On the first day of training, Han Dong had a falling out with his manager.
"Why can't it be called Han Tianwang? What's wrong with this name?"
Sister Jiao directly sent a word: "Vulgar!"
"Why does the file have to be changed? What's wrong with my six fingers? What's wrong with me not graduating from junior high school? What's wrong with me being a group performer for five years? I insist on my true nature! I'm from a grassroots background!"
Sister Jiao looked at him coldly, "Do you think there are still people who will buy into the path of suffering in this society?"
"Who took the route of suffering? This is my real experience!"
"I asked you to change it because it was too real and not explosive." Sister Jiao directly threw Li Shang's file in front of Han Dong, "See? This is in line with the new generation of idols!"
Han Dong threw it aside without even looking at it, "Why should I pretend to be like him? Why should I take the same route as him? Why should I eat his leftovers?"
"Just because they have already taken up this golden job, all you can do is grab it."
Han Dong and Sister Jiao argued for a long time, and finally agreed with an indescribable attitude.
"Why don't you let me make it up according to his routine? OK, no problem."
Sister Jiao continued to ask: "What talents and specialties do you have?"
Han Dong thought for a while, "Specialty... Does the body come with it?"
"Of course, talent is more attractive."
"That's more, the tongue is shining, the teeth are spraying water, and people know hair..."
When Sister Jiao heard these unfamiliar words, she suddenly became a little interested.
"What is the lotus flower with bright tongue?"
Han Dong immediately opened his mouth to demonstrate, first curling his tongue into a curve, then two curves, then three curves... Finally, he rolled his tongue into the shape of a flower.
Sister Jiao was dumbfounded.
"And I can turn my tongue over, like this, and I can fold my tongue, and..."
"Enough!" Sister Jiao couldn't bear to look directly, "Next!!!"
Han Dong demonstrated spraying water between his teeth again, which is easy to understand, he took a sip of water and sprayed it from between his teeth. According to common sense, this is impossible, but it's a different story for a freak like Han Dong.
Seeing more than a dozen streams of water spraying out of Han Dong's mouth, Sister Jiao was petrified.
"As for seeing people and knowing hair..." Han Dong smiled maliciously, "I just look at someone and know the color and shape of their hair. Let's take you as an example, the bottom must be ￥% %&%@…”
Sister Jiao's face turned green, she stood up and walked out after being stunned for a moment.
"I asked Mr. Wang to hire another Gao Ming."
Han Dong hurried to stop him, "Sister Jiao, don't be angry, I was just joking to ease my nervousness."
Sister Jiao choked in anger: You are not nervous anymore, my mother is nervous! Who dares to keep a strange person like you with eyes that can peel off pants by your side? Who can handle it
"Sister Jiao, I've almost filled out the file form..." Han Dong put aside all his evil spirits, and turned into Xiaobai Jiao Jiao's soft-spoken sister.
Sister Jiao picked up the file and glanced at it, her brains almost popped out.
"Okay, you can..."
Sister Jiao rushed out the door with the file in her arms, and it was useless to say anything this time.
Han Dong yelled angrily: "You can go, but you can't tell Mr. Wang that it's my problem."
Sister Jiao is completely insane, just wait, if I don't hack you out of Xiangxiang, I will be in vain for so many years!
An imperceptible joy was hidden under Han Dong's terrified expression.
When Sister Jiao arrived at Wang Zhongding's office, she put the file on the table without saying a word.
"President Wang, take a look for yourself."
Wang Zhongding picked it up and took a look. The file form was handwritten by Han Dong himself. The first few items such as name, age, and home address were all right. When it came to the column of "Stage Name", Wang Zhongding's eyes froze.
"Nicholas. Tathagata."
The slogan below is also quite eye-catching.
"The unparalleled first fairy in the land of Shenzhou, no one in the vast universe can match the magic operator, proficient in the languages of Yin and Yang, and is a master who combines idol and strength, which is rare in the world of fortune telling.
Looking at the later talent and specialty, it can be called against the sky.
"You can lick your own breasts."
Wang Zhongding slammed his hand on the desk, kicking up a cloud of penetrating soot.
"Call him over here!"