Chen Zhuo came back and dismantled it together.
Ji Xiaobei: My sister gave it to us, take it apart and see!
The packaging was very tight. Chen Zhuo disassembled it for a long time and found that there was a whole set of such supplies in it, everything from lubrication to... gluteal membrane? ?
Are girls so open these days...
Ji Xiaobei scratched his arm: what is it
Chen Zhuo cleared his throat awkwardly: tie, tie clip and cufflinks.
He felt that if he told the truth, Ji Xiaobei would be ashamed, so he lied casually and quickly closed the box.
Ji Xiaobei believed it to be true: Oh, it's quite formal, but it's not very useful.
This happened just like that. After more than a month, Ji Xiaobei and his sister sneaked out to eat hot pot.
The younger sister looked expectantly: Brother, have you used the gift I gave you last time? how do you feel
In fact, Chen Zhuo rarely wears a suit to work, but if it is said that he has never used a suit, it is not very good, after all, his sister's heart is full of love.
So Ji Xiaobei answered seriously: Actually, I don't need it anymore, it's all Chen Zhuo who uses it, and he asked me to thank you very much, saying that he likes it very much.
The younger sister was so startled that the fish balls she had just picked up rolled to the ground, and she was in awe of his brother's small arms and legs.
For a long time later, my sister had a huge misunderstanding of them both. After each meeting, Chen Zhuo was very depressed, and felt that the eyes his sister looked at him were full of... love
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After Chen Zhuo washed the dishes, he saw Ji Xiaobei sitting on the sofa with one hand in his pajamas moving around.
Chen Zhuo frowned: What are you doing
Ji Xiaobei pulled out his hand with a slap: "Nothing, nothing...
The two were reading together, and when Chen Zhuo was turning the page, Yu Guang saw Ji Xiaobei's hand reaching into his pants again.
Chen Zhuo asked him: What are your hands doing
Ji Xiaobei blushed: No, you read it wrong.
When he came out of the shower, Chen Zhuo caught Ji Xiaobei rolling on the bed by himself and making small movements. If Ji Xiaobei was... , it would be contempt and insult to him!
Chen Zhuo grabbed his wrist and took off his trousers easily, and then saw that Ji Xiaobei had two connected blisters on his thigh.
Chen Zhuo: How did you do it? Does it hurt
Ji Xiaobei: Hot water bottle…
Chen Zhuo was relieved that a child was sensible: Then why didn't you tell me, did you secretly apply medicine at night
Ji Xiaobei shook his head: Look!
He poked the blister on the left with his finger, and the water in it gushed to the right, and then poked the right one, and the water gushed to the left again.
Chen Zhuo slapped the back of his hand mercilessly: Is this a toy? Are you going to iron it again tomorrow to make up four cans
In the end, Ji Xiaobei was forced to lie on the bed in a Taizi shape, and Chen Zhuo helped him apply ointment. This posture is too shameful, Ji Xiaobei tried to put his legs away several times, but Chen Zhuo pushed him back.
Chen Zhuo: I'll use the leash for messing around again!
Ji Xiaobei: ... Oh.
Chen Zhuo: You are not allowed to get up here. I will apply ointment to you seriously. What are you thinking about in your head
Ji Xiaobei: You are unreasonable! If I don't get up, I'll be broken, okay? ! !
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In the evening, Chen Zhuo's company held an annual meeting, and he didn't go home for dinner. Ji Xiaobei was wronged at home alone and wanted to find someone to play with.
He called his favorite sister and said, let's go to a horror movie! My sister said that she is dating her boyfriend, and she will meet again tomorrow.
He called his sister and said let's go eat hot pot! My treat! My sister said that I had eaten at noon, and I will eat it next time.
He called his aunt and said, aunt, have you eaten yet? Aunt said that she had finished eating, and your uncle was washing the dishes. What's the matter? you haven't eaten yet? Ji Xiaobei was afraid to trouble her aunt, so she quickly said no.
After hanging up the phone, he went downstairs to throw garbage, and the door slammed shut. Ji Xiaobei was stunned for three seconds, and realized that he didn't have the key. He sat downstairs on the edge of the flower bed for a while when he heard the sound of a motorcycle. The man rang the doorbell of unknown number, but no one opened the door for him. Ji Xiaobei asked him who he was looking for, and it turned out that Chen Zhuo ordered takeaway for him.
So Ji Xiaobei was messy in the wind while holding a bowl of rice...
It happened that the security guard came to patrol. The security guard knew him and asked him why he was standing at the door. Ji Xiaobei: I forgot to bring the key when I came out to take out the garbage.
Security brother: Then let me help you contact your family.
Ji Xiaobei: No, no, he has something to do tonight.
In the end, the security guard brought Ji Xiaobei back to the security pavilion. Ji Xiaobei ate the meal warmly and listened to the cross talk with the security guard. At eight o'clock, he went back with the empty box he had eaten.
As soon as Chen Zhuo came back, he was stopped by the security guard.
Big security guard: Xiao Ji shut himself out at night, I let him stay with me for a while, just go back, go and open the door for him.
Chen Zhuo hurried over and saw Ji Xiaobei sitting next to the flower bed downstairs with his lunch box in his arms.
Ji Xiaobei could recognize him by the sound of his footsteps: why did you come back
Chen Zhuo deliberately asked him: What are you doing downstairs
Ji Xiaobei flattened his mouth: I went downstairs to throw garbage without a key. But I dare not call you because you are having an annual meeting. You're dancing with your handsome male colleague, and I'm sitting downstairs eating takeout by myself with the cold wind blowing.
Chen Zhuo took the empty lunch box in his hand as evidence and threw it away, hugged him and kneaded: "Poor little brother, hug me.
Actually a liar.
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[Does love really make people stupid? 】
Seeing this question reminds me of two small things. Once I went to the mall with my children and went to the bathroom in the middle. When I came out, I saw him playing with the hand dryer.
When the hand dryer is turned on, there will be a loud bang, and he is a little scared, but he really wants to play. After probing for a long time there, the machine shrank in fright as soon as it started.
I scratched my heart like a kitten, and a week later I got a hand dryer at home.
The kid asked me why I bought this? I said that I saw you having a good time that day, so I wanted to pretend to play every day for you.
He immediately became anxious: that day I was waiting for you to be too bored to play casually, and I don't need this at home! Why are you spending money indiscriminately! I'm going to tell mom!
He was right, and the number of times he used this machine was counted with two hands.
When I carried him home for the first time, he was very obedient, hugging my neck and leaning on my back obediently.
I asked him why he was so quiet and didn't speak? He said that he remembered that when he was very young, a family of three went to the zoo to play, and his father held him on his shoulders so high that no other children could see it, only he could see it.
I said I can lift you that high now, why don't you try? He said that now I can't see it even if I lift it up.
I found myself saying the wrong thing, I was always stupid in front of him. I didn't expect him to have the second half of the sentence: but I still want you to lift me...
He's so nice, you know.
I don't know what other people are like in love. I seem to turn into a fool who talks and does things stupidly whenever I run into him.
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[Does love really make people stupid? 】
Supplement: Yesterday someone asked if the child has become stupid for love? I think there is!
His ears are so good that he can recognize me at the sound of footsteps. Sometimes when I make an appointment to meet, he will immediately run over when he hears my footsteps.
Every time I say you don't run, walk slowly. He doesn't listen to me. Once I said to him: When you run, your hair on both sides will be tossed by the wind, like two pig ears, a bit silly. He was furious: you are like pig ears! ! ! Before going to bed, he sullenly arched into my arms and asked me: Does running really look like pig ears
I'm very relieved, the deterrent effect is there, I thought it was a success this time, but I didn't expect that his solution was to use his two hands to press the hair on both sides? ? ? The first time I saw him trotting towards me with his head in his hands, I was really... stunned. I didn't know what was going on in his little head every day.
In fact, in order to answer this question, I didn't sleep well last night. I thought about the stupid things that children did all night, and I came up with such a thing when I wanted to break my head.
But I don't think this proves that he didn't become stupid because of love, it only proves that I am really stupid. In my eyes, he is the smartest pig in the world even if he is a pig. He can't be stupid!
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As the Spring Festival is approaching, the two of them will not spend the New Year at home here, so they don't need to buy New Year's goods, but they have to go back to Chen Zhuo's house.
In the evening, Chen Zhuo came out of the shower and saw Ji Xiaobei lying on the bed, his calf dangling, and the coral fleece trousers slipped to the bend of his knees.
Hearing Chen Zhuo come out, Ji Xiaobei raised his head with his chin in both hands: Chen Zhuo, what do mom and dad like
Chen Zhuo went around behind him and scratched the soles of his feet: What do you like
Ji Xiaobei immediately shrank his feet and twisted around, twisting himself into a twist: Let's bring something back for the new year.
Chen Zhuo thought about it: You don't need to bring anything specially.
Ji Xiaobei asked again: Then what did you bring
Chen Zhuo: Just bring me.
Ji Xiaobei: …
Chen Zhuo: I'll take you with me this year.
Ji Xiaobei: …
Chen Zhuo: I don't think I have anything to buy. My mother likes you. It's enough to take you back.
That being said, Ji Xiaobei started buying specialty products the next day, and new things were moved to the house every day.
Chen Zhuo was a little anxious: stop, there is no room for a box...
After a few days of stability, Chen Zhuo saw many large and small boxes after get off work, some of which looked very precious.
Chen Zhuo was shocked: what is this for? Moving
Ji Xiaobei pointed to these things and told him: She chose my sister-in-law to come here today. She said that it was the first time she came to the house, and she could not embarrass the old Ji family. These were all dowry gifts.
Chen Zhuo: What's not to be ashamed of... Wait a minute