The happiest thing in each system is to eat melon seeds with confidence and boldness.
However, not everyone can endure the clicking sound in their forehead, so for a long time, the system can only take advantage of the vacation time to eat a little, as long as the task starts, they have to endure the long time without seeds day. This situation continued for a long time, until they met an employee named Bai Luoluo.
"He really made me eat melon seeds, not only let me eat melon seeds, but also with me." A certain system after returning from the mission last night said to his colleagues with tears in his eyes, "He is gentle and cute. , I love him."
All the systems were shocked by this, knowing that it is not easy to meet employees who like to eat melon seeds, and to meet them is simply God's mercy.
So the name Bai Luoluo began to spread in the system.
"Really, really, he really made us eat melon seeds." Another system came back, and he was so excited, he said, "He's an angel!"
Everyone was very excited when they heard the news, and felt that the spring of the system had finally come.
However, there is a cruel fact in front of the systems at this time, that is, there is only one Bai Luoluo, but there are countless systems that want to eat melon seeds. In desperation, everyone had to shake their numbers to work.
There was a system that was lucky enough to be shaken twice in a row. Of course, this kind of behavior is actually not allowed. Because according to the provisions of the AI rights law, the AIs doing tasks on the earth must change a host in each world - as for why, I heard that it is the history of blood and tears of the president of the AI Rights Protection Association.
It seems that the president has encountered a particularly terrifying host. The gossip said that the president was originally very indifferent to the world, but after encountering that host, he was driven crazy, and once the task was completed, he began to promote the improvement of the law.
Of course, it's hard to tell if this is true or not. But the only certainty is that the planet of the system has cooperated with the upper layers of the earth, and they have created a society and bureau to help certain humans treat diseases. And the planets of the system draw the emotional power they need through these actions.
It was at this time that melon seeds came from the earth. Guazi is actually a data product, which digitizes the melon seeds on the earth, and then adjusts the taste according to the tastes of the systems. There are countless flavors derived from the original flavor. What matcha, popcorn, caramel - these tastes are relatively common, and there are spicy, seafood, and beef that are curious. All in all, only the unthinkable, not impossible.
Guazi has become the new darling of the system, if the systems have entities like humans. In the headquarters, you can definitely see a bunch of people paralyzed in a room, and the sound of brainwashing is all in the air.
However, if you eat too much melon seeds, there will be sequelae, such as slow data and low IQ. If you eat too much, it may even directly recreate the AI system.
After this situation occurred, the headquarters imposed a limit on melon seeds, and stipulated that the time for eating melon seeds at a time should not be too long.
Of course, this kind of regulation is only valid for the melon seeds in the headquarters. No one could have imagined that people in the world could easily eat melon seeds in their heads.
From this point of view, Bai Luoluo is simply a gorgeous flower.
The systems love melon seeds, just like humans like to eat popcorn when watching a movie. They love all kinds of plots, and even more love to quietly eat a bunch of melon seeds in the plot.
Bai Luoluo was satisfied with both points, and it was just one mission, and he found a unique service object.
It is not easy to get entangled with people in the emotional world. Since the establishment of the Society and the Bureau, there have only been four such cases. The results of two of the cases were very bad, and the remaining two cases were Yang Yedu and Bai Luoluo.
The characters of the systems are very different. Some of them like dog blood dramas, some like small and fresh, some like horror stories, and some are afraid of ghosts. Of course, they also have the biggest similarity, which is their addiction to melon seeds.
Bai Luoluo has no distractions, and doesn't mind other people clicking in his mind. This characteristic makes Bai Luoluo very popular in the system.
During the last mission, Qin Baichuan sat in Bai Luoluo's dormant bin. He thought that when Bai Luoluo's system found that the object was wrong, it was like a bolt from the blue. He asked sadly, "Why did you suddenly change people?"
Qin Baichuan asked strangely, "What happened to the substitution?"
The system was silent for a moment, but still couldn't hold back: "Can I eat melon seeds?"
Qin Baichuan was confused and thought it was a secret code. He said, "Having melon seeds? What do you mean?"
The system said: "It's just eating melon seeds..."
Qin Baichuan still didn't understand, and simply said: "How did you come here before, how come you now." - If he knew what would happen in the future, Qin Baichuan swore that he would never say such a sentence.
The system got Qin Baichuan's permission, and he was so happy that he continued to eat.
As an amateur, Qin Baichuan has not read the employee handbook, has not received training, and even does not know the job number to ask for in the system, let alone the complaint channel.
In this way, he was abruptly brainwashed by the sound of Kacha Kacha.
Bai Luoluo must be working hard. Qin Baichuan, who was buried by the sound of clicking, thought bitterly that his working environment was so bad. If there was no problem, his Bai Luoluo was good enough. When he went out, he must be early. Let Bai Luoluo resign.
Of course, Qin Baichuan would probably never guess that when his beloved Bai Luoluo was at work, most of the time he would eat melon seeds with the system with a (⊙v⊙) expression, contaminating each other's spirits.
Guazi is the true love of the system, they will do anything to eat melon seeds...
Bai Luoluo has become a system killer. Almost every system reaches the end of the mission, and there will be some problems with the AI. Either the IQ will drop, or they will simply go back and rebuild.
This situation was noticed by the system headquarters, the high-level systems were very confusing, and they did not understand why these systems were not complained. They even suspected that the system had interfered with the employee inappropriately. However, after conducting a rigorous investigation, they were surprised to find that the employee not only was not intervened, but even began to sink with the system.
"He's also eating melon seeds." The investigation system said, "I also chose the caramel flavor."
The leadership system was shocked and said, "Is he really human? Don't humans tolerate having voices in their heads?"
The investigation system said in an envious tone: "Then he is probably a gifted human being."
Leadership System: "… "
At this time, there is no law that prohibits eating melon seeds during work, because as long as you eat it, it is easy to be complained. The more complaints there are, the lower the quota of melon seeds, which is more painful for the system than rebuilding.
The systems exploited this loophole, and Bai Luoluo became an uncompromising system killer.
A system with stronger self-control can help Bai Luoluo while eating melon seeds. Those with poor self-control simply indulge in eating melon seeds. Looking at the appearance of confusion, he can almost ask people who I am. , the ultimate philosophical question of where do I come from and where do I go. Fortunately, the last few worlds didn't make any big mistakes because of this...
When they learned that Bai Luoluo resigned from the agency and the bureau, all the systems expressed their grief. They decided to use a day to commemorate this great employee. On that day, all the systems could put down their work and eat melon seeds. , that day is called, Bai Luoluo Day.
Well, in order to eat melon seeds, the systems obviously did their best.
After resigning from the Social Security Bureau, Bai Luoluo did not hear from the system for a long time. He thought he would cut off contact with them from then on, until some hot summer evening.
There was a knock on Bai Luoluo's door. He went to open the door and saw several people standing at his door.
There are men and women among these people, but without exception, they are all very beautiful, and the beautiful ones hardly look like real people.
"Rolo." Someone called out first.
Bai Luoluo was dazed and said, "Who are you?"
"Do you remember me? It's the melon seeds that I recommended to you—" A man with a tender face rushed over and hugged Bai Luoluo.
Bai Luoluo was stunned, but from the keyword of melon seeds, he still guessed the identity of the person in front of him, he said incredulously: "Are you a system?"
"Yes, yes." Everyone agreed and said, "You resigned, we all miss you very much, this time I happened to be traveling to Earth, so I organized a group to see you."
Bai Luoluo said, "Wow... You are really aliens." When he was working, he was thinking, has human technology advanced to such a level? Sure enough, there are foreign aids in it.
"It's an alien," said a system. "How are you doing now?"
Bai Luoluo nodded and briefly introduced his life. He looked at a few people and said with a smile, "Since you're here for a meal?"
"Is it ok not to eat?" one system said, "We want to..."
Bai Luoluo probably guessed what they were thinking, and said helplessly: "Okay, I'll take you to buy some melon seeds, and then chat together, okay?"
The system cheers.
Then Bai Luoluo went to the dried fruit store downstairs to buy more than 20 catties of melon seeds. Thinking that it should be enough, he took it home and smashed it with the system.
That day, when Qin Baichuan got home at eight o'clock, when he opened the door, he heard a terrifying sound of clicking. But this is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that when he entered the room, he saw the limp and demented people, and Bai Luoluo who smiled bitterly.
Qin Baichuan said, "You guys... are you consuming melon seeds?" I don't know, but looking at his expression, he thought he was consuming medicine.
Bai Luoluo said helplessly: "Yes."
Qin Baichuan said, "...Is this stupid?"
Bai Luoluo nodded.
Qin Baichuan said, "What should we do then?"
Bai Luoluo sighed and said, "Wait, maybe tomorrow, they'll be fine."
Qin Baichuan had a hunch, he felt that as long as the seeds were not finished, this group of people would not be well.
It turns out that he was right, because where there are melon seeds, it is the heaven for the systems.
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