Naturally, Su Ran would not sit still. The two of them grabbed a fishing rod with one hand at the same time, and with the other hand they came back and forth. Their movements were as fast as lightning, and at the fastest time, there were only afterimages left, which made people dazzled.
Hou Xiaoliang is okay, the master has seen the most powerful side. Only Wutong opened his mouth wide and his eyes were straight. A person who is usually very clever, now looks like a fool.
They were playing "bang bang bang pong" in a lively manner. Yu Xiaocao, who was fishing beside him, didn't see a single fish hooked for a long time, so he threw the fishing rod in anger, stepped on the ground with his feet down, and took a deep breath. Exercising the Hedong Lion's Roar Kung Fu: "You two!! Stop it for me—"
The two top masters were immediately stunned by the lion's roar, holding the fishing rod with one hand, while still maintaining the movement of the attack with the other, as if someone had pressed the pause button. The two looked at Yu Xiaocao, who was in the shape of a teapot, with embarrassment and embarrassment on their faces.
"If you want to fight, go to the river for me! Don't delay my fishing, but if I accidentally poke a hole in the deck, do you want us all to fish in the river?" Yu Xiaocao put her hands on her hips, He stared angrily at the two childish ghosts who were nearly sixty years old together, as if they were scolding students. Despite her young age and stature, she is quite imposing.
The old man at the stern came out when he heard the movement, and couldn't help being stunned when he saw this scene. One is the head coach of the dark guard who is famous for being very hot and fearful in command of the Ouchi; the other is the prince who has made great military exploits, extraordinary skills, and is known as a cold-faced evil star. He was actually trained like a grandson in front of a little girl who has no strength to restrain a chicken.
That's all for Xu Wang, after all, he is the minister of the imperial envoy, and he has heard of the story of Xu Wang doting on his wife in the capital. But Director Su's reaction completely confused Mr. Wu. Is this white-clothed man obediently scolded with a smiling face really the fierce, cunning, and ruthless Chief Executive Su in the legend
"Well... May I ask the imperial envoy, how do we fight against each other in the river?" Su Ran asked weakly. In the water, is it better than swimming or fishing
Yu Xiaocao rested her eyes and looked at the two of them, crossed her arms across her chest, tapped one foot on the ground, and snorted, "Aren't you two very capable? Hey! Step on these two pieces of wood, Exercising the kung fu of crossing the river and floating on the water with a reed, the battle lasted for 300 rounds. Whoever does not wet his shoes will win!" As she said, she threw two palm-sized, thin wood chips into the canal, indicating that the two can start up!
Zhu Junyang and Su Ran glanced at each other, and couldn't help but laugh at this girl's whimsy. Zhu Junyang let go of Su Ran's grip on the fishing rod, came to the little daughter-in-law, pointed to the wooden chip floating in the river over there, and said, "You want to murder your husband! This piece of wood is a bird If you fall on it, it will sink, okay?"
"Aren't you martial arts practitioners as light as swallows?" Yu Xiaocao snorted, expressing her dissatisfaction with the two of them delaying her fishing career. In order to vent the dissatisfaction in your heart, don't make things difficult for you
Su Ran chuckled, sat on the side, and said: "The ability to cross the river with one foot is a profound skill that only exists in martial arts novels. I don't think I have that ability. His Royal Highness Xu Wang, how about... you try try?"
"Huh! You are the number one expert in the grand master, and you have cultivated to such a level, how can this king dare to specialize in the former?" Zhu Junyang's verbal skills are also amazing.
Yu Xiaocao stuffed the fishing rod into her man's hands, snorted twice, and said, "I don't think any of you are convinced! Just now you didn't know the difference, and you were holding back your energy, right? Then share the fishing rod with each other." Let’s win! From now on, whoever catches the most fish and the biggest fish will win! The loser will wash the dishes at noon, let’s start!”
"Comparison is comparison, who is afraid of whom?" The two of them were evenly matched in fishing, and neither of them could be regarded as masters. Picking up the fishing rod, hanging up the bait, and staring at the river intently, there was silence on the deck for a while.
Finally calmed down, Yu Xiaocao breathed a sigh of relief, and told Hou Xiaoliang to bring another fishing rod. Pointing at these two unreliable guys, she doesn't know if she can eat the whole fish feast in the year of the donkey, she has to do it herself, so that she has enough food and clothing!
Hou Xiaoliang cried and said with a mournful face: "Princess Wangfei, there are only two fishing rods on board, and my subordinates just brought them over..." Oops! The hostess is mighty, and she took care of the two giant Buddhas lightly. He is a little shrimp, he is not good at things, will he be seconded
"No more? Let's find a bamboo pole and fishing line. Wutong, go get it and a sewing needle. Let's make our own fishing pole!" A real master is not bound by utensils!
The needle was bent into the shape of a fishhook by Zhu Junyang with his bare hands. The eye of the needle passed through the fishing line and was fixed on a fishing rod thicker than the baby's wrist. Yu Xiaocao made homemade bait with sesame oil dough, pulled up the cat's paw of Xiaobutianshi, and rubbed it on the bait, soaking up bits and pieces of aura. OK, everything is ready!
She placed the seat not far from Zhu Junyang and Su Ran, fixed the fishing rod on the side of the boat, and stood upright, waiting for the fish to take the bait. Soon, her fishing rod moved. She waved at Hou Xiaoliang, pointed to the fishing rod, and signaled him to pick it up. It's not that she's hypocritical, it's that the bamboo pole this guy found is too thick, and she has thin arms and legs, so it's really overwhelmed!
Hou Xiaoliang has seen through it, and only by taking good care of the mistress can he embrace the beauty as soon as possible. He was very obedient in front of Xiaocao, and immediately stepped forward when he got the order, and with a sudden force, he picked up the fishing rod. On it was a river carp about four or five kilograms in size, wagging its tail and struggling.
Hou Xiaoliang immediately swung the pole, and the carp landed on the deck, thumping happily. He rushed over, grabbed the carp, took it off the hook, and brought it in front of the mistress, flatteringly said: "The princess is really extraordinary when she makes a move! This carp is a big plate!"
Yu Xiaocao nodded in satisfaction, and said, "That's right, we have fried garlic fish for lunch!"
She smiled victoriously at the two people beside her, bent down to put on the bait, and continued fishing. Soon, another fish took the bait. With a pole, it is a big catfish weighing seven or eight catties. When Hou Xiao picked it up, the catfish struggled violently and was almost unhooked by it and escaped!
"Haha! We have boiled fish!" Yu Xiaocao deliberately pretended to be talking to herself, but in fact the little expression on her face was so embarrassing!
Immediately afterwards, Xiaocao caught fish one after another, and the two people next to him had nothing to catch for a long time. They could only watch helplessly as they picked up their poles and hooks. A bucket almost couldn't hold it!
"Uh... Could it be that the fish here were all caught by that girl. That's why they got nothing?" Su Ran said to herself. He stood up, took the fishing gear and chair, walked to the other side of the deck and sat down again—he couldn't believe it, he couldn't catch one in the morning
Zhu Junyang also found a place away from his daughter-in-law again, frowning, staring at the fishing line and the water surface with a serious face. Huh? The fishing line moved! He picked up the fishing rod suddenly, but there was nothing on it! !
Next, either the fish is not hooked, or the bait is eaten. In short, his chances of catching fish were very few, and he wasted a lot of bait. From this point of view, it is not that there are no fish, but that his fishing skills are not good enough!
"Xiaoliang, hurry up! Pick up the pole quickly!! If it is too late, the fish will run away!!"
"Don't worry, don't worry!! This is the fish testing - now it's ok, hurry up and pick up the pole!"
"You idiot, are you slow? The bait has been eaten! It's okay, continue to bait and throw it down!"
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Turning his head and looking over, his wife is leaning comfortably on the back of the chair, eating the strawberries brought to her mouth by Wutong, the red juice stained her pink lips, her dexterous little tongue licked the strawberries that touched her juice.
well! Different people have different fates! On his wife's side, one holds an umbrella to block the sun, one feeds fruit, and the other carries a pole. The girl only needs to move her mouth to direct when to pick up the pole. And what about myself? I was alone, and I couldn't catch a fish for half a day.
correct! Why do the fish like to bite the hook so much on the wife's side? It must have something to do with the bait, which she made herself. With such a powerful daughter-in-law, the bait she made must be extraordinary. No, in order not to struggle with greasy dishes at noon, he had to go and get some bait.
Zhu Junyang stood up, walked to his daughter-in-law, glanced into the small box with the bait next to her, and reached out his hand silently. At this time, a slender and powerful hand reached out to the bait almost at the same time as him. Looking back, it was Su Ran who was haunting again.
The eyes of the two of them shone with lightning, and the air beside them seemed to become hot in an instant. However, Xiaocao said "Don't fight, each person gets ten baits, fair competition!"
"Hmph!" After taking the bait, the two turned away. Now, don't worry about the fish not taking the bait. However, both of them were very skilled, and more than half of the bait was eaten, and the rest were either small crucian carp the size of a palm, or small fish no more than two catties. Unlike Xiaocao, it is big and has many varieties, and it is almost ready to open a fish market!
"Hey, hey! A big guy has taken the bait!! Xiaoliang, take it easy, don't lift the rod abruptly, and be careful that the fishing line breaks! You first hold the rod, walk it in the water, and wait for it to catch it. Once your strength is polished, you can catch it with your hands!"
Yu Xiaocao's butt finally left the chair, and happily lay down on the side of the boat, directing Hou Xiaoliang to catch the big fish that took the bait. Zhu Junyang and Su Ran also came to watch when they heard the movement.
Hou Xiaoliang looked excited, dragging the big fish that was flopping in the water, walking back and forth.
"Be careful, tighten the fishing line!" Hou Xiaoliang immediately obeyed!
"Look at this strength, it must be a big fat fish! Turn the rod sideways, yes, that's it! Swipe left and right, and stun that guy!!" Yu Xiaocao directed with gestures.
"Attention, that guy is rushing to the left and right! Hou Xiaoliang, follow the pull of the fish and push forward, yes! That's it!!" Yu Xiaocao intended to consume the fish's resistance. At this time, you must not deadlift head-on.