The crab shield or something is the most annoying! Only clear water to the end! !
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Yu Xiaocao, who had regained her sanity, pounded and punched the opponent with her small fist. But her little strength is like scratching an itch for the guy in front of him who is like an iron wall, and it doesn't affect people's stealing.
The something attached to the abdomen is getting hotter and hotter, making the grass very uncomfortable. She knew that her unnecessary struggle would only make someone more excited. After thinking about it with her chaotic little head, she bit someone's lips hard. However, when the rust-like salty smell came from her mouth, the other party still licked her red, swollen lips without pain.
Stretch out your hand and pinch the other's upturned nose accurately. I don't believe you can't breathe anymore, so don't let this girl's mouth go! A little cunning appeared in Yu Xiaocao's eyes. Unexpectedly, Zhu Junyang has a good lung capacity, he held his breath and wreaked havoc on her red lips for a long time before letting her go.
"Dengtuzi, big hooligan!!" Yu Xiaocao hurriedly moved away from this dangerous person the moment he regained his senses, and looked at him with displeasure, slightly red... Zhu Junyang was bewildered by the outrage.
"Say!! Have you kissed many women? So you're not unfamiliar at all?" Yu Xiaocao put her hands on her hips, her face full of jealousy, and the power of the Lion's Roar of the River East was beginning to be seen.
"You have wronged me. Besides you, there is such an attraction? Don't you know? Men have never been taught this. What's more, I have kissed you countless times in my dreams. Isn't it necessary to be proficient? "Zhu Junyang took it for granted, but secretly delighted at the little girl's jealousy.
Yu Xiaocao stared at him suspiciously for a long time, but couldn't see any guilty look, and then reluctantly said: "Huh! I'll spare you this time, if you let me know that you dare to mess with other women, I will prepare the medicine Let you not... lift!!"
"Pfft—" Zhu Junyang almost choked on his own saliva, he frowned, looked up and down the little girl with those captivating phoenix eyes, and said displeasedly, "Where did you hear such a mess?" , if my master doesn't... lift it up, what can you do?"
Yu Xiaocao blushed, glared at him, and said, "If you have second thoughts, I will kick you out of the house. At that time, you have nothing to do with this girl. I don't care if you raise it or not. ?! Don't forget, I have studied medical science, and some men's diseases naturally have to be dabbled in... "
"Don't touch that damn medical skill in the future, and we don't point out that being a doctor opens a medical clinic to make money! If you like money, when the fleet sails to the West next month, let them exchange tea and porcelain for more gems and diamonds. .Let’s open a jewelry shop and make a lot of money..."
My little daughter-in-law is good at many and miscellaneous things, and many of them are proficient inexplicably. For example, this medical skill, as far as he knows, the little girl only learned superficially from the barefoot doctor in the village when she was a child. In some aspects, her medical skills are even inferior to the imperial physicians in the palace, and she has the ability to make medicine... Zhu Junyang felt a surge in his heart Feeling powerless, the little daughter-in-law has too many secrets, and there will be many days when he will follow her behind to wipe her ass!
"Are you talking about medical skills now? Correct your attitude, now you are talking about your loyalty and chastity to your relationship!" Yu Xiaocao was almost misleading the topic, and hurriedly spoke honestly.
Zhu Junyang saw that the young daughter-in-law was showing her femininity and being able to bend and stretch her husband, so he hurriedly said seriously: "Don't worry, I am absolutely loyal to you. I am absolutely loyal to you. In the past twenty-two years, I have never had any contact with a second woman except you. There will be no second woman either! Master's feelings are definitely more loyal to you than Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai!"
Seeing him comparing himself with Xiaoheixiaobai, Yu Xiaocao had a bright smile on his face, Zhu Junyang couldn't help but take two steps forward, intending to steal. Fragrance. Steal. Jade, but was caught by the words from outside the door The voice interrupted: "The banquet below has already started, why is the lady still not coming down? Huh? Indus, why are you not in the room?"
"Sister Mei Xiang asked me to do her a little favor, and it was with Miss' consent. Yang Liu, why do you have time to come up?" Wu Tong was somewhat puzzled. It was obviously a simple matter, and any little maid could do it. Help, why did Sister Mei Xiang choose her? However, Mei Xiang is the maid next to Miss's future mother-in-law, no matter how confused she is, she can only bury it in her heart.
There was a bit of excitement in Yang Liu's voice: "The giant cake below has been distributed, and the pastries and everything have been arranged. I haven't seen Miss for a few days. On this special day, come up to say hello to Miss and say hello to her. Congratulations!"
The footsteps of the two were getting closer, Yu Xiaocao saw the lip that she had bitten off the corner of her mouth, stopped two centimeters in front of her, and said with a smile: "Wutong is back, should you avoid it? "
A slight sigh escaped from Zhu Junyang's mouth, he looked at the vivid and beautiful face in front of him, and said softly: "Girl, let's not wait until we are sixteen years old, we decided on the marriage a year ago, right?"
"It's only a few months before the year and year after year. I've been waiting for so many years. What's the time difference? Besides, being engaged is not getting married. After getting engaged, can you kiss Fangze openly and aboveboard?" Yu Xiaocao joked.
"After you get married, you will be labeled as a master, and those crazy bees and butterflies will never get close. Don't think that the master has been in the barracks for the past two years and ignores the dynamics in Beijing. You say, Rong Guogong's The second young master, is he interested in you? Every time you organize a party, he will pull his younger brother and follow him with a stern face. That kid has a face that attracts bees and butterflies. When you first met him, you still looked at him I’m stuck!” Now it’s Zhu Junyang who is jealous.
The little girl has never been able to resist a handsome man. Every time I see Chief Su Ran, the starlight in his eyes can blind people's eyes. If Chief Su was not in that capacity, he would have rushed to duel with him long ago! The second child of the Ning family was praised by the little girl as gentle and elegant, as gentle as jade, but in his opinion, he was just pretending to be a fork!
"Okay, okay! Don't look at those old accounts. I was only a little old at that time, but I just saw him as a painting! Wutong and the others have all arrived at the door, why don't you hurry up?" Yu Xiaocao pushed him to the door. The position of the window, watching him step out of the window sill with long legs, and sit on the window sill facing out of the window.
Zhu Junyang turned his head, with a rascal expression on his face: "You give me a kiss, otherwise I will stay here and never leave!"
The sound of pushing the door had already been heard, but in desperation, Xiaocao lightly pecked his lips, and when the footsteps behind him were getting closer, she pushed Zhu Junyang's back hard, regardless of where he was. It is a tall third floor. In her opinion, with Zhu Junyang's skill, let alone the third floor, even the thirteenth floor can't fall him.
"Miss, should I still come here as a slave?" Wu Tong saw his lady standing in front of the open window, thinking that she was about to close the window, so she hurried over and pushed the two windows shut. At this time, Zhu Junyang, who was hanging under the window sill, his eyes were separated by the window, and he licked his lips with unsatisfactory intent. His little girl is so sweet, it's a pity that her maid came back too soon! However, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, let's go to the little girl's birthday banquet now!
Zhu Junyang walked lightly, and when he came to the private room, he had drunk three rounds and was half full.
Zhu Junfan saw the small tooth marks on his cousin's lips sharply, and secretly smiled in his heart: So this guy went to steal incense and jade. Yes, yes, a child can be taught, and he has the demeanor of his youth.
"Stinky boy, where have you been? Why are you coming back now? Come in later, and you won't have a share of your little wife's birthday cake!" On the piece of cake that was placed on Zhu Junyang's place, there was red writing written in jam. The red "grass" character seems to be specially reserved for him.
"Grandpa, the emperor, the two uncles..." Zhu Junyang greeted his relatives one by one. The handsome face that was originally covered with frost suddenly melted away today, which surprised the other people present.
The Taishanghuang chewed the crunchy red oil ears, and said in a loud and authentic voice: "That's right! Young people, you have to smile more to please girls! You look the most like me when I was young. Back then, Although my family is poor, there are not a few girls who wink at me..."
Prince Jing glanced at his father's round pancake face and plump double chin, then turned his head to look at his youngest son's thin face and charming phoenix eyes, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching—father, you too Putting gold on your face too much! Jun Yang is obviously the one who resembles his mother the most among the three sons. If you want to say that the one who resembles the most is the emperor with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he is a little bit more like him!
King Sa stared at the corners of Zhu Junyang's mouth with small teeth marks, he laughed non-stop, and finally couldn't help joking: "Hey, boy Yang, what happened to your mouth? After a while, why did you die? "
Zhu Junyang touched the wound at the corner of his mouth, with different tenderness on his face. Facing a few curious old faces, he straightened his face and said coolly: "It's nothing, just accidentally bitten by a little wild cat..."
King Sa's son Zhu Junxu, like his father, is narrow-minded, he laughed when he heard this, and said: "Oh! The one who can hurt our world-class martial arts King Yang must be a little wild cat who only knows kung fu. And the kung fu on the claws and the mouth is very good!"
Zhu Junyang came over with a cold look, Zhu Junxu shuddered, quickly shut up, and continued to fight with the food. I kept slandering in my heart: Brat, with your cold and smelly personality, it's no wonder girls would like it! He deserved to be bitten!
When Sister Yu Xiaocao came to toast to their table, the little girl's red lips became even more ruddy, making a group of unscrupulous elders full of ambiguity! In the inexplicable expressions of Mrs. Liu and Mrs. Fang, Yu Xiaocao gave the culprit a hard look, cheekily pretended nothing happened, poured wine for the table of royal relatives one by one, and said After a few words of thanks, he fled away. I'm afraid that someone will expose her relationship with Zhu Junyang and let the two mothers know!
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Happy April Fools' Day!