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Ji Xiaobei almost threw the phone out: Ah, sorry! I don't know where I pressed it seems to be connected to a voice call! I'm sorry to bother you so late, I'm really sorry, I don't know where to press...
It took a long time to interrupt him over there: Uh, this unlovable classmate, you didn't click where, this is what I called.
Ji Xiaobei stupidly choked out a tone of voice: ... ah
cz2046 heard his voice and asked: Are you playing games
Ji Xiaobei's three roommates are teaming up to eat chicken: it's my roommate, I won't.
cz2046 oh, it seems to be a pity: I wanted to say whether to play together.
Ji Xiaobei read a passage before: When he was 15 years old, he felt that swimming was difficult, so he gave up swimming. When he was 18, when someone you liked asked you to go swimming, you had to say "I can't".
So the 18-year-old unlovable classmate announced loudly: I can learn!
He regretted it the next second after he finished speaking. He felt that he had been tricked by 2046...
29
Chen Zhuo's hometown is famous as a land of fish and rice. The day before yesterday, Chen's mother sent them a large package of dried shrimps.
Ji Xiaobei has only eaten fresh prawns and dried prawns, but never dried prawns. After tasting it, he found it so delicious that he couldn't stop. In the evening, I made a video with Chen's mother, saying that I had never eaten such a fresh food, and made Chen's mother happy.
At noon the next day, Chen Zhuo and Ji Xiaobei connected and found several pink bumps on his face and neck.
Chen Zhuo: Have you been bitten by a mosquito on your neck? Is it itchy
Ji Xiaobei: Where are the mosquitoes now? It seems a little itchy.
Chen Zhuo: Don't catch it! Are you allergic? … Could it be that the dried shrimp was eaten bad
Ji Xiaobei: Huh
Chen Zhuo: Did you steal it again in the morning
Ji Xiaobei: I don't have any!
Chen Zhuo: Tell the truth!
Ji Xiaobei: …I ate a little.
Chen Zhuo: A lot, right? You are not allowed to eat and hear, and you are not allowed to scratch your body when it itches. I will pick you up after get off work later to take you to the hospital.
Ji Xiaobei: Oh...
When Chen Zhuo went back to take a look, he ate more than half of the big bag of dried shrimp. The culprit was still looking at him innocently, trying to deceive sympathy, and the pink patches on his face were almost like the Big Dipper.
Chen Zhuo: Have you been caught
Ji Xiaobei justified his words and beat him to death without recognizing him.
I went to the hospital to see it, and it was indeed a rash caused by allergies. I put some ointment on it, and Chen Zhuo applied it to his Big Dipper one by one.
Ji Xiaobei: Will there be scars
Chen Zhuo: ... disfigured!
Ji Xiaobei: Liar!
Chen Zhuo put two socks on his very disobedient paw.
Ji Xiaobei: Excuse me, what are you doing
Chen Zhuo: So that you won't catch it again.
Ji Xiaobei: Are these bear socks
Chen Zhuo: At this time, do you still have an air traffic controller? Are you a bear, a puppy, a kitten, and a pig
Ji Xiaobei: I want to ask if you can get a new pair of new ones.
Chen Zhuo: I hate my stinky socks, don't you know that siblings are deeply in love
Ji Xiaobei: …
30
It was very cold today, Ji Xiaobei fell asleep accidentally in the bed in the afternoon.
At half past four, Chen Zhuo called him and asked him what he was doing.
Ji Xiaobei: I'm sleeping, why is it so cold today...
Chen Zhuo: I tell you one thing, don't get excited.
Ji Xiaobei: Huh
Chen Zhuo: Actually, it snowed today.
Ji Xiaobei: Why didn't you tell me earlier! ! !
Chen Zhuo: It's still a lot.
Ji Xiaobei: Why didn't you tell me earlier! ! !
Chen Zhuo: There is a lot of snow on the ground.
Ji Xiaobei: Ah, why didn't you tell me! ! !
Chen Zhuo: I'm afraid you will fall, don't play with the snow and get your clothes wet and catch a cold.
Ji Xiaobei: Why are you like this, I'm not getting along with you! ! !
Chen Zhuo: I went back after get off work to take you out to play.
Ji Xiaobei: The snow has melted, okay
Chen Zhuo: It didn't melt, it was quite thick after a day. You wait for me at home, I'll be off work in half an hour.
As we all know, it is impossible for Ji Xiaobei to be obedient. He jumped up from the bed after hanging up the phone, and rushed downstairs.
As soon as he exited the corridor, he stepped on the snow with a crunch. He walked cautiously to the lawn, squatted down and poked, the snow not only didn't melt, but also a little frozen.
It's all Chen Zhuo's fault for missing the best time to play in the snow!
He nestled there pulling the snow, and after a long time, he finally rolled two hard snowballs, and he stacked the small snowballs on top of the big snowballs.
Suddenly a voice came from behind: I knew you were disobedient!
On the one hand, it is because of a guilty conscience of being a thief, and on the other hand, because the pants are too thick, and the knees are not easy to bend. Chen Zhuo suddenly spoke, and he was so frightened that he staggered forward, and the snowman he finally built up collapsed in an instant.
Ji Xiaobei: ... I'm not getting along with you!
The two played downstairs until more than seven o'clock, and finally Ji Xiaobei was carried back by Chen Zhuo in his arms. Before leaving, he left behind his annual masterpiece, and everyone in the whole building will see the four characters in the snow when they enter and exit the gate: Chen Zhuo is a pig.
He didn't know that when Chen Zhuo went downstairs to take out the garbage, he added a few words: Chen Zhuo's wife is a pig, but Chen Zhuo doesn't dislike him.
31
January 1st was supposed to be a good day to sleep until noon. But at noon, my sister-in-law invited guests and the whole family ate together.
Chen Zhuo started getting Ji Xiaobei up at nine o'clock. Ji Xiaobei slept in the air-conditioned room with a flushed face, like a little pink pig.
Chen Zhuo told him to pretend to be asleep and ignored him. Finally, Chen Zhuo lay on the side to coax him into sleepiness. He hugged Ji Xiaobei and fell asleep. When he woke up again, he looked at the time and it was eleven o'clock.
Ji Xiaobei still refused to get up, Chen Zhuo carried him to the bathroom with one hand and waited on him to brush his teeth and wash his face, Ji Xiaobei didn't bother to open his eyes. His body was awake, but his soul was still asleep, and he let Chen Zhuo help him put on clothes, pants, socks and shoes.
Chen Zhuo locked the door and glanced at Ji Xiaobei to see what he meant.
Chen Zhuo: Hug
Ji Xiaobei: Hug!
And then consciously hung on him like a koala.
Chen Zhuo: Whose little pig is this, so lazy on the first day of the new year
Ji Xiaobei: The murderer actually said such a thing to the victim, hum.
Chen Zhuo: Where did you get hurt
Ji Xiaobei: Ass!
Chen Zhuo: Where? here
Ji Xiaobei: You are so annoying! Don't touch me!
Chen Zhuo: Then you go down.
Ji Xiaobei: Alas, boss Chen Zhuo, bastard, is cheating and cheating. He stabbed people for a whole year, and the next day he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone.
Chen Zhuo imitated his tone and said: You didn't say that in bed yesterday, "Chen Zhuo, don't go out, we'll be doing it for a year at 0:00!"
Ji Xiaobei became angry: I didn't say it!
Chen Zhuo: Oh, that's what Ji Xiaonan, Ji Xiaodong and Ji Xiaoxi said.
The two moved downstairs diligently, and Chen Zhuo opened the security door downstairs, only to find that my aunt was outside the door.
Chen Zhuo blushed: ... Happy New Year, I thought you were waiting at the gate of the community.
Ji Xiaobei jumped off Chen Zhuo's body in fright: Happy New Year's Day!
The aunt smiled awkwardly: I don't know if I'm good or not, I think you two are fine.
So Ji Xiaobei struggled for a whole day, which sentence did my aunt start listening to
32
Ji Xiaobei had a dream, in the dream there was one Ji Xiaonan, one Ji Xiaodong, and one Ji Xiaoxi, but there was only one Chen Zhuo.
Ji Xiaobei went to Chen Zhuo with the book in hand, and asked Chen Zhuo to read to him. This was an appointment they made every day to read together after taking a shower.
Chen Zhuo: But tonight, I have promised to watch a movie with Nannan. Will you come and watch it together
Ji Xiaobei shook his head: I don't want it.
It snowed outside the next day, so he wanted to go downstairs to build a snowman, so he went to find Chen Zhuo.
Chen Zhuo: Today is Xiaoxi's time, can I accompany you tomorrow
Ji Xiaobei: But, the snow will melt tomorrow...
Ji Xiaobei was lying on the bed alone at night, thinking that Chen Zhuo was next door to accompany Ji Xiaodong, he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. He crawled up to get up and decided to go next door to grab Chen Zhuo back.
Here, Chen Zhuo was sleeping soundly, but was woken up by Ji Xiaobei's fisting and kicking.
Half awake, he touched Ji Xiaobei's furry head: Have a nightmare
Ji Xiaobei rubbed his eyes for a long time, and then snorted uncertainly: It's all your fault.
Chen Zhuo held him in his arms: why do you blame me
Ji Xiaobei gave him another punch: Blame what you said during the day, Ji Xiaodong, Northeast, Southwest, Northwest!
Chen Zhuo: Did you dream of playing mahjong in a circle
Ji Xiaobei: ... I dreamed that they all came to snatch you from me.
Chen Zhuo: Let me have such a good dream someday.
Ji Xiaobei was angry: You said that! You don't like me anymore, you don't accompany me to read books, build a snowman with me, watch movies with others, and sleep with others!
Chen Zhuo hurriedly confessed: How can I do it? I'm just your big baby, and I'll definitely love you.
Ji Xiaobei: Hmph.
Chen Zhuo: Dear, I will pay you four times tomorrow night.
Ji Xiaobei: Then I forgive you, it's a small lie... eh? what did you just say
33
Following the dried shrimp, Mother Chen sent another box of fresh crabs. Ji Xiaobei was startled when the courier delivered to the door, and heard a clicking sound in the box.
He called Chen Zhuo: There is a strange courier!
Chen Zhuo remembered that his mother had sent them something: it's a crab, don't move it, I'll get it back after get off work later.
Ji Xiaobei nodded and said yes. After hanging up the phone and thinking about it, he took the box apart, cut the wires, put some water in, and put the crabs in the pool. After doing this, he went back to the room.
After five o'clock, he passed the kitchen and heard the sound of crabs crawling away in the pool. He suddenly had an ominous premonition, touched the crab shell and clicked