"I said, you've been interrogated and checked. Since there's nothing wrong with it, why don't you let me go?" Han Dong yelled at Er Lei at the door of a five-star "cell".
"The king will never let you go before giving a reasonable explanation!"
"Didn't I tell you all? I just saw it!"
Er Lei didn't respond.
Han Dong's cold eyes flicked across Erlei's face, and once again showed the master's hole card.
"Yang Chunlei, 31 years old, used to be the squad leader of the second platoon of the second detachment of the second detachment of the Armed Police Corps, so he was named Erlei. I summed up your personal preferences into a poem: don't eat seafood or spicy food, prefer barbecue and oil Fuck, I like to wear my socks on and off, I love floral underpants in my life... "
The muscles on Er Lei's face twitched for a moment, and soon returned to normal.
"Do you believe me this time?"
"It's useless for me to believe it. President Wang needs to believe it."
Han Dong gritted his teeth, "Even if he believed it, he wouldn't admit it!"
What's more, he won't believe it!
Han Dong's intestines are green with regret now, why do you say you're fine and show off your crooked ways to him? Don't you know he is a materialist? It's all right now, you have revealed the secret of the other's child, explain it! If you don't admit that you are plotting something wrong, don't even think about leaving, and if you admit it, then don't even think about leaving.
"Why do you put me under house arrest without conclusive evidence? This is illegal, understand?"
After being serious for so long, Er Lei finally said something humorous.
"If you are really a master, we can't lock you up, your soul can fly to any place."
Han Dong was so blocked that he couldn't say a word, okay! You are great!
Er Lei added: "We haven't restricted all your freedom. As long as you don't leave the company, you can go wherever you want. Even if you want to go out to study with the group for two days, we can consider it."
"But I want to go home!" Han Dong begged again, "Brother, let me go home, I'll just take a rope. If you are worried, you can go with me, you take me Handcuffs will do!"
Er Lei said, "We have plenty of rope."
"Can our ropes be the same?" Han Dong was annoyed and then looked sad again, "And my five daughters-in-law, after walking for so many days, others must be thinking about it."
In the past two days, Han Dong kept mentioning the "Five Sisters". At first, Er Lei didn't know what it was, but after listening to him talking about it a lot, he realized that it was some inflatable dolls.
"When you become a big star in the future, you can buy as much as you want."
Han Dong choked him back: "You can't abandon a poor wife, do you understand? A woman who is willing to accompany you when you are poor is called true love!"
Er Lei complained: You are a bit too much of a poor wife, right
Han Dong gasped bitterly, and said, "It's okay to lend me your phone, right? My buddy is getting married these two days, so I have to congratulate him!"
As for this request, Er Lei agreed after considering it.
As a result, Han Dong finally got his phone, and he couldn't get through after calling several times. He suddenly remembered that Ye Chenglin seemed to have said before he left that he would change his number when he got there, and the new number would be sent to his mobile phone at that time. "Han Dong looked pained for a moment, and rolled on the bed with his head in his arms, "Let me go home, let me go home, let me go home, let me go home..."
Er Lei endured for a long time, and finally spoke.
"Actually, Mr. Wang didn't lock you up here to investigate you."
"I know!" Han Dong was tired of hearing it, "He wants to sign me! He wants to praise me! Isn't that the reason?"
Don't brainwash me anymore, I finally let go of my star dream!
Thinking of these years of hard dragon routines, Han Dong felt sorry for himself. In fact, he didn't have extraordinary perseverance, but he figured out that he had star luck early in the morning, so he persisted so persistently. But what he never expected was that the pie he had been looking forward to for five years did not fall into his hands, but into the latrine!
Do you say you eat or not
Er Lei spoke again, "Do you know why Mr. Wang wants to sign you?"
"Nonsense, why else? Look at me!"
"Then do you know why he fell in love with you?"
Speaking of this, Han Dong finally stopped his tossing. He really wanted to know what made him special in Wang Zhongding's eyes so that he could destroy it!
Er Lei brought a piece of information circulated internally by high-level executives, which showed the preparation plan and casting conditions for the annual blockbuster of Zhongding Film and Television Group.
Han Dong is a shrewd person, and his eyes went directly to the casting conditions. He had heard Li Shang mention this harsh condition before, but it was just gossip. Now that I saw the exact data, I had an idea in my heart, Wang Zhongding is too crazy! Who the hell can be so precise? Isn't this a joke!
"You are completely in line." Er Lei said.
Han Dong froze, "Impossible, it must be a condition that will be determined after measuring in advance."
Er Lei smiled, "Look carefully at the date of publication. We have been running around for several months for this role. If we had seen you earlier, would we still need to waste that human and financial resources?"
There was only one thought in Han Dong's mind at the time - God is going to kill me!
Not to mention Wang Zhongding, even if Han Dong imagined a coquettish and sexy big beautiful girl with big buttocks, and then this beautiful girl suddenly came out of the wall, he would not let go!
Yuelao, you really are naughty again!
…
Every three days, Er Lei would go to Wang Zhong Ding to report on Han Dong's situation.
"In the past few days, he only eats and sleeps."
Wang Zhongding was surprised, "Nothing else?"
"No, just lie in bed all day, and eat three people's meals alone."
At the same pace as Er Lei, Han Dong weighed every three days.
"Damn it, why didn't it rise for one or two?"
Han Dong collapsed. After six days of overeating, he almost drank oil, but he didn't grow any flesh.
Realizing that he has the kind of physique that can't get fat no matter what he eats, Han Dong decides to change his strategy.
lose weight!
When I'm skinny, skinny, skinny, I don't think you're still pestering me!
Anyone who has lost weight has the experience that starving is definitely more tormenting than eating full. Being hungry is just uncomfortable for a while, but being hungry is uncomfortable for a whole day.
It was fine during the day, but at night, Han Dong was so hungry that he tossed and turned on the bed, unable to sleep. Staring at the refrigerator, all kinds of delicacies in it stalked towards Han Dong, shouting slogans, chicken legs! Big chicken legs! Hamburger! Hamburger... Han Dong bared his mouth and fangs, turned his hooves and clapped his palms, and finally fell asleep.
As a result, at midnight, Han Dong got up from the bed again.
Just like Big Big Wolf seeing Pleasant Goat, he closed his eyes and rushed towards the refrigerator. eat it! Anyway, it's a dream, let's have fun and eat! If someone photographed it for advertising, the business would definitely be booming the next day.
The next morning, Han Dong woke up and felt that his stomach was not as uncomfortable as he imagined.
He sat up with a sense of accomplishment, looked at the ground, and was stunned.
There are food packaging bags scattered everywhere, and there is an unfinished pig's trotter next to the foot. I don't know if it's because I can't eat it, or because I gnawed and gnawed it wrong...
So, Han Dong made up his mind and emptied the entire refrigerator.
…
At 2:30 in the morning, Wang Zhongding stayed up late again, and only his office lights were on in the whole building.
Suddenly, there was a rustling of footsteps in the corridor.
Although there are security guards on duty in the building, the security guards generally don't come to disturb Wang Zhongding. Even if they really come here for inspection, they will stop and go. It is impossible to have such an even and regular rhythm.
Finally, the footsteps stopped abruptly at the door.
There was no doorbell ringing, no knocking on the door, just a squeak, and the door was pushed open.
Then, Han Dong's two highly recognizable long legs stretched in.
Wang Zhongding looked coldly at the door and saw that Han Dong's eyes were closed. Although he was upset, he didn't make a sound.
Han Dong didn't walk towards Wang Zhongding, nor did he make a fuss, but went straight to the refrigerator.
Then, in front of Wang Zhongding, he "stealed" a box of canned meat from inside.
Maybe it was because he was very hungry. After getting the can, Han Dong quickly pulled the tab, but he didn't use the right force. He pulled the tab off, but the can didn't open.
Then, Han Dong eagerly tossed the lid of the can, smashed it with his fist, picked it with his hand, and pried it with his fingernail... That hungry expression made the people of Ethiopia shed tears of sympathy.
There is only one box of canned meat in the refrigerator, and the rest are drinks.
Just as Han Dong was turning the grinder in the room, trying to find a tool to break it open forcibly, someone suddenly took the can.
In less than three seconds, the lid of the can was lifted.
Wang Zhongding found a spoon from nowhere, inserted it into the can with no expression on his face, and handed it to Han Dong together.
Han Dong obediently left with the can.