Xu Wei sighed: "Brother Lin, yesterday you revealed the mystery of the growth of this Buddha statue, but today you let the old man understand the secret of washing hands in an oil pan. Although I asked myself, I have read a lot, but talking about it Experience, in front of you, but also willing to bow down."
Lin Wanrong shook his head and said: "Master Xu, this is a mistake. These insights are the truths slowly discovered by thousands of people in my Dahua after hundreds of thousands of years of experience. I just I borrowed it and used it. Speaking of it, what we admire the most should be these countless intelligent and wise ancestors. Knowledge is in the folk."
"What a learning in the folk." Xu Wei said: "Brother Lin, but based on your words, it is extraordinary."
The eldest lady smiled and said: "Master Xu, don't praise him. The more you praise him, the more proud he will be."
Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "The young miss knows me."
The young lady blushed a little, and thought, what did I know about you, but I was tortured by you.
The two Westerners who looked helpless were still stuck on one side, and one of the Westerners named Tavoni saw Lin Wanrong and hurriedly shouted: "Mistral, Mistral..."
Damn, this French guy's English is really not authentic, and his pronunciation is not as good as mine. Lin Wanrong greatly despised Tavoni. Tavoni travels between Europe and Asia. Although he is French, he is also proficient in British, but his accent still has a bit of French tongue-stirring taste, which is not so authentic.
Xu Wei wondered, "Brother Lin, are they calling you?"
Lin Wanrong nodded and said, "Yes, it's just that their Western language is not very idiomatic and sounds obscure."
The eldest lady said: "That's true. They Westerners are not as good-looking as us Dahuas. Even when they talk, they can't articulate their words clearly. It's very difficult to understand."
I pour. Lin Wanrong looked at the eldest lady helplessly, that is, you have never seen a real Western beauty. The style and enthusiasm of those Western chicks are hot and seductive, which is another kind of charm compared to the big Chinese girls.
Xu Wei didn't seem to be very repulsed by the Western dialect, and said with a smile: "When I was young, I met a Westerner, but I couldn't understand their language. Brother Lin, how can you understand?"
This question is really difficult to answer, Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "This is a long story. It is my grandfather's father who saved a ghost at sea. I learned a few words of Western dialect from him, and I This person is more modest and eager to learn, so he learned a few words, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today."
"Oh." Xu Wei responded lightly. Just looking at that look, but I don't believe it at all.
The eldest lady thought to herself, you are lying but you don't find a better reason. It has not been seen through at a glance.
"Brother Lin, what are they talking about?" Seeing the Westerner chattering endlessly, Xu Wei asked.
Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "He is asking when we will let them go back?"
Xu Wei thought for a while and said, "Actually, as early as the previous dynasty, there were Westerners who had fallen into this situation. They came to my land of Dahua to spread their teachings. My Heavenly Dynasty has no enmity or hatred with these Westerners, and I have never I'm sorry for them. Let them take care of them for a few days. Let them go back."
No grudges? We can say this now, but in a few hundred years, will there still be the Opium War and the Eight-Power Allied Forces? Lin Wanrong shook his head, this is a completely different world, no one knows what will happen in the future.
He sighed, and said: "Master Xu, I have a question that I have been unable to understand, and I would like to ask you for advice."
Xu Wei hurriedly said: "Brother Lin, don't ask for advice, that's killing the old man. If you have something to say, just say it." Xu Wei is the best talent in the world, but in front of this Lin San, he dare not say it. First.
Lin Wanrong said: "Your Majesty just said it well. As early as in the previous dynasty, there were Westerners who were in distress and came to Dahua. So, have you counted how many Westerners have come to Dahua so far? "
Xu Wei pondered for a while and said: "There is no detailed statistics on this, and there are rumors among the people from time to time, but according to the old man, there are no fewer than a hundred people."
Lin Wanrong stomped a few steps slowly and said, "There are no less than a hundred Westerners, and they came in batches. What does this mean, my lord?"
Xu Wei shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Lin Wanrong sighed and said: "This shows that Westerners are constantly exploring the world. They are constantly drifting and searching on the sea, so they continue to die."
Xu Wei seemed to be unclear, Lin Wanrong said again: "Master Xu again, in my Great Hua Dynasty, is there any warrior who has gone to the West?"
Xu Wei shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it yet. The farthest place is to send ships to the Ryukyu Islands and Korea. No one has ever been to the West."
Lin Wanrong let out a long breath and said slowly: "Westerners are constantly exploring the world. Their steps are very slow and clumsy, but these are not worthy of our ridicule. On the contrary, they should be respected by us. Because they march forward bravely. , the pioneering courage and the spirit of exploration are exactly what our Dahua should study hard. Westerners have come to our Dahua dozens of times, but I, Dahua, still know nothing about the West. Your Excellency , don’t you think it’s dangerous? Maybe when we wake up one morning, the fleet of Westerners has already arrived at our door, what will happen then?”
Xu Wei thought deeply, and Lin Wanrong was also a little depressed. These should be things that you officials think about, but why do you want me, a commoner, to worry about it? He just listened to Xu Wei's words, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart. Forget it, I am not here to save the world, even if the Martians call, it has nothing to do with me. Eat well, drink well, sleep well, play well, and this life will be enough.
He calmed down and said: "Master Xu, since you have promised to release these two Westerners, I would like to make some deals with them, and ask them to bring my silk tea and other agricultural and sideline products from Dahuadi when they return to the West." , as well as luxury goods such as perfume and soap from the Xiao family."
Damn it, I sold this perfume and soap to France, to England, and to all of Europe, and dumped it, it must be dumped a lot. And that underwear bra, foreign girls must be hotter when they wear it, especially the French chicks, who are famous all over the world. Next time, I must ask Tavoni to bring some French beauties over. I still have a few blueprints for sex toys in my heart. I am really unwilling to make a few for fun. Lin Wanrong had great plans and great wishes in his heart.
"Brother Lin, what do you want to exchange with them?" Xu Wei asked.
"That depends on what Master Xu wants." Lin Wanrong smiled meaningfully. There was a flash of light in Xu Wei's eyes, as if he had caught something.
Xu Wenchang, Xu Wenchang, that's all I have to say, the rest is up to you. Lin Wanrong sighed in his heart, I hope today's words can inspire you, there is only so much I can do, I don't have time to teach you at other times, and I am too busy to pick up girls.
Xu Wei smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong and said, "Brother Lin, please do an interpreter and tell this so-and-so nun. In order to show the goodwill of our Great Hua Dynasty, we have sent skilled craftsmen to Hai'an to help these Westerners repair their iron-clad ships." Please cooperate with them and explain the principle in detail for us. It is best to draw a sketch. If we understand it, we will definitely repair it for them. If we can’t understand it, they can only stay in Dahua forever.
Shameless, so shameless, but, I like it!
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly, and changed the words: I, Mistralin, spoke good words for the two in front of the Minister of Finance of the Great China, and only in exchange for your Excellency, the Minister, for trespassing on our country. For your understanding and tolerance, the agate diamond you hid in your boot and was not confiscated by Tao Dongcheng is worth giving it to me. I also expressed my heavenly friendship to Tavoni, and I will do my best to help them repair the ship A. I ask them to cooperate well, and I will tell you everything, so that they can return to Yunyun as soon as possible.
Tavoni said gratefully: "Mysterin, you are really the kindest person in the world. In order to express my gratitude to you, I will suggest to His Majesty Louis that in the future, my trade between France and Dahua will be done by You run it alone."
"It's so good, so good." Damn, I accidentally became a bourgeois comprador, but Lin Wanrong couldn't help but laugh at the phrase "the kindest person in the world". Warney, you need to practice more on your British, you have to learn from me, haha."
Lin Wanrong pulled the eldest lady aside and said, "Miss, how many pieces of underwear have you made now?"
Xiao Yuruo blushed and said, "Why are you asking this?"
Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "There are still a lot of diamonds hidden in this ghost's boat. I have agreed with him to exchange underwear for diamonds. This business is very profitable."
Xiao Yuruo covered her lips with a shy smile and said, "You can come up with any idea. You have made a lot of underwear, and it was originally intended to be supplied to Jinling and Hangzhou, so you can take it if you want to use it."
Khan, what do I use that thing for, it is for the beautiful French chick, Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Prepare the silk from our cloth shop, and make some tea, don't be too good, defective products are fine , Westerners have never drank it, it is precious. Replace all his diamonds, and we will sleep on the diamond bed if we have nothing to do in the future.”
The eldest lady hummed, but then spat softly, the dog can't spit out ivory, who wants to sleep with you on a diamond bed.