"Borrow a cannon? Okay!" Master Lin said happily: "I have two with me, one big and one small, which one do you want?!"
"Carry it with you?!" Lu Dongzan and Ashile looked at each other in blank dismay. Can the cannon be carried with you? How advanced is Dahua's technological level!
"My lord, can I borrow the cannon you carry with you?!" Lu Dongzan looked Lin Wanrong up and down, and said cautiously.
"A small cannon, that's it, you two have also seen it." Master Lin raised his gun and said, "This is called a hand-held cannon. It is the latest product jointly developed by Dahua and Xiyang. It is estimated that it will be assembled in a few years. Our cavalry and infantry."
Lu Dongzan and Ashile have dealt with Mr. Lin several times. Listening to his words, they are like clouds floating in the sky. I don't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false, but this musket is exquisite in structure and exquisite in workmanship. , you can tell at a glance that it is not ordinary. Is it true that Dahua has developed the latest hand-held firearm as Mr. Lin said
"Master Lin, what about the other cannon? Is it on your body too?!" Ashle asked hastily.
Lord Lin chuckled: "The other one is called the big cannon, of course it is also on me. This cannon is a natural artifact, majestic in shape and boundless in power. It once bombarded twelve virgins in one night with the same firepower. How is it, isn't it powerful? "Mr. Lin glanced lewdly at those barbarian women who were wearing revealing clothes and posing, nodded and said: "But you Turkic women are big, and you grew up on horseback. My lord, this cannon will deal with twelve It is estimated that one will be difficult, but it is no problem to bring down ten."
The more the two listened, the more confused they became. Master Lin's cannon was going to hit a virgin at one moment, and a bearded girl at another, what kind of a thing is it
See the puzzled eyes of these two people. Lin Wanrong laughed loudly, and gave the two of them a nasty look: "Brother, Brother Lu, speaking of this cannon, in fact, you also have it, but it's just a small one. I have an enlarged caliber. It will make the women of the world frightened by the news, and they will be in love with each other."
Only then did the two Turkic people understand what master Lin was talking about. They were simply a gentle scum, worse than a beast. Such a person could be Dahua's deputy minister, which shows how far Dahua has declined.
The two were both happy and sad in their hearts. Ashle laughed and said, "My lord really has a wonderful idea, I'm waiting to admire it. It's just that what I want to borrow from my lord is the kind of artillery that was displayed at the martial arts arena that day. It's powerful and light. .”
Master Lin lowered his cheeks and said nothing. Ashile immediately continued: "Your Excellency is young and energetic, with fierce firepower. I, these Turkic beauties, just relieved your anger. You guys—" He pointed at the dancing barbarian women in the field, crackling After a while of texts, Master Lin's head was smoking. Damn, what kind of bird language is this? English is not like English, and French is not French.
Lu Dongzan knew that he didn't understand, so he automatically translated: "Ashile said, let them serve Master Lin well. The serving Master Lin is comfortable. When he returns home, he will report to Vija Khan and promote their parents and elder brothers."
As soon as the words fell, the effect was immediately apparent, and several barbarian women clung to Master Lin like sticky candy, twisted their waists and rubbed their plump chest and round buttocks against his body, Ashile and Lu Dongzan also secretly swallowed their saliva. Suddenly, the heat in the big tent was extremely hot, and the temperature rose several degrees in an instant.
Turkic woman, she really has a good figure, if you do a chest push, tsk tsk, I am so happy. Mr. Lin groped vigorously on Hu Nu's body with both hands, stretched down the silky satin into the robe, held the snow-white thigh, and squeezed it hard, the Hu woman snorted, just like a sleep-deprived Persia As captivating as a cat.
Seeing Master Lin being so bold and unrestrained, Ashile and Lu Dongzan felt inferior. Ashley swallowed his saliva and said, "My lord, we just told you about borrowing cannons, look—"
Master Lin narrowed his eyes, touched the chest of a bearded girl, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm afraid you have found the wrong person. I am just a deputy minister of the Ministry of Officials who has not yet taken office, a small official with the size of a sesame seed and a mung bean. You should go to the barracks for things like borrowing cannons. Don’t you guys know someone? How about this? Let me introduce you to someone, General Dahua Li Tai, do you know him?! He is in charge of the frontier army, and he has plenty of red cannons you want, so just go to him. Send some bloody BMWs, some beautiful women, and you will be able to get through."
Ashile smiled mischievously: "Master Lin is joking. Old General Li Tai has been fighting with me in Turks for many years. How can we not know each other. If we can get through his way, we won't have to look for you anymore."
Lin Wanrong snorted inwardly. These Turkic people are not idiots. They know that the biggest threat to them from Dahua is the cannon in red. The previous red cannons were bulky, cumbersome, and extremely inconvenient to move, and their power against the Turks was limited. But it's different now. Xu Wei got Lin Wanrong's advice and sent people to study artillery technology on an iron-clad ship in France. After being improved by a master like Xu Zhiqing, he not only shot farther, but also shot more accurately. The power of the artillery was greatly improved. The size has also been reduced a lot, and it can be easily towed away with only two war horses. The Turkic people are also knowledgeable. Knowing that artillery is the greatest threat to them, they tried their best to get a study. It's just that the number of newly improved cannons is not very large, and they are under the control of Li Tai himself, and leakage is strictly prohibited, so they have been unable to succeed.
"Brother, what do you want cannons for? Don't you Turks conquer the world by riding horses? The heavy artillery can't be pulled by two horses, so it's useless for you to take it back!" Lin Wanrong laughed.
Lu Dongzan flashed his eyes, nodded and said: "Master Lin is right, we Turks are horseback people, and this artillery is indeed of little use to us. But we have been wandering around the capital these days and have nothing to do. It just so happened that Ashler told me about Master Lin’s invitation to watch the cannon show. We brothers were all interested, so we wanted to get a cannon to play with. Besides, there are many rabbits and wild wolves on this mountain. A few of them are just right for playing. As Master Lin said, the cannon is so heavy that two horses can’t move it, so you don’t have to worry about us pulling it away. After we play for a few days, I’ll return it to you, for To show our sincerity, Ashler specially prepared four Turkic beauties to dedicate to the adults.
What kind of person is Lin Wanrong? He is an old ancestor who played tricks. Seeing the flickering in Asile's eyes, he knew that he must have other plans. Master Lin laughed and said, "So you two are going to use cannons to hunt. It's really a fantastic idea. It's just that I said it just now, and I'm a soft-spoken person. There's nothing I can do about it!"
Lu Dongzan shook his head and said, "Your Excellency is too modest. When you led troops to wipe out the White Lotus Sect in Shandong, the artillery made great achievements and had great prestige in the army. As long as you speak, there is nothing you can't do."
Damn it, the barbarian really thought hard, and even found out about these things. Seeing the eager eyes of Ashile and Lu Dongzan, one can imagine the mood of getting the cannon, Lin Wanrong sighed in embarrassment: "You two brothers, you don't know, although I have many iron buddies in the army, There is nothing to say about a good relationship. But now the cannons of the Shenji Camp are all under the control of Li Tai. You know this old man. He is careful and cautious. He has to light a little cannon himself every day before he is willing to fall asleep. Even if I want to help, I will help No way."
Ashile and Lu Dongzan looked at each other, but they didn't expect that Mr. Lin looked greedy and lustful on the outside. At a critical moment, he suddenly became principled. It seems that he still didn't work hard enough. The two looked at each other, Ashle gritted his teeth, took out a small cloth bag from his arms and said, "Master Lin, I want you to look at something."
The small bag was not big and very light in weight, so I couldn't see what was in it. But Ashle took it out carefully, as if caring for a treasure, and showed it in front of Lin Wanrong.
A faint pungent smell came, with a strange fragrance in the bitterness, which was exciting. Lin Wanrong closed her eyes and sniffed vigorously. The smell seemed familiar and strange at the same time.
"My lord, this is a good thing." Asile licked his lips, a greedy gleam flashed in his eyes, as if he was holding a handful of golden gold in his hand, and even the calm Lu Dongzan turned his eyes wide. Guang, staring closely at the small bag, motionless.
Ashle took a small pot without water and poured the contents of the small bag slowly. Lin Wanrong could see clearly that it was a handful of withered yellow leaves cut into thin strips, which gave a faint pungent smell. The smell became more and more intense.
Without waiting for Lin Wanrong to take a closer look, Ashle put the lid on the pot, smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong, took a spark from the nearby torch, burned a piece of dry grass, and threw it into the pot very quickly. A faint light smoke slowly spewed out from the long and narrow mouth of the pot, and a familiar smell rushed over.
What, what is this? Master Lin took a deep breath, and his expression gradually became serious.
When Ashile and Lu Dongzan saw the light smoke rising, they immediately showed joy, put their nostrils to the spout of the pot, took a deep breath, then raised their heads together, and let out a long breath, with an incomparably carefree look. At ease, it seems to be a fairy in the sky.
"Master Lin, take a quick breath." Ashile hurriedly handed the small pot to Lin Wanrong, and said courteously.
Lin Wanrong took the small pot, sank her face into the water, and squeezed the small pot so tightly that she couldn't even feel the burning pain in her hand. Strange things happen every year, especially this year. How could things that even Dahua didn’t have appear in the hands of Turkic people
He took a deep breath into the spout, and a hot and hot feeling made his nose sore, and he couldn't help coughing twice. Ashile and Lu Dongzan laughed, glanced at him, and said proudly, "Master Lin, what do you think?"
Lin Wanrong held the small pot, was silent for a while, and said solemnly: "Brother, Brother Lu, where did this thing come from?!"
Seeing that he didn't ask the name of the thing, but asked the origin first, the two of them were a little surprised. Could it be that this miraculous Deputy Minister of the Ministry of Officials has seen this thing before? That would be amazing!
The two looked at each other, and Lu Dong praised: "Master Lin, have you seen this spicy nose before?"
"What kind of grass?!" Master Lin asked loudly with his eyes wide open.
"Spicy nose grass!" Seeing Master Lin's expression, Lu Dongzan said with a smile: "Oh, the name Spicy nose grass. Your Excellency must have never heard of it. This is our Turkic language. You Dahua must not have such a name." Spicy nose grass. This spicy nose grass was born in the south of our Turks, near the edge of the Dahua desert. It is a natural growth. But the amount is very small, and it can’t grow a few catties a year. The soldiers and horses in our family were injured. When I got sick, sometimes I was so sick that I couldn’t even walk steadily, so we would blow the smoke of Spicy Nosalis into the nasal cavity, so that the illness would be cured. Over time, everyone became addicted and liked it more and more. The taste of this spicy nose grass. It’s just that this kind of spicy nose grass is not easy to grow. I can only find two to three catties a year in the whole Turkic. It’s not false to say that it is worthless. I still have these five years ago when I wiped out Tie Le , The spoils given to me by the Great Khan have been treasured up to this day. Master Lin, try it again, I guarantee you will like Spicy Nosed Grass."
"Spicy nose grass, spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong murmured twice, then suddenly laughed and said: "Okay, good, what a spicy nose grass. You Turks are indeed rich in products. But you two remember, from now on you will only You can call it spicy nose, but you can’t call it tobacco. It’s not allowed to be called tobacco, otherwise, I’ll never end with you.”
"My lord, what does tobacco mean?" Lu Dongzan wondered.
"Tobacco is a herb that smokes, and it's not as good as your spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother, I think you are too stingy, just a little spicy nose grass, and you can finish smoking in two or three puffs." , and some more. I’ll take it back and give it to my eldest wife, younger wife, father-in-law, mother-in-law and mother-in-law.”
Seeing that Mr. Lin was more interested than touching a woman's thigh, the two immediately felt that there was something going on. Asile gritted his teeth, he grabbed another handful of spicy nose grass from the small bag and was about to put it in, but Master Lin stretched out his hand, snatched the small bag, and said with a smile: "Why are you so polite, give it to me together That's enough, I'll go back and find a few people to handle such small things as bag splitting."
I have seen shameless people before, but I have never seen such shameless people. It is a miracle that Dahua has found such a person to be an official. Seeing Master Lin unceremoniously put the peppercorns into his pocket, Asile's heart was bleeding, and the muscles on his face twitched a few times, but he had to put on a smile and said: "Although this peppercorns is extremely precious, But since the adults like it, Ashley should give it away with both hands. It's just the matter of borrowing cannons—"
Master Lin received the big gift, his chest slapped loudly, and he laughed loudly: "No problem, let alone a cannon, I can get you even an airplane. Brother Lu, I have one more thing to ask you." .”
Seeing Master Lin readily agreeing, the two were immediately overjoyed, and Lu Dongzan hurriedly said: "Master Lin, please tell me, Lu Dongzan will know everything and say everything."
Master Lin grinned: "Brother Lu, you have a lot of knowledge, you must know how to write."
"That's natural." Lu Dong said with a smile: "I won't speak Turkic characters, and I will write a lot of Dahua Chinese."
"Wow, I didn't expect Brother Lu to be so capable that he could even write my Chinese characters!" Lord Lin clapped his hands and laughed, "Brother Lu, can you draw a picture of the border between your two countries? I read so much that I even forgot where the national border is. I am ashamed, ashamed!"
Damn it, is this person really shameless? ! Ashle was robbed of spicy nose grass by Mr. Lin, it was like half a catty of his body was cut off, and he was not pleasing to Mr. Lin no matter what.
"It's simple!" Lu Dongzan said with a smile, took a burnt charcoal from the tent and drew on the carpet in the big tent.
"Look, my lord, here is Ulan-Ude, here is Irkutsk, and between them is Lake Baikal. This place originally belonged to Tiele and Khitan, and later these two tribes were destroyed by our clan. This area is ours. That’s right. To the south is the Selenge River and Checheerleg, which we brought back after we destroyed Huihe. It runs through the Jinshan (Altai Mountain) mountain range from east to west, and to Ust-Kut in the north, all of which are our Turkic territories. If there is still a boundary between your country and ours, that boundary will stay here for the time being, we call it Balikun, and you call it Yiwu." Lu Zhaozan really deserves to be a Turkic national teacher. In just a few minutes, the spheres of influence of Turks and Dahua were marked on the map.
Lord Lin shook his head when he heard one head and two big, and said, "What kind of pervert, what kind of car grid, and what kind of pants, these names are really good. Brother Lu, you Turkic people are really educated."
Lu Dongzan nodded and said with a smile: "That's natural. Our Turkic land straddles the two extreme regions of desert and grassland, and there are many nomadic peoples. Tiele and Khitan alone were stronger than us in the past. If I, Turkic, don't have some real skills, How can it occupy such a large area and make all the nations submit to it?" [Heaven's Kiss Hand Slap]
Surrender? Surrender ass, who are you bluffing, ethnic issues are the most difficult to deal with, and when they turn against it, you will feel better. Master Lin nodded in praise and said, "If you have the ability, you really have the ability. Brother Lu, is this the Jinzi Mountain you mentioned?"
"It's not Jinzishan, it's Jinshan." Lu Dongzan corrected.
"Brother Lu is very knowledgeable. If my younger brother remembers correctly, this Jinshan seems to belong to me, Dahua." Master Lin said with a smile, telling you that you have a hooked nose and dare to bully me. Singing big, when will it be your Turkic turn to occupy Jinshan
Lu Dongzan saw that he was confused about the geographical location of Dahua and Turkic. At first, he thought he was a blind man and sneered at him. When he heard that Jinshan belonged to Dahua, he couldn't help but tremble. Turkic and Dahua have been fighting for many years. It is roughly bounded by the Jinshan Mountains. It was not until the Turks wiped out other forces in the north in recent years that they broke through the Jinshan Mountains and invaded the Yiwu and Ejina lines. What is this kid
"Well, it's common for the two countries to have disputes and exchanges with each other." Lu Dong praised.
"We have a relationship?!" Master Lin chuckled, "Oh, by the way, brother Lu, where does your spicy nose grow?"
"Between Kebuduo and Altai, this is the location!" Lu Dongzan pointed to the map and asked curiously, "Master Lin, what are you asking for?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Maybe one day, I'll go to Kebuduo and have some contact with you." Master Lin grinned and said casually.
"Welcome, welcome, welcome Master Lin to visit me in Kobdo." Asile gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Master Lin, look at the cannon—"
"Well, it's up to me. I'll let you know when I'm done. It will take a while for Li Sheng and the others to develop it—" Master Lin said to himself.
"My lord, what research and development?" Ashler asked in confusion.
"Oh, I mean, I'll give you the latest cannons, so you can enjoy hunting as well, as long as you don't bombard our palace by then." Master Lin smiled with a smile on his face, but what he said was It shocked the two Turkic envoys.
Ashile and Lu Dongzan both had a strange feeling. This Master Lin entered the Turkic camp as if he were at home, he was as relaxed and casual as he could eat, touch, and take what he needed, and he was not polite at all. Let him take it all up, but neither of them can be sure about what he promised. Who is playing whom? The two became confused together.
As the sun was setting, Master Lin hiccupped, touched the chest of a charming bearded woman, and then galloped away holding the "spicy nose grass" that Ashle regarded as his life.
"Shameless! Shameless! Dirty rabbit shit!" Looking at Master Lin's handsome back, Asile could no longer hold back his anger, drew out his saber with a slam, and shouted loudly: "Lu Dongzan, I really want to slash you!" killed him!"
Lu Dongzan said seriously: "Ashile, don't be impulsive. Did he not want the woman you gave him?"
Ashile snorted: "It's okay if you don't want it, but you can kiss and touch him, and he has all the advantages. These are all concubines in my account!"
"This person is not simple!! Ashley, I hope you and I don't get it wrong!" Lu Dongzan said softly, "It's not simple. If I go to the battlefield in the future, I will kill this kid first." Ashley With a muffled snort, he said again: "Lu Dongzan, on the other side, should we continue to contact?"
"Yes! And hurry up! Must be quick!" Looking at Lin Wanrong's retreating back, Lu Dongzan sighed softly: "I have an ominous premonition that this Lin San will be a big trouble for us!"
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In fact, I have been working hard to code words, brothers have been waiting for a long time! !