Chen Zhuo: Yogurt
Ji Xiaobei was a little embarrassed: No... It's the little one that I drank last time at Bei Bei's house. Do you know what kind of milk it is
Chen Zhuo took a closer look at the contents of the shopping cart, and it seemed that they had all eaten at Beibei's house. It's been half a month since I dared to love, Ji Xiaobei is still obsessed with the snacks of the three and a half year old children...
After paying the bill, Chen Zhuo carried three big bags of food in one hand and his pig in the other.
Chen Zhuo: Do you know what kind of milk you want to drink
Ji Xiaobei: I don't know...
Chen Zhuo: QQ star, children, growth, milk.
Ji Xiaobei: ... Oh.
When he got home, Chen Zhuo remembered the original intention of going to the supermarket - he didn't buy the battery, Ji Xiaobei said it didn't matter, he bought everything he wanted to buy anyway.
50
Chen Zhuo made a lot of preparations to bring Ji Xiaobei home during the Chinese New Year. He was not very relieved when he thought that during the Spring Festival travel period, the station and the bus would definitely be crowded with people. He bought a children's anti-lost leash on the Internet, which is the kind of two bracelets with a spring rope connected in the middle.
When Ji Xiaobei got the courier, he didn't find out what it was, but he didn't want to ask Chen Zhuo, so he went to BYE and called for help. They told him that it was for children, and he was afraid that children and adults would be there. If you go to a crowded place, you will get scattered.
Ji Xiaobei was not happy, and asked Chen Zhuo at dinner: I don't want to wear this, why are you sneaking away from me? I think you are humiliating me! I'm going to tell mom!
Chen Zhuo's mind turned very fast: It's like this, the effect of force is mutual, it doesn't have to be me slipping you, it can also be you slipping me.
Ji Xiaobei thought about it for a while, it seemed to be the case.
It was almost ten o'clock, and it was getting dark early. Ji Xiaobei suddenly said that he was going out for a walk.
Chen Zhuo: ? ?
Then, seeing Ji Xiaobei take out the leash, tie both ends, and drag him out together. Although there were street lights on the road, it was dim and dark after all, and Chen Zhuo couldn't walk fast, and was dragged by Ji Xiaobei and slipped all the way.
For three days in a row, Chen Zhuo said angrily: Can you stop humiliating me
Ji Xiaobei was arrogant and arrogant: I bought this thing, I have to make it work, otherwise it would not be a waste!
Chen Zhuo: Oh, what you said, remember what you said.
After returning home, Chen Zhuo untied his wristband and tied it directly to the bedpost.
Ji Xiaobei is stupid: I was wrong... Husband!
Chen Zhuo: It's useless, it's useless to call it today.
51
At the end of the year, Chen Zhuo didn't get off work for several days in a row, but Ji Xiaobei didn't ask him why he got off work so late.
Chen Zhuo first made a side-by-side attack: I'm so busy at the end of the year.
Ji Xiaobei: Yes, you come back late every day.
Chen Zhuo: Why don't you ask me why I came back so late.
Ji Xiaobei: Then why did you come back so late
Chen Zhuo: … At the annual meeting at the end of the month, the department will rehearse the program and dance.
Ji Xiaobei: Then come on!
Chen Zhuo: …
A few days later, Chen Zhuo couldn't help but mention it again.
Chen Zhuo: Why don't you care about how I dance
Ji Xiaobei: So how are you dancing
Chen Zhuo: I cooperated well with my partner.
Ji Xiaobei: Huh? And a partner? I thought you guys were square dancing.
Chen Zhuo added fuel to the jealousy and said: No, the kind of a man and a woman, the kind with arms around the waist and shoulders.
Ji Xiaobei: Oh...
Chen Zhuo: You're done in one go? Not a little jealous
Ji Xiaobei: After I met your classmate last time, I thought about it a lot! You don't like girls, why should I be jealous
Clearly organized and logically rigorous, Chen Zhuo was almost persuaded.
So after a few days, he changed his rhetoric.
Chen Zhuo: The program of our annual meeting was changed, and it became a man dancing with a man.
Ji Xiaobei: Huh? Male and male? Should you put your arms around your waist
Chen Zhuo: Yes.
Ji Xiaobei was a little anxious: Then... Then is your partner handsome
Chen Zhuo: Handsome, I didn't know him very well before, but I only became acquainted with him in the past few days.
Ji Xiaobei: Oh...
When Chen Zhuo came into the house after brushing his teeth at night, Ji Xiaobei was already asleep. Chen Zhuo sat down beside the bed, Ji Xiaobei half-awake said something in a dream: Is he really handsome
Chen Zhuole is dead, how can some people not be jealous when awake, but jealous in a dream: I'm not as handsome as you, don't worry.
After listening to him, Ji Xiaobei immediately turned over and fell asleep with contentment...
52
When Ji Xiaobei lived alone, volunteers in the community would come to his house on a regular basis to help him solve some problems that he could not solve by himself, such as cutting his nails.
Later, after he and Chen Zhuo moved to the new community, because Chen Zhuo took care of them, they did not go to the community to register for convenience services. I didn't feel anything at first, but after a while, the nails slowly grew, but Ji Xiaobei was embarrassed to tell Chen Zhuo.
He called his sister-in-law for help, and made an appointment for Chen Zhuo to work. Unexpectedly, my aunt was not at home for the whole week, not to mention that my aunt had already called Chen Zhuo and assigned him a task.
In fact, Chen Zhuo couldn't understand why Ji Xiaobei chose not to ask him for help directly.
So Chen Zhuo deliberately didn't take the initiative to say it after he went back, and asked first: Do you have anything to tell me
Ji Xiaobei shook his head: No...
It was like this for three days in a row, and when he was sleeping, Ji Xiaobei's little paws scratched Chen Zhuo's back. On the fourth day, Ji Xiaobei accidentally grabbed Dao Dao on his arm.
So Chen Zhuo decided to enforce it, grabbed his two wrists and pressed him into his arms, cutting his nails. Ji Xiaobei's fingernails are small and round, and each finger has a small sun.
Chen Zhuo grabbed his hand: next time you call me directly, I will go all the way to cut my nails and trouble my aunt to run. Are you ashamed
Ji Xiaobei scratched in his palm: I would be ashamed to ask you to cut.
Chen Zhuo cut one for him and kissed him on the tip of his finger: don't be ashamed, be good.
53
【What kind of experience is it that your boyfriend can act like a spoiled child? 】
Thank you. A lot of people asked me to answer this question, and to be honest I thought about it for a long time. How should I put it, I thought he likes to act like a spoiled child at first, but then I found out that he is so soft when he talks to anyone, and he is not acting like a spoiled child at all.
Very sad, you know! Because this means that he will act spoiled to the auntie next door downstairs, act spoiled to the security guard at the gate of the community, act spoiled to my colleague, act spoiled to the elder sister who ordered the milk tea shop...
So this question, it is difficult for me to answer, it is better to share a story of his persecution.
We had a fight last week. The reason for the fight was that he got hot cooking. For some reason, I didn't want him to be busy in the kitchen when he was home alone, but he wouldn't listen, so we had a fight.
He swears to God that he will be a pig if he ignores me today. I said okay, whoever speaks first is a pig, but he couldn't hold back until nine o'clock.
I was sitting on the couch watching TV, and he squeezed a head through my arms at a tricky angle.
He reached out and touched my face, and I deliberately ignored him.
He touched my neck down, but I still didn't move.
He touched my chest again, and I continued to stretch.
Then he touched all the way down...
I took a deep breath and grabbed his wrist: What time is it to be a hooligan
He said innocently: You speak first, you are a pig!
I gestured to his palm: what do you want
He continued to play innocent: I found the hottest place to warm my hands.
The dialect of his hometown loves to say rhetorical words. He usually talks like this, which is so cute and bubbling, such as crab shells and crab legs. But I have a reasonable suspicion that this warmer was intentional.
So I kindly used this hottest place to warm him up.
54
【What kind of experience does your boyfriend like to kiss so much? 】
Uninvited. To be honest, there is a kinky monster at home.
Because I was seven and a half years older than him, the opportunity to meet him at first was a bit similar to online dating, so when I first established a relationship, I always (pretended) very reserved, afraid that I would scare the children.
Falling in love is like a junior high school student's puppy love. When I held his hand, I asked if I could hold him. He said inexplicably why not. Are you a primary school student? I am speechless...
The first kiss was also proposed by him. This was the first time that the kiss monster had revealed his true nature in front of me. He really likes kissing very much. He needs to kiss every day when he wakes up, kisses when he sleeps, kisses before I go to work, and when I come home from get off work, the first thing he does is to kiss me.
For a while, kiss became the common currency in the family. At that time, he had just learned to cook, and he boiled a large pot of seafood porridge and sold it to me for four kisses. After having a good time, he started blocking the door of the bathroom, charging three kisses to buy road money; hiding my mobile phone charger, five kisses would give it to me; brushing my teeth and washing my face, and charging ten kisses for the service fee…
My first business trip and I've been video chatting with him at night. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, but he still refused to hang up. After finally coaxing him to sleep, he said he wanted a good night kiss.
I kissed the camera and he asked me if I kissed? I said kiss. He said why your relatives are silent, don't count, come again. I was a little embarrassed and kissed the camera again, and he said it was too light to hear. After repeating this four or five times, he was finally satisfied. As a result, after saying goodnight to me one second ago, the next second I fell asleep with my head tilted...
Alas, who can withstand this, you will be squeezed out by the relatives one day.
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When Ji Xiaobei had a candid relationship with his sister-in-law, the family was most excited about his sister, who dragged him to ask about their love story, and even gave Ji Xiaobei a big gift bag, saying it was a wedding gift.
Ji Xiaobei touched the bag and it was very tight. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to put it back together, so he thought about waiting.