Feng Mang

Chapter 100: He is stupid!

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In the afternoon, Han Dong was full of arrogance, and his eyes were electrified when he looked at people.

Yu Ming was packing up his things in the room, and Han Dong twisted in with soul-stirring steps. Leaning crookedly on the door frame, staring at Yu Ming with fiery eyes, he said quietly: "Why do I feel a hot current rushing to my lower abdomen?"

Yu Ming said without raising his head, "Pull it!"

Sure enough, Han Dong strode into the bathroom.

This excretion lasted for half an hour, and when Han Dong stood up from the toilet, he felt even more "immortal".

The new movie was officially named "Sneak Shadow", and a rather simple opening ceremony was held in the evening. Apart from the appearance of the main creators, there were hardly any guests to help out. Wang Zhongding was in other provinces, Yu Ming had other arrangements, the protagonist was older and less topical... In the end, the media focused on Han Dong.

Han Dong is like a natural actor, as long as he faces the camera, he will strip away his usual self. The moment the camera fixed on his face, he always gave him the best angle, the coolest and most handsome expression, and the strongest aura.

"Next, let's ask Han Dong to introduce his role."

Han Dong originally prepared a lot of profound words to explain his extremely simple role, but when the host handed over the microphone, Han Dong felt a rush of heat rushing to his lower abdomen. And it was an acute attack, which instantly emptied all the pretentious rhetoric in Han Dong's mind.

So, Han Dong only replied with one word, "Ghost."

After speaking, he passed the microphone directly, without giving the host a chance to ask any more questions.

The host had no choice but to smooth things over with a smile, "It seems that our Mr. Han Dong is not only cool on the cover, but also in real life. Now let's interview Director Lu..."

Han Dong didn't show any embarrassment in front of the camera, but Shen Chuhua saw Han Dong's discomfort at a glance. Walking up to the stage in a serious manner, he said something to Han Dong in his ear, and Han Dong pretended to be busy and left the table temporarily.

As a result, some media caught up with him because Han Dong took too many steps to step down.

"Han Dong, do you have any plans for the future?"

Han Dong complained: arrangement? What can I do? Get rid of the shit first!

"Han Dong, how did you convince yourself to play a ghost with such a heavy fashion aura?"

Han Dong complained: Then how did you convince yourself to watch other people shit

"Han Dong, you are so maverick, is it a deliberate act or is this just your personality?"

Han Dong complained: You'll know if I'm faking it if you eat two catties of kidneys yourself!

"..."

Facing the reporter's relentless pursuit, Han Dong kept his face cold and silent. Shen Chuhua was on the sidelines to help him out, constantly surpassing the reporter and saying, "I'm sorry, it's not convenient for Han Dong to answer."

Seeing that the bathroom was just around the corner, if the camera caught Han Dong going in, all the pretense just now would be exposed. So Shen Chuhua stood directly in front of the camera, smiling sweetly, showing her uneven teeth.

"You can ask me any questions you have."

As a result, the reporters all flashed back.

As soon as Han Dong sat on the toilet, he returned to his original cowardly look, with his head buried in his knees and sobbing, "Oh, I'm going... It hurts me to death... Why am I so unlucky..."

When Feng Jun received the video from the media, he showed it to Wang Zhongding.

"I deliberately asked the reporter to give him a few more shots, not to mention... This kid usually looks like a fool, but he really looks like a big name in front of the camera."

Wang Zhongding snorted inexplicably, "He was holding back."

"Suffocating?"

"Well, I'm anxious."

Feng Jun wondered, "How did you find out?"

Wang Zhongding didn't answer directly, but continued in a firm tone: "He must have sat on the toilet after leaving the camera. If you don't believe me, just ask."

Feng Jun looked at Wang Zhongding's smiling expression, it was really hard to imagine that Wang Zhongding would talk about such a boring thing. What made him even more puzzled was when did Wang Zhongding and Han Dong become so close

"You didn't come to me just for this video, did you?" Wang Zhongding asked.

Feng Jun hesitated for a moment and said: "Not all, I also want to tell you about Wan Liqing. Wan Liqing will leave the country tomorrow, and this time I will stay for a few months, so..."

"I understand." Wang Zhongding interrupted Feng Jun and asked directly, "When is the plane?"

"Tomorrow morning."

Wang Zhongding looked at his watch, and it was past eight o'clock, so he said: "I still have some urgent matters at hand, which can be dealt with in about two hours, and I will go to her when I finish."

"Don't work too hard, call me anytime you need anything."

Just as Feng Jun was about to leave, Wang Zhongding stopped him again.

"Han Dong will join the team tomorrow, and send a few more people to watch him."

Feng Jun didn't understand, "Is this necessary? I think he has performed well recently."

"That's just a superficial phenomenon." Wang Zhongding looked serious, "He is so stupid, accidents may happen at any time."

Is he still stupid? Not as good as him, okay? ! !

Not only Feng Jun, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that Han Dong's stupidity is mostly pretending. In fact, there are more minds than anyone else, and there are one set of ghost ideas.

But Wang Zhongding insisted, "He's just stupid."

Feng Jun accepted his fate, "Okay, I will find someone to watch him."

After Feng Jun left for a while, Han Dong came and knocked on the door.

Wang Zhongding looked at Han Dong in the video and Han Dong himself had completely different expressions. Seeing Han Dong himself, his face naturally darkened.

"What are you doing here?"

Han Dong leaned crookedly against the wall, not serious at all.

"Looking for you to play for a while."

Wang Zhongding immediately reprimanded back, "Who has time to play with you? I'm busy."

"Are you still working so late?" Han Dong had a helpless and disappointed expression, "Okay, you are busy with your work, and go to bed early when you are done."

Han Dong's sudden understanding made Wang Zhongding a little bit unbearable, so he wasted a few more words for the first time.

"Are you going to join the crew tomorrow?"

Han Dong nodded, "So I came here now just to spend a little more time with you."

"Do I need you to accompany me? It's better to take care of yourself than anything else!"

Han Dong fell silent.

"When you get to the set, be honest and don't be annoying."

Han Dong remained silent.

Wang Zhongding paused for a moment before speaking, "Okay, let's go."

Walk? Think beautifully!

The moment Han Dong was about to close the door, he suddenly burst into a burst of energy. When Wang Zhongding was unprepared, he broke into the door fiercely, holding an ancient clock in his arms and did not let go.

"Come on! Come on! Come on and I'll die with it!" Han Dong had a threatening expression on his face.

Wang Zhongding's face was so dark at that time, staring at Han Dong almost swallowed him.

"Since you didn't intend to leave in the first place, why didn't you just break in?"

Han Dong smiled mischievously, "If I barge in directly, I won't be able to hear the conversation just now."

The expected violence did not happen.

Wang Zhongding's "Han Dong Immune System" had already been produced in his body. When he was irritated by Han Dong to a certain extent, the system would automatically operate, turning his anger into complete ignorance.

"Okay, you can just hug it like this, it's best to hug it overnight." Wang Zhongding went about his own business with a cold face.

Han Dong didn't speak, just watched Wang Zhongding busy with his work without moving.

Time passed by, Wang Zhongding was almost busy with work, and planned to pack up and go to Wan Liqing. Still not looking at Han Dong or talking to him, she went straight to the bathroom without him.

At this moment, Han Dong quickly poured some transparent powder into Wang Zhongding's water glass.

This is the secret recipe that Han Dong obtained from an old Chinese doctor. It can play a hypnotic effect, and it doesn't have much side effects on the body.

After pouring, Han Dong quickly ran back to the place and hugged the ancient clock, as if nothing happened.

Wang Zhongding's life rules are very strict. If he wants to drink water and his hands touch the tableware for a long time, he will definitely go to the bathroom to wash his hands first, and then come back to pick up the cup.

Sure enough, after Wang Zhongding came back, he took a few sips of water, and then fixed his eyes on the computer screen, doing the cleaning work before leaving.

After a while, Wang Zhongding felt a deep sense of drowsiness, which he couldn't get rid of. In less than ten minutes, he let the "fool" he called fall asleep.

Han Dong's arm was removed from the ancient clock, and he swayed slowly to Wang Zhongding's side. I tried to pat him on the shoulder a few times with my hand, and felt that Wang Zhongding had already fallen into a deep sleep, so I helped him to drag him into the back room.

Han Dong carried Wang Zhongding to the bed, took off his clothes and shoes, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I can only help you so far.

Treat your kidney well, it is good for me!

Just as Han Dong was about to turn around and go out, he suddenly remembered something, and a wicked smile slowly formed on the corner of his mouth.

It seems... there is still a doubt that has not been solved.

Han Dong rubbed his hands excitedly, then walked back on tiptoe. Staring fixedly at Wang Zhongding for a moment, he secretly said: "Brother Wang, let me borrow your bird to take a look, just take a look."

Then, Han Dong stretched his hand in, digging and digging all the time, and finally - he did it! !

Emma... not too small... "Han Dong finally had the courage to lift the blanket and observe carefully. He licked his lips with his tongue, and his eyes were full of spring water. Not bad, not bad, I finally felt at ease.

Just as he was about to cover Wang Zhongding with a quilt, Han Dong's eyes rolled cunningly again.

How about... I take a picture

But what if I don't have my phone

Han Dong was worrying, and suddenly scanned Wang Zhongding's cell phone, his eyes lit up instantly. yes! I can use his first, and then wear it for myself after shooting!

Thinking of this, Han Dong picked up his mobile phone, pointed it at Wang Zhongding's crotch excitedly, click...

A big bird picture is in the bag.

Just as Han Dong was about to send it, he accidentally clicked exit, so he had to search again from the folder. As a result, after looking for it, I found two photos of big birds.

"I said why did the scene feel so familiar when I was shooting just now... It turns out that you have secretly photographed me a long time ago, and you can't slap me! Wang Zhongding, Wang Zhongding, you can just pretend to be strong, hehe..."

After Han Dong was satisfied, he wanted to send the photo to himself. When it was time to choose, I suddenly became worried. Of these two photos, one was a big bird and the other was a small bird, and the difference was quite obvious. Which one was Wang Zhongding's

In fact, Han Dong was like a mirror in his heart, he just kept playing stupid with himself.

"Small one? Surely it's a small one?"

But when he clicked on the small one, Han Dong seemed disgusted and refused to post it.

"Forget it, let you go once, this small one will be mine."

So, Han Dong sent the big one to his mailbox, and then deleted all records.

After everything was done, Han Dong covered Wang Zhongding with a quilt, and tiptoed out.

Wan Liqing waited so long for Wang Zhongding, her heart was full of resentment, but she didn't want to leave without saying goodbye. So after thinking about it, she decided to come to the company to find Wang Zhongding, and ask him face to face what Wang Zhongding was thinking.

When Wan Liqing came out of the elevator, Han Dong was about to go in when the two met face to face.

Wan Liqing was troubled: Why did I meet him again? Han Dong was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, and greeted Wan Liqing as usual.

"Yo, sister-in-law is here!"