"Are you a gentleman? We are all villains?? Don't tell me, you don't care about Yuji's cakes, wine, and Buddha jumping over the wall. Hypocrisy! Xiao Xie, just prepare a glass of boiling water for him when the time comes, and he wants to be a gentleman." Let him take it to the end!" Zang Borui bared his hair and choked on Liu Hongzhang.
The little stone caught in the middle, who was in a dilemma, sighed helplessly in his heart, and said, "Two brothers, what kind of hatred do you have so much that you insist on loving and killing each other like this? Let's talk about it today. See Zhenzhang today, okay?"
Zang Borui, who is more straightforward, frowned and thought for a long time before he said in a daze: "There is no such thing as deep hatred. But, what the hell is love and killing each other? Xiao Xie, don't use some weird words indiscriminately, okay?" ?”
"Do you dare to say that the words my second sister often talks about are weird and weird. You are finished. Be careful that my second sister adds mustard to your favorite matcha cake!!" Xiao Shitou looked like you were dying, and saw Zang Borui's little brother. Heart pounding.
"Don't! The second sister is really the second sister. The words are quite creative, eclectic, and unique. They have opened the precedent for certain vocabulary..." Zang Borui's face turned pale—although he didn't know what mustard was, he still used it from Yu Yu. From the expression on Xie's face, it is definitely not something delicious to catch a glimpse of this thing.
"Dogleg!" Liu Hongzhang spat out the word coldly, but there was a smile in his eyes. Falling in love and killing each other? Who falls in love with this stinky firecracker that explodes at one point? As for killing each other, that's not enough. It's just that it's very interesting to tease him and watch him bark like a puppy.
Zang Borui really exploded: "You are a dog leg, your whole family is a dog leg! Huh! It seems that you are so noble, every time Xiao Jie brings over snacks, you don't miss a piece of it! Xiao Jie, brought it today Have you got the Black Forest Cake yet? I'll round it up first..."
"Huh? Zang Xiong, don't you hate the taste of eating chocolate the most? Why do you suddenly become interested in the Black Forest?" Xiao Shitou looked at him in surprise, and was used to the two of them bickering for fun from time to time. Maybe this It's the way the two get along, right? Maybe they don't need to mediate by themselves.
Zang Borui squinted at Liu Hongzhang, and smiled wickedly: "Ghosts are interested in chocolates that are bitter or not, or sweet or not. It's just... I'm just a medicine to make someone unable to eat his favorite Black Forest cake." Eat it, and swallow it too!!"
"A cow chewing peonies, reckless waste!! Childish!!" Liu Hongzhang will not be intimidated by him. When the time comes, his subordinates will see Zhenzhang. The kid surnamed Zang has never won against him in grabbing things, and he still wants to threaten him with this
"It can make you angry, so what if you're childish once?" Zang Borui made a face at Liu Hongzhang's back and stuck out his tongue. Another classmate on the side stared at him with the expression of seeing a ghost, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a handsome guy?"
"Are you sick? Didn't you take your medicine?" That classmate was not in their circle, and they were no more than nodding acquaintances on weekdays. He just heard about the birthday party from the little stone, so he came over without any trace, "Yu Kai, I wish you a happy birthday in advance... I don't know if I have this honor..."
"Ah? Oh! The day before the birthday party, I will send a message to my brother." Before Xiao Shitou finished speaking, a few familiar faces emerged from some corner, looking at him eagerly, as if The little wolf cub at home feels like seeing fleshy bones. Xiao Shitou had a headache for a while, wondering if the table prepared by the second sister could accommodate these classmates who came over, so he said bravely, "If you don't dislike it, come over and have a good time together?"
"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it!" All the students of the Guozijian were beaming, and even more afraid of being missed, they hurriedly reported their family and their names to Xiao Shitou. In the distance from the gate of the Imperial College to the gate of his classroom, a dozen invitations were promised.
When he got home, he told his second sister distressedly. Yu Xiaocao immediately asked the shopkeeper of the herbal cuisine shop to find all the guests who made reservations for that day, and in exchange for a free table of first-class herbal cuisine, she exchanged the right to use all the private rooms for that day. He asked Xiao Shitou to send invitations to all his teachers and classmates in the Imperial College.
Of course, his classmates are limited to more than 30 students studying in one classroom. There are eight hundred students in Guozijian, even if the medicine workshop is broken, Xiaocao has a brain twitch and invites everyone back!
The students who got the invitation were naturally very happy. Students from other classes are envious. Two days before Xiao Shitou's birthday, wherever he went, he was stared at with resentful eyes, which made him dare not leave the classroom even after class and lunch break, for fear of being blocked on the road. When he left school, he was surrounded by his buddies and sent back to the mansion.
On the day of his birthday banquet, several of his buddies: Zang Borui, Liu Hongzhang, Li Wenfeng, Huang Zixu, and Zhong Lifeng, came to Yu's residence early to help him greet his classmates and friends. As a result, as soon as he entered the outer courtyard, he was overwhelmed by the majestic King Xu, as honest as a quail.
When Zhu Junyang greeted the old general Zhao and his son, and went to the flower hall to have tea with the Jijiu and gentlemen of the Imperial College, Zang Boruicai put on a frightened expression, and whispered like a thief: "Wow! Xiaojie, your face It's so big, that King Labor Xu greeted the guests for you! You dare to argue with him in front of him, if it were me, I would have been scared to pee!"
"Virtue! My brother-in-law is the biggest, do you understand? If you were Xu Wang's brother-in-law, he would give you some kindness!" Liu Hongzhang didn't diss Zang Borui, feeling unhappy.
Zang Borui gave him a gouged look, and said, "Hypocritical Zhang, tell the truth, are your legs weak when standing in front of King Xu?"
"I haven't done anything wrong, so why are my legs weak?" Liu Hongzhang admitted that Xu Wang's aura is indeed overwhelming, but the visitor is a guest, and he is a guest with an invitation in his hand. As a half-master, Xu Wang , what can you do with them? What's so soft about your legs
"Little Shitou, why don't you invite some of your classmates to sit in the flower hall?" A clear and melodious voice like the ding dong of a mountain spring and the first cry of a yellow warbler sounded from behind them. Zang Borui and five people heard the reputation and looked over, only to see a graceful beauty looking at them with a smile.
"Second Sister, let me introduce you, these are my friends!" Xiao Shitou introduced his buddies to Yu Xiaocao one by one, and then said to his friends, "This is my Second Sister!"
"Second sister is good!"
"Thank you, Second Sister, for letting Yu Jie bring us snacks every day!"
"Second Sister, you look younger than Xiao Ke!"
"Second Sister..."
Little Shitou couldn't stand his friend's dog-legged look, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "What are you calling me? My second sister has just turned seventeen, much younger than you!"
"Although our second sister is young, she has a lot of seniority! Based on our relationship, your second sister is naturally my second sister. Second sister, the matcha cake and fruit cake you made are really delicious. I have never eaten them before. Have such delicious snacks! Second sister, your craftsmanship is unparalleled in the world!!" Zang Borui was the most sloppy one, and he took out basket after basket of compliments.
Yu Xiaocao didn't expect her younger brother's buddies to be so interesting, and thought that the students in the Imperial College were all nerds who studied hard. This little brother surnamed Zang is so cute.
"Today, I have prepared all kinds of snacks. If you like anything, just ask the servants to pick it up. You are welcome. Xiao Shitou, treat your classmates well, and don't neglect the guests!" Yu Xiaocao said a few words, followed by Several Guozijian students left, and accompanied Zhao Auntie and Ganniang to the inner courtyard.
"Pfft—Xiao Xie, so your baby name is Xiao Shitou, so funny!" Zang Borui covered his mouth and smiled like a little mouse who stole lamp oil.
"Is it funny to have the nickname 'Da Zhuang'?" Liu Hongzhang interjected while he was not paying attention.
"The Hypocrisy Chapter!! Do you want to fight??" Zang Borui immediately stood up like a fighting cock, erecting the feathers on his neck. Speaking of the baby name Da Zhuang, it is his eternal pain. He was born prematurely, weak and small, like a weak cat.
His grandmother listened to the so-called fallacy that "a humble name makes a living" and gave him a big and strong baby name. Not to mention, he has rarely been sick since he was a child, and when he grows up, he is tall and strong, taller and stronger than all the men in the family. Although this baby name was no longer called after the age of ten under his protest, it has always been his backlash, and anyone who mentions it will blow his hair.
"Okay, okay! You two are bickering and don't look at the occasion. Today is a good day for Yu Ge, so calm down and make a good impression on the second sister!" Among the five, Zhong Lifeng was the oldest and the most stable. , One sentence stopped a threatening storm.
Huang Zixu, who is the most eccentric, smiled the happiest: "Xiao Xie, can you take us to the back kitchen to see what kind of snacks are there? Or... let's get them ourselves?"
"Okay, okay! I agree!!" Zang Borui immediately forgot the pain of the baby name, and jumped out to express his second opinion. Li Wenfeng also nodded repeatedly with bright eyes.
Xiao Shitou said with some embarrassment: "You are guests, how can you go to the back kitchen..."
"Oh! Don't be so brainless, which one of us will follow whom? Let's go, let's go! Take us to visit your back kitchen!" Several young men pushed and shoved into the yard through the corner door next to it.
The guys were tall and long-legged, and soon came to the back kitchen. Because the birthday banquet was held at Yuji Medicinal Food Shop, only Yang Liu and a few capable hands from the pastry shop were busy in the kitchen. Seeing Zang Borui rushing into the kitchen first, Yang Liu frowned, with his hips akimbo, and said fiercely: "Who are you! The kitchen is not open to just anyone, get out quickly!"
"Sister Yangliu, it's me!" Xiao Shitou hurriedly pushed Zang Borui away, with a smile on his face.
Seeing that he was the master's younger brother, Yang Liu hurriedly restrained his ferocious expression, but the kitchen is not where anyone can come whenever they want: "Young master, if you need anything, just ask the servants to come and get it. Why bother the honored guests to condescend to come here kitchen?"
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There is a surprise in the evening!