,what did you just say
Ji Xiaobei: Auntie came over today...
Chen Zhuo: No, the last two words!
Ji Xiaobei: Dowry!
Chen Zhuo: …
Ji Xiaobei: Is there any problem
Chen Zhuo: I dare not have, I dare not have...
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The two quarreled, and no one wanted to talk to each other after the quarrel. Ji Xiaobei silently went into the bathroom to take a shower.
Chen Zhuo ignored him, took his clothes and went in to take a shower. The bathroom was steaming hot. He walked into the shower and saw a line of words written on the foggy glass door.
But the water mist on it was a little bit blurred, making the typeface blurry, and I could barely make out the last four words: I love you. Chen Zhuo looked at it for a while. The last stroke of the first word seemed to be a slap. He studied the context for a long time and felt that it should be "the most".
I like you the most.
His wife is too cute, she's begging for mercy by turning the corner. Chen Zhuo felt at ease, hummed and quickly finished taking a shower, and ran into the bedroom without drying his hair.
When Ji Xiaobei heard the sound, he immediately turned his head alertly.
Ji Xiaobei was angry: What are you doing!
The more Chen Zhuo looked at him, the more he liked it: stop quarreling, make up.
Ji Xiaobei kicked him: "Why do you make peace when you say reconciliation!"
Chen Zhuo held his face, pushed him in with both hands, pinched him into a small mouth, and leaned in and kissed him two big mouths.
Ji Xiaobei kicked him again through the quilt. Is Chen Zhuo out of his mind? He wrote "I don't like you anymore" on the glass. He was going to wait for him to come out of the shower to fight for the second round. All right! ! !
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Isn't Ji Xiaobei's leg scalded by a hot water bottle, and every night Chen Zhuo grabs him on the bed and applies scalding medicine to him.
However, Ji Xiaobei played with blisters for a day before, and the blisters subsided, leaving a scar in the shape of a second tube, so after applying the scalding medicine, he applied the scar cream.
In the evening, Ji Xiaobei lay reluctantly on the bed, and Chen Zhuo put one hand around his ankle and rubbed the ointment with the other. Ji Xiaobei twisted and turned uncooperative, Chen Zhuo tied one of his hands to the bed, and then remembered the cat sterilization picture he saw on the Internet, the whole cat was pulled into a long cat cake, and he was alone Secretly had fun.
Ji Xiaobei's lower body was naked, he was a knife and I was a fish, and he laughed so hard: What are you laughing at!
Chen Zhuo cleared his throat: I didn't laugh.
Just as Ji Xiaobei's phone rang, Chen Zhuo pressed the answer and gave it to him: Auntie's phone.
Ji Xiaobei took the phone: Hello, auntie
My sister-in-law, as always, said: I remembered a few things, and I was afraid that I would forget them when I fell asleep, so I quickly called and told you!
Sister-in-law: The day after tomorrow, you have to follow Xiao Chen, don't run around, don't get lost, there are a lot of people at the train station these days.
Ji Xiaobei: Mmmm.
Chen Zhuo unscrewed the cover of the scar spirit and began to apply medicine to Ji Xiaobei's thigh.
Sister-in-law: Also, bring all the things I prepared for you. Don't forget, they were specially chosen by me and your uncle.
Ji Xiaobei: Hmm...
Chen Zhuo's hand was hot, and the ointment was cold.
Sister-in-law: Do you have to be polite when you go to Xiao Chen's house? Be generous, don't lose face to our family.
Ji Xiaobei: ... um.
Chen Zhuo's fingers began to slowly draw circles on the second tube.
Sister-in-law: Oh, I really don't worry about you going away, so anxious that you can't sleep well.
Ji Xiaobei: Don't worry, auntie, haha...
Chen Zhuo pinched his fleshy thighs maliciously.
Sister-in-law: What have you been humming
Ji Xiaobei held down the microphone:…
My sister-in-law figured it out: ... Alas, today's young people! I don't bother you anymore, I'll talk to you tomorrow and during the day!
Ji Xiaobei was ashamed and angry: Auntie is not what you think, please listen to me...
Before he could finish speaking, the other end hung up.
Ji Xiaobei "glared" at Chen Zhuo: You ruin my reputation! Lose money!
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Ji Xiaobei felt that Chen Zhuo's eyes were too bad, and he had to go and get rid of it.
For the first time, when he sat on the sofa, Chen Zhuo came out of the bathroom.
Chen Zhuo: Beibei? What about people
Ji Xiaobei: I'm here...
Chen Zhuo: ... Oh, I didn't see it just now.
The second time, he was lying on the sofa, and Chen Zhuo went home and looked for it again.
Chen Zhuo: Daughter-in-law! babe!
Ji Xiaobei: ? ?
Chen Zhuo: What about people...
Ji Xiaobei: I'm right here!
Chen Zhuo: Uh...
The third time, he was lying on the sofa, and Chen Zhuo started to look for him again.
Chen Zhuo: Babe! Ji Xiaobei!
Ji Xiaobei: Me! exist! This! inside! (super loud)
Chen Zhuo: ... Oh.
Ji Xiaobei: What's the matter with you, my friend? I didn't know and thought you were my patient...
Chen Zhuo himself felt quite speechless. After researching for a long time, he finally found the source of the problem: Ji Xiaobei's pajamas and sofa are of the same color.
Ji Xiaobei didn't turn on the lights when he was alone. Such a small person, sitting cross-legged like a pillow, lying there like a blanket, couldn't see anyone.
The next day, Chen Zhuo went to the shopping mall to buy a very festive set of large-flowered cotton-padded jackets, and went back and stuffed them with Ji Xiaobei.
Ji Xiaobei was dumbfounded: What is this
Chen Zhuo moved out of his mother: The new pajamas that my mother bought for you, put them on quickly!
Ji Xiaobei snorted, and Ma Liu put it on: Does it look good
Chen Zhuo praised him solemnly: It's beautiful! Very nice!
Just like the stupid daughter-in-law of a landlord's house.
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The two talents took the car home. For safety reasons, Ji Xiaobei reluctantly accepted the lost child prevention bracelet.
But he was unhappy, very unhappy, very unhappy. He still felt that Chen Zhuo was walking the dog.
So Ji Xiaobei decided to ignore Chen Zhuo before getting out of the car and unlocking the bracelet.
A quarter of an hour has passed, half an hour has passed, an hour has passed...
No, it's a bit predictable.
After another half an hour, Chen Zhuo finally found out that something was wrong with Ji Xiaobei. He kept twisting his waist and folding himself over.
Chen Zhuo: Are you bored
Ji Xiaobei shook his head.
Chen Zhuo: Watch a TV show for a while
Ji Xiaobei shook his head again.
Chen Zhuo: Listen to the story for a while
Ji Xiaobei still shook his head.
Chen Zhuo: Have some snacks? Brought you spicy strips.
Ji Xiaobei was looking forward to him inviting him to the toilet, but he didn't say anything.
The two of them circled around like this.
Chen Zhuo finally said: Do you want to go to the toilet
Ji Xiaobei quickly nodded and nodded.
Chen Zhuo led Ji Xiaobei to the rear of the carriage. The bathroom was quite small, and the two of them squeezed inside and couldn't turn away.
Ji Xiaobei pulled down the zipper of his trousers, and Chen Zhuo helped him support the bird.
Ji Xiaobei: …
Chen Zhuo: Want to help you whistle
Ji Xiaobei: …Why do you want to hold it!
Chen Zhuo: …
Ji Xiaobei: Do you think I can't aim!
Chen Zhuo: I didn't.
Ji Xiaobei: You have it!
Chen Zhuo: You aimed well! shoot with great precision!
Ji Xiaobei: Then you think I'm short!
Chen Zhuo: I don't.
Ji Xiaobei: Yes! There is!
Chen Zhuo: Really not!
Ji Xiaobei: You just think I'm short! Your actions take the place of words!
After finishing the material, Ji Xiaobei was still chattering there, and Chen Zhuo washed his hands for him. The two of them squeezed around in such a small space, making the door bang.
Chen Zhuo pushed open the door and went out, meeting the eyes of the little girl lining up outside the door. The little girl was in her twenties and her face was flushed. When she saw the two of them coming out, she covered her face and ran away...
Chen Zhuo remembered the tragic story he once had in the locker room, he covered Ji Xiaobei's broken mouth and took him back to his seat.
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Ji Xiaobei has met Chen's mother, but this is the first time he has seen Chen's father.
Chen's father was a middle school physical education teacher when he was young. Ji Xiaobei listened to Chen Zhuo's story of how he was beaten up by his father and almost fell into the hospital when he came out of the closet. He has always been in awe of this macho.
Ji Xiaobei started to get nervous when he got out of the car: If your father doesn't like me, will he beat me...
Chen Zhuo burst out laughing: Don't worry, he doesn't dare, if he beats you and my mother, he will beat him first.
As soon as they met at the exit, Ji Xiaobei was "beaten".
Papa Chen patted Ji Xiaobei's small shoulder and let out a hearty laugh: Xiao Ji is too thin, let's eat more at our house during the Chinese New Year!
Dad Chen loves to drink. He asked Xiaoji if he wanted to drink during the New Year's Eve dinner. Xiaoji admitted that he was timid and did not dare to disobey, so he quickly nodded and said to drink.
As a result, after three glasses of wine, he couldn't find Bei, and he started arguing at his husband with his face in his hands.
For a while, he pointed to this plate of sweet and sour mandarin fish and said that this dish would sell for 20 kisses, and then pointed to the salt-water river prawns and said that you have eaten this dish and have not paid for it.
Chen Zhuo pinched him into a chicken mouth: You didn't cook this dish, why would you sell it to your relatives
Ji Xiaobei blushed and asked him: Who burned that
Chen Zhuo pointed at Lao Chen: My dad.
Ji Xiaobei thought for a while, suddenly put his index finger on his lips, and whispered, "Shh! Don't tell dad! I'm afraid he will beat me!
Father Chen was unhappy and stared at his son: What did you arrange for me in front of Xiao Ji!
Chen Zhuo, can you blame me? Who let you beat people to the point of doubting your life when you met, leaving a psychological shadow...
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Isn't Ji Xiaobei University drunk, and fell asleep before reaching twelve o'clock on New Year's Eve.
Woke up hungry the next morning. The two of them slept in Chen Zhuo's bedroom. The bed was still the single bed that Chen Zhuo slept in when he was in high school. The two of them squeezed together, and Chen Zhuo woke up as soon as Ji Xiaobei moved.
Chen Zhuo yawned: It's still early, let's sleep a little longer.
Ji Xiaobei snorted, embarrassed to say that he was hungry, but he didn't expect his stomach to help him, and let out a particularly loud cry.
Chen Zhuo laughed at him, Ji Xiaobei rushed up to cover his mouth, and the two of them rolled off the bed after making a fuss.
I guess it's too quiet inside