Damn, it's not that I don't know what you are doing, but you still do this in front of me. You want to pretend to be B, right? I know how to play better than you. Lin Wanrong snorted a few times, but his face was full of confusion. He looked at Zhao Kangning suspiciously and said, "Oh, is the little prince talking to me? Could it be that the little prince knew me before? This is really an honor."
Zhao Kangning said with a smile: "Even if you didn't know each other before, I'm afraid everyone knows you today. Lin San, your kung fu is really extraordinary. If you have free time in the future, Xiao Wang would like to have a good chat with you." Let's talk."
"Thank you, little prince, for your love. The little prince is the grandson of the prince, the dragon spirit of the country, who manages thousands of chickens every day, and works extremely hard. Lin Sanyi is a common man, how dare I talk to you." Lin Wanrong laughed.
Zhao Kangning naturally didn't know the meaning of his words, nodded slightly, waved his hand, and the entourage presented a picture scroll, he took it over and said with a smile: "Master Luo, today's test of the couplets is not for the king to lose." , This is Mr. Wen Chang's "Returning in the Wind and Snow" that Kang Ning obtained many years ago, let's take it as a prize today and give it to Mr. Luo."
Luo Min hurriedly clasped her fists together and said: "Don't dare, dare not, today's couplet competition is the comparison between Lin San and Mr. Shen, it has nothing to do with being a lower official, how can Luo be rewarded for his lack of merit?"
Zhao Kangning nodded and said with a smile: "Xiao Wang should keep his word when he says it. Lin San, I will give you this "Wind and Snow Returns" as a gift."
If you have money, of course you have to make money. Lin Wanrong took the scroll and said with a smile: "Thank you, my little prince, for the good paintings. It's just that I'm a vulgar person, and I don't know how to appreciate good paintings. The little prince treats you so kindly, and I don't dare to keep it privately." Let’s do it this way, today is the old lady’s birthday, so I’ll borrow flowers to present to the Buddha, and use this "Wind and Snow Returns" as a birthday gift, and give it to the old lady."
The crowd let out an exclamation, Lin San's hand was extremely beautiful, how could he, a little servant, be worthy of the painting presented by the little prince? Now that it is given to the old lady, it is beneficial to both myself and others, and both parties have taken good care of it.
The old lady is also a person who knows the goods. He smiled and said, "Brother Lin is too polite. How can this be done?"
Lin San said sternly: "Old birthday star, you deserve this. Brother Shen and I are playing with this couplet today for fun, but also to celebrate your birthday. The old birthday star is full of blessings, and it is only right and proper to give a good painting to the birthday star." .”
Luo Ning smiled and said, "Grandma, this is Brother Lin's wish, so please accept it."
The old lady was so happy that she could not close her mouth from ear to ear, and said with a smile: "In that case, I will not be polite."
The old lady asked people to accept the famous painting, and the atmosphere in the hall suddenly became lively. Today, Prince Ning brought people to celebrate his birthday, and Lin San defeated Shen Banshan, the king of couplets. The southern talents were really happy.
During the banquet, everyone had a few glasses of water and wine. Seeing that everyone was very excited, Zhao Kangning said, "It's so lively today, Xiao Wang, let's join in the fun too. I have some jugglers with me, why don't we invite them to appear on stage?" Play a few little tricks and make fun of it. What does Lord Luo think."
Seeing that he did not propose a competition, Luo Min immediately felt relieved, and said with a smile: "The little prince is so polite, I am very grateful."
As soon as Zhao Kangning waved his hand, several jugglers from the rivers and lakes poured out, posing in the yard, high rope jumpers, tightrope walkers, yelling and applauding for a while, the scene was very lively, the old lady watched Naturally, she was happy in her heart, and even Luo Ning watched it with relish.
Lin Wanrong nodded in the dark, this Zhao Kangning, obviously came prepared, not only brought the king of opposition, Shen Banshan, but also prepared a lot for running the arena as a performer. I know what this old Luo thinks.
Zhao Kangning saw that everyone was engrossed, and was very satisfied in his heart. He waved his hand again, and the jugglers retreated. Outside the door, an old Taoist with a fairy and white beard walked in, and saluted Mrs. Luo; "Pindao Songyunguan Xuanxuanzi, congratulations to the old lady for her good fortune and longevity."
The old lady laughed hastily and said, "Princess Immortal, please forgive me."
Zhao Kangning got up and introduced: "Old Madam, this Daoist Xuanxuanzi is very powerful and well-known. Today, Xiao Wang specially invited him to do a Dharma door to celebrate the old Madam's birthday."
Xuanxuanzi's beard and hair are all white, looking at the appearance of a fairy, Lin Wanrong thought, "Damn it, dyeing white hair and beard can make you look like a fairy?" Damn, incense money is so easy to earn.
The old lady is also a devout person, seeing such a strong Taoist priest wishing her birthday, she hurriedly served birthday cakes and benefits. Xuanxuanzi said: "Today is the old lady's birthday, and the poor have nothing to offer, so I will teach you a method to form a good relationship with you."
He asked for a bowl of clear water, and found three wooden chopsticks with square ends of the same length, dipped the square ends of the chopsticks with water, and dipped some water between the chopsticks, then stood the three chopsticks side by side, He smiled and said, "Please watch out, all benefactors."
He took the bowl of clear water, and slowly inserted the three chopsticks into the water glass while everyone was watching.
The three chopsticks were a little crooked, Xuanxuanzi spun around the water cup a few times, and said in his mouth: "Taishang Laojun, Daoist Sanqing, hurry up and order, top—"
Strange to say, the three chopsticks stood side by side and stood straight up.
The chopsticks stood up in the water, which was a good omen. There was a buzzing sound in the hall, and this Xuan Xuanzi was indeed an immortal master with extraordinary magic power.
The old lady said excitedly: "Immortal Master, please sit down quickly, come here, and burn incense with Immortal Master."
Xuan Xuanzi stroked his long beard slightly, with a smile on his face, looking like a Taoist immortal.
Lin Wanrong burst out laughing out loud, "Damn it, this fairy master is better than me at pretending to be B, what kind of goddamn gods and gods, please come to some high-tech content, okay, standing chopsticks in the water is such a small job." , I stopped playing when I was ten years old.
Seeing that he had no eyes, the eldest lady glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "What are you laughing at, be careful that the immortal will punish you if you hear it."
Alas, that's how the feudal superstition came about. Immortal elders, immortal gods, if he is an immortal elder, I will be too old. Lin Wanrong laughed until his stomach ached, but in keeping with the morals of the world, he did not expose it.
Zhao Kangning was smiling, when he suddenly saw Lin San's strange face and contempt in his eyes, he couldn't help but snorted softly, and said with a smile: "Lin San, do you have any objection to the Taoism of the Immortal Elder?"
Frankly speaking, Lin Wanrong's oil pot to wash his hands is the same as the standing chopsticks in the water. It is a trick. He and Xuan Xuanzi can also be said to be of the same kind. It is morality not to expose others' faults.
"This, very good, very good." Lin Wanrong smiled, but there was no trace of respect on his face. We are all in the same industry, so it's fine if you don't expose it, and no one wants to lie to anyone.
Xuanxuanzi saw that Lin Sanqing's cap turned out to be a servant, he shook his whisk slightly, and said, "Zhuzi is ignorant, how could he insult me, Daoist Sanqing?"
Seeing that the elder seemed to have a prejudice against Lin San, Luo Ning hurried to Lin Wanrong's side and said, "Brother Lin, this elder may have some magic power, so don't offend him easily, be careful that he casts spells to harm you."
Well, this chick is pretty good to me, and it's worth my caring for her once. Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "It's okay, he is Xuanxuanzi Immortal Head, and I am Lin Sanxian Elder. Everyone burns incense in the temple, and no one can hinder the other."
Luo Ning covered her lips and smiled lightly: "Brother Lin, when you speak, you don't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false."
The eldest lady was listening to the two of them talking, coughed lightly, and said: "Lin San, the little prince is looking at you."
Luo Ning was startled, she looked up, and saw that little prince Zhao Kangning was looking at him with a smile.
Zhao Kangning winked at Xuanxuanzi, and Xuanxuanzi looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "Little benefactor, don't you have some doubts about Taoist Sanqing? I would like to advise my little friend, with your morality, I would rather doubt it." Myself, don't doubt the Daoist."
Lin Wanrong raised her eyebrows, mother, I think about you, but your master provoked you to call at the door? Lin Wanrong snorted and said a few words to Luo Ning softly.
Luo Ning asked suspiciously: "Brother Lin, what do you want that brine for?"
Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "It's nothing, I'll play the role of fairy head too. Tell Luo Yuan to find a tofu shop, prepare some brine, and you will know about other things later."
Luo Ning left with doubts, Lin Wanrong glanced at Xuan Xuanzi, and said with a smile: "Is the immortal talking to me?"
Xuanxuanzi shook his whisk and said, "Exactly."
Lin Wanrong shook her head, why bother, I originally wanted to avoid you, but I didn't expect you, a fake fairy, to be provoked by the little prince to seek my bad luck. Lin Wanrong stepped forward and said: "The next little servant will naturally have great respect for Sanqing Daoist, even for the Taoist priest, you are also sincerely convinced."
Immortal Chief Xuanxuan smiled proudly, and habitually touched his long beard with his right hand. Lin Wanrong continued, "Immortal Chief, the standing chopsticks in the water are caused by your magic power?"
Xuan Xuanzi nodded and said: "Poverty Daoist practiced hard since he was a child. After more than sixty years and several times of enlightenment from the Taishang Laojun's dream, he was able to have such a small mana. Shame, shame."
Flickering and pretending to be B, I despise you. Lin Wanrong originally wanted to let him go, but the old man directly attacked under Zhao Kangning's instigation, so he had to show some real skills.
"It took more than 60 years of cultivation to have such power. The immortal elder is really strong!" Lin Wanrong smiled and gave a thumbs up.
The old man smiled complacently, but he heard the servant say: "Little brother, I have worked hard to practice cupping tea. Today I have the courage to come and try this magic trick of standing chopsticks in water."
As soon as Lin Wanrong said this, everyone in the hall was startled. Everyone saw the magic power of the fairy head just now. Isn't this Lin San looking for death
Immortal Chief Xuanxuanzi's complexion changed, Lin Wanrong smiled, took three clean square-headed wooden chopsticks, nodded to all sides and said: "Please take care."