Find My Bearings

Chapter 12: Festival

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, quickly find her brother to come out to open a small stove.

The two of them got together to order dishes and put a big tick on the bottom of the spicy pot.

When the two of them finished choosing, Chen Zhuo brought over the menu: don't eat spicy hot pot.

Ji Xiaobei: Why!

Chen Zhuo: My sister should eat less spicy food. It's just fine if you have a cough, so you're not allowed to eat it.

Of course, this is only one aspect. On the other hand, for the sake of their sexual life, he also has to control this aspect.

Ji Xiaobei: I don't want it. What's the difference between this and boiled vegetables? !

Chen Zhuo put a tick in the mandarin duck pot: Then I'll add half of the tomatoes for you.

Ji Xiaobei: I don't want tomato pot!

Chen Zhuo: Almost, they are all red.

Ji Xiaobei: You don't understand hot pot at all!

The younger sister smacked her tongue: God, why are you so miserable! Worse than me!

Ji Xiaobei snorted: Next time I don't take him, we'll go out to eat by ourselves.

Sister: I think so too. My sister-in-law is too strict.

Chen Zhuo: ... you two should say this while I'm not around.

I was very disgusted before eating it, but I didn't eat anything less when it was served.

In the evening, Ji Xiaobei lay on the bed and rolled around: support.

Chen Zhuo put him in his arms and rubbed his stomach. Ji Xiaobei was covered in soft flesh, so it was very comfortable to hold.

Chen Zhuo suddenly laughed.

Ji Xiaobei twisted: what are you laughing at!

Chen Zhuo touched his chubby belly: It's been three months.

Ji Xiaobei kicked him: Get out!

Chen Zhuo grabbed his ankle: it's really growing.

Ji Xiaobei: You say I'm fat.

Chen Zhuo: No, I was too thin before.

Ji Xiaobei: Then you won't let me eat it.

Chen Zhuo: What am I not letting you eat

Ji Xiaobei: Spicy hot pot, I want to eat hot pot!

Chen Zhuo: …

Ji Xiaobei: You are not allowed to pretend to be asleep! leave you!

twenty one

Speaking of my sister's wedding day, it was dark when I came home from the wedding. Ji Xiaobei toasted a lot of wine, and when he was half-drunk, he became stupid...

Chen Zhuo led him on the road: little alcoholic.

Ji Xiaobei leaned against him very meekly: Then I can't hug her, I can only help her to toast a little more.

Chen Zhuo pinched his fleshy face: Well, is it hard to drink so much

Ji Xiaobei shook his head and whispered: Chen Zhuo, my sister is very nice. But I'm not good, I didn't hug her when she got married.

In Ji Xiaobei's eyes, everyone is very nice. Chen Zhuo has heard him say many times:

My mom is very nice.

My dad is very nice.

My aunt is very nice.

The salesperson in the supermarket is very nice.

The security at the gate of the community is very good.

The new commentator sister from the cinema is very good.

Chen Zhuo sometimes felt that Ji Xiaobei's heart was made of cotton candy, otherwise how could it be so sweet and so soft.

Just at the entrance of the stairs, he half-squatted down: Didn't I hug you, you and I are counted as one person.

Ji Xiaobei leaned on his back naturally and thought about it: It makes sense, you are my wife anyway.

Chen Zhuogang carried him on his back, thinking that he had heard it wrong: I am... what

Ji Xiaobei wrapped his arms around his neck and muttered: Wife, my sister calls you sister-in-law, you are my wife.

Ji Xiaobei hiccups: Why are you ignoring me!

Chen Zhuo turned him upside down:…

Ji Xiaobei twisted around on his back, urging with a big tongue: Why, why ignore me, ignore me!

Chen Zhuo slapped his ass flap with a slap: You don't care if you move around!

Ji Xiaobei took a sip on his neck: Wife, hehe...

Chen Zhuo was almost out of breath. After five hundred years, without coaxing her husband, it would be better to die...

Going upstairs and returning home, Chen Zhuo found that Ji Xiaobei had fallen asleep in a daze, he unloaded the person directly onto the bed, and then changed him into pajamas. It seemed that he couldn't take a bath today, so Chen Zhuo drank some water and wanted to wipe Ji Xiaobei's body.

As a result, when he came in with the basin in hand, he saw Ji Xiaobei Ka at the edge of the bed, and then rolled over with a bang. Chen Zhuo was frightened to death, but Ji Xiaobei didn't wake up at all, and crawled back to the bed with his hands and feet closed. Chen Zhuo put down his things and walked over, Ji Xiaobei hugged his waist and consciously got into his arms and continued to whimper.

When he woke up the next day, Ji Xiaobei hummed and said that his head hurt.

Chen Zhuo: You were drunk and hit a telephone pole last night.

Ji Xiaobei: ... liar!

twenty two

Today on the winter solstice, Ji Xiaobei connected with Chen Zhuo at noon and asked him whether to eat dumplings or glutinous rice balls on the winter solstice.

Chen Zhuo: I thought they all eat dumplings? And eat dumplings? It's not that you want to eat it yourself, right

Ji Xiaobei: Is it really good or not! Who made it up!

Chen Zhuo: I just ordered a dumpling for you, stuffed with chives and eggs, it should be delivered soon.

Ji Xiaobei: Eat dumplings that night! Bean paste stuffed!

Chen Zhuo: OK, then I'll go to the supermarket to buy it after get off work.

Ji Xiaobei: I want to do it myself.

Chen Zhuo: That's fine, then you are careful with your hands in the kitchen, and you can start a video if you need it.

Ji Xiaobei nodded very obediently.

After going back in the evening, Chen Zhuo found a large pot of gnocchi cooking on the stove. What about the glutinous rice balls

Chen Zhuo: Although the gnocchi is also good, I still want to ask, how about your dumplings

Ji Xiaobei cleared his throat: The thing is like this, I boiled red bean paste in the afternoon...

Chen Zhuo: Then

Ji Xiaobei: Then I took a sip, and it was a bit bland, so I added a spoonful of sugar.

Chen Zhuo: Then

Ji Xiaobei: Then I took another sip, and it was a little weak, so I added another spoonful of sugar.

Chen Zhuo: Then what

Ji Xiaobei: Then I took another bite and added another spoonful of sugar.

Chen Zhuo: …

Ji Xiaobei: Then I accidentally ate all the stuffing, so I could only make gnocchi, hehe.

Chen Zhuo: Okay, then you can say how to solve it now. I thought about it for a day and couldn't eat it.

Ji Xiaobei: I will make a new one for you tomorrow.

Chen Zhuo: No, I will eat it now.

Ji Xiaobei: What if there is no bean paste, I can't change it!

Chen Zhuo threw him directly on the sofa, rolled up the hem of his clothes, and poked his fleshy belly: Who said no, isn't it all here

Ji Xiaobei: Eat me first and then have dinner

Chen Zhuo kissed his navel: Oh, now I have learned to answer quickly.

twenty three

In winter, there are two kinds of sounds most often in the house: one is the sound of snapping, and the other is the scream of Ji Xiaobei.

Ji Xiaobei has his own static electricity, the popping sound is the sound of static electricity, and the scream is the sound of his shock after being electrocuted.

One day the two of them went out to dinner. When going out, when Ji Xiaobei touched the door handle, there was a snap; when he went downstairs, he felt the security door, and it snapped again.

On the bus, he grabbed the handrail at the back door, and was immediately electrocuted, causing him to shrink his hands in a hurry. Chen Zhuo grabbed the crossbar with one hand and hugged him with the other.

Ji Xiaobei was wronged Baba: Why did you call me!

Chen Zhuo said seriously: There must be a reason for this.

Ji Xiaobei tucked his hands into his sleeves: What's the reason

Chen Zhuo cleared his throat: For example, are you... Pikachu

Ji Xiaobei: …

At night, when the two of them sat on the bed, Ji Xiaobei had to do a good job of psychological construction every time he took off his clothes.

Chen Zhuo looked at his frizzy head: Baby, you look like a prosperous boy now.

Ji Xiaobei rolled up the quilt and turned over, his butt facing him: Haha.

The next morning, when Chen Zhuo woke up, Ji Xiaobei said he had something for him.

Chen Zhuo is not too awake yet: What is it

Ji Xiaobei looked excited: spread your hands, hurry up.

Chen Zhuo stretched out his left hand, Ji Xiaobei touched him, and ran away.

Ji Xiaobei was wearing a piece of fleece. He found that this piece of clothing was the most prone to static electricity. When he woke up, he put it on and took it off more than a dozen times, just to give Chen Zhuo a lore.

This snap was particularly loud, and Chen Zhuo was immediately woken up. He took Ji Xiaobei's waist in three steps, caught him, and threw him on the bed.

Ji Xiaobei failed to stand up after a carp hit: Shocked! A handsome and handsome man would do such a thing to a pure and ignorant Pikachu!

Chen Zhuo easily grabbed his moving waist with one hand: I don't think you owe electricity, you owe something else...

Ji Xiaobei pitifully begged for mercy: No! It's morning!

In winter, there are two kinds of sounds most often in the house: one is the sound of snapping, and the other is the scream of Ji Xiaobei.

twenty four

Chen Zhuo has had 120,000 anticipation for Christmas these days, because he found out a week ago that Ji Xiaobei was searching "How to seduce a boyfriend at Christmas".

In the end, it was Christmas Eve, and Ji Xiaobei didn't do anything special. Chen Zhuo was in a hurry: Are you using everything you have learned? ! Come and seduce me? !

He was depressed here, Ji Xiaobei went to the bathroom to take a shower, and halfway through the wash, he shouted: Chen Zhuo, I didn't take any clothes!

Chen Zhuote shouted back shamelessly: Call my husband and I'll get it for you!

Immediately, there was no sound inside. In such a cold day, Chen Zhuo couldn't let him run naked, so he took his pajamas and sent him in: "It's so hard for you to call your husband."

Ji Xiaobei sat in the bathtub and hooked his finger at Chen Zhuo: Come here.

Chen Zhuo rubbed his hands in excitement, is this about to start seducing!

Ji Xiaobei said while making gestures on himself: Actually, I had prepared a Christmas surprise today! I bought a lot of strawberries, just, put one here, put one here, put one here... and you go from here to here to here...

Chen Zhuo has a feeling of missing 100 million: so what about strawberries

Ji Xiaobei: After I came back from shopping for strawberries, I put the shopping bag on the sofa. Then turn around...

Chen Zhuo: Then

Ji Xiaobei: Then I forgot, and then I accidentally flattened the strawberry...

Chen Zhuo: Then

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