Emperor Dongyue went straight into the Canopy Palace, and heard a scene of yingyingyanyan and sweet chatter, he turned left and right, and saw: singing and dancing, turning neon clothes, a land of enchanting daughters. The god of golden armor sits among the flowers, drunkenly embracing the beautiful woman in silk and silk. That day, the God of Peng has big ears, and although he has a strong body, he looks like an idiot.
"Fairy! Whip me!"
That Dongyue never imagined that he could see such an unsightly scene. The canopy marshal with a righteous face and a Chinese face tied himself up with his daughter's Lingsha, and lay down in front of a group of female fairies. He was being trampled on by a bewitching female elf, and when the elf stepped on the face of the canopy with her little feet, she saw this god general showing an idiotic expression.
"You goblin, don't even think about humiliating me!" The Canopy God General said with righteousness in his mouth, but his face was full of abnormal excitement, which only made Emperor Dongyue regret coming here.
"Come on! Whip me and torture me, you insane bitch who is not as good as a pig or a dog."
"I am the Marshal of the Tianpeng of the Heaven Realm. I went down to the earth to surrender the demon today, but I was captured by your goblin design. What kind of status am I? How can I allow you, a despicable temptress, to be humiliated!" On Tianpeng's face, he was holding a whip in one hand as if he was about to hit him, but on his face he was trembling, and said in a stuttering voice: "You... bastard. I, Empress Green Snake... will definitely skin your cramps today, and also..."
As he said that, like Nian Hui, he slapped the canopy lightly.
"Strength!" Tianpeng yelled: "Don't... don't stop! Come on! Torture me, yes, that's how hard you are. You are the Queen of the Lower Realm, with boundless mana. I was torn apart."
The 'Female Fairy' plucked up the courage to hit her twice, and the canopy screamed and fell down at her feet, trying to sniff the non-existent foot odor.
Although Marshal Canopy has a high position and authority, this is the first time for the goddess to play such a perverted trick. After all, she couldn't bear it, she threw down her whip and shouted: "Marshal...someone is coming!" Then she covered her face and left. They scattered, leaving behind the Canopy Marshal with a look of aftertaste.
Canopy took a deep breath of the fragrance left in the palace, and with a shiver, he felt that all the happiness had left him. With a dull expression on his face, he turned his head slowly, and when he saw the shocked Emperor Dongyue, his expression suddenly turned upside down. There was a trace of embarrassment on his face, his old face blushed, he broke free from the rope, got up from the ground, coughed twice and said: "Who am I to come to this remote place in Tianhe? It turns out to be Emperor Dongyue."
"The emperor is not in Taishan Shenyu to judge Yin and Yang, why come to my Tianhe to play when he is free?" Marshal Tianpeng asked with a smile on his face that nothing had happened.
Emperor Dongyue only scolded his mother in his heart, hesitantly said: "Was the Marshal here just now?"
"Oh!" Marshal Tianpeng opened his eyes and said blindly: "Seeing that there is nothing wrong with Tianhe in this hall, we recruited all the female officials to reenact the story of my descending demons from the lower realms in the past, educate the heavenly maidens and immortals, and reproduce the story of being captured by the demon sage in the past. At that time, tortured, mighty and unyielding demeanor!"
"Mmp, you are mighty and unyielding!" Dongyue cursed in his heart: "You, the golden pig who used to drive Doumu's chariot, because you grew up with Emperor Ziwei, and you have some affection for Doumu's chariot, so you were called to Beidou Appointed in the palace, and later by chance, the official went to the Four Sages of the North Pole, and got the fat vacancy of the Marshal of the Canopy. Thinking about how heroic the Emperor Zhenwu is, to be ranked with people like you, Emperor Ziwei is really blind."
"I didn't expect that you, a cart-pull bastard, could not forget the feeling of being beaten by people in the past after being promoted to a god general, and you actually played this trick in the Canopy Palace. I am ashamed to be a god with you!"
But no matter how much he scolded in his heart, Dongyue Emperor just didn't show it on the face. Although Tianpeng likes perverts, loves flowers and lust, and is lazy, but he has something to do with him. The canopy is the mount of Ziwei's mother. Yuan Jun used seven golden pigs to pull the cart, and Tianpeng was one of them. Later, Doumu gave birth to Emperor Ziwei and Emperor Gouchen, thinking that Tianpeng had no merit but hard work, so he gave him to Ziwei to be the star god.
Later, in Ziwei Star Court, there were many meritorious service, the officials went to the Four Sages of the North Pole, the Marshal of the Canopy, and the brotherhood of Emperor Ziwei was inseparable.
Emperor Dongyue had no choice but to wipe off his cold sweat and said with a chuckle: "Zunshen is really well-intentioned..." After finishing speaking, he was afraid of bringing up this topic again, so he changed his voice: "Don't be afraid to tell Zunshen that I am here to ask for something. ?”
"Oh?" Tianpeng said in surprise: "The emperor's power is all over the court, so why do you need the help of me, a scattered person?"
"There is a monster in the lower realm with extraordinary supernatural powers. He attacked my Taishan God Court and made a big disturbance in Haoli Ghost Kingdom. I couldn't hold him, so I invited him to fight in Tianhe here. This monster has supernatural powers, that's all. I'm not afraid of him! I really don't have a way to escape, he will be omnipotent if he stumbles, even if he is defeated, it will be difficult to bring him to justice, so I am here to ask the Marshal for help."
Hearing this, Tianpeng's expression changed and he said: "Where is that monster, with such supernatural powers, dare to make things difficult for the emperor?"
The Great Emperor Dongyue said: "It is a stone monkey transformed from a fairy stone on Huaguo Mountain, the disciple of Wuliang Tianzun who sat down!"
"Wuliang Tianzun!" Tianpeng said with a solemn expression, "I have heard a little about this person, saying that he is the leader of the Heavenly Outer Sect. , Incarnate Saint, don’t offend me!”
Tianpeng hesitated for a moment, but seeing a trace of impatience on Dongyue's face, he secretly said: "Tell him to see my ugliness. If he doesn't agree, he will secretly hate me and spread my scandal. I'm a human being. It's better to pretend to be a snake...falsely agree, and then let the monstrous monkey go away in the dark, just doing a trick, and getting seriously injured. If I use my life like that, Dongyue will still make things difficult for me, and I won't offend the immeasurable celestial being."
"I was the Marshal of the Canopy in the Heavenly Court. I relied on observing my face and my appearance. I didn't offend both. The Jade Emperor is sitting tall, and His Majesty Ziwei is reclusive. If His Majesty Ziwei is useful to the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I will offend him." , wouldn’t it spoil His Majesty’s important event? And the Dongyue Emperor can’t be offended, and he is expected to fight against the Jade Emperor with His Majesty... Therefore, this matter must be handled smoothly.”
Then he said: "It's such a small matter, Dijun, send me an official document, and I'll dispatch fifty thousand sailors to help out!"
Emperor Dongyue smiled and said, "Well, I'll write you a copy." Then he took out his jade seal, wrote a request for the cooperation of the Tianhe Navy in subjugating demons, and sent it to the canopy. After signing and detaining, he sent the Jade Emperor for the record, and set up a navy to help the Dongyue Emperor.
Dongyue instructed: "Stay in ambush by the side, and when I defeat that monstrous monkey, when that monstrous monkey is about to escape. Then you secretly move the formation, mobilize the power of Tianhe, and suppress him in the water eye of Tianhe." Come down." The canopy promised: "Go ahead, the emperor, and promise not to let that monstrous monkey escape!"