai Yuehu and headed towards the city.
Lu Qingjiu also found a time to send a message to Yin Xun, asking him to solve today's lunch by himself.
They drive to the town, and the mountain road takes about two hours. Because it is a mountain road, there are cliffs and cliffs everywhere. If you want to be safe, you can only drive slowly, and it will take another hour from the town to the city, which means that When they arrived in the city, it should have been around eight o'clock.
Lu Qingjiu was driving the car and watched Bai Yuehu sitting next to him eating biscuits. Bai Yuehu didn't seem to be in a good mood. Although his expression didn't change much, Lu Qingjiu could see from the corners of his eyes that he was at this moment. Mood.
"What's the matter?" Lu Qingjiu asked, "Is someone you know sick?"
"Yeah." Bai Yuehu responded.
Lu Qingjiu smiled and said, "It won't be water salary, will it?"
Bai Yuehu said: "He is mentally ill."
Lu Qingjiu laughed. He said, "Are these gods so approachable? I feel... He is just an ordinary person."
Bai Yuehu thought for a while: "Now he is no different from ordinary people, no, there is still a difference, he is a bit more unlucky than ordinary people."
Thinking of the tragic situation of the salary yesterday, Lu Qingjiu twitched the corners of his mouth somewhat unkindly.
The pickup truck went all the way, and soon left Shuifu Village and drove onto the road leading to the city. After seven o'clock, the whole world began to wake up from the dream, and there were many vehicles and pedestrians on the road. For ordinary people, it was another ordinary day.
The hospital woke up earlier than other places, and before six o'clock, the hall was crowded with all kinds of patients.
Lu Qingjiu parked the car in the underground garage and walked towards the inpatient department with Bai Yuehu.
"People are here." Bai Yuehu handed Lu Qingjiu a note.
Lu Qingjiu looked at it and saw that it was Ward 102 on the 15th floor of Building A. He said, "It's over there."
Bai Yuehu nodded.
When Lu Qingjiu was walking towards building a, he turned his head and glanced at Bai Yuehu. He didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that Bai Yuehu didn't know the way well after entering the hospital, and kept following him. But if that's the case, it can probably explain why Bai Yuehu wants to invite him over. Lu Qingjiu thought of this and thought he was thinking too much.
While thinking about it, they had reached the downstairs of the inpatient department in Building A. Lu Qingjiu pressed the elevator, and after Bai Yuehu entered together, he pressed the number 15.
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