Kita: Then the strawberries become strawberry puree...
Chen Zhuo: …
Ji Xiaobei: Then I ate it myself! So no strawberries, just me!
Chen Zhuo: You have eaten all my strawberries and are still so righteous
Ji Xiaobei grabbed some water from the bathtub and scratched his hair. He picked up two tufts of hair and raised two corners: Look! you see me!
Chen Zhuo pretended to be angry: What are you? buffalo
Ji Xiaobei slapped his face: ... it's a reindeer! ! !
Chen Zhuo pondered that it would not be a loss to ride a deer without eating strawberries: Then I am Santa Claus who rides a deer
Ji Xiaobei stuck out his tongue: it's not Santa Claus, it's Santa Claus! Just today!
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On Christmas night, I invited my sister and brother-in-law to eat hot pot. Chen Zhuo asked Ji Xiaobei to wait at home, and Ji Xiaobei wanted to pick him up after school.
It's almost time to get off work, and the rain doesn't mean to stop at all, and it's getting heavier. Chen Zhuo was a little anxious, and hurried off work as soon as it arrived.
When he got downstairs, he saw Ji Xiaobei standing in the middle of the road, holding an umbrella and not daring to walk. The cars in the driveway in front of him and behind him came and went, driving fast, splashing him with water.
Chen Zhuo waited for the lamp and hurried over, grabbed his hand: Didn't I tell you to wait for me across the road!
Ji Xiaobei pursed his lips and lowered his head: halfway through, the lights suddenly changed...
Chen Zhuo took the umbrella: You are like a dirty bag now.
Ji Xiaobei scratched his sleeve: ... Are my clothes dirty
Today, he and Chen Zhuo specially wore a couple's oatmeal coat, specifically to show their affection in front of his sister!
Chen Zhuo: Yes, like a little dirty dog rolling in a mud pond.
Ji Xiaobei: Then what should we do
Chen Zhuo took him to the side of the road and stood still, pressed him into his arms, and rubbed his chest against his chest hard: Okay, now it's a couple's model again.
The first thing my sister said when she saw them was: Which mud pond did you two go to? Roll together
In the evening, Chen Zhuo said that Ji Xiaobei was very dirty today, and he wanted to give him a good bath.
Halfway through the wash, Ji Xiaobei suddenly turned around and said: No, shouldn't I wash my clothes? Why wash me? ?
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Let's go back to the fact that Chen's mother came to visit
Since Chen Zhuo overslept that day and came out of Ji Xiaobei's room, he was caught by his mother, and he was too lazy to restrain himself.
Whoever likes to sleep on the sofa sleeps, anyway, he wants to sleep with his wife.
Chen Zhuo tossed Ji Xiaobei until midnight every day. Chen's mother lives next door, just across a wall, Ji Xiaobei didn't dare to let out the air, and every time he was holding back tears.
Ji Xiaobei was going to be pissed off by him: Try it yourself and see if you can't call it out!
Chen Zhuo hugged him shamelessly: Then you stay with my mother every day during the day, and we only have a little time at night, so I must cherish it
Ji Xiaobei sneered: Chen Zhuo, you even eat mother's vinegar, you are still not human...
Mother Chen stayed for three days and said that she would take Xiaobei back. Chen Zhuo was shocked, he always thought he was joking.
Chen Zhuo: No, my wife, why did you bring it back
Mother Chen: My daughter-in-law, why can't I bring it back
Chen Zhuo decided to carry out a specific analysis from four aspects of clothing, food, housing and transportation.
Chen Zhuo: Mom, in this winter, thick clothes take up space, Beibei has a box, you have a box, you two can't handle it!
Mother Chen: Then don't bring any clothes. I'll take Xiaobei to buy it when I go back.
Ji Xiaobei: It's okay! I can take care of my suitcase!
Chen Zhuo: …
Chen Zhuo: Beibei likes spicy food, but our family has a weak taste. He can't eat it. What should I do if I'm hungry and thin
Mother Chen: I made a special one for him according to his taste, what he wanted to do.
Ji Xiaobei: It’s better to eat lightly. I also feel that sometimes it’s too spicy and my throat hurts.
Chen Zhuo: …
Chen Zhuo: Our house has a high floor, so it's inconvenient for Bei Bei to live here!
Mother Chen: Isn't there an elevator
Ji Xiaobei: Isn't there an elevator
Chen Zhuo: …
Chen Zhuo: Then he is not familiar with the road from our house, so it is not safe to go out!
Mother Chen: I go out with him, how can I let him go out alone!
Ji Xiaobei nodded very obediently: Mmmm, thank you mom!
Chen Zhuo pinched his face: Hey, where are you from
In short, Chen Zhuo was completely defeated, and he was so angry that he had to drive the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to the station the next day. At the ticket gate, Chen's mother dragged the box and said she was leaving.
Chen Zhuo was stunned: Are you going alone
Mother Chen: Xiaobei didn't take her luggage, are you stupid!
Chen Zhuo: Isn't that what you said to buy a new one for your precious daughter-in-law? !
Mother Chen: I want to take people away, but they won't go with me.
Ji Xiaobei was a little embarrassed: Mom, I must go back during the Chinese New Year...
After sending away Chen's mother, Chen Zhuo flicked Ji Xiaobei's forehead: Now you have learned to unite with my mother to bully me
Ji Xiaobei covered his forehead: I am! Take the lead! Get inside!
Chen Zhuo lifted his hand and kissed the place where he had just played: What broke into the interior, I think you were recruited...
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Point stem [parallel world 1]
This week, a non-profit software developer will come to the school to give a small lecture. Ji Xiaobei and his student organization are the contact person, and he was sent to the airport to pick up people.
The senior sent him a photo of the other party, a fat programmer with glasses and a plaid shirt.
He arrived at the airport very early, holding a prepared pick-up sign, looking for a plaid shirt in the crowd.
After a while, a man in a trench coat walked straight towards him. Tall and handsome, Ji Xiaobei swallowed nervously, thinking that this handsome guy should have come to ask for directions.
As a result, the man in the trench coat stood in front of him: Hello, classmate, I am Chen Zhuo, the person in charge of Be Your Eyes. I'm sorry, my colleague suddenly had something to do, so I came here temporarily.
Ji Xiaobei exchanged a few words with him in a confused manner, and regretted it too much in his heart: if he knew this, he should have put a booster pad in his shoes, raised his hair, and come over again, this person is much taller than him...
Two people went to take the subway. At this time, there were too many people on the subway, and the two of them were squeezed into the car almost without touching the ground. Ji Xiaobei was pushed to the very innermost position, and when he raised his head, it just happened to meet... Chen Zhuo's Adam's apple was so close that he felt that if the carriage was shaken, he would stick it on it.
Seeing the Adam's apple rolling up and down a few times: Don't lean against the door, it's not safe.
Ji Xiaobei's face burned unconsciously, he snorted and moved forward a little, but there was nowhere to grab.
Chen Zhuo held the armrest above his head, pulled Ji Xiaobei's hand over, let him grab his upper arm, and made a personal armrest for him.
Ji Xiaobei felt that his height was deeply despised...
The two chatted all the way. Chen Zhuo asked Ji Xiaobei if he had heard of their software before. Ji Xiaobei nodded and said that he had already registered.
Chen Zhuo took out his mobile phone and said: Let's add a friend, what is your ID
Ji Xiaobei looked panicked: Huh
Chen Zhuo: Ask your ID! You won't use it at all, lie to me.
Ji Xiaobei bit the bullet and said: I really registered, that, my ID is, w, o, z...
Chen Zhuo listened to him reporting a long string of English letters, and after losing, he looked at it: wozhendebukeai, I'm really not cute.
... This little boy is so cute, right
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【Parallel World 2】
Ji Xiaobei sent Chen Zhuo to the hotel next to the school, and hurried back to the evening class. I happened to meet my roommate Xiao Wang in the cafeteria, and the two sat down to eat together.
The roommate was gobbling down on the opposite side, Ji Xiaobei was eating and eating, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at his Adam's apple.
Ji Xiaobei: Brother Wang, say a few words.
Xiao Wang: Huh? What to say
Ji Xiaobei: Just say a few words.
This little Wang is from Tianjin. He cleared his throat and said it as soon as he said it: Then let me give you a section of the name of the dish! Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon…
Ji Xiaobei stared at his Adam's apple up and down, thinking that there is nothing to see.
Ji Xiaobei: Brother, let's eat well, don't talk while eating.
Xiao Wang: ... Are you looking for a fight
In the evening of "Situation and Policy", Ji Xiaobei basically sat in the first row of every class, and this day was no exception.
He listened very carefully at first, and then his attention went to the professor's Adam's apple.
He remembered who's Adam's apple turned up and down in front of his eyes, and he seemed to hear the other person's low and pleasant voice again: Don't lean against the door, it's not safe.
Ji Xiaobei felt numb after thinking about it. He held his chin and began to think seriously: It's the same Adam's apple, why is there such a big difference
Perhaps his unfocused and at the same time expression was too sincere, successfully attracting the professor's attention, so the professor and him exchanged many (one-sided) affectionate glances.
The professor was very moved: now many students don't pay attention to lectures in class, they just look down and play with their mobile phones. I haven't met a student who is so devoted in class for a long time.
Ji Xiaobei: sluggish.JPG
Professor: Come on, don't be humble, stand up and let everyone know. Let me explain this to you!
Ji Xiaobei: ? ?
Xueba's life suffered the first rollover in his life.
Lying in bed at night, Ji Xiaobei closed his eyes and heard the words in his ears again: Don't lean against the door, it's not safe.
It's over, I can't sleep. He touched the phone, turned it on, silently opened the Be Your Eyes app, and opened Chen Zhuo's data card.
cz2046, cz is his name Chen Zhuo, is 2046 that movie
Ji Xiaobei stared at the screen in a daze, and suddenly the phone vibrated, causing him to panic, and he didn't know where to press the screen.
I only heard a sound in the receiver