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Ji Xiaobei: It's too cold to sleep alone!
Chen Zhuo: Okay, I'll give you a task, wake me up when it's time tomorrow, this cold medicine is too hypnotic.
Ji Xiaobei: Obey!
The next day, Ji Xiaobei got up early in the morning, went to make breakfast, then ran back and jumped into bed, laying on Chen Zhuo's side and poking his arm.
Ji Xiaobei: Wake up, Chen Zhuo.
Chen Zhuo didn't move, Ji Xiaobei leaned over and kissed him on the lips: The prince kissed Snow White, and Snow White spat out a poisoned apple, and she wanted to show her love to the prince!
Chen Zhuo still didn't move, Ji Xiaobei lowered his head and kissed him again: The prince kissed Sleeping Beauty, using the kiss of true love to break the spell of sleeping, and Sleeping Beauty decided to promise her!
Chen Zhuo still didn't move, Ji Xiaobei stretched his legs and rode on his waist, and kissed him again: the prince kissed the frog...
As soon as the voice fell, he was pushed back on the bed in the next second, unable to move.
Chen Zhuo: Who do the little rascals call frogs
Ji Xiaobei: Who made you pretend to be asleep! snort!
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When the two of them chatted under the quilt for the first time, they discovered a huge cultural difference in sleeping between them.
Chen Zhuo was shocked that Ji Xiaobei had to wear socks when sleeping. He felt that no one in this world wore socks to sleep.
Chen Zhuo: I don't think you can wear socks to bed.
Ji Xiaobei: Why can't you wear socks! You can wear clothes when you sleep, why can't you wear your feet
It was the first time that Chen Zhuo heard someone refer to wearing socks as "wearing clothes on the feet". What is this little brain thinking about every day
Chen Zhuo: Uh, to tell you the truth, I don't have any clothes on now...
Ji Xiaobei: Really or not
Chen Zhuo: Really, why don't you touch it
Ji Xiaobei quickly rolled twice and hid beside the bed: No, I don't want to touch it!
In the end, the two decided to compromise for love, and each took a step back. Chen Zhuo put on his clothes and Ji Xiaobei took off his socks. When he fell asleep, Ji Xiaobei grunted twice and turned back, his feet were cold, so he found a heat source and put it on Chen Zhuo, no wonder he had to wear socks to sleep.
Later, Ji Xiaobei didn't wear socks when he slept. After all, no matter how cold the weather was, someone would cover him. Chen Zhuo continued to sleep without clothes. After all, they didn't have a few days to chat with a quilt.
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The two of them went out to play all day on the weekend, and their legs were weak.
When he arrived at the gate of the community, Ji Xiaobei started to be rude: he didn't want to leave...
Chen Zhuo: I'll be home in a few steps, baby.
Ji Xiaobei: I can't walk anymore!
Chen Zhuo: Do you want to hug or back
Ji Xiaobei: Back up!
After he finished speaking, he wrapped Chen Zhuo's neck and jumped on his back. Chen Zhuo pumped his butt, and Ji Xiaobei let out an exaggerated scream.
Walking downstairs, Chen Zhuo suddenly stopped.
Ji Xiaobei: What happened
Chen Zhuo: The lights in the corridor are off, so I can't see the road. Turn on the flashlight on your phone.
Ji Xiaobei: Why isn't this light on? Isn't it voice controlled
Chen Zhuo: Then try it.
Ji Xiaobei cleared his throat: Lumos!
He waved his hand forward and tapped the back of Chen Zhuo's head.
Chen Zhuo: Your voice control still has action
Ji Xiaobei: This is the glowing spell in Harry Potter! Is it bright
Chen Zhuo: No light.
Ji Xiaobei: Then I'll change it. Mmmm... sesame lights up! Is it bright
Chen Zhuo: No light.
Ji Xiaobei: Then sing a song, we are the successors of communism, is it bright
Chen Zhuo: No.
Ji Xiaobei: Unity is strength, unity is strength, is it bright
Chen Zhuo: You should take your mobile phone and turn on the flashlight.
The two were arguing when a voice suddenly came from beside him, and Ji Xiaobei heard that it was Aunt Xu downstairs.
Aunt Xu: Xiaoji is in such a good mood, she is still singing tonight.
Ji Xiaobei blushed and greeted Aunt Xu embarrassedly, and when he walked away, he closed his hands, choking his husband's fate.
Ji Xiaobei: Big liar! The lights must have been on!
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Speaking of this Aunt Xu, there is a story here. Aunt Xu's husband and daughter both work in other places. She lives alone. Sometimes it's inconvenient to change a light bulb or move something at home. Sometimes Chen Zhuo would take the initiative to help out, and Aunt Xu, who had been going back and forth, became interested in this young man.
Once Ji Xiaobei met Aunt Xu in the corridor and was stopped.
Aunt Xu: Xiaoji, Auntie has something I want to ask you, a personal question about your brother...
Aunt Xu always thought they were cousins, and they didn't explain it. One was that it was unnecessary, and the other was that they were afraid of causing trouble.
Ji Xiaobei was stunned for a moment: Huh
Aunt Xu: It's your brother's personal problem! Shouldn't he be friends yet? I don't see any girls ever coming.
Ji Xiaobei: He... doesn't have a girlfriend.
Aunt Xu: That's right! My daughter is one or two years apart from him, and will return to work here in the second half of the year! I see that the two people are very compatible in appearance, personality, education, etc. Let's see when your brother is free and meet.
Ji Xiaobei said urgently: No!
Aunt Xu: Why not? Didn't you just say that your brother didn't talk about friends!
Ji Xiaobei: He... He doesn't have a girlfriend, but, but he has a wife! in our hometown!
Aunt Xu: At home? No wonder I haven't seen it!
Ji Xiaobei nodded vigorously: Yes, yes, and my sister-in-law is very fierce, and my brother is a strict wife! Also, and their children will be playing soy sauce!
After speaking, there is no silver here and three hundred taels to add: It is absolutely true! Do not lie to you!
After get off work, Chen Zhuo met Aunt Xu downstairs.
Aunt Xu: Xiao Chen, I haven't seen that you are married and have children in your hometown, right? how old are you? Is the son still a thousand gold? Did you go to school
Chen Zhuo: ? ?
Chen Zhuo came home: I heard that someone added a wife and a baby to my hometown today
Ji Xiaobei: I haven't pursued you yet! I almost replaced my son-in-law with a light bulb! snort!
42
Ji Xiaobei encountered the first waterloo in his life, in front of Chen Zhuo's niece.
As I said before, that little girl is also called Beibei, she is white and chubby, her arms are round like lotus knots, and she is soft in her arms.
Ji Xiaobei liked her very much, but the little girl refused to call anyone.
Ji Xiaobei: Why didn't she call me
Chen Zhuo: Is it possible that Beibei repelled each other
Ji Xiaobei: ... Oh.
Even so, Ji Xiaobei did not give up, and made a lot of efforts to win the favor of children.
He investigated a cartoon that little girl likes to watch called "Little Column under the Sea", so he pestered Chen Zhuo to watch more than 100 episodes with him, and recognized every character in it. Then I bought a complete set of toys, and researched them at home for a week. As soon as I touched them, I could tell which one was which. I went to the little girl to play on the weekend, but to no avail.
He was willing to be a model for the little girl, and let her put on a rabbit ear headband, little butterfly wings on her back, and a pink fairy stick in her hand. Cooperated with the performance for a whole day, but failed.
He also took the initiative to let the little girl ride a horse instead of Chen Zhuo, saying that he would not go to the west, and worked hard all night, but still failed.
Ji Xiaobei had no choice, he said helplessly to Chen Zhuo, "Please help me ask, why didn't Beibei call me!" She clearly likes me!
Chen Zhuo: Little princess, why don't you call someone? Uncle Xiaobei is going to be sad!
Bebe: Liar! He's not an uncle at all! He is brother!
Chen Zhuo: …
Ji Xiaobei: ? ?
43
On weekends, the two of them go to the next city to play, and go out to hot springs at night.
Ji Xiaobei was still a little scared in an unfamiliar place, clutching Chen Zhuo's hand tightly and following behind him.
Chen Zhuo went down and tried the water temperature: fortunately, it's not very hot, you need to get used to it first.
Ji Xiaobei sat on the edge of the pool and carefully put his legs into the water.
Chen Zhuo saw his white calf soaked in hot water becoming more and more pink: This leg is half cooked and can be eaten...
Ji Xiaobei shook his leg and kicked him: Don't keep looking at me!
Chen Zhuo snorted and pretended to walk away: OK, OK, then don't look at it.
Ji Xiaobei sat on the side for a while, and his upper body was a little cold. He supported the edge of the pool with both hands, stretched his legs down, and quickly retracted. He didn't know how deep the water was, and he didn't dare to think about it.
Ji Xiaobei: Chen Zhuo…
Not answered.
Ji Xiaobei asked again: Chen Zhuo, are you there
Still no answer.
Ji Xiaobei was a little panicked, and the next second someone wrapped his waist and took him into the water. Ji Xiaobei hugged the man's neck in a panic, his heart beating wildly with fright.
Chen Zhuo wrapped one hand around his waist, but deliberately did not hug him tightly or firmly. So Ji Xiaobei had no choice but to hang him by the neck to prevent himself from falling, but his whole body still slipped down little by little.
Chen Zhuo also deliberately said: How slippery are you like a little loach.
Ji Xiaobei took a big bite on his neck: You are like a loach!
He thought that Chen Zhuo couldn't really let him fall, so he simply gave up struggling and slipped to the end, leaving only his head on the water. After a while, even his face was steamed pink by the heat.
Chen Zhuo: It's fully cooked, this time I can really eat it.
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Ji Xiaobei developed two oral ulcers, but he was a master of art and daring, Chen Zhuo worked overtime and he slipped out to find his sister to eat hot pot, which must be hot pot, very spicy, red and black.
So when Chen Zhuo came back, he was already in pain when he swallowed, he didn't want to say anything, he could only nod and shake his head.
He didn't admit it at first, and Chen Zhuo pointed to his coat hanging behind the door: "Smell it yourself, you can smell it from ten miles away!"
Ji Xiaobei jumped over and murmured with a big tongue: Is it true or false? Let me smell... it smells good!
Chen Zhuo squeezed his chin and asked him to open his mouth: Are you trying to piss me off? ? ? let me see.
Ji Xiaobei fell