Han Dong didn't know which photo of himself was on the cover the moment he got the magazine.
Sure enough, it is the most conservative of all the sets.
This photo was taken in the steam room. Han Dong was wearing tight black leather pants and was sitting on the edge of the wall, sweating profusely. A bucket of hot water was poured down, and the pink steam floated in the air, and wild water splashed on the leather pants.
Light and shadow, light and darkness, layers and textures, interpret a kind of sexiness that does not eat the fireworks of the world.
Although it is very inconspicuous in the pile of photos, it does not prevent it from becoming an art treasure in the eyes of fashion people.
The moment Yu Ming got the magazine, he despised Xia Hongwei again from the bottom of his heart.
Back in the dormitory, Han Dong was sitting cross-legged on the bed picking his feet.
Yu Ming played in a second.
"I said, can you stop doing these low-quality things?"
Han Dong started talking inexplicably, "What's wrong?"
Yu Ming didn't answer, and just threw the magazine with Han Dong as the cover on the computer desk.
"Congratulations, the magazine is out of stock, and I stole it from the company's promotional shelf."
Han Dong started to stink again, "Such a piece of crap is sold out? People in the fashion industry don't have high vision?"
Yu Ming looked displeased and happy for him, "This group of photos of yours has caused quite a stir on the Internet. I see that you have been posted on the headlines of the picture section of the portal website."
As soon as Han Dong heard this, he immediately checked online, "Damn it, my Weibo actually gained tens of thousands of followers in one day!! It took me two years to gain thousands of followers, and it was all because of me. I begged."
Yu Ming intentionally stimulated him, "Li Shang's fans have already exceeded a million."
"Tch, who are the people who follow me? They are all in the fashion circle, they are all high-end people! The audience is a pyramid, the more people are at the top, the fewer people. Look at the group of people who follow him, It’s all a bunch of brainless fans, all day ‘Ouba, I love you so much’ and ‘I’ve stayed up late again, I’m so distressed’ such unnutritious comments.”
"Look at my comments below again, look at this one, 'The character itself is part of the fashion'; and look at this one, 'Your look reminds me of Moroccan, Indian and medieval movie design inspiration, you Look at this one again, 'Big... big bird photo'???"
Han Dong instantly changed his face and swears, "MLGB! Who posted this? Fuck! See if I don't scold you to death!"
Yu Ming hurriedly stopped him, "You are a public figure now, you can't go back indiscriminately."
Han Dong's hands trembled, he turned his head and said quietly, "It's already been posted."
"What did you post?"
"I... I just said 'I'll kill your big dick'... okay?"
The corner of Yu Ming's mouth twitched, "What a damn! Delete it quickly!"
Han Dong's hand was about to click over, only to find that someone had deleted it before him.
"I rely on... who is so fast?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Zhongding called, with a gloomy tone.
"Don't let me see that kind of words again, or your account will be canceled directly!"
After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone without giving Han Dong any chance to reply.
"Who is it?" Yu Ming asked.
"Who are you talking about? Wang Zhongding!"
"Why did he react so quickly? He didn't send someone to monitor you all the time, did he?" Yu Ming doubted.
Han Dong was annoyed, "He never ignored me before. Since I finished shooting the cover, I have been restrained by him everywhere! If there is a little bit of trouble on my side, he will know immediately, and guarding against me is like guarding against thieves!"
Yu Ming pouted, "It means he cares about you."
Speaking of this, Han Dong suddenly remembered something.
"Hey, what do you think of my cover?"
Yu Ming said lightly, "It's pretty good!"
"Is it sexy enough?"
"It is ok."
Han Dong patted his thigh, "That's right, even someone as frigid as you can see that my photo is sexy, why can't he see it at all? Do you think he is impotent?"
"No?" Yu Ming couldn't accept it.
Han Dong suddenly grinned badly, poked Yu Ming's lower abdomen and asked, "Do you think Wang Zhongding's dick is big?"
"Eh..." Yu Ming looked embarrassed, "How would I know?"
"He always goes to the toilet but I don't see him. I can't sneak a peek even if I want to. Sometimes he sits across from me and stares at him. I find that the bulging is quite predictable, not like the stunted one."
"Aren't you a face-to-face? Can't you tell from his face?"
Yu Ming's words woke up Han Dong, yes, why should I guess? Just look at it directly!
So, Han Dong found Wang Zhongding's photo again.
"Damn it, it's a good gun! This is definitely a good gun!" Han Dong looked excited, and pulled Yu Ming over to look, "Look at his eyebrows are so wide apart, and there are moles around his eyes, obviously he has a strong sexual desire Ah! How do you say he usually vents? He doesn’t masturbate all the time, does he?”
Yu Ming hesitated and said, "There are so many female celebrities who want to sleep with him, shouldn't it be enough?"
"He must have ruined his kidneys by staying up late. Staying up late for a long time will lead to serious kidney deficiency. A good man just let himself be ruined. Han Dong looked sad.
Yu Ming squinted at him, "Are you thinking too much?"
Facts have proved that Han Dong didn't think too much, but quite a lot.
"I know why he found out about the comment just now, and his words were fierce, because he was the one who posted that comment. He just got a kind of psychological satisfaction through this method because his kidney failure is dying."
Yu Ming hummed and laughed, "Did he want to ask, or did you want to send it?"
"How do you talk? No matter how shameless my brother is, there is still a basic limit! Besides, do I have to send it to him if he wants to see it? I hang him, and I deliberately make him anxious. I just... Hey! Why are you leaving!"
"Wash your feet!"
At night, Yu Ming fell into a drowsy sleep and was woken up by the heavy breathing from the next door.
People do things secretly, even if two people sleep in the same bed, they can't feel it. Han Dong was fine, he didn't know how to avoid suspicion at all, it seemed that he was more excited every time he had to have an observer.
Yu Ming thumped the wall, "I said, can you restrain yourself?"
"I'll be fine soon... uh..."
Yu Ming plunged his head into the bed sheet irritably, his face happened to touch which magazine, seeing Han Dong's cold-eyed cover photo, Yu Ming roared inwardly: Is this fucking real person
After venting, Han Dong fell into a deep sleep.
After a while, he got up from the bed again. Turn on the lights and bring your phone. He took off his underpants, released the big bird, and pointed the phone at his crotch with his eyes closed, and it clicked.
Wang Zhongding was on his way home, when he received a notification, he opened it and almost hit the guardrail!
…
The next day, Han Dong entered Wang Zhongding's office as if nothing had happened.
"I'm going to join the group tomorrow!" Han Dong said.
Wang Zhongding didn't respond, but looked at Han Dong with complicated eyes.
Han Dong put his hands in his trouser pockets, squinted upwards, and pretended to be cold, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Is there anything else on your mind?" Wang Zhongding asked suddenly.
Han Dong had a confused expression, "I'm out of my mind? Something else? What else?"
Wang Zhongding originally planned to take out the photos to question Han Dong, but he took out his mobile phone, but he kept holding it silently. In the past, Han Dong's hooligan behavior was enough to kill him ten times. But this time, Wang Zhongding actually acquiesced.
"I'm going to join the group tomorrow." Han Dong emphasized again.
Wang Zhongding still had a sullen face, "Then prepare well."
"I mean, I'm going to eat box lunch tomorrow, let's have another meal together today."
As a result, just as Wang Zhongding stood up, Han Dong held him down again.
"You don't need the afternoon, you can just wait here. I'll buy it in the afternoon, and I'll go buy it." He said and went out quickly and got on the elevator.
After a while, Han Dong came in with a few lunch boxes.
Wang Zhongding smelled a strange smell, "What is it?"
"You'll know when you eat it!" Han Dong raised his eyebrows.
When Wang Zhongding opened the lunch box, he couldn't help being stunned, pork kidney, lamb kidney, beef kidney...
"What are you buying these for?" Wang Zhongding asked.
Han Dong was afraid that he would hurt Wang Zhongding's self-esteem, so he took the problem to himself, "I have a little kidney deficiency recently, and I want to make up for it, so you can make up for it?"
Do you still make it up? Wang Zhongding's part-time job is speechless, what else do you want to send over
"Eat! Look, I've eaten it all. It's delicious!" Han Dong tempted Wang Zhongding with an intoxicated face.
Wang Zhongding was not interested, "I don't like food with flavor?"
"This is tasteless, it's all cleaned up, you smell it." Han Dong took a piece and handed it to Wang Zhongding's nose.
Wang Zhongding dodged away, but was laughed at by Han Dong.
"Hahahaha... Look, I scared you!"
Wang Zhongding looked at Han Dong silently, dumbfounded.
"Yeah, the fried kidney is really good today. Eat it! I'll eat it if you don't."
In the end, Han Dong really ate it all.