Fantasy Farm

Chapter 99: Hair Goddess

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Holding the strawberry carefully, the two returned home in the minivan.

Yin Xun, who was at home, didn't know what happened. He and Bai Yuehu were cleaning the yard, but Bai Yuehu's phone rang. After picking it up and reading it, his face changed greatly, he threw the broom in his hand and turned around. out. He didn't dare to ask what happened to Bai Yuehu. He originally wanted to tell him when Lu Qingjiu came back, but he saw that Bai Yuehu and Lu Qingjiu came back together.

"Why are you two together?" Yin Xun was a little confused.

"Oh, I called Bai Yuehu over for something." Lu Qingjiu said, "Then I came back with him."

Yin Xun didn't think much of it after hearing the words. Lu Qingjiu sorted out the things he brought back, took out the strawberries and let Yin Xun wash them, and then asked him to pick some eyeballs in the backyard. The juice in the eyeball fruit is also quite sufficient, it should be delicious when used to make candied haws.

Yin Xun happily went to wash the fruit, while Lu Qingjiu put on an apron and went to the kitchen.

The sugar coating must be boiled on a low heat, and the speed cannot be fast, otherwise it will be easy to boil. After boiling, the hard rock sugar will melt into a soft sugar water. Put the washed strawberries and other fruits on the bamboo skewers in advance, and then put them in the sugar water. Go through it once, wait until it cools down, and the candied haws are ready.

Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu stood by and waited intently. Seeing that the sugar coating had solidified, Lu Qingjiu said that it was ready to eat.

The two reached out their hands almost at the same time, one took a bunch, and both took strawberries. Put the rock candied haws in your mouth, bite off the crispy icing on the outside, and the juice of the strawberries overflows. The rock sugar perfectly dilutes the sourness of the strawberries, which increases the sweetness of the whole fruit a lot, and the taste is also richer and softer. On top of that, it's crispy with a little bit of brittle sugar.

"It's delicious." Yin Xun's eyes brightened like little stars, "I've never eaten something so delicious..."

Lu Qingjiu looked at the two of them kindly, and picked a bunch of them himself. He didn't eat strawberries, but grapes. Because he ate a lot of strawberries before, he didn't particularly like them now. Since Bai Yuehu He and Yin Xun both like strawberries so much, so why not leave it to them.

After eating the candied fruit, Lu Qingjiu casually asked about today's events, saying that non-humans and human beings are cooperating, wouldn't that solve most of the household registration and ID card problems.

Bai Yuehu chomped on the candied haws and hummed.

"Then why did Shaohao say you don't have an ID card and a household registration?" Lu Qingjiu was a little curious.

Bai Yuehu said: "Because I am outside the system."

Lu Qingjiu: "Shit, is this still a compilation?"

Bai Yuehu said: "Well."

He also explained what "compiling" means. It is roughly that non-human beings who want to obtain these things must enter the human world to live. After obtaining the hukou, they must work in the human world for at least a few years, otherwise the hukou and ID card will be revoked. Bai Yuehu couldn't leave Shuifu Village, and naturally he couldn't fulfill such a request. In desperation, he could only become a black household. But Zhu Rong still had a bit of conscience. Although he didn't give Bai Yuehu his hukou and ID card, he gave him a driver's book and a small truck that he could drive.

Lu Qingjiu didn't expect that the minivan was actually delivered to his house by Zhu Rong, and said that he could invite Zhu Rong to have a meal if he had time to thank him.

Bai Yuehu snorted, expressing his disdain for this.

The fruit in the human world is delicious when made into candied haws, and the eyeball fruit is also delicious when made into candied haws, especially since it has all the flavors in it. The only fly in the ointment is that some fruits Lu Qingjiu doesn't like, but you can only know if you bite into them.

In addition to buying fruits, Lu Qingjiu also bought a lot of other ingredients in the supermarket, such as steak and seafood, as well as some things that Bai Yuehu must have never eaten before.

After putting the candied haws outside, giving Xiaohua Xiaohei a bunch of each, and feeding the little foxes, Lu Qingjiu was busy with lunch. Yin Xun was rushed outside to clean the yard, and Bai Yuehu stood beside Lu Qingjiu to help.

Lu Qingjiu lowered his head to stir-fry, remembered something, and said, "By the way, I forgot to ask you, has my grandfather been found yet?"

"Yeah." Bai Yuehu responded.

Lu Qingjiu said, "Why did Phoenix find my grandfather?"

Bai Yuehu said: "Actually, the Phoenix clan and the Dragon clan were gods at that time, and their abilities were equivalent, but later because of some things, they wiped out the clan, and the other world no longer had their descendants."

Lu Qingjiu listened carefully.

It turned out that although the phoenixes in the other world were exterminated, there are still some phoenix bloodlines left in the human world, but such phoenixes usually have their bloodlines diluted a lot, and the spiritual energy of the human world is thin, almost nothing like it was at that time. strong force. Phoenix has the strongest power, that is, it can see the eyes of a hundred birds and understand the spirits of hundreds of birds. Simply put, they can connect with all the birds. So many birds naturally formed a huge surveillance network, which was perfect for finding people. Originally, Zhu Rong wanted Shaohao to help, but the phoenix in Shaohao's house was a little more unreliable than Xiaomei. After indulging in gambling, he went straight to Nirvana. In desperation, Zhu Rong had to transfer a phoenix from another place. Come and help.

Lu Qingjiu was a little worried after hearing this. The last time Zhu Rong found his grandfather, he cut off one of his grandfather's hand. If his grandfather is found again this time, he will definitely suffer other injuries.

Bai Yuehu could see Lu Qingjiu's worry, reached out and gently pressed Lu Qingjiu's shoulder, and said, "But you don't have to worry too much, in fact, Zhu Rong is looking for Fenghuang this time, not just your grandfather."

"Who else is there?" Lu Qingjiu asked.

"A candle dragon escaped from another world." Bai Yuehu said, "This is Zhu Rong's main goal."

Lu Qingjiu suddenly said, "That's it."

Bai Yuehu nodded: "Of course, it's just that this is afraid of causing panic, so I didn't announce it to the outside world, so you don't have to worry too much."

Lu Qingjiu sighed and felt a little better, but he was still thinking about his grandfather. He really wanted to meet him again and have a good chat...

After the arrival of summer, the night came very slowly. After eight o’clock, the sun completely disappeared from the horizon. There was a heavy and sticky smell in the air. There were swallows sliding in the low sky, a huge storm, It seems to be coming.

Dark clouds unknowingly covered the moon and stars in the sky, and a gust of wind whistled along the road, blowing sand and leaves.

Wu Xiaohang worked overtime for a while today, and it was almost ten o'clock in the evening when he got off work. The crackling raindrops kept falling down. The umbrella in his hand was as fragile as a toy. It was useless at all. After a while, he was completely soaked. It is not easy to take a taxi during this time, so I had no choice but to go home with a shaky umbrella.

Fortunately, his home is not far from the company, and he only needs to cross a few remote alleys to get there.

Although the rain was a little lighter in this alley, there were no lights. Wu Xiaohang walked forward slowly, but when he came to a certain corner, he heard a strange voice, as if there was something People are talking.

Wu Xiaohang leaned over cautiously, and finally heard the sound coming from there.

"Hurry up and hand over the money." Someone threatened in a vicious voice.

"Wuwuwu, I have no money." The person who was threatened seemed to be a soft boy, and there was a hint of crying in his voice.

"No money?" The flashlight in the robber's hand shone on the robbed object, and after seeing his appearance, he shifted his target at once, "You are pretty good-looking, it doesn't matter if you don't have money or money. , undress me..."

"Undress?" The boy was stunned. "What are you doing undressing?"

"If I tell you to take it off, take it off! Quick!" The man raised the dagger.

Seeing this scene, Wu Xiaohang felt bad. He quickly took out his mobile phone and called the police in a low voice. After calling the police, he looked at the place and saw that the boy had slowly taken off his shirt. Although the light was dim, Wu Xiaohang could still see the young man's soft and fair skin and his delicate face that looked like he was about to cry by the light of the flashlight.

The robber was interested and was about to reach out to catch the boy, but Wu Xiaohang felt he couldn't wait any longer. He shouted to stop, and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to shine at the robber: "What are you doing!"

The robber was startled by the sudden appearance, but after finding out that Wu Xiaohang was alone, he quickly calmed down, and he said, "Don't mind your own business." He gestured with his hands. dagger in.

Wu Xiaohang said, "I've already called the police, so get out of here! Otherwise, the police will come later, and you won't be able to leave if you want to!"

When the robber heard this, his expression turned grim, cursing and babbling in his mouth. He grabbed the dagger and rushed towards Wu Xiaohang. Wu Xiaohang immediately dodged away. This alley is very narrow and dark. When the robber rushed over, he seemed to have tripped over something, and he fell directly to the ground. Seeing this, Wu Xiaohang hurriedly rushed to the boy who was robbed, grabbed his hand and shouted and ran, and the two rushed out like a gust of wind.

However, Wu Xiaohang didn't notice that just after he left the alley, a dazzling flame ignited behind him, and the flame burned directly from the robber's feet to the top of his head at a very fast speed, but between breaths , the man turned into a pool of black dust and was washed into the sewer by the wet rain.

Wu Xiaohang ran for a while, and when he saw that no one was chasing behind him, he stopped out of breath. After he stopped, he noticed that both he and the boy were soaking wet, and hurriedly asked the boy if he was okay.

The young man shook his head and said that he was fine, but his face was terrifyingly pale.

It's not very far from Wu Xiaohang's house. He looked at the boy's bare upper body and said, "Little boy, why don't you go to my house and find some clothes to put on first?" He was worried that the boy would be afraid, and added, " I'm not a bad guy."

The teenager looked at Wu Xiaohang's appearance and hesitantly agreed.

Wu Xiaohang took the boy to his home, first let him take a bath, and then found him clean clothes. Putting on clean clothes, the young man is like a pearl that has been removed from the dust. His beautiful face and clean temperament are extremely attractive.

Wu Xiaohang asked the teenager a few questions, and the teenager answered all of them, but when it came to the situation about the name and family, the teenager chose to avoid it. Wu Xiaohang was a little helpless, so he thought about taking him to the police station to let the police do the work, but who knew that when the boy heard that he was going to the police station, he got up and wanted to leave, and Wu Xiaohang couldn't stop him.

"Okay, okay, I won't call the police first, are you arguing with your family?" Wu Xiaohang could only compromise temporarily, "You are young, your family will worry about you when you come out like this... What if you encounter such a bad person outside? manage?!"

The boy does not speak.

Wu Xiaohang said: "Oh, I don't call the police, but you have to tell me your name, right?"

"Ruhuo." The boy said, "My name is Wu Ruhuo."

Wu Xiaohang didn't expect him to have the same surname as himself, but he felt a little happy. He thought about it and said, "Why don't you stay in my house for a few days, let's go home after you figure it out?"

The teenager looked at Wu Xiaohang and nodded slowly.

Wu Xiaohang only thought that Wu Ruhuo was a child who ran away from home. He seemed to have a good family background. He must have been in trouble with his parents, and he figured it out in a few days. So I didn't take this matter too seriously, I just thought I was doing good things and kept him at home for a few days, lest I go out and meet some bad people.

However, Wu Xiaohang at this time did not know that he welcomed a king of hell back home.

As for Lu Qingjiu, the weather has been hot recently. Lu Qingjiu's body is too cold and he can't turn on the air conditioner, so he put his activities in the backyard. There are thick vines in the sky above the backyard, blocking the harsh sun, and a well to absorb the heat, which is quite cool.

Bai Yuehu also accompanied Lu Qingjiu to enjoy the shade in the backyard. Their watermelon was ripe, big and round. After cutting it, the red juice overflowed, and you could see the rustling flesh inside. After cutting the watermelon, the whole yard exuded a refreshing aroma of watermelon. Lu Qingjiu couldn't eat ice, so he kept a piece for himself and put the rest in the refrigerator to chill.

Yin Xun was a little hot. He sat beside the well and shook his fan. Lu Qingjiu went to wash the hawthorn juice, which was the hawthorn sauce he made earlier and then added ice cubes. The popsicles can be eaten too, and Lu Qingjiu is still thinking about making some ice cream... But these holy products to cool off the summer have nothing to do with him, he can't touch any ice this summer.

"It's delicious." Yin Xun drank the ice water and ate the watermelon. He felt good about it. Bai Yuehu never spit out the seeds when he ate watermelon. .

In the evening, after the sun went down, there was finally a cool breeze in the air. Lu Qingjiu had planned to go to the backyard to sit for a while after dinner, but as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he saw the lady ghost in the well crawling out again. , Sitting by the well, thinking about life with a serious face.

Lu Qingjiu sat next to her with a stool, and said, "What are you thinking about?"

The female ghost said, "My name is Fu Ziying, right?"

Lu Qingjiu didn't expect her to remember it, and didn't deny it, "Yes."

After the female ghost became a god, she seemed to have lost a lot of memories, but because she hadn't taken the initiative to ask, she didn't seem to care much about her own life, so Lu Qingjiu didn't take the initiative to mention it to her. Of course, if the female ghost wants to know, he will not hide it. After all, the female ghost is the first productive force of his family, and the family's economic income almost depends on the hair growth water.

"I'm thinking about a problem." The lady ghost exudes a soft light all over her body, like a striking firefly in the dark night, the light is not dazzling, but has a holy taste, "Why do I care about my hair? So determined."

Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "I don't know that either."

The female ghost said, "I have to think about it."

Lu Qingjiu: "…"

So Miss Ghost Girl thought about it all night. The next morning, when Lu Qingjiu went to the backyard to pick green onions and prepare to make omelettes, Miss Ghost Girl grabbed her and said that she finally remembered something about her life. Everything, about his scumbag boyfriend, and a lot of past events. Lu Qingjiu had an intuition that this was a long story, so he euphemistically asked if he could go back to cook a meal first, and then come over with melon seeds to listen to the story.

The female ghost thought for a while and asked Lu Qingjiu to bring her some melon seeds too. She hadn't eaten melon seeds for a long time...

Lu Qingjiu agreed.

After breakfast, Lu Qingjiu did what he was supposed to do, and then he came to the backyard, taking a bag of melon seeds with him. These melon seeds were bought from the town. They have all kinds of flavors. Lu Qingjiu prefers caramel. Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu came to join in the fun. The two of them brought a small stool and sat in front of the female ghost lady and began to listen. story.

The female ghost grabbed a handful of melon seeds and began to eat slowly, telling the story of her life in a deep tone. It turned out that the female ghost came to Shuifu Village to relax with her boyfriend. There were some problems in their relationship. They wanted to fix it, but when they arrived in Shuifu Village, a fierce quarrel broke out.

Yin Xun vomited the husks and said, "Why are you arguing like this?" Usually couples quarrel at most but break up, and the two of them lost their lives.

Miss Ghost Girl said, "You know, people today are under a lot of pressure, and their work and rest schedules are irregular. A lot of stress and poor work and rest time make it easy to… what the hell."

Yin Xun was at a loss: "Then what?"

The female ghost pointed to the top of her head.

Only then did Yin Xun understand. He clapped his hands and said, "Oh, bald... um." Before he could say anything, a ball of hair was stuffed in his mouth, and under his terrified eyes, the female ghost said quietly, "Please, please. Don't say that word to me."

Yin Xun nodded his head like garlic, and the hair was removed from his mouth.

The female ghost continued: "He just despised me. It was my birthday, but when he took out the birthday present, I hated him."

When Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun heard the lady ghost say what the birthday present was, they almost choked on the melon seeds in their mouths. I really don't know how Miss Ghost Girl's boyfriend found a girlfriend. He actually took out a wig and a set of hair growth products from his bag at such a romantic moment.

How could the female ghost bear this stimulation, she had a fierce quarrel with her boyfriend on the spot, and then she made an irreversible move - stretched out her hand and smashed her boyfriend's head. To be bald, or the kind of Mediterranean.

At this point, the two are considered to be completely renounced, and the boyfriend was so angry that he ruthlessly killed the female ghost lady, and threw the corpse into the deserted well.

Neither Lu Qingjiu nor Yin Xun had suffered from hair loss, so they were dumbfounded. After a while, Yin Xun choked out a sentence, "Is that all?"

The female ghost was furious: "What is this, do you know how important hair is to me!"

Yin Xun was yelled at, and he apologized awkwardly, saying that he didn't mean it that way.

"Oh, now I finally understand my mission to become a god." The light on Miss Ghost's body was even brighter, she folded her hands together and made a prayer-like gesture, "I want to make everyone in the world free from the trouble of hair loss. freed from it.”

Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun nibbled melon seeds and listened.

The female ghost said: "Thank you, Mr. Lu, you provided me with this path. Can I have a small request?"

Lu Qingjiu said, "You say what you say." She was the main labor force in the family.

The female ghost said: "I want to increase the production of hair growth water."

Lu Qingjiu: "Well... that's ok, but if the output is too much, it will easily attract other people's attention." Now his family's hair growth water is very popular on the Internet, but because the output is only so little, it is not much. Large enterprises or organizations have noticed that, after all, they have not touched other people's cakes, but if they want to increase production, they may attract the attention of others.

The female ghost said: "Yes, then don't add too much, just add another hundred bottles." She now needs a stronger power of faith to maintain her divine status.

Lu Qingjiu did the math, agreed to the request of the female ghost, and asked the female ghost if she had any comments or suggestions on the price.

The female ghost shook her head and indicated that Lu Qingjiu was in charge of this matter, as long as she didn't charge a price that no one could afford.

Lu Qingjiu nodded and said that the original price should be kept.

"And can you give me something to eat every day?" Miss Ghost Girl said, "I found that I seem to be able to eat now."

Lu Qingjiu said, "No problem, are you living in a well now?"

"Yeah." Miss Ghost Girl said, "In a few years, I may condense a solid body."

Lu Qingjiu thought to himself that it would take several years, it was a long way to go, but take it slow, the days to come are still long.

After chatting, Lu Qingjiu was about to go to lunch, he stood up to say goodbye to the lady ghost, and was about to leave, but the lady ghost came and said, "Mr. Lu, I really appreciate you, but I don't know what to do. How can I express my gratitude, I can only give you the only thing I have." Lu Qingjiu felt bad when he heard the words, and was about to refuse, but his hands had already lightly pressed his shoulders, and he was still drinking while standing beside him. Guazi's Yin Xun was not spared either, and was held down with a dazed expression.

Lu Qingjiu: "…"

Yin Xun: "..."

The two of them looked at each other for a moment, and in each other's eyes, they could see the taste of panic.

Bai Yuehu came back from the field, and the first thing he did was go to the kitchen to find Lu Qingjiu, but as soon as he entered the kitchen, he was startled, and saw a black figure standing in the kitchen, at first glance like a primitive Man, it wasn't until the man turned his head that Bai Yuehu realized that it was long black hair.

"What's wrong with you?" Bai Yuehu asked, "Why did you drink the well water?"

Lu Qingjiu said bitterly, "It's her thank you gift to us."

Bai Yuehu said: "Oh, isn't it because the hair is long? It's okay, I'll cut it for you."

Lu Qingjiu gritted his teeth and said, "It's not just the hair."

Bai Yuehu: "...?"

Lu Qingjiu said in despair, "All the hairs..."

Bai Yuehu: "..."

Lu Qingjiu: "Just cut it off."

Bai Yuehu's expression was subtle, and he held back his smile.

Lu Qingjiu sighed in pain. At this time, he finally understood what time was like an arrow.

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