Under Bai Yuehu's strange eyes, Lu Qingjiu quickly explained that this was not his and Yin Xun's strange hobbies, but that the black umbrella that was chasing him yesterday came after him again.
After Bai Yuehu heard the words, he nodded slightly, took a step forward and grabbed the black umbrella, then with a forceful tear, he ripped the black umbrella off Yin Xun's head. When the umbrella was torn down, it let out a shrill scream, which sounded a bit like a crying child. It made one's scalp go numb. Lu Qingjiu stood beside him, and when he saw Yin Xun's head, he also saw that there seemed to be something inside the umbrella. It fell and smashed to the ground. After a closer look, he realized that it was the black pupil eyeball he saw that day, and it rolled to the ground.
Yin Xun finally saw the sky again. He was relieved and was frightened by the eyeballs in this place. The most terrifying thing was that these eyeballs seemed to be alive, and the dilated pupils were all staring at Bai Yuehu. The scene was terrifying.
Bai Yuehu casually threw the black umbrella to the ground, and the moment the black umbrella fell to the ground, all the eyeballs that rolled to the ground gathered in the direction of the black umbrella, and were wrapped by the black umbrella again.
"What the hell is this?" Lu Qingjiu had never seen such a miraculous creature before, and he clearly remembered that there was no record of such monsters in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Bai Yuehu didn't speak. He bent down and picked up something from his feet. After Lu Qingjiu straightened his waist, he realized that the eyeball was in Bai Yuehu's hand. The eyeball was similar to what Lu Qingjiu had seen before. The round one had red nerves growing at the back. Both the nerves and the eyeball were obviously still alive. At this time, Bai Yuehu was holding it in his hand, squeaking like a small animal. trembling.
"It's a technique." Bai Yuehu said, "The specific use is unknown."
"Then these eyeballs are all human?" Lu Qingjiu felt that so many eyeballs were really uncomfortable.
"No." Bai Yuehu said, "These eyeballs are living creatures..." He threw the eyeball in his hand to the ground, as if he wanted to see the reaction of the eyeball when it landed, but he didn't expect that he would obediently lie beside him and watch the excitement. The fox cub Su Xi rushed over when he saw the eyeball, and before a few people could react, they saw Su Xi whimper, ate the eyeball into his mouth, crunched it and swallowed it.
"Ah, Su Xi, what did you eat!!" Yin Xun screamed in horror.
"Spit it out!" Lu Qingjiu stepped forward, picked up the fox cub and opened its mouth to pull out the eyeballs, but obviously his action was too late, after Su Xi opened his mouth, a neat row was revealed. The little white teeth stared at Lu Qingjiu innocently with blue eyes, as if asking what Lu Qingjiu meant by this action.
Lu Qingjiu said bitterly, "You really ate it? If something happened to me, how could I explain it to your father." Last year, it was fine to cut it into a poodle, but this year, he will suffer from food poisoning... He feels that he really can't do it. Went to see the parents.
Su Xi obviously didn't understand the pain in Lu Qingjiu's heart, and happily licked his mouth with his red tongue, but his eyes fell on the black umbrella. He seemed to think that the eyeballs tasted good, and wanted to get another one.
Hei Umbrella was stared at by Su Xi, and actually slowly took a step back. If Lu Qingjiu hadn't been staring at it, he would have thought that he had an illusion.
"Is it okay to eat?" Lu Qingjiu asked Bai Yuehu anxiously.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the fox cub, and after thinking about it, he picked up the umbrella directly, then stretched his hand in, and forcibly took out another eyeball from the umbrella.
"What are you doing..." Before Lu Qingjiu finished speaking, he saw Bai Yuehu shove the eyeball into his mouth and squeaked again, eating the eyeball so cleanly.
Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu were both frightened by Bai Yuehu's actions, their eyes widened, and they stared at Bai Yuehu for a while without saying a word, until Bai Yuehu swallowed the eyeball and licked his lips. After slowing down, Lu Qingjiu said in a trembling voice, "Is it delicious?"
Bai Yuehu: "It's delicious." He thought for a moment, and then said something terrifying, "It's not human eyeballs."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." What is not a human eyeball? Does Bai Yuehu mean that he has tasted a human eyeball before he can discern the difference in taste
"It's really good." Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too frightened, Bai Yuehu said thoughtfully, "The taste is crisp, there is no fishy smell, and there is a lot of juice in it."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." If you're not talking about eyeballs, I'll give it a try.
Yin Xun's eyes were about to fall from the side he was looking at, so he involuntarily stepped back and wanted to stay away from Bai Yuehu.
Bai Yuehu said, "Have you tasted it?" He took out another eyeball from the black umbrella.
The umbrella was still struggling, but it was completely wilted after its eyeballs were taken out again. Even Lu Qingjiu could see the words "unlovable" on it.
"No, no." Lu Qingjiu declined Bai Yuehu's kindness.
Bai Yuehu looked at Yin Xun, Yin Xun quickly swung his hand like a wiper.
"Okay." Bai Yuehu said with a bit of regret, "Then I'll eat it myself."
Hei Umbrella seemed to be able to understand their conversation. At this time, he wanted to wrap himself tightly and resist the cruel and ruthless Great Demon King Bai Yuehu. But in front of Bai Yuehu, its resistance was obviously a man's arm blocking the car. The next moment, Bai Yuehu touched an eyeball from it and chewed it crunchly.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun both had blank expressions on their faces, and they were a little confused by this brutal scene.
After disposing of this strange umbrella, Lu Qingjiu silently turned around to make dinner, Yin Xun trembling behind him was somewhat similar to Black Umbrella.
The dinner was relatively simple. Lu Qingjiu fried a large pot of beef patties, made a cold salad, and boiled a pot of eight-treasure porridge. Finally, cut the marinated beef into slices, and put chili noodles on the side. Eat with dip.
Lu Qingjiu brought the porridge to the table and called Bai Yuehu to eat.
Bai Yuehu nodded and put the black umbrella aside. The black umbrella stayed quietly by Bai Yuehu's side, and there was no movement at all, but the moment Bai Yuehu picked up the chopsticks, the black umbrella opened with a snap, and then rolled towards the door like a wheel. past.
Black Umbrella actually wanted to escape!
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were both dumbfounded.
And Bai Yuehu's reaction was very fast. Before the black umbrella rolled twice, he had already rushed to the umbrella, grabbed the umbrella, and sneered: "Where are you going?"
Black Umbrella: "… "
"Come if you want, leave if you want, think this is a hotel?" Bai Yuehu said while holding the black umbrella, "If you want to leave, at least leave your eyes first."
As soon as he said these words, Hei Umbrella let out a whimpering cry. Although the voice was a bit harsh, it sounded like a child who was bullied so badly that Lu Qingjiu felt a little embarrassed. Bullying the weak illusion.
However, Bai Yuehu's heart was as hard as iron, and he was unmoved. He even went to the kitchen to find a thick rope, tied the black umbrella, and threw it on the ground, saying: "I'm full today, continue tomorrow. ."
Black Umbrella: "..." Woohoo, what kind of sin did he do! The most terrifying thing was that the little fox was also very interested in him, and the nose was dawdling on the umbrella, looking like it might bite off at any time.
Yin Xun looked at the black umbrella and whispered to Lu Qingjiu, "Why do I always feel that I see my future in the black umbrella."
Lu Qingjiu said: "Don't think too much, if Bai Yuehu eats you, it will definitely be gone in one bite, very happy."
Yin Xun: "..." Thank you for your comfort, my friend.
After dinner, Yin Xun went home, Lu Qingjiu went back to the bedroom, both of them tacitly did not lift the umbrella, pretending that nothing happened.
So for the next two days, the black umbrella became Bai Yuehu's exclusive snack. Lu Qingjiu watched his fox sitting on the rocking chair in the yard with a black umbrella next to it, and then occasionally reached into the black umbrella. Take out an eyeball, put it in the mouth and crunch, the brutality of the picture is simply unbearable.
The weather has been good recently. Usually, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun would find a place in the yard to bask in the sun, but these days they really didn't dare, because as long as they were in the yard, they could hear the tingling sound that made the scalp tingle. After listening for a while, the whole person's consciousness began to become blurred... One can imagine how lethal it is.
Of course, there are people who welcome black umbrellas at home. For example, Foxy likes black umbrellas very much, and he doesn't turn his eyes away from sitting next to him.
But given Lu Qingjiu's concerns about food safety, Bai Yuehu still stopped feeding, even though the little fox looked pitiful.
Yin Xun boiled it for two days, but he couldn't stand it any longer. He didn't dare to talk to Bai Yuehu, but he could only find Lu Qingjiu, and expressed his inner fragility very euphemistically: "I always feel that Bai Yuehu is chewing My eyeballs are hurting when the eyeballs are..."
Lu Qingjiu was frying fish, when he heard Yin Xun's words, the spatula in his hand paused.
Yin Xun: "Are you also..."
Lu Qingjiu sighed and nodded slowly, "Almost."
If it's eating other things, it's okay, it's a living eyeball, just stuff it into your mouth so crunchly, it's like a burst of imagery.
"Then can you..." Yin Xun put his hope on Lu Qingjiu, "Let's talk to Bai Yuehu?"
Lu Qingjiu nodded: "Okay, I'll go talk to him."
So after lunch, before Bai Yuehu planned to take a lunch break and eat snacks, Lu Qingjiu quickly expressed his opinions, including his doubts about the taste of the eyeballs, and the image of Bai Yuehu eating the eyeballs. discomfort.
After listening, Bai Yuehu was quiet for a while, and waved to Lu Qingjiu.
Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu thought he was going to say something to him, so he bent down and leaned over. Who knew that Bai Yuehu stretched out his hand and put it on the back of his head, and then he felt something cold stuffed around his lips. Before he could react, the thing had already been stuffed into his mouth.
"Hmm!" Lu Qingjiu's eyes widened instantly, and he was about to say something when he felt a sweet smell coming from his mouth, completely different from the fishy smell he imagined.
"Try it first." Bai Yuehu's voice came from the side.
Now that the thing has been entered, and the taste is not what he imagined, Lu Qingjiu suppressed the fear in his heart about the appearance of this thing, and carefully bit the surface of the eyeball with his teeth, and immediately felt a scent with a fragrance. Juice filled his mouth. This eyeball does not seem to be an animal's eye, but a plant that looks like an eye. It tastes crunchy on the outside and soft and juicy on the inside.
Lu Qingjiu crunched the eyeballs and swallowed them into his stomach: "Isn't this an animal's eye?" How can an animal's eyes taste like strawberries.
Bai Yuehu: "No."
"What is that?" Lu Qingjiu was a little confused.
"It may be a kind of fruit." Bai Yuehu said, "It looks like an eyeball scary." In fact, it tastes really good.
After eating the eyeballs, there is still a sweet taste in the mouth. I have to say that apart from the scary shape, the taste of the eyeballs really has nothing to say.
"Do you want to try it again?" Bai Yuehu took out another one from the umbrella, glanced at it, and handed it to Lu Qingjiu, "This is orange flavored."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." After hesitating for a moment, he still took it. This time, instead of waiting for Bai Yuehu to stuff it, he carefully stuffed it into his mouth.
The orange flavor is not as sweet as the strawberry one, but the juice is a little more filling, and the pulp inside has orange particles, it is like eating a jelly version of the fruit orange, and it is the pure natural one without additives. Lu Qingjiu was eating vigorously. He glanced at the side of his room, but saw Yin Xun who was standing in the room with a terrified look at him. Obviously, Lu Qingjiu, who had come to persuade him, also chewed along with him. The eyeballs are gone, and I still chew with such relish.
Lu Qingjiu wanted to laugh a little bit by Yin Xun's expression. After thinking about it, he asked Bai Yuehu to give him an eyeball. He took it in his hand and walked towards Yin Xun.
Yin Xun saw Lu Qingjiu walking over with his eyeballs in his hand, turned around and wanted to run, but was caught by Lu Qingjiu.
"What are you running?" Lu Qingjiu said, "I didn't want to eat you."
Yin Xun didn't know what Lu Qingjiu was doing, so he cried, "Stay away from me, I don't want to eat, I don't want it!"
Lu Qingjiu: "How do you know it's not delicious if you haven't tasted it? This is not the eyeball of an animal. Come on, try it."
Yin Xun wanted to struggle, but Lu Qingjiu directly pressed his shoulders, and then a round thing was shoved to his lips. He was so frightened that he almost cried, but his struggle was useless in front of Lu Qingjiu. , the thing was still shoved into his mouth abruptly. The moment the eyeball entered, Yin Xun even suspected that he would die again—until he tasted the eyeball.
"Hey?" Yin Xun said, "Why does it taste like grapes?"
Lu Qingjiu said, "Is it delicious?"
Yin Xun stopped struggling for a moment, and took two bites: "It looks like jelly."
Lu Qingjiu: "Yes, and strawberry flavored."
Yin Xun: "It's really fragrant."
The two looked at each other, and the next moment their eyes fell on the black umbrella beside Bai Yuehu in the yard. The black umbrella seemed to sense their eyes and began to tremble again, but there was Bai Yuehu sitting next to him. , can't escape at all. Coming to Shuifu Village was probably the worst decision it had ever made in its life.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally understood why the black umbrella has become Bai Yuehu's favorite snack these days. It's too delicious... Although it doesn't look good, it's beautiful in heart.
After tasting the black umbrella, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally overcame the fear in their hearts and began to sit in the courtyard with Bai Yuehu and eat eyeballs. Of course, they usually eat with the door closed, lest any neighbor pass by and be stimulated by the horrific scene.
After two or three days of eating like this, someone finally came to the door.
It rained a little that morning, and Lu Qingjiu cut a lot of chives in the garden, planning to make a chive box to eat. Then there was a knock on the door of his house. Lu Qingjiu went to open the door, but saw a beautiful girl standing at the door of their house. It looks beautiful, but the style is out of tune with modernity.
"Hello, what's the matter?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
The girl glanced at the leek in Lu Qingjiu's hand and said, "I lost an umbrella."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." When it was over, the owner came to the door.
The girl said, "Did you see it?"
Lu Qingjiu said, "Well... I saw it."
The girl said, "Then can you give it back to me?" She showed a pitiful expression and looked quite lovable.
Lu Qingjiu was still a little guilty when she saw it. After all, they had been eating someone's umbrella for almost a week. When the owner of the umbrella suddenly came to her door, she naturally felt a little uncomfortable. After thinking about it, he invited the girl into the house first, and asked her to wait at home for Bai Yuehu to come back.
Bai Yuehu went down to the ground with an umbrella just now. He usually never used an umbrella, but after he got a black umbrella, he began to actively use it. After all, he can eat snacks while holding an umbrella, which is simply wonderful. .
The girl sat in the room, and Lu Qingjiu was too embarrassed to leave the guests alone in the living room, so he simply took out the cutting board and cut leeks and meat in the living room.
The girl asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
"Make a leek box." Lu Qingjiu replied.
"Leek box?" the girl said, "what is that?"
"It's a very delicious food." Lu Qingjiu said, "Have you never eaten it? I'll make it for you later." He felt that this girl should not be human.
The girl nodded and continued to wait quietly.
About ten minutes later, Bai Yuehu, who had finished planting the ground, came back. As soon as he entered the house, the girl who was sitting there stood up and said, "My umbrella!"
Bai Yuehu saw the girl and didn't say a word, but in front of the girl, he took out his eyeball from the black umbrella and ate it on the spot.
When Lu Qingjiu, who was standing beside him, clearly saw Bai Yuehu eating his eyeballs, the girl's expression twisted.
"What are you doing!" the girl roared.
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, instead raised her chin with a provocative expression.
Girl: "Bai Yuehu, you bastard!"
"It's alright." Bai Yuehu said, "What are you doing here, this umbrella is yours?"
The girl said, "It's not mine, it's yours?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Everything that comes into my house is mine. If it weren't for the fact that you are not as delicious as pork, I would eat it with you."
girl: "..."
Judging from the conversation between the two, they are obviously old acquaintances, but their relationship does not seem to be very good, and it is the kind that may be pinched at any time.
"Return the umbrella to me." The girl knew that it would be no good to be entangled with Bai Yuehu on this matter, so she skipped the topic of herself and pork and went straight to the point, "You have eaten for four or five days! You are not afraid of eating badly. belly!"
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, touched her eyeball again, and ate it crunchly.
The girl was furious in an instant, but Bai Yuehu ignored her at all.
Seeing that Bai Yuehu refuses to eat, the girl can only swallow this breath and grit her teeth: "Tell me, what do you want to do
Give me the umbrella back! "
Bai Yuehu: "Wait until I finish eating."
"Fuck you—" The girl was forced to say swear words, and then swallowed the swear words back under Bai Yuehu's cold eyes.
Bai Yuehu said: "Since you dare to send the umbrella here, don't think about going back."
The girl said: "It ran out by itself!"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's the first time I know that the umbrella of the God of Spring can escape by itself."
Hearing this, Lu Qingjiu was shocked. He didn't expect the girl in front of him to be the God of Spring in mythology. It is said that the gods in charge of the four seasons are Jumang, the god of spring, Zhurong, the god of summer, Shushou, the god of autumn, and Xuanming, the god of winter. It's just that these gods in mythology are all male figures, so the girl in front of her doesn't look like a man no matter what. Lu Qingjiu was feeling strange when he heard the sentence and began to cry. The appearance of pear blossoms with rain was very endearing.
However, the fox spirit in his family has no heart to pity Xiangxiyu at all, and said ruthlessly: "If you cry again, I will kick you out."
Jumang was silent for a moment.
Bai Yuehu said: "You can take the umbrella."
Jumang looked suspicious when he heard the words, obviously suspecting that Bai Yuehu had a conspiracy to suddenly let go.
"But you have to keep the seeds." Bai Yuehu said.
"What seeds?" Jumang asked.
"Of course it's the seed of the eyeball." Bai Yuehu said, "God has an umbrella that can plant all things. No matter what kind of seed, it will germinate and bear fruit on the umbrella. Is this eyeball also a plant?"
Jumang snorted: "I can give you the seeds, but whether you can plant them is up to you."
Bai Yuehu said: "Well."
Jumang said: "If I give you the seeds, you will return the umbrella to me?"
Bai Yuehu nodded.
Jumang said: "A word is settled." She stood up and left the yard, as if to find seeds for Bai Yuehu.
When Lu Qingjiu saw that Jumang was gone, he whispered, "She is the legendary Chunshen? But isn't Chunshen a man?"
Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu, and said surprisingly, "Who said he was a woman?"
Lu Qingjiu: "…"
Bai Yuehu: "He's a man."
Lu Qingjiu: "…"
Bai Yuehu: "Not like a man?"
Jumang's gorgeous clothes and his humming, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a... Forget it, he really is a lovely boy.
Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too shocked, Bai Yuehu comforted Lu Qingjiu, saying that it is spring now, and the god of spring is wearing sacrificial clothes. When he wears short sleeves in summer, he should be able to distinguish the gender of Jumang. .
Lu Qingjiu said, "Then what happened to his umbrella?"
Bai Yuehu said, "As long as it's a seed, whether it's alive or dead, it can be planted on his umbrella, but only plants."
Lu Qingjiu: "So you already knew?" No wonder he was so happy.
Bai Yuehu hummed.
"Then how did his umbrella come to Shuifu Village?" Lu Qingjiu glanced at the black umbrella, "Accidentally lost it?"
Bai Yuehu sneered: "How could the umbrella of the God of Spring be lost?"
None of these gods is easy.
The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: Even if I jumped from here today, I wouldn't take a bite of your eyeball!
Bai Yuehu stretched out his hand and stuffed it.
Lu Qingjiu: Really fragrant...
Yin Xun can go to the city. When he grows up, his scope will expand. Didn't he go to the city with Lu Qingjiu to buy things? As for his own body, he will not have diarrhea if he eats it by himself, but if it is mixed with other food and then eaten by himself, it will react.
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