Find My Bearings

Chapter 8: Festival

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:little Prince!

Chen Zhuo: No, you can't be the little prince.

Ji Xiaobei: Why? !

Chen Zhuo: Because you are the little princess' aunt.

Ji Xiaobei: …

04

Chen Zhuo bought a box of durians and put them in the refrigerator, ready to be eaten as fruit after meals.

As soon as he took it out, Ji Xiaobei smelled the stench, and refused to let him eat in the house. He resolutely drove him to the balcony: he was not allowed to come in until he finished eating! After he finished speaking, he closed the sliding door tightly.

Chen Zhuo thought to himself, then I will listen to my wife and go in after eating. The north wind was blowing outside, and he quickly accelerated the rhythm of chewing.

Ji Xiaobei walked around the room and felt a little cold, so he ran back to the bedroom to turn on the air conditioner, and habitually locked the balcony door, thinking about taking a shower and returning to the bedroom, it was hot.

Ji Xiaobei happily took a shower and found that he had forgotten to bring his pants in. He called Chen Zhuo for a long time inside, and suddenly realized... He seemed to have accidentally... locked Chen Zhuo on the balcony...

Wrapped in his bathrobe, he ran to the balcony, hurriedly opened the door, and called out in a guilty conscience: ... Chen Zhuo

No one answered him, Ji Xiaobei stepped out and reached out with both hands to touch him: Chen Zhuo, are you angry

He walked around on the balcony, Chen Zhuo neither spoke nor let Ji Xiaobei touch him. Ji Xiaobei was a little anxious: I didn't do it on purpose, I just forgot it, don't get angry, okay

In the next second, he was hugged by someone and hugged him in the air: Ji Xiaobei, you want to murder your husband, you are freezing me to death.

Ji Xiaobei had just finished taking a shower, his body was warm and soft, and Chen Zhuo's hands were as cold as ice, so he consciously burrowed into his bathrobe: Cover me.

Ji Xiaobei shrank from the cold, and shouted that it was too late. Chen Zhuo found that his bathrobe was naked: how about you being a hooligan

Ji Xiaobei's face immediately turned red: You're just acting like a hooligan, I just forgot to take my pants in the shower...

Chen Zhuo held his butt and carried the person back to the bedroom: Oh, you said it yourself, then I'm going to start playing.

It was a warm winter night.

05

At noon, Chen Zhuo received a call from Ji Xiaobei, Ji Xiaobei said that there was a bird at home.

Chen Zhuo thought that he was listening: What is there? Ji Xiaobei said: There is a bird!

Chen Zhuo felt unbelievable: How could there be a bird

Ji Xiaobei said pitifully: How do I know, there is a bird, it has been flying everywhere...

Chen Zhuo asked: Are you still flying

Ji Xiaobei was cowardly, feeling like he was about to cry: Well, I hid in the bathroom alone, and it flew outside alone.

Chen Zhuo was anxious and funny: So scared, why don't you go to my aunt's house for a day? I'll pick you up after get off work.

Ji Xiaobei thought about it for a long time, and then he said: ... But I didn't dare to go out of the bathroom.

In the afternoon, Chen Zhuo called back: dear, you won't really spend a day in the bathroom, will you

Ji Xiaobei snorted: I'm out! I locked the bird in the study!

Chen Zhuo: It's so powerful, I'll catch it later when I go back.

Ji Xiaobei: Don't catch it, let it go... Woah, it slammed into the door again.

Chen Zhuo: Don't be afraid, I'll fly back to save you as soon as I get off work.

When Chen Zhuo got home, Ji Xiaobei was sitting at the stairway waiting for him, and Chen Zhuo hurriedly pressed him into his arms and praised him well.

When I went back and opened the door of the study, I saw that this was a bird, a big bat. It was estimated that it slipped in from the balcony in the middle of the night last night. Chen Zhuo's heart was straight, so he had to bite the bullet, and it took more than half an hour to finally drive this thing out of the window.

Ji Xiaobei kept shrinking behind him and grabbing the corners of his clothes, and after hearing the sound of finally losing his wings, he asked, "Did the bird go out?"

Afraid of scaring him, Chen Zhuo didn't tell him it was a bat: Well, it flew away.

Ji Xiaobei: Is it hurt? It's been bumping all over the place today and must be hurt.

Chen Zhuo: Probably not. I think it flies very fast.

Ji Xiaobei: I was afraid that if I put it in the study, it would get hungry, so I put a handful of rice on the table, and I don't know if it has eaten.

Chen Zhuo put his arms around him and kissed him: I'm hungry, you can feed me too.

06

The temperature has plummeted in the past few days, and the weather forecast also said that it will snow on the weekend. Chen Zhuo came home from get off work every day, frozen like a popsicle.

Ji Xiaobei stretched out his arms to hug him, pulled his clothes, a layer of padded jacket, a layer of sweater, a layer of... gone

Ji Xiaobei said sadly: Chen Zhuo, you are so pitiful! Not even long johns!

The next day he asked his aunt to take him to the mall to buy two sets, plus a big scarf.

Chen Zhuo didn't like to wear this stuff since he was a child, and felt that it would lose face as a man. You know, it's like a boy who is embarrassed to hold an umbrella when the sun shines in the sky in the summer.

Ji Xiaobei forced Chen Zhuo to put on his autumn clothes and johns.

Chen Zhuo protested: I'm really not cold, baby!

Ji Xiaobei: Then you can't do it when you get old!

Chen Zhuo: ... You can't talk nonsense, what do you call me can't do it, I'll let you feel it right now.

Ji Xiaobei: ... Humph!

In addition, Ji Xiaobei also forced Chen Zhuo to wear a scarf when he went out, and he was not allowed to take it off on the way.

One day when Chen Zhuo came back from get off work, Ji Xiaobei was waiting at the door, standing on tiptoe, two warm hands drilled directly into his scarf, and when he touched it, he found that his neck was cold: Liar! Did you just wear a scarf on the stairs!

Chen Zhuo didn't expect this to be exposed, and touched his nose, feeling a little embarrassed.

After taking a bath that day, Ji Xiaobei was so enthusiastic that he started nibbling on his neck when he threw himself on him.

Chen Zhuo was itchy by him, and laughed out loud: what are you doing

Ji Xiaobei said solemnly: Plant strawberries, plant a whole neck, you can only wear a scarf tomorrow!

Chen Zhuo can tease him to death: Is this what you think, little clever ghost

Ji Xiaobei made a very fierce expression: I am the devil!

Chen Zhuo smirked: Hurry up, plant more, I'll go out like this tomorrow, everyone knows that I have the master, I think it's good.

Ji Xiaobei wiped his mouth: ... Chen Zhuo, are you a devil

07

In the morning, Chen Zhuo slept in a daze, feeling that Ji Xiaobei poked his arm and said: Chen Zhuo, help me get some paper.

Chen Zhuo stretched out his hand and took two tissues for him, when he heard the muttering beside him: Got a cold

Ji Xiaobei said: I don't know, it's just a runny nose.

Chen Zhuo stretched his waist, turned his head and saw a large red mass of tissue in his hand, and was startled: God, you have a runny nose or a nosebleed...

Chen Zhuo asked Ji Xiaobei to pinch his nose, got up and went to get him cotton and a wet towel, and while he was scrambling to stop the bleeding, he nagged: It must be too hot. The air conditioner was turned on so high last night, and you still look like a cactus every day. If you are willing to drink water, you will reflect on yourself!

Ji Xiaobei raised his head and hummed and said: I am so miserable, you still blame me, you still murder me, and you still have to go on a business trip!

Chen Zhuo: The point is the last sentence

Ji Xiaobei: Humph!

Before leaving, Chen Zhuo was still a little worried and touched his forehead: I'm going out for three days, do you want to live with my aunt? I told my sister-in-law to supervise your drinking water.

Ji Xiaobei categorically refused: I don't want it! I am not a child!

Chen Zhuo: Then I will supervise, eight glasses of water a day, when you drink it, take the initiative to send me a live video.

Ji Xiaobei: ... I don't want it.

He really took a deep breath, he didn't contact Chen Zhuo all day, and he couldn't help it before going to bed.

Ji Xiaobei: You don't look for me for a day!

Chen Zhuo: So are you going to live stream drinking water now

Ji Xiaobei gulped two glasses of water: I'm so pitiful.

Chen Zhuo: What a pitiful method

Ji Xiaobei said pitifully: I have a nosebleed, and I have to be at home alone on such a cold day. The person I like is still mad at me, and I am not allowed to call me, and I am not allowed to turn on the air conditioner. The quilt is so cold. what. [disappointment]

Chen Zhuo: Is it that cold? Otherwise, if you drive for a while, you can only drive it for a while, then turn it off when you sleep, and don't get angry again.

Ji Xiaobei: Forget it, I'll figure it out myself, you can't count on it.

Chen Zhuo: What do you want to do

Ji Xiaobei: Hmm...Imagine that it won't be cold if you hug me now.

Chen Zhuo: That's not counting on me.

Ji Xiaobei: Goodbye, I'm hanging up.

08

About meeting parents

When Chen Zhuo saw Ji Xiaobei's sister-in-law, it could be said that she was unprepared. At that time, the two of them were in love. After the weekend night, Chen Zhuo sent Ji Xiaobei home. The two were inseparable downstairs at Ji Xiaobei's house.

Chen Zhuo saw an aunt walking by from a distance, and thought it was a resident upstairs. Ji Xiaobei didn't know it anyway, so he hung around his neck and acted coquettishly. Auntie stopped in front of them and stared at them desperately. Chen Zhuo felt that something was wrong, and Auntie also said: Aren't your hands sore

Ji Xiaobei was so frightened that he almost sat up on the ground, and quickly put his hands away and stood at attention: Auntie? ! How did you come…

Chen Zhuo adjusted his collar unnaturally, and greeted respectfully, "Hello, little aunt!

The two were in a hurry for a meal, as if they were caught by the director of the education department as a couple of high school students who were in puppy love.

My aunt brought a lot of things in big bags and small bags: I have some wontons at home for you, let's go up, and you too.

Chen Zhuo entered Ji Xiaobei's house for the first time in such a confused way. To be honest, several months passed and Ji Xiaobei hadn't invited him upstairs to drink tea.

Ji Xiaobei carefully probed the atmosphere: Auntie? that…

The aunt directly blocked him in the second half of the sentence: you stay in the living room, me and...

Chen Zhuo tactfully inserted a self-introduction: Auntie, my name is Chen Zhuo