Back in the dormitory, Han Dong couldn't wait to put hot water on the wooden bucket, and sat in it. The wood exudes a light natural fragrance, the hot water nourishes the tired body, and the music nourishes the unruly soul. Light another cigarette, stretch out one leg, and light the rim of the barrel with the toe... What a ecstasy!
It's so cool! At this moment, who has a buddy and I am happy
Han Dong's neck lifted, his Adam's apple rolled, and the smoke permeated from his collarbone down, making his entire chest red.
After working all day, Han Dong couldn't stop the drowsiness, and fell asleep before taking a shower.
At first, he hung his head and lay motionless in the wooden barrel. After a while, his neck straightened up again. He took the mobile phone that was set aside, turned off the music, and called someone, all while closing his eyes.
Wang Zhongding happened to have just finished his work, and when he saw Han Dong's call, he answered it without thinking.
"I miss you." Han Dong said.
The answer given when he was awake was immediately overturned by the dream, and Wang Zhongding's verification method was indeed correct.
"I miss you, I miss you, I miss you..." Han Dong began to chant sutras again.
Wang Zhongding could have hung up the phone, because with Han Dong's nonchalant ability, he would never stop unless he said it thousands of times. But Wang Zhongding, who always likes to cut messes quickly, didn't hang up the phone, but got on the elevator with it in his mouth, left the office building, and walked to the parking lot... Those words still linger in his ears.
The psychiatrist said that dreams are the expression of people's subconscious mind.
Han Dong's performance was abnormal today, and Wang Zhongding hadn't reached the parking lot yet, so he stopped when he said "I miss you". And it was not a normal pause, but a self-interruption style, followed by a "head".
Han Dong quickly fished the phone out of the water, but it was a pity that it had died.
Never mind, take a bath quickly, and sleep on my new wooden bed after the bath, new wooden bed...
Originally, Han Dong planned this way. The wooden barrel was placed next to the bed, and the bath towel was placed on the bed. Even if he fell asleep in the bath, he would crawl into bed by himself when the water cooled down.
As a result, he never expected that the wooden barrel leaked...
The sleepwalking model worker, Comrade Han Dong, did not go to bed after climbing out of the barrel, but went to the bathroom to fill the barrel with water again, as if he had never soaked before, and lay down with a look of enjoyment.
So, the water crept silently to the door along the ground, and then crept silently to all the rooms...
By the time Wang Zhongding got off the elevator, the water had already flowed outside.
Thinking of the suicide drowning accident in the bathtub that he had seen, and Han Dong's unorthodox sleepwalking level, Wang Zhongding felt a sense of panic that only appeared when he was in danger to his relatives.
Because he had already been equipped with the key to this house, Wang Zhongding opened the door smoothly and quickly walked towards Han Dong's room.
As soon as you enter the door, a smell of wood hits your face.
A newly built luxurious wooden bed, small wooden square table, wooden pen holder, wooden barrel bowl, wooden chopsticks, wooden toothpicks... and the big wooden barrel containing Han Dong.
When Wang Zhongding walked over, the water in the barrel was gone, leaving Han Dong naked.
Han Dong still maintained the posture before going to bed, with one leg curled up, and the other stretched out of the barrel with a slight lift. The amazing length and curvature were all blatantly diverting Wang Zhongding's attention.
It's a pity that the yew died too badly!
You said that if you made one thing, it would be fine, and you also "divided the body" of the beloved baby who was cared for carefully, and dismembered it into this appearance to please you.
Wang Zhongding touched the old growth rings of the yew on the barrel, feeling his heart was broken.
Han Dong also held down Wang Zhongding's arm, and pillowed his fiery face on it.
Let the hot air smoke for more than two hours, and finally caught the cold ones. Han Dong kept tilting and rubbing, like a rambunctious poodle.
Wang Zhongding grabbed his hair, forced his face up, and asked, "Where did the wood come from?"
"It was cut from your garden." Han Dong said.
Wang Zhongding felt his heart was bleeding, "Who allowed you to do that?!"
"If you don't change the furniture for me, I can only do it myself." Han Dong still looked aggrieved.
Wang Zhongding was furious, "Didn't I buy you another batch of inflatable furniture?"
"Let me sell it." Han Dong also sold himself without hesitation.
Wang Zhongding's complexion can no longer be described as bad, it should be bad.
"Is there anything else besides these?" asked Han Dong.
Han Dong said, "There's still some wood left, and I'll keep it in Yu Ming's room for spare."
Wang Zhongding felt that it was not good to disturb other people's rest late at night. After all, Yu Ming was innocent, but Han Dong was warm-hearted. As soon as he heard that Wang Zhongding wanted to see it, he stood up from the barrel without saying a word, and walked to Yu Ming's room with a drooping bird .
"Come back and put on your clothes first." Wang Zhongding ordered with a dark face.
Han Dong waved his hand, "No, I'm often naked in the dormitory."
"You are not afraid of being seen, but they may not be afraid of seeing you."
As Wang Zhongding said, he dragged Han Dong over and asked Han Dong to put on his trousers, but he didn't wear them. In the end, Wang Zhongding had to put them on for him. When he bent over, Han Dong's bird was bouncing around in front of his eyes. Two long legs grab the limelight.
After getting dressed, Han Dong excitedly went to Yu Ming's room.
In fact, Wang Zhongding should have stopped Han Dong, but he really wanted to know how the yew died, so he let Han Dong go.
Yu Ming woke up a long time ago, or he was not asleep at all, but because he didn't turn on the light, he didn't know about the water leak.
After opening the door, Han Dong asked Yu Ming again as he did the experiment a few days ago: "Where are those wooden sticks I put in your room? Let him have a look."
Seeing Wang Zhongding behind Han Dong, Yu Ming was obviously stunned for a moment, but because Han Dong had hacked Wang Zhongding countless times, the current state was obviously sleepwalking.
"What stick?" Yu Ming pretended to be stupid.
In fact, Wang Zhongding couldn't be more clear about Yu Ming's acting skills. From the moment Han Dong asked him, Wang Zhongding was sure that there were wooden bars in his room. The reason why I didn't reveal it was purely because I wanted to watch the two artists I personally brought to play.
"Are you pretending to me? I didn't know I put it in by myself? Hurry up and take it out, don't wait for me to look through it myself!"
Yu Ming said with an expression of indifference, "I'll go to sleep if you're okay."
Han Dong smiled mischievously again, "Hahahaha... Actually, I didn't sleepwalk, I was just kidding with you."
As a result, Yu Ming quickly saw through this trick.
"I'm not kidding with you, I'm really going to sleep, please get out of the way."
Han Dong didn't give up, and continued to march forward bravely on the road to death.
"I know, we have discussed it in advance, no matter what I ask you, you can't give it to me, right? I've told this secret, why don't you believe it? Come, come, get out of the door , Brother Wang is not an outsider, let Brother Wang take a look at my wooden sticks..."
At this moment, Yu Mingte wanted to yell at Han Dong: Are you fucking tired of living like this
In the end, before he could yell, Han Dong started yelling first.
"Get out of the way, let me say it again, get out of the way, do you hear me?"
Yu Ming is so funny, he is still carrying it for Han Dong when he is at this point.
"Get out! Get out!" Yu Ming also shouted.
Han Dong was still getting excited, he couldn't use his mouth so he started directly, "Get out of the way, I have to take out the wooden stick today! Little bastard, your mouth is damaged, you are not a thing, I will wedge you to death !"
Yu Ming also waved his fist, "Stop talking nonsense with me, roll as far as you can!"
"Who are you scolding? Who are you scolding? Believe it or not that I'll be beaten to death?"
"You smoke, you smoke, you smoke one and try!"
Seeing the dog's paws running towards his face, Wang Zhong Ding could no longer stand idly by, and pulled Han Dong over with a strong force, looking at the two of them with hatred.
"Okay, I already saw it."
After finishing speaking, Wang Zhongding walked straight into Yu Ming's room, and moved out all the wooden strips, sticks, bark, and branches from the boxes, cabinets, and under the bed.
Han Dong had enough tossing around and went back to sleep on the sofa, sleeping soundly.
Yu Ming said to Wang Zhongding: "I will pay you the money for the tree, don't move his furniture away."
"I don't need to pursue him for a penny, but I have to move these furniture."
Yu Ming was puzzled, "Why?"
The next morning, Yu Ming woke up with screams.
"Ah...why? Why did you go back to before liberation? My love bed!!!" Then there was another knock on the door, "Yu Ming, come out! I know you can't be trusted! Give me You can drill..."