In the twenty-fourth year of Jianguang, the emperor collapsed, and the throne was passed on to King Su, and the reign name was changed to Yong'an.
During the reign of today's sage, he has made great efforts to govern, knows people well, is thrifty and loves the people, and can be called the Ming emperor of the previous generation. He was in his thirties, but unexpectedly encountered the mutiny of King Xin and was seriously injured. The doctors were helpless, and finally fell. There is a son and a daughter in the name of the sage, but he did not pass the throne to his own children, but to his younger brother, the ignorant King Su, Yuan Feiyan.
Another year.
Xiaocui wants to accompany her young lady up the mountain to burn incense today.
The young lady of her family is a famous beauty within a hundred miles. There are countless people who come to propose marriage, but the young lady does not look down on any of them.
The young lady's father, Xiaocui's master, also doted on his daughter very much, saying, daughter, if you have a crush on someone, you must tell your father.
The young lady listened to her father's words, but still refused to speak.
So the master only thought that the young lady was shy and did not have someone she liked, but only Xiao Cui, who was beside the young lady, knew that her young lady had already had a crush on her.
Prajna Temple is a spiritual temple outside their city. Incense offerings are constantly being offered. It is said that seeking marriage is the most effective. Therefore, the young lady went to the temple every day, and the young lady's father didn't take it to heart, thinking that his daughter was just seeking a good marriage.
Miss today is going to the temple again.
She looked in the mirror, brushed her eyebrows and combed her temples, and put on her most beautiful jewelry. Then she asked Xiao Cui softly, "Xiao Cui, am I beautiful?"
Xiaocui smiled and said, "Miss, whoever sees you like this, dare to say that you are not beautiful?"
The young lady pouted and said, "Since it's beautiful, why doesn't he look at me?"
Xiao Cui sighed inwardly, but she said, "The monk is just confused about the style. Young lady, don't get angry with yourself."
The smile on the young lady's face faded, and she just said, "Prepare the sedan chair."
So Xiaocui called the bearer, one master and one servant, and slowly walked up to the Prajna Temple.
The weather is good today, and the Prajna Temple is a noisy scene again. There was an endless stream of lottery people who offered incense to worship the Buddha. The lady donated incense money and said that she wanted to ask about marriage, so she was invited to the wing in the backyard.
Most people can't enter this wing. It's basically a place for VIP guests who have donated a lot of incense money. Miss and Cui'er waited inside for a while, and then they saw a monk in gray knock on the door.
"Come in." The lady's voice was soft.
So the monk walked in, and the lady's face turned red.
"Master." The lady said softly, "Please take a seat."
The monk looked indifferent, did not sit down, but said: "Not only is the donor invited me today, but also why."
The young lady blushed and whispered, "I just want to trouble Master to help me find out about the marriage."
Hearing the words, the monk glanced slightly.
Such a move that should have been impatient, let this monk do it, but it was very beautiful. He said: "Didn't the donor ask me a few times before?"
The young lady lowered her eyes and said carefully: "Isn't this... not allowed."
The monk looked at the shy appearance of the young lady, and sighed, "Donor, after the monk became a monk, he was gone."
The young lady smiled, but said boldly, "I'm a monk, can I still be vulgar."
The monk stared at the young lady for a moment, knowing that he might not be able to confuse the matter, and then said again: "Donor, the little monk has no intention of returning to the secular world, I just ask the young lady... Forget about the little monk."
"I don't forget!" the young lady said angrily, "I just like you. If you don't obey me, I will ask my father to demolish this temple!"
When the monk heard what the young lady said, after being silent for a while, he said quietly, "Miss, would it be good for the poor monk to tell the young lady a story?"
The young lady thought that the monk was going to preach to her, thinking that it would be good to listen to him a few more words, so she nodded.
The monk gave the young lady a pitying look and began to tell the story. He said, "The peasants at the foot of the mountain buy dung from the Taoist temples and temples on the mountain. The Taoist priests get a penny and a bucket, and the monks will sell them for two cents."
The lady had a suspicious look on her face, wondering what this meant.
The monk continued: "The peasants questioned the monk, and the monk said angrily: Our dung has been compacted, and one portion is worth two."
After the monk finished speaking, he stopped talking.
Both Miss and Xiao Cui were at a loss after hearing this, and did not understand the meaning of the story at all, until Xiao Cui suddenly reacted and said angrily, "Miss! This monk is telling you a dirty joke!"
The lady said, "Huh?"
Xiao Cui glared at the monk, then leaned into the young lady's ear and muttered for a long time. After listening to Xiao Cui's explanation, the young lady's eyes turned red and she cursed, "You lewd monk! Indecent! Shameless!"
After that, Xiao Cui and Xiao Cui left angrily.
The monk looked at the backs of the young lady and Xiaocui, and said to the system in his mind, "I'm bald, and I've become stronger."
system:"… "
That's right, this monk who is caught and harassed by women from a good family every day is Bai Luoluo who was caught by King Xin at Prajna Temple.
Bai Luoluo looked at the young lady and Xiao Cui who had left, thinking that he was going to be read by the host again, so he showed pain and walked out of the house slowly.
Of course he knew that this young lady was interested in him, but what kind of identity was he, if he let that little girl join in, he might die, so he might as well scare her away.
The system said, "You are really becoming more and more enlightened."
Bai Luoluo's tone was vicissitudes, he said: "The monk has seen a lot, and he thinks that men are also very good."
system:"????"
Seeing that he came out of the house so quickly, the other monks were quite surprised, saying that you got the female donor so quickly
Bai Luoluo thought that you all knew gloating, and he said, "I have made it clear to the female donor that she should never come again."
The other monks all showed expressions of disbelief, thinking that you said the same last time.
Only the host came in angrily from the outside and said, "What did you and the hostess say?!"
Bai Luoluo said slowly: "The little monk just told a story that form is emptiness and emptiness is form..."
The host said, "Really?"
Bai Luoluo said: "Monks don't lie..."
The host was a little unconvinced, but there was nothing he could do about him. He frowned and said, "Don't be too rough with that female benefactor. Her father is the prefect of the city."
Bai Luoluo thought that Lao Tzu was still the current emperor, but he couldn't say it. He just looked down on the world and said, "No matter the color or power, it's all in the world, just passing by."
The host glanced at him, said nothing, and left.
So Bai Luoluo continued to return to his residence, waiting for the call of the next female benefactor—since his appearance was seen by the incense female benefactor, everyone no longer asked the host to ask about marriage, and all began to look for him. Bai Luoluo thought, if it goes on like this, he will have to ask the host for a few eggs.
It had been a year since he was thrown into Prajna Temple by King Xin, but the fire of socialism had never been extinguished in his heart.
Bai Luoluo: "The real successor of socialism will never give up because of this little setback."
The system said, "Give up treatment?"
Bai Luoluo: "Can you hold back your words?"
The system said, "I'll say it."
Over the past year, Bai Luoluo has been eating fast and reciting Buddha in Prajna Temple, and his other skills have not improved, only his ability to quarrel with the system has increased.
Although King Xin did not appear, he still sent a lot of people to watch Bai Luoluo for fear of him escaping, and even gave him medicine to seal his internal strength, making him no different from ordinary people.
What saddened Bai Luoluo was that after Mao Jiu had been the emperor for so long, no one found out that he was a fake. Instead, many people began to think that the first emperor was wise - he chose such a good emperor who worked hard to rule.
Bai Luoluo read the scriptures for a while, and then it was time to start dinner.
Although King Xin forced him to become a monk, he did not cut him short in terms of food and clothing. He told him to eat and drink, and two eggs a day to supplement protein.
Bai Luoluo looked at the bare boiled egg and burst into tears, saying that he remembered himself when he saw it.
The system said: "Don't worry, your hair will grow very fast when you are not a monk."
Bai Luoluo said, "When do you think I can become a monk?"
The system thought for a while and said, "Return to the original world?"
Bai Luoluo: "..."
But Bai Luoluo never gave up hope. He felt that Mao Jiu would continue to look for him, and he believed in his beloved Jiu'er.
Such thoughts continued until King Xin appeared again.
The day King Xin appeared was a dark and windy night. Bai Luoluo was woken up by the system and saw a man standing beside his bed, staring down at him.
Bai Luoluo was taken aback and said what are you going to do.
King Xin said, "You don't look like him anymore."
Bai Luoluo: "..." I have legs like your grandma.
King Xin's appearance didn't look very good. He lost a lot of weight. He said to Bai Luoluo, "He didn't look for you again."
They all knew that King Xin said he was Maojiu.
Bai Luoluo pretended to be a sage with duplicity, and said, "I just ask him to forget me."
King Xin stared at Bai Luoluo coldly, as if he wanted to see the flaw in his face, and then he continued: "He's getting married."
Bai Luoluo: "..." Maojiu, Dad misread you.
King Xin said, "How?"
Bai Luoluo felt that he could not lose his momentum, so a smile like a holy father appeared on his face, and he said, "I only want to see him reign in the world in my lifetime."
King Xin: "...Are you sick?"
Bai Luoluo continued to be disgusted and believed in the king, saying, "He is my medicine"
King Xin: "..."