Xu Zhiqing was slightly taken aback, this Lin San was joking and joking all day long, why is he wilting like an eggplant beaten by frost today? Could it be that he was really hurt
Qiaoqiao blushed, took a peek at Mrs. Xiao and Xu Zhiqing, then hugged Lin Wanrong lightly, with her cute little head pressed to her elder brother's chin, and said softly: "Brother, don't be afraid! The worst thing is to start over from the beginning. Nothing."
Lin Wanrong put his head in her arms and arched twice. The soft and delicate bee milk calmed his heart slowly, and bursts of faint fragrance came into his nostrils. He sniffed desperately, raised his head and said: "Little baby, I I know. Don't worry, when the day comes, big brother would rather not have anything, just you wives, okay?"
"No ambition!" Xu Zhiqing couldn't help frowning slightly when she heard his words, and snorted, her voice was not too loud, and it fell into Lin San's ears.
Lin Wanrong looked up at her, and said viciously: "Can ambition be eaten? Miss Xu, first distinguish the grains, and then come talk to me about ambition."
"Why can't I tell the difference between whole grains? Don't be as miserable as women in the world think! Sister Qiaoqiao, apart from playing prestige in front of you, your elder brother is also very common. You can't spoil him Just now when Lin San went to meet the emperor, Mrs. Xiao had already introduced Qiaoqiao to Xu Zhiqing. Women are familiar with each other by nature. After talking for a while, sisters and sisters called out.
Qiaoqiao shook her head and said: "Sister Xu, what you said is wrong. My elder brother is the most peculiar man in the world, no one can compare to him, you have to get in touch with him a few times, and you will understand."
Mrs. Xiao looked at Xu Zhiqing and Lin San curiously, shook her head and sighed: "Zhiqing, you treat Lin San very much like Yu Ruo before." Miss Xu didn't understand what she meant, Madam smiled and shook her head, refused to speak.
In any case, the old emperor was very fond of Lin San, at least the house given to him was big enough to save face. Lin Wanrong patrolled back and forth, but his brows never relaxed. Qiaoqiao saw that her elder brother was not in a good mood, so she obediently followed him, not daring to make a sound.
Lin Wanrong suddenly stopped, and sighed: "Baby, I will find some people for you later, and you command them to clean this house."
Qiaoqiao hesitated for a moment and said, "Brother, do we really want to live here?"
Lin Wanrong wondered: "Why, don't you want to?"
Qiaoqiao shook her head lightly: "No. If we all move here, what about Miss Xiao and Madam? We are a family with them!"
Lin Wanrong was happy, or this girl knew my heart well: "Don't worry, you said, we are all one family! It will be fine to move them here, anyway, the garden is so big. It doesn't matter if hundreds of people live in it." Problem. Big deal, I'll work harder and make more money."
Qiaoqiao smiled, hugged his arm tightly and said: "Brother, you are so kind. In fact, you don't have to work so hard. I have already planned it out. When we go to the capital this time, I will drive 'Food for the Sky' to Come from Beijing. My eldest brother knows the emperor again, and when the time comes for the opening, you invite the emperor and his elders, so that we can make a good appearance for us."
Lin Wanrong gasped, this girl dared to think more than I did. Do you think the emperor is to cut cabbage and catch radishes, so you can be sure of it! He frivolously touched Qiaoqiao's little face, nodded and smiled and said, "Please the emperor? You can try it. Baby, let's say that. Big brother is now a big and small official, so don't mess with me." Dian Industrial is really sorry for the emperor's trust. You can ask the eldest lady for help, go to see the lot together, and tell me when you find the place. I know a lot of people in the army. When the time comes, everyone will put on their armor and lead a few teams Bingma, I'm sure he's such an awesome nail-biter that he has to obediently give way to me. Baby, isn't big brother very smart?"
Qiaoqiao giggled coquettishly, thinking of his plundering in Jinling that day, her heart was filled with warmth. Mrs. Xiao shook her head when she heard it from behind. Fortunately, this Lin San is a member of my Xiao family. If he changed places to fight against my Xiao family, no one would be able to deal with him.
Qiaoqiao is impatient, seeing such a big house full of dust, she immediately made a fuss to clean it up. Xu Zhiqing was very fond of Qiaoqiao, she sent more than 20 strong men from her family, and she personally led the team to help Qiaoqiao clean up. The two women were chattering, and Mrs. Xiao was also in high spirits, pointing out how to arrange the arrangement, and Lin Wanrong left Lin Wanrong aside in one scene with three women.
Qiaoqiao is impatient, but there is someone more anxious than her. Lin Wanrong was agitated thinking about what the old emperor said, and was about to go out for a walk, but saw a foreigner with a high nose guarding the door. Lin Wanrong recognized him. He was the one who sent Ashley the bloody horse.
"Ali Baba, what are you doing here?" Master Lin shouted with a smile, thinking in his heart, I haven't tried the Turkic bloody horse, I haven't tried it yet, I should ride it sometime, if I meet the old emperor in the future After falling out, I can use it to run away.
"My lord, my name is not Ali Baba, but Haniba!" the high-nosed Turk corrected.
Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "It's all the same, it's all the same. Haniba is your Turkic language, translated into my Dahua language, your name is Ali Baba. It is said that Alibaba is a very famous wise man in the Arabian Nights." Character, I see that you have thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a dignified appearance, and your wisdom is as good as he should be. I said Alibaba Haniba, what are you doing here?"
Haniba was a little dizzy by Mr. Lin's words. Why did Mr. Lin change my name to "Alibaba Haniba" before I even said a few words
"My lord, Master Lu Dongzan and Master Asile have ordered you to come to the banquet today, and the villain is here to pick you up!" Haniba said respectfully.
Lin Wanrong looked up and saw that the sun had just passed the middle of the day, and suddenly said strangely: "I said Ali Baba, it's only noon. If you want to invite me to dinner, it doesn't have to be so early!"
Haniba shook his head and said: "My lord, if you don't hurry up, you can't do it sooner. Master Asile heard that you agreed to the invitation of Prince Gaoli and Prince Cheng at the same time, and you may not know where you will go tonight. He was very anxious, and specially told the villain to go early Arrived. The villain went out in the morning and went to your store, and the people there said that you came out to look at the house, so I searched all the way here."
Going out in the morning? Lin Wanrong held back his laughter. You were right for not letting your boy find Tongzhou. He nodded and said, "Alibaba, your Dahua talk is very good. Who taught you?"
Haniba raised his head and said proudly: "The tribe I belong to has traded with Dahua from time to time, so it is not difficult to learn Dahua. But your Dahua is too rough and cannot compare with my Turkic script."
You are just joking. As for your tadpole texts, which are rough like undeveloped fertilized eggs, can they be compared with my upright square characters? Lin Wanrong chuckled and said, "The gray fertilizer turns black, and the black fertilizer works! Alibaba, tell me again."
Haniba was tongue-tied, Master Lin laughed, and started to walk forward. Haniba hastily followed up and said, "My lord, my lord. Lord Asile is still waiting for you!"
What are these Turkic people asking me to go so eagerly? Do you really want to send me two orchids? Turkic people have curly hair, high nose, blue eyes and thick lips. Chicks should be more suitable for pole dancing. Mr. Lin immediately became interested and said with a smile: "Since your lord is so filial, then I will go and see him. Alibaba, filial piety You don’t understand what I mean, do you?!”
Haniba shook his head, Lin Wanrong waved his hands and said, "Then prepare the sedan chair quickly! I'm still waiting for you to honor me!"
Haniba hurriedly shook his head: "My lord, I don't have a sedan chair. We Turkic people were born on horseback, and we all rely on horses to travel. I have prepared a fast horse for you. Look—"
He stuffed his fingers into his mouth and whistled. The patter of hooves was clearly audible, and two large Turkic horses galloped quickly from afar. Although these two big horses are not as majestic and mighty as the bloody horses, they are tall and strong, and they are good at running.
"My lord, please get on the horse!" Haniba said respectfully as he handed the reins of the horse to him.
"Ali Baba, don't you guys have bloody horses? Hurry up and get two of them for me to ride!" Mrs. Lin was thinking about the bloody horses, seeing that Haniba had taken two ordinary horses to fool himself, he was very big in his heart. Reluctantly, he spoke directly.
"This—" Haniba said embarrassingly: "I will tell you the truth, my lord. Although I, Turkic, produce sweat and blood BMWs, they are extremely precious and very rare. This time Master Asile brought ten sweat and blood BMWs. , two of them are given to you, my lord, and the rest are given to—oh, our lord has no bloody horses!"
Damn it, you just gave me two horses and they're gone. I have so many wives, if I run around in the future, I won't have one horse for everyone. He snorted and said, "Alibaba, you are not filial enough. You Turkic people are good at horsemanship. You have fought against me, Dahua, for many years. Don't you ride a hard-earned horse?"
Haniba laughed loudly and said: "I know from hearing this, my lord, you have never been to the Northland. It is true that I Turkic people are good at horsemanship, but sweaty horses are a gift from the gods. They are extremely precious. How can they be used in battle?" Horses? Our warhorses are all bred by crossbreeding the worst sweathorse and ordinary horses, just like the two you see, although after years of breeding, the lineage of the sweathorse is getting farther and farther away, but they are also It is definitely not comparable to your Dahua's dwarf horse."
Damn it, it turned out that all the horses were riding mongrels. Master Lin smiled, turned on the horse, and slapped the horse on the back hard. The two big horses kicked off their hooves and galloped out of the city.
As expected, Turkic people are all natural riders. Master Lin has fought on horseback, so when it comes to equestrian skills, he is not bad at all, but this Haniba is galloping, and his riding skills are even more exquisite than him.
"Alibaba, your Turkic horse is really good." Lin Wanrong walked side by side with Haniba and praised.
"Of course, we Turks can be strong because of this galloping horse." Haniba said triumphantly.
"Then what are you Turkic horses afraid of?" Lin Wanrong said casually.
"Afraid of fire and smoke, our Turkic horses are good at running, but not good at endurance." Haniba said.
This kid was really filial, Lin Wanrong patted him on the shoulder, laughed, and the two of them walked straight out of the city. There were as many as a hundred missionaries sent by the Turks this time. Except for a small number of people who lived in the posthouses in the city, the others camped outside the city. For the Turkic people, camping is obviously more suitable for their life.
The two rode to the north for a while, and saw a towering green mountain from a distance, tall and straight, with green pines standing upright on the mountain, mountain springs flowing, and the scenery was very beautiful. At the foot of the mountain is a large piece of grass, and the grass that just poked its head out has dyed the earth with a layer of light green. Dozens of white tents were set up at the foot of the mountain. From a distance, they looked like patches of white clouds, which looked very eye-catching in the green of the ground. [Paradise Kiss Hand Slap]
This place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the scenery is pleasant. These Turkic people really know how to choose a place, Lin Wanrong snorted.
In the distance, from the surrounding of the white tent, two steeds sprang out. Go straight to them. Haniba let out a long cry of "Woo-", pulled the reins of the horse, raised the horse's front hooves, jumped up half of its body, raised its head and neighed for a long time.
"My lord, Master Lu Dongzan and Master Asile are here to welcome you." Haniba said anxiously. Lin Wanrong raised his eyes and saw two people sitting on two horses running towards him, they were Ashle and Lu Dongzan.
When the two rushed to the front, Lu Dongzan put one hand on his chest, bent down and saluted, "Master Lin is here, and Lu Dongzan is very honored!"
Lin Wanrong cupped his fists and said with a giggle, "Brother Lu, how are you, brother, how are you too!"
Seeing that he called him nondescript, the two couldn't help but glanced at each other, with a smile on their faces, and the four of them went straight to the camp. Several tall wooden frames were set up in the camp, on which were tied several fresh wild sheep, and the bonfire was raging. Roast the wild sheep until golden, the oil drops slowly, poured on the flames, the sparks popped up, and there was a burst of crackling noise, and three wooden sticks were used to build a shelf next to it, and several large iron pots were hung below, and the hot air in the pot Steaming, the scent of wild vegetables came with the wind.
The life of Turkic people is very healthy. They eat green food and play extreme sports. No wonder they are so strong.
Seeing that Master Lin was staring at the food all the way, Ashile glanced at him, and said meaningfully: "Master Lin, we Turkic people grew up riding horses and archery since we were young. It is impossible for us Turkic people to compose poems and embroider." Of course, but compared to horsemanship and knife skills, no one in this world can match us."
Asile's Chinese language was a bit blunt, but Mr. Lin could clearly hear the meaning implied in the words. He chuckled and said: "Brother, what you said is wrong. My Dahua has a vast territory and many ethnic groups. It can be said to be all-encompassing. There are thousands of scenes. There are those who can write poems, those who can embroider, and those who can kill people on horseback. There are many more. Your country and our country have been at war for many years, and I, Dahua, have been holding back. But brother, if you think that Dahua is afraid of the Turks, you are completely wrong. There is a poem in the ancients: The desert is like snow, and Yanshan is full of moon It's like a hook. As long as I want to hit, the barbarian counts as a ball?!"
As a Turkic national teacher, Lu Dongzan also knew something about Dahua culture. Hearing this, he frowned and said, "Is there such a poem? Why haven't I heard of it."
"If you haven't heard of it, it doesn't mean you don't have it. This is the profoundness of my Dahua culture. Brother Lu, you still have to study hard." Lin Wanrong said with a haha.
Lu Dongzan is not an ordinary person either, he nodded and said: "Master Lin is very true. Among my clan, the one who is the most knowledgeable and understands Dahua the most is definitely not Lu Dongzan, but someone else. .”
Lu Dongzan is no longer an easy man, but is there anyone in Turkic who is better than him? ! Lin Wanrong's heart skipped a beat. This strange world is completely different from his previous life. After thousands of years, the Turkic people have not only survived tenaciously, but also become stronger and stronger, almost comparable to Dahua. It is unknown whether Dahua destroyed the Hu people, or the Hu people defeated Dahua. Do you want to help Li Sheng invent something useful? For example, aircraft cannons or something? Haha, I am becoming more and more patriotic!
After he thought about it for a while, the three of them had already stepped into the tent, which was probably Asile's main tent. The tent was covered with a red carpet, and there was pearl goat's milk, full of exotic flavor.
Ashile pointed to the carpet and said proudly: "Master Lin, please take a look, this blanket is called the tear blanket. It is the spoils of war that I captured when I conquered the Tiele tribe in the past. It is so large because of the accumulation of generations, because the teardrops of Tieledada dripped on it, so it is called a tear blanket."
Lu Dongzan explained: "Dada is the younger sister or daughter of Tie Le Dahan, which is equivalent to the princess of Dahua."
Lin Wanrong smiled, and took out the musket from his arms: "Look, you two, this thing is called a pistol, commonly known as a hand-held cannon. Hehe, the power of a cannon. Brother Ashle, you have seen it with your own eyes. In the past My grandpa's great-grandpa took it to war in the north and south, taking Korea and Japan, destroying the Persian food, sweeping the Mongolian leather plains, fighting from Asia to Europe, fishing in the Amazon, drinking horses in the Danube, commanding the world, who would dare not follow? ? Every time they killed a person, they took a piece of hair, and later gathered all the hair to make a carpet and buried it in the ground. Oh, this is the grassland you live in today."
This person is too shameless, how can you have such a history in Dahua? Thanks to your bragging, Lu Dongzan and Ashile looked at him contemptuously at the same time. When they saw the musket in his hand, the two couldn't help but stop, looked at each other, and nodded slightly.
"Don't talk too much, Master Lin, please take a seat." Lu Dongzan changed the topic with a smile, and pulled Lin Wanrong to sit cross-legged.
Mr. Lin sat on the carpet, his legs were numb, and he was very uncomfortable. No wonder the Turkic people like riding horses so much. It turned out that there was no way to sit cross-legged like this for a few days without getting sciatica.
While speaking, an attendant had already brought in the whole roasted fat sheep, together with the rack. The fat lamb is roasted golden, and the oil drips down, and it is delicious and attractive. Ashle picked up the wine glass and said, "Master Lin is very grateful for being able to come to my banquet today. Come on, let's drink this glass. Welcome to Master Lin."
Ashile and Lu Dongzan drank their glasses in one gulp, wiped the corners of their mouths with their big hands, still wanting more. As soon as Mr. Lin brought it to his mouth, he felt a fishy smell coming to his nostrils, what the hell is this? Horse pee
Ashle laughed and said: "Master Lin has never drunk this good bar. This is our Turkic special horse wine. It is squeezed from a pregnant mare. It is very enjoyable. It is better than squeezing a woman." Still have fun!"
rude! Is that called **? That's Mimi, okay? ! Master Lin despised Asile in his heart, closed his eyes and took a sip of marshmallow, smelly and bitter, it was unspeakably unpleasant, and he didn't know how those two big noses drank it. Finally, roasted whole lamb is the specialty of the Hu people. It is spicy and pungent but also tender and delicious. It is also a pure green natural food. Master Lin gulped it down a few mouthfuls before he completely forgot about the horse meat.
Seeing Mr. Lin gobbling it up, the two smiled slightly. Asile clapped his hands, and there was a soft rattle outside the door, and several barbarian women walked in. Their whole bodies were covered in a thin piece of light yellow silk. Between the forehead and the forehead, the silk was cut, revealing a white belly and a pair of charming eyes.
These bearded women are taller than the Dahua women, and their figures are more prominent. Their breasts are full and firm, like continuous mountain peaks, and their hips are round and firm, like tough grinding discs.
Damn, a woman riding a horse is good, her butt is big and round, her tits are raised and straight, hot enough, should I add a steel pipe to the tent to open the eyes of Ashile and Lu Dongzan
Looking at the women full of exotic styles, Lin Wanrong felt itchy in his heart, and Ashle looked at the bearded women for a while, swallowed hard, and clapped his hands lightly. A burst of string music sounded, and several plump Huren women slowly wriggled along with the rhythm of the music.
The thin silk gauze can't cover the rounded double peaks and raised buttocks. With the rhythm of the music, the bearded girls with beautiful figures can swing their waists as much as they want, their big beautiful eyes reveal a hint of ambiguity, and their breasts and buttocks move together. Suddenly there was a crash, and all the silk was thrown away, and several women wore short skirts, revealing slender and white breasts, slightly twisted buttocks, and slightly different legs, revealing the indescribable scenery in the skirts, an indescribable charm.
It's strong, it must be very strong when clamped. Lin Wanrong was watching with relish, but heard Ashle's voice ringing in his ears: "My lord, if you like it, I will give these girls to you."
"This, isn't it good?! Do they know how to dance pole dancing? Come on, come on." Master Lin wiped his saliva and said.
Ashile and Lu Dongzan looked at each other with a smile, and Lu Dongzan said, "My lord, we want to borrow something from you?"
"Borrow what?" Lin Wanrong asked without looking back.
"Borrow the cannon!!!" Ashler said with a smile.