Luo Ning's smile was like a flower, and she was completely different from when she was resentful just now.
Seeing that she had regained her lively appearance, Lin Wanrong smiled to herself, why do chicks like to talk to me about their concerns? This is the case for the eldest lady, and so is Luo Ning. If I don't work in Xiao's house in the future, I will open a psychological clinic to diagnose women's heart diseases, hehe.
Luo Ning suddenly stretched out her little hand, put it on his hand and said, "Brother Lin, can you feel that I am different from before?" Her little hand was warm and softened, and seemed to be trembling slightly.
Lin Wanrong's heart fluttered, this chick is not simple, she learned to take advantage of me so quickly.
Luo Ning's mind was pure, and although her little hands trembled slightly, there was absolutely no trace of evil. Lin Wanrong touched her little hand inadvertently, and it felt as smooth as cream. This chick's little hands are really soft, and I don't know which thing will be cheaper in the future. With a sigh in his heart, he pulled Luo Ning's hand, pretending to be holy and said: "Miss Luo, under my radiance, you have gained a new life. Bless you, let's have a pure hug."
Luo Ning giggled coquettishly, her lotus feet galloped, she couldn't walk a few steps, she suddenly turned her head and said with a smile: "Brother Lin, although you are a bit bad, I really like talking to you." After she finished speaking, she giggled He ran away with a smile, leaving only Lin Wanrong standing there alone.
You're happy, but I'm depressed. It took me half a day to enlighten a young lady, but I didn't get any benefits. I lost a lot of business today.
All the flowers in the garden were gone, Lin Wanrong picked up a small petal, squeezed it lightly, remembering what Luo Ning said just now, her heart was dazed and hazy. I don't know what this girl wants to do, and I feel like I've been teased.
Lin Wanrong was upset, and walked back to the hall, only to see Luo Ning standing beside the old man, smiling at him.
Seeing him coming back, the eldest lady said softly, "Where have you been? I have searched for you several times but have not found it."
Lin Wanrong was stupefied by Luo Ning, depressed, glanced at her, and said, "I'm going to pee, miss, you probably didn't find the right direction to the toilet."
The young lady spat lightly, her face flushed, she gave him a blank look, and said nothing more.
At this time, Luo Min had asked Zhao Kangning to sit on the main seat, and said with a smile: "The little prince came to the humble house today, and my Luo family is full of splendor. Luo Min couldn't be more excited."
Zhao Kangning smiled and said: "Where, where. Master Luo is too modest. My father often mentions in front of me that Master Luo is in charge of Jiangsu province. He is diligent in government and loves the people. Everyone praises him. He even asks Xiao Wang to ask him for advice." Woolen cloth."
"Prince Cheng's praise, I am ashamed to accept it." Luo Min said humbly.
Zhao Kangning glanced around, and suddenly said with a smile: "By the way, Master Luo, just now I was outside the mansion, and I heard the applause from inside the mansion, and I don't know what they are playing. Xiao Wang is so curious."
Luo Min smiled and said: "Just now? My mother has issued some birthday couplets. You young talents are comparing couplets and having fun."
"About couplets?" Zhao Kangning seemed to be interested in it all of a sudden, and said with a smile: "Xiao Wang also likes this very much, and he also has a couplet master with him. What do you guys think, Master and all the talents, what do you think?"
Seeing that the little prince also likes couplets, everyone immediately cheered. Luo Min hesitated in her heart, but seeing that everyone was very interested, she couldn't stop her with words.
Zhao Kangning smiled and said: "Since it is better than the couplets, there will be some prizes. How about this, if Xiao Wang loses, Kang Ning will present Mr. Xu Wenchang's "Returning in the Wind and Snow". Xiao Wang also wants to win a lottery—”
Zhao Kangning looked at Luo Ning who had just returned to the living room, and said with a smile; "Then please accept this "Picture of Ladies" that Xiao Wang made three years ago. Mr. Luo What do you think?"
This condition sounds like it seems that the little prince will lose no matter what, and he has to send a picture, but the fact is definitely not the case. Luo Ning had clearly rejected the young prince, and Zhao Kangning found this opportunity to bet on the couplets, and it was already too difficult for him to send this painting out again. Luo Ning snorted secretly, but did not speak.
Xu Wei's paintings are hard to come by, and when everyone in the hall saw that Lord Ning was going to present Xu Wei's "Returning in the Wind and Snow", they immediately became excited and applauded even more. Lin Wanrong remembered that he still had a piece of "West Lake Misty Rain" by old man Xu in his hand. Because it was a new work, it was rare to have Xu Wei's seal printed on it, which was probably more valuable than "Wind and Snow Returning".
Luo Min felt a little embarrassed. Zhao Kangning said that he was playing with couplets, but in fact it was a competition. If he lost this competition, he would lose his daughter's face.
Zhao Kangning waved his hand, and a middle-aged man dressed as a scholar stood out from the entourage behind him, dressed in white. The middle-aged man clasped his fists and said, "In the middle of the mountain, he is the leader of the Book Club Alliance in the Seven Northern Provinces."
Fuck me, the boss? Seven provinces book club? What kind of organization is this? Could it be a hero who robbed the Dao
Seeing Lin Sansan's staring eyes, the eldest lady knew that he didn't know Shen Banshan, so she said softly: "The League of Book Friends in the Seven Northern Provinces is an organization formed spontaneously by the northern scholars and younger brothers. It has a large scale. In one session of the imperial examination, as long as the champion is from the north, he must be a member of the League of Seven Provinces, so it is also called the League of Champions. This Shen Banshan is the leader of the League of Champions. Although he is only a scholar and has not been ranked for many years, he Known as the King of Conflicts, well-known in the north and south, couplet kung fu is unrivaled in the world."
Damn, what is the League of Seven Provinces, the chief executive, isn't it the student union to put it bluntly? Or high school student council. Damn, the name of the bandit sounds like Jiedao.
Shen Banshan saluted all around, and proudly said: "Xiaosheng Shen Banshan, on behalf of the talented scholars of the seven northern provinces, would like to extend my greetings to my colleagues in the south. During today's discussion, there is no limit to the number of people, as long as you are able to match, all of you in the south can answer."
This Shen Banshan is a proud man, and with a single sentence he offended the southern talents. Hou Yuebai, who was frustrated just now, burst into anger, clasped his fists and said, "I'm in Jinling Hou Yuebai, I met Mr. Shen. Please enlighten me, Mr. Shen."
Shen Banshan nodded slightly and said: "I've seen Brother Hou, but I don't know if Brother Hou has ever met my younger brother?"
Hou Yuebai said: "We are waiting for the title on the Ming Autumn Gold List."
Shen Banshan said with a smile: "If Brother Hou enters the court, what kind of official do you want?"
Hou Yuebai pondered for a while, and said, "Ge Lao!"
Shen Banshan chuckled, and said in a couplet: "Show me the old man."
This is a satirical couplet, but it came out impromptu, and he realized that this Shen Banshan is indeed the king of the opponent, with quick thinking and quick thinking, which is beyond the comparison of ordinary people. This couplet is extremely bad, and the confrontation is still second, how to get Shen Banshan back is serious. As soon as the southern talent came up, he was devastated. Hou Yuebai's face turned red like a pig's liver, and he couldn't stand or sit.
Luo Ning thought for a while, but still had no answer. She couldn't help but feel anxious. Could it be that she was going to lose in the first round? She couldn't help but secretly glanced at Lin Wanrong. Seeing that he was resting with his eyes closed, he felt a little disappointed.
Seeing that no one answered, Luo Min was about to concede defeat, but one person asked, "Is Mr. Shen a scholar?"
Shen Banshan saw that the person standing up to ask questions was a playful and smiling Tsing Yi servant with dark skin and very healthy. Shen Banshan's couplets are number one in the world, but he has been in the exam for many years and failed in several rankings. This is his greatest humiliation. Lin Wanrong's question touched his scar, he gritted his teeth and said, "Exactly."
Lin Wanrong walked up to Hou Yuebai, sat him down, and said to Shen Banshan with a smile, "That's very good. Mr. Shen is the leader of the Book Club Alliance in the Seven Northern Provinces, and I represent the President of the Book Club Association in the Eight Southern Provinces." Head of the family——Xiao Jiayuan’s Ding Department, I will be a scholar without talent.”
"Okay—" Guo Wuchang stood up and applauded first, and everyone in the hall applauded like thunder. It is really wonderful to be a scholar without talent. Even Hou Yuebai showed excitement on his face. This time, it was clearly Lin San who found the place for him.
Why is the Southern Eight Provinces Book Friends Association headed by the Xiaojiayuan Ding Department, who will make nonsense, and the eldest lady is surprised and happy, but she also clapped along with everyone.
Under Shen Banshan's carelessness, he suffered a big loss. Seeing this young man's playful smile, he couldn't help snorting and said: "The little servant also wants to learn from couplets. I advise you, idlers are not allowed to enter. A wise man enters."
Lin Wanrong, you son of a bitch, he scolded himself as an idler, chuckled twice, and said, "Mr. Shen celebrated the old lady's birthday in a dignified manner. It's just that the thief will come in the future."
Shen Banshan said: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, little brother misunderstood what I meant just now, my Shanglian is—" He picked up a pen and wrote on the paper: "The virtuous should not enter and the idle should not enter." Although the virtuous and the idle are reversed, but Still scolding this little servant secretly.
Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Mr. Shen also misheard my second couplet—" He took out a pencil from his pocket and wrote in a hurry: "The Taoist will steal in the future—"
The words before and after these two sentences were interchanged, and it became an authentic swearing post. The fit was perfect, and the people in the hall laughed and applauded like a wave. Luo Yuan and Guo Wuchang shouted together: "Brother (Lin San), you are right."
Seeing the pale face of the king of the match, Lin Wanrong chuckled and said, "Brother Shen, the match is just for entertainment, why bother to be so persistent. Why don't you be so persistent tonight. Let's play whores by the Qinhuai River and sing songs Eighteen touches, much more interesting than this."
Speech obscene language in public, this is clearly an insult to scholars, Shen Banshan said angrily: "Weak book boy, I don't know the three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou."
Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "A handsome and talented man, he only reads four poems of elegance."
Seeing that he had some real skills, Shen Banshan gradually calmed down, pointing to a dead tree in the yard and said: "In the Governor's mansion, this ancient tree is very beautiful, so I will make a contact. Clothes hanger." He pointed out that the thousand-year-old tree in the governor's mansion was used as a clothes hanger, but in fact he belittled Luo Min with an excuse.
Damn, although Lao Luo is a bit treacherous and cunning, he has also done a lot of practical things for the people, and he is a good official, much better than your bullshit prince and master. Lin Wanrong snorted and said: "The thousand-year-old tree is a clothes hanger, and Mr. Shen is indeed a great talent. My Jiangnan water town is all on both sides of the Yangtze River. I will make a connection with Mr. Shen, and the Yangtze River will be used as a bathtub."
This couplet was considered to have saved Luo Min's face, the old fox chuckled and didn't say yes or no.
Shen Banshan swept his eyebrows and saw the red walls and blue tiles of the Luo family. The courtyard is full of scholars and scholars from the south of the Yangtze River, so he said: "Break pomegranates, there are many sour seeds in the red door."
"Bite open the ginkgo, a grown man (benevolence) in white clothes." Lin Wanrong laughed, matching Shen Banshan's white clothes and trousers.
There was another frenzied applause, this time even Luo Min couldn't help it, and turned her back to hold back her laughter. Luo Ning looked at Lin Wanrong with a smile, a faint blush appeared on her face.
Shen Banshan saw that Lin Wanrong was really clever and wise, and he no longer dared to underestimate him. He walked back and forth a few steps, worrying, when he saw ducklings swimming in the pond outside the door, he said, "Seven ducks in the floating pond, count to three pairs." one."
Lin Wanrong pondered for a while, and seeing a small fish in the duck's mouth, he was immediately inspired, and continued: "The ruler fish jumps into the water, measuring nine inches and ten."
Shen Banshan let out a long sigh, clasped his fists and said, "Little brother is so talented in literature, and I admire Shen Banshan so much. I lost the couplet test today." If you lose, you lose in an aboveboard manner.
The talented scholars in the south of the Yangtze River suddenly burst into cheers, this Lin San is simply amazing, with his own strength, he forcibly defeated Shen Banshan, the king of book friends in the seven northern provinces .
The eldest lady gritted her silver teeth lightly, her face was full of smiles, like flowers blooming in May. Luo Ning covered her lips with a smile, and said to Luo Yuan beside her: "Little brother, go ask Brother Lin, where did he learn these pairs, I don't believe he can match up." He covered his mouth and giggled coquettishly.
Shen Banshan's brows were gloomy, he nodded and said: "Little brother is a genius, I, Shen Banshan, am convinced by defeat, and I hope that little brother will give me a name, and let me remember it in my heart."
Lin Wanrong was covered in cold sweat, damn it, it's so fucking amazing, could it be that Li Bai and Du Fu's soul possessed him at this moment, or that I took Viagra and defeated the king of the opponent. Damn, I'm so talented.
He shook his head coolly, straightened his servant's hat, and said with a chuckle: "Don't dare, I'm the Ding Department of Jinling Xiaojiayuan, a little servant, and the bandit name is Lin San. Brother Chen, what I just said It counts, let's eat, drink and have fun by the Qinhuai River tonight, and my younger brother will take care of everything."
Shen Banshan shook his head with a wry smile, and retreated to Zhao Kangning's side. That little Prince Ning clapped his hands and stood up with a smile: "Wonderful, really wonderful. It's wonderful, and it's even more wonderful. I didn't expect Jinling Xiao's family to have such talents. Lin San, I want to get to know you again." .”