"My lord, can my younger brother take the liberty to ask a question?" Lord Lin said in a gentle manner.
Cheng Wang glanced at him with a smile: "Lord Lin, you are my guest today, why be so polite, just say anything, I will know everything."
Lin Wanrong nodded, pointed at the pretty woman in the field, and said softly: "My lord, can you tell me why you made fun of this young lady? Could it be that she can't laugh normally, or she laughs too much, her mouth Cramp?"
King Cheng was stunned for a moment, what is this called, his mouth cramps from laughing too much? Only kid Lin San could figure it out. The prince laughed, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Master Lin is really humorous. I like you very much. It seems that you are the guest of honor tonight. It's not that this lady can't laugh, but she said, Her smile only blooms on the person she likes, maybe it's you, Mr. Lin!"
"Really?" Lin Wanrong glanced at the woman in the field, and said with a smile: "This lady really has a personality, I like it. In fact, laughing is a very important thing. Oh, old prince, what do you think, What does it take to be successful as a human being?" He said the last sentence loudly, so that everyone in the hall could hear clearly, and when they heard Mr. Lin's high-sounding speech, they immediately stopped talking and listened to him. high theory.
"This king hasn't thought about it yet." Prince Cheng said with a smile, "I hope to hear Lord Lin's advice."
"Of course you don't have to think about it, my lord. You were born with a golden spoon in your mouth. How can we compare with you?" Master Lin grinned, "Tell me, to be a successful person It's very simple, a man has to make progress every day, and a woman has to laugh all the time. Hehe, my lord, you are a brilliant person, so you must understand it as soon as you hear it."
He is a poet, and his words also have assholes, and there are many poets like him in the hall. When they heard his cryptic words, some people couldn't help laughing out loud. This Mr. Lin seems to be a veteran in the sex scene, and he can tell such hidden jokes.
Those who responded quickly understood the meaning of his words, turned around and secretly laughed, but the young lady in the field glanced at him and didn't know what he was thinking.
King Cheng laughed and said: "High, high! Master Lin is really unpredictable, I admire you. Now I am more and more optimistic about you. However, today's audience is all the elite of my Dahua, and you have many Great enemy!" After he finished speaking, he seemed to casually glance at the crowd, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.
If you can be the guest of this lady, you will be happier than the gods. Everyone is attracted by the beauty, and their eyes are on her, thinking hard about how to make her laugh.
Sure enough, he is the elite of Dahua, with extremely quick wit and quick thinking. Lord Lin yawned lazily, and saw the big-bellied Lord Ye who had spoken just now stood up and said, "My colleagues are so humble, so the next official will throw bricks to attract jade and make a fool of yourself first. My lord, let me tell you Make a joke!"
King Cheng nodded and smiled, beckoning him to continue, Lin Wanrong gave him a disdainful look, he was so old and fat, and he still wanted to be the guest of the young lady, it was really ridiculous.
"Brother, what is the position of Master Ye in the court? I see that he is quick-witted and suave, so he should not be inferior to me in official position." Master Lin asked an adult who was sitting behind him road.
The lord was so shocked that he almost spit out the fine wine from his mouth. Lord Lin is indeed a favorite of the emperor, and even Lord Ye doesn't pay attention to him. It seems that his replacement is just around the corner, so maybe he should curry favor with this man. A close minister of the emperor: "Oh, Mr. Lin, you said Mr. Ye, he is the official secretary of the court!" [Heaven's Kiss Hands]
Minister of the Ministry of officials? Yaya, isn't that the boss of my immediate boss? Lord Lin smiled awkwardly: "This brother is really honest. In fact, Master Ye is my Shangfeng, how can I not know him? I just asked this question just to get acquainted with Xiongtai. Xiongtai's surname is Gao , where can I get high?"
The lord hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare, my subordinate Yan Daoji is a scholar of the Wenhua Palace. He is responsible for the transcription and recording of various historical books. , The lower officials also drafted an imperial edict for the emperor."
Oh, isn't this the secretary? This is a good job. Yan Daoji's position is at the top of the back row, which means that he is the first in the second row. Lin Wanrong clasped his fists and said, "So it's Yan Daoji, brother Yan. I've admired him for a long time, and I'm sorry."
Master Lin was chatting with Yan Dao hypocritically, but he heard that Master Ye had already started telling jokes. I saw him with a big belly, walked up to the lady with three steps, and said with a flattering smile: "Once upon a time, a scholar teased a stuttering child, and he said: 'If you call like a duck, I will buy it for you. Eat a bag of melon seeds!" The stuttering child said, "Even if you buy me ten bags of melon... melon... melon... melon seeds, I won't teach you how to call a duck!!!"
While telling jokes, he quacked like that duck, his big belly twitched, it was very ridiculous, everyone laughed together. Master Ye glanced at the young lady proudly, but saw that her expression was indifferent, very indifferent, and she had no intention of laughing at all.
Lin Wanrong laughed, you old man is too lacking in making jokes, how can we men be so honest when we tell jokes, without a little bit of meat, what is it called a joke.
Seeing that Master Ye, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, went out in person, although the effect was minimal, he played a good role in leading the way. Suddenly, several people got up to tell jokes, but that woman was like a natural ice cube, and others laughed backwards and forwards She looked up, but she was expressionless and remained motionless, like a deaf person.
Pretend to look like it! Master Lin secretly laughed, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't have known that you, a vixen, could actually pretend to be a fairy, you look so holy.
Seeing that the atmosphere on the field is getting more and more lively, but there is no one who can make the beautiful woman laugh, King Cheng looked around, his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and he said with a smile: "Su Zhuangyuan, you are the newly promoted Enke leader." , You must have a lot of talent and learning, come and try it soon."
Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai have been dealing with each other for a long time, and immediately took the lead in applauding upon hearing this. Su Mubai glanced at him, nodded and stood up with a smile, "All those present here today are Mu Bai's seniors going up to the peak, and I dare not go beyond that. But since the prince has spoken, I have no choice but to make a fool of myself. Let’s also tell a joke. Lin Xiaomao’s parents have three children, the eldest son is called Dadan, the second son is called Erdan, what is the name of the third son?”
"It's simple, the big one, the second one, and the next one is the third one!" a straight person shouted carelessly.
"Master Lin, what do you think?" Su Mubai asked with a slight smile.
Your grandfather, dare to scold me? Mr. Lin was extremely annoyed. He is an expert in persecuting people. Although this joke is taboo, he can naturally understand the double meaning in it. It must be clearer than anyone."
Su Mubai laughed, and proudly said: "Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children, the oldest one is called Dadan, the second one is called Erdan, and the third one is naturally Lin Xiaomao, hahahaha, let me go, let me go!"
It turned out to be a sharp brain teaser, and it was really funny. Everyone in the venue laughed, and there were some clever people who understood the meaning of the joke. It's true that the third son's name is Lin Xiaomao, but according to the order of his two older brothers, he is also called Lin Sandan, which is not fake at all!
Lin Sandan? ! The man looked at Mr. Lin in horror, only to see him smiling, as if he didn't understand the meaning of it, the man's heart was at ease, fortunately, this Lin Xiaomao is not as clever as me.
The story of Sandan was finished, but the woman still sat upright without saying a word. It seemed that no one could impress her tonight. Everyone was more or less disappointed.
King Cheng saw the flames in Su Mubai's eyes, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He got up and said, "Su Zhuangyuan is very talented and knowledgeable. This king is very happy. It's just that the purpose of tonight is to make the beautiful woman smile. Right now, the beautiful woman has been looking forward to it for a long time, but there is no way." If only one person can succeed, I would be so anxious to call this king. Lord Lin, you are by the emperor's side, and your talents and abilities are naturally top-notch, so you should try it too. But—”
King Cheng paused for a moment, glanced at everyone in the hall, and said with a smile: "My colleagues are all telling jokes. Bo Jia smiled. For the sake of fairness, Master Lin, you can tell a joke too. Do you have any opinions?"
"Okay!" The crowd applauded loudly. They have heard about Master Lin's name for a long time. He won against Goryeo and fought against Turks. There are many strange things, but they have never witnessed his miracles with their own eyes. Today, they can finally open their eyes.
"Oh, my lords love you, Lin San has little talent and learning, and really can't tell jokes." Master Lin got up and smiled shyly, very humble and respectful.
"Brother Lin is too modest." Su Mubai looked at him with twinkling eyes and said, "You are deeply favored by the emperor, and you are the 'No. 1 in the world' written by the emperor himself. The words 'No. 1 in the world' are enough To explain everything, you must have something extraordinary, it is not comparable to mere mortals like us, so what is telling a joke?"
"Yes, yes!" The crowd clamored with enthusiasm.
Lin Wanrong chuckled: "Since Su Zhuangyuan loves you so much, I have no choice but to give it a try. Brother Zhuangyuan, what would you do if you met a mad dog on the street?"
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