It has been a while since I left Yangcheng.
The god's donkey staggered and brought Xiao Luzi to Wen City.
As soon as she arrived, she heard people talking: "Have you heard that the emperor had a dream about his father? His father told him not to covet the unfounded magic of immortality, but to be diligent and ruthless towards the people, so I have decided to seek amnesty from Heaven.”
Another person lamented: "Amnesty to Tiandong is a good thing, but what should we do if all the bad guys come out?"
That worry was wrong. Xiaoluzi simply leaned forward, put his head to comfort them and said, "It's okay. You can catch them once, but don't catch them twice."
The two nodded, thinking that what the girl in front of them was saying made sense.
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For a time, all those outside the cell who had committed non-capital crimes were pardoned. Liu Ting is naturally no exception.
What people talked about after dinner was that Liu Quan called on his people to learn more about Buddhism and build Buddhist temples. His people firmly believe that confinement will be better in the future.
That day, a gambler named Pihuan Er was released from prison, and his two little brothers came to pick him up, one named Hai Ge and the other Liu Fengfeng.
The three of them are the worst trio in Nawen City.
The second whip is easy to deceive, Brother Hai can be kidnapped, and Liu Fang is a ruthless thief.
The three of them did not do their jobs and spent the entire month wandering around.
However, the second whip likes to gamble hard. In this world where having no money is absolutely necessary, what should we do if we have no money
So before, Pi Huan Er defrauded 500 taels of silver in Wen City, but he was not a wealthy man.
It turned out that he lost all his money and was very unhappy, so he was sentenced to twenty years.
Seeing his eldest brother go in, Brother Hai quickly went to Xiangdong and bought some pretty little girls and sold them to the city. But money does not come from the source.
Liu Fengfeng was also a vegetarian and went to steal a martial arts secret book from someone else's house. However, he was found by a member of that family and his left arm was accidentally chopped off while he was escaping.
Of course, Whip Er has been in jail for half a year, and Brother Hai and Liu Fengfeng were fooling around until they reached twelve or forty-five cents.
According to that progress, after twenty years, spending another five hundred taels to exchange for his eldest brother would be a big loss. They just wanted to wait until he was released after serving his sentence.
Seeing that the second whip was far away, and when both of them were ready to squander the ten taels of silver, the emperor issued a general pardon.
The two of them were overjoyed and went to the prison gate to wait all afternoon.
After Whip 2 came out, the three of them decided to make a big deal.
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After receiving Whip 2, the three of them began their stay-at-home career.
I spent several days squatting to no avail.
Mingyue, they finally saw the target, and they were ready to practice their legs. It was Xiaoluzi who was holding a fat donkey and a sword in her leg that was worth several silver coins.
Liu Fengfeng was overjoyed and said: "Brother, that girl is definitely from outside at first glance."
The Second Whip glanced at him and said, "Nonsense, please tell me."
At that time, Brother Hai had already had a bold idea: "Brother, let me tell you, please, if I deceive the donkey and the sword first, and then he sells the girl, it will be quite profitable."
Brother Hai really never forgets his special skills.
Whip 2 nodded, "Very true."
Her legs were itching, and Liu Kuangfeng wanted to go back to his old business again, "Brother, please don't let him steal her baggage."
Pi: Are we really hopeless? The donkey is short of legs, so I just want to divide her up. When the time comes when we go in, I won’t accompany you. Can I please tell you that I haven’t had any meat or wine in half a year
Pi Chuan Er secretly lamented that a child cannot be taught. Can he be a well-educated person in prison
Hai: Brother, we must not be cowardly.
Crazy: That's wrong, brother. After I came back, he felt that he could steal all over the world and dominate the martial arts world with just one step.
Pi: Come on, it’s just the two of us. We’re looking for looks, but we’re looking for brains. Even if we secretly learn some martial arts, we can go crazy and hit the wall. When the two of us dominate the martial arts world, the world will probably turn upside down and the moon and moon will change places. .
Liu: Brother, do I mean that he should learn the great movement of heaven, earth, moon and moon
Liu Fengfeng wondered whether the elder brother meant for him to master new livelihood skills, and whether it was really for his own benefit.
Hai: Brother, he can just go and learn the girl's art. When the girl is gone, he will be in the battle himself. Then he will sell himself and then escape. If he sells himself again and then escapes, they will be rich.
Brother Hai's idea is not very good. It will be valuable if recycled.
Pi: That's enough. Shut up. He thinks that we are not suitable for learning martial arts. Let's learn cross talk. We can sing in tandem, one after the other, and we will be famous.
After not seeing each other for half a year, Pihuan Er wondered whether the two people's tacit understanding was getting better and better, and it made him more and more crazy.
Hai: Brother, they have abandoned martial arts and embraced literature. What can I do? Who will take care of me while I sleep.
Brother Hai does care about their eldest brother, so he cannot abandon his eldest brother.
Pi: Could it be that now that we have learned cross talk, I can’t sleep
Whip 2 is already going crazy.
Crazy: No one made or warmed my bed. I folded my bed. I’m so lazy.
Hai: That’s wrong, brother, I’m so lazy. What will they do if I freeze to death in winter
Pi: Does that matter? Shut up.
Whip 2 has gone crazy. Oh my God, those two people are hopeless. During the confinement period when I was away, my brain probably deteriorated.
Hai: Okay, brother.
Crazy: I obey, brother.
Brother Hai and Liu sang and sang together like crazy, which made Pihuang Er go crazy, but there was nothing they could do about it. Who said they were the worst threesome
I have been following the woman leading the donkey for a long time. I saw that the pockets on her waist were not enough, so I ate some noodles and bought some dry food. They thought that the girl was probably on her way.