Coming out of the Turkic camp, he galloped wildly for a while, leaving the barbarian tent far behind him. Only then did Lin Wanrong slow down, and the tall Turkic horse walked slowly along with hooves.
Seeing that there was no one around, Lin Wanrong took out the "Spicy Nose Grass" snatched from Ashile's hand hidden in his bosom, and observed it carefully. The leaves of these Turkic "spicy nose grass" are rough, far less delicate than the tobacco leaves he saw in his previous life, and the cutting is very random. Turkic people seldom use paper, let alone cigarettes. "I can only inhale with my nose. If this thing was placed in Dahua, it would have already become popular.
Putting the leaf up to his nose and sniffing it hard, Lin Wanrong couldn't help sighing comfortably even though the tobacco leaves were rough and had a pungent smell. This thing is a good thing. If it can be grown in large quantities in Dahua, and then sold to Korea, Dongying or even Europe, then Dahua will make a lot of money. I don’t know if the people in Dahua have started planting tobacco leaves now. If not, they can only go to Turks. Lu Dongzan said that the tobacco leaves grow in the north of the Altai Mountains. When are you going to study the map with Lao Xu? , Send a few people to occupy it and forget it.
After wandering in his mind for a while, he made a detour to the school field where he used to confront Su Mubai. He saw drums and drums roaring, the sound of killing was loud, and tens of thousands of horses galloped forward, as if they were practicing a cavalry battle. Hu Bugui and the others had already returned to the establishment. Before the army set off, hundreds of thousands of elites from Li Tai's army would practice drills here every day. Considering that the Hu people are good at horse fighting, Li Tai focused on cavalry confrontation As a result, Hu Bugui, Du Xiuyuan, Xu Zhen and others were highly valued because of this.
"General Lin, why are you here?!" Seeing Lin Wanrong riding a big horse, walking slowly towards the camp. Li Sheng and Hu Bugui, who had already received the report, hurried out.
Lin Wanrong got off his horse, patted the Turkic horse's back, and said with a smile, "Brother Hu, do you know what kind of horse this is?"
Hu Bugui snorted disdainfully: "Turkic horses are tall and powerful. They are good at running and stabbing. Their weakness lies in endurance. When I was on the northern front line, I saw Turkic horses countless times. They are not precious. Mr. Lin, Where did you get this from?"
Lin Wanrong smiled mysteriously: "These bastard Turkic horses are certainly not treasures. But what about purebred sweat-blooded BMWs, Brother Hu. Brother Li, you are well-informed, have you ever seen sweat-blooded BMWs?"
"Sweat and blood BMW?" Hu Bugui was taken aback: "Sweat and blood BMW is a Turkic specialty. It is said that it is a descendant of Tianma. It is tall and handsome and can travel thousands of miles a day. There are very few Turks. When I fought against the Hu people in the past, I saw one on the prairie. Master Lin, how did you talk about the bloody horse? Could it be that you have seen it!"
Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "Sweaty BMW, it's very common. It eats grass and pulls shit. My family just imported two horses yesterday. When will I let the elder brothers go for a walk?"
"Two horses?" Hu Bugui's eyes were wide open, with an expression of disbelief on his face: "General Lin, you are not kidding, are you? One of these hard-earned horses is worth thousands of gold. When did you get two? Where did you import it from!"
"It was given to me by bribery." Mr. Lin said mysteriously.
Hu Bugui and Li Sheng were astonished when they heard that General Lin was really extraordinary, he even said the matter of accepting bribes so directly.
"Cough, cough," Hu Bugui said haha: "It turned out to be a gift from a friend, General Lin, I, Hu Bugui, have never touched a bloody BMW in my life, when can I go to your house to see it? "
"No problem." Lin Wanrong smiled coquettishly: "Brother Hu is really an expert. The mane of that bloody BMW is golden and soft, and it is more comfortable than touching a woman's thigh. After this matter is over, you call the brothers to come In my house, let's hold a BMW meeting, let these bloody BMWs take off their clothes, let's touch them, sweat and blood, hahahaha!"
What a fuck, but I like it! Hu Bugui and Li Sheng followed Mr. Lin and laughed loudly. Several people said a few words, Hu Bugui said: "General Lin, you came to see us today, but what do you want us to do?"
Hu Bugui and the others had been with Lin Wanrong for a long time, and they knew his temperament clearly. This General Lin is usually free and has nothing to do, and he would never go to the barracks. Something's wrong with the water.
Lin Wanrong clasped his fists at Li Sheng, smiled and said, "I'm going to trouble Brother Li. Brother Li, how are the cannons in our Shenji Battalion improving now?"
Li Sheng glanced around and said in a low voice: "We just experimented a few days ago. The improved artillery can shoot at a distance of one mile, but the power has not been reduced much. At the same time, Ms. Xu also thought of a way to The base of the artillery is added, the rotation is more flexible, and the weight is also reduced a lot.”
Why is that girl Xu Zhiqing interested in everything, astronomy and mathematics are not counted, even bows, crossbows and cannons are also involved. Lin Wanrong nodded and said, "Brother Li, do me a favor. Find the bulkiest and oldest cannon, adjust it carefully, and repaint it to make it look like our new cannon. Write a few words on it, Get two wheel racks and give them to me, I can use them!"
Li Sheng said strangely: "General Lin, what do you want this for? We have already eliminated the old and heavy artillery. If you want to play with artillery, I will get you the latest one, which can be pulled by two horses. It can be rotated around to adjust the angle."
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly: "Brother Li, what I want is the old cannon. Remember, this cannon looks brand new and bright on the outside, and it looks like a new one, but the inside is full of scrap iron, so it can't be fired! A few foreign words are painted on it so that they can’t understand it. In short, the more foreign, trendy, and bluffing people, the better.”
Li Sheng was confused when he heard that, but Mr. Lin is cunning and treacherous, and he has never suffered a disadvantage. If he does what he says, it will definitely be fine. Li Sheng said embarrassingly: "General, it will be no problem to do what you want. But the cannon is painted with foreign characters, and I have little knowledge. Excuse me, what is foreign language? What kind of foreign language is painted?"
Lin Wanrong took out a pen and paper from his pocket, scribbled down a few strokes, and handed it to Li Shengdao: "Just write these words, remember, the color must be bright and conspicuous!"
Li Sheng looked at those crooked letters in a daze, and Hu Bugui also stared: "General, is this foreign language? You are so good! How do you pronounce this thing, and what does it mean? "
Lin Wanrong took the slip of paper, pointed to the letters on it and said, "Everyone follow me, FUCK, FACK, FACK, must be FACK."
"Fake, Fake, must be Fake." Li Sheng and Hu Bugui read aloud following General Lin modestly and studiously, and Lin Wanrong laughed loudly: "Fake, cool! Remember, these few The words were painted on the cannon, and I named it Fake Cannon!"
"General, what does this Fake mean?! Why do I feel that you like Fake very much?" Li Sheng asked strangely, and Hu Bugui nodded again and again, deeply convinced.
General Lin rolled his eyes: "Oh, two big brothers, I am a civilized person, and I didn't want to say foul words at first, but you must force me. What this Fake means is, oh, Brother Hu, I heard that you are in the Eighth National Congress of the Communist Party of China. There was a concubine in the alley, so what is the scientific name for what you do every night?"
Hu Bugui blushed, embarrassed to speak, Li Sheng smiled and said: "Brother Hu, that's called Huanhao, isn't it?!"
Lord Lin shook his head and said, "Happy is too civilized, but it's rare for you to be civilized once, so let's just say that, Fake means to be happy, to be happy hard!"
"Fake Cannon? Happy Cannon?" Hu Bugui and Li Sheng looked at each other, trying their best to hold back their laughter. This General Lin is indeed a genius, and the name of this cannon is amazing!
After the matter of "Happy Cannon" was settled, Lin Wanrong humbly asked Hu Bugui for geography knowledge, and what he paid most attention to was the tobacco-growing Kobdo. According to his thinking, resources are dead and people are alive. Turks don't realize how big changes tobacco will bring to society, so I, Mr. Lin, will reluctantly help out. Kill Turks and rob them women, snatch their BMWs, snatch their tobacco. Since ancient times, only Turks have robbed Dahua. Why can’t I, Dahua, rob Turks? As the saying goes, take a step back, the sea and the sky will be brighter, go further, and the happiness will be endless!
Hu Bugui listened to Mr. Lin talking about running the train, what about Ulan-Ude, what about Irkutsk, what about Selenge River, Checheerleg, Ust-Kut, and even which piece of land the Turks came from. Whoever snatched it is clear. Hu Bugui was agitated, he held General Lin's hand tightly and said: "The general is really a man of God. The last general has fought against the Hu people for many years, and he only knows the area around Balikun. The general has never fought, but even their history and Even Khan understands it so clearly. God bless me, Dahua, and sent General Lin to us. When he goes to the battlefield in the future, with the hills in the general's chest, he will be able to strategize and win a decisive victory thousands of miles away."
This old Hu's flattering skills have also improved a lot. Lin Wanrong said shyly: "Brother Hu is laughing at you. I just like to study and have broken a million books."
Li Sheng and Hu Bugui have become accustomed to Mr. Lin's shamelessness, and it would be abnormal if he stopped bragging one day. At present, Lin Wanrong drew a rough map according to the half-baked map he learned from Lu Dongzan, and Hu Bugui added it, marking the exact location of Kebuduo. Although I don't know why General Lin is so interested in Kobduo, seeing that his attitude at this time is very different from before, from "I want to fight" to "I want to fight", Hu Bugui is naturally very happy in his heart. He has nothing to hold back, he knows everything, and he has nothing to say.
When returning to the city from the school grounds, it was night time. Lin Wanrong remembered that there were two banquets between Gaoli and King Cheng, and he hesitated for a while, wondering whether he should go or not. Goryeo's banquet is fine, but I have been fighting against King Cheng. This old boy invited himself to the banquet, not knowing what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd.
After walking in the city for a while, Lin Wanrong suddenly stopped in his tracks when he arrived at a secluded place, looked around cunningly, and called softly, "Fairy, fairy—"
Called a few times, and there was silence everywhere, no one answered. Lin Wanrong was puzzled. According to the agreement, the fairy should be by her side at all times to protect herself. Today, I don't know where she is hiding in the barbarian camp.
"Fairy Ning—Yu Xi, Yu Xi—" Lin Wanrong yelled twice, then felt a breeze blowing around him, and a faint fragrance blew by. Turning his head, he saw Fairy Ning standing quietly with her face sinking like water. next to myself. [Paradise Kiss Hand Slap]
"Hey, Sister Immortal, where did you come from?" Master Lin looked at her strangely: "I've been looking for you for a long time, but I didn't see you!"
Ning Yuxi had no expression on her face, and said lightly: "What did you call me just now?!"
"Fairy Ning!" Lin Wanrong opened his mouth and answered.
"What was it called later?"
"Yuxi—"
There was a soft "snap", but a scabbard flew out quickly, with a strong momentum, and hung directly on the nearby tree, penetrating three points. Fairy Ning looked at him with a watery face, but there was a slight look of anger in the corners of her eyes.
"Yu Xi, what's the matter with you? The scabbard and the sword are a pair, how dare you take them apart?!" Lin Wanrong grinned and said shyly.
"Yuxi is not something you can call." Fairy Ning calmed down and said calmly, "You can call me Taoist Ning. I promised to protect your life, but I didn't promise not to make you disabled .If you lose something on your body, as long as you keep your life, I will not violate the agreement. You think it through."
"Yuxi, are you a monk? You can't tell! Oh, what a waste of a pot of dry food!" Master Lin shook his head with regret, his face full of regret.
Ning Yuxi made a swipe, and the long sword flew out of his hand, passing by his ear, Mr. Lin only felt a chill in his ears, and a few protruding hairs fell in response, silently.
***, Threatening me by playing flying swords, I didn’t scare me too much, he wiped the cold sweat from his brow, sighed softly: “The throwing is really accurate. Yuxi, teach me anytime, I’m not afraid of flying knives. Always interested!"
Fairy Ning's self-cultivation really reached home, and said lightly: "This time is just a warning, next time I won't have such good luck—what do you want to say?"
Lin Wanrong sighed: "I want to talk to you for a while, why is it so difficult? Have you been by my side today?"
Fairy Ning closed her eyes slightly, and it was an answer. Lin Wanrong smiled: "Sister Fairy, your skin is really good, and your figure is better—oh, oh, I didn't say it, please take your sword away, please? I am very I like to joke!"
Ning Yuxi pressed the long sword in his hand to his neck, and said slowly: "You have to cherish the opportunity to speak now, it is very likely that you will not be able to speak soon."
"Sister Fairy, what do you think of the barbarians wanting to borrow cannons?" Feeling the cold sword's edge pressed against his neck, Master Lin didn't dare to take advantage of it anymore, and said honestly.
"I don't know!" Ning Yuxi replied succinctly: "I never ask about things I shouldn't care about."
"What about King Cheng? Are you in charge of King Cheng's affairs?" Lin Wanrong seized the opportunity and asked, "He invited me to the dinner party. Should I go? Which suit should I wear? Elder sister Fairy, help me get one." Good idea!"
"You want to ask King Cheng?" A smile flashed in the fairy's eyes: "You shouldn't ask me, there is someone who knows better than me."
"Who?" Lin Wanrong asked puzzled.
"Have you forgotten, she came to kill you that night." Ning Yuxi smiled sweetly, blooming like a peony in the cold winter, extremely gorgeous and charming, but Master Lin felt chilly in his heart, and said bravely: " Sister, who are you talking about, I have been studying hard recently, and my brain has been damaged by reading, please speak clearly."
"You're not out of your mind, you're out of your mind." Ning Yuxi's beautiful smile gradually disappeared, and she pressed her slender fingers to the hilt of the sword.
"Ah, I remembered." Master Lin's face was full of surprise: "Sister is talking about the woman in black who came to kill me that night, that is, your junior sister, right? Sigh, I finally didn't lose my mind." .”
"Do you know her?" Ning Yuxi said lightly.
"I don't know, how could I know her? She is an assassin and I was assassinated. They are completely opposite. Sister Fairy, didn't you see that day? Speaking of which, I haven't thanked Sister Fairy for saving my life." Lin Wanrong With a hippie smile on his face, he arched his fists and bowed three times, secretly thinking in his heart that he would pray to the sky and the earth to worship his parents, it was a success!
"Really? I really don't know him?!" Ning Yuxi looked at him with a hint of teasing in his eyes.
There are only a few people who know their relationship with An Biru. The old emperor is suspicious of Ning Yuxi and will never tell Ning Yuxi about me and An Biru. Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "I really don't know each other. , but she is your junior sister. When Sister Fairy introduces us to each other, it would be great if everyone can get along with each other and make a fortune!"
"Look, what is this?" Ning Yuxi said softly, holding a bee needle in his hand.
"Hey, isn't this a souvenir of our acquaintance? I didn't expect my sister to keep it all the time. It's really affectionate." Lin Wanrong laughed quickly.
"Bee needles, five poisons! There is only one person in this world who can concoct them." Ning Yuxi shook her head and chuckled lightly: "If you say you don't know her, do you believe it yourself? Thank you for making such a good assassination show!"
Lin Wanrong broke into a cold sweat, Fairy Ning is deep enough, so she already knew that I knew Sister An, but she never revealed it, so what is her intention? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to me? Being handsome is troublesome!
"Sister Fairy, I just want to ask you what you think of King Cheng. Why do you attract so many complaints? Is it because you have no one to talk to you, and you feel empty and lonely in your heart!" Lin Wanrong smiled embarrassingly.
Ning Yuxi snorted slightly: "You are not the only smart person in this world, don't treat others as fools. I don't care how Junior Sister An hooks up with you. But you'd better not play tricks in front of me, otherwise— "
"Otherwise, will the head fall to the ground?" Master Lin snorted, pointed at his head, and said loudly, "Chop it up. If you have the ability, come and chop it up. Let's see if it's your sword sharpness, or my neck is hard? You sound like a fairy. Do you think you are really a fairy? If it weren’t for the fact that you and Qingxuan are relatives, I would have killed you with a single shot. You know, you know?” Lin Wanrong pointed to her temple , made a gesture of firing a gun, that fierce look, as if Fairy Ning owed him five hundred taels of silver.
Ning Yuxi felt amused when he saw his angry look, and said lightly, "Have you finished?"
Lin Wanrong turned around quickly, stared at her and said, "Give me that gold medal!"
"What gold medal?" Fairy Ning was taken aback for a moment, then understood immediately, shaking her head and said, "What do you want that gold medal for?"
Master Lin said viciously: "I am not satisfied with the things I bought with money, and now I want to return them! Why, there is no three-guarantee period?! What a service attitude! Give me back the gold medal, and go back to your Xianfang to play. "
Ning Yuxi was angry and funny, this person has all kinds of ideas, she shook her head and said: "I will do what I promised, and the gold medal will never be returned."
Lin Wanrong said angrily: "It's against you! Who is the master and who is the servant, have you figured it out? There is no professionalism, no professionalism, and no professionalism. Your fish-selling Xianfang cultivated talents like you ? Give me back the gold medal, you, go and play!"
Ning Yuxi is famous all over the world, with such a noble status, who has ever yelled at him like this? No matter how self-cultivated he is, seeing Lin San's arrogant and condescending appearance, he couldn't help but feel angry, the long sword in his hand trembled slightly, wishing to stab a few holes in his body.
"You want to kill me, don't you?" Master Lin puffed up his chest and said with a sneer, "Then come! If you dare not kill me, you are my wife! If you kill me, I will not be your husband!! Hehe , your fish-selling Xianfang has a very good reputation, and you will kill your employer at every turn. I can't afford to serve you, sir. Just let you kill me, and everyone will be clean!"
Fairy Ning usually comes into contact with polite and virtuous people, but she has never met such a rascal, her face flushed with anger, she raised the long sword in her hand several times, and finally put it down.
"I, 'Yade Fairy', have never broken my promise. What do you want me to do?" Fairy Ning suppressed the anger in her heart and said calmly.
"What are you doing? I haven't served anyone before! My lord, I'm tired from walking now, so I'll call for a carriage. Also, stop putting on that bitter face and smile more!" Master Lin snorted and ordered.
"You—" Ning Xianzi was trembling with anger, she was silent for a long time, and finally stamped her little feet, turned around and left.