Finest Servant

Chapter 36: doggerel

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"Hmph, what's the challenging question? It's just some clever tricks, just for the benefit of the tongue." Ji Chang said angrily, obviously having a lot of resentment for this brain teaser.

Qin Guan chuckled twice and said: "Then let's not talk about this issue. Your brother Ji Chang is usually known as a man of knowledge, why can't he even write a small poem today?"

"I, I," Ji Chang said with a flushed face, "I didn't get used to it for a while, I was just a little nervous, and Brother Qin, the questions you drew were easy, while mine were more difficult—"

Looking at his face, Lin Wanrong understood that this Ji Changzhun was a master of studying. According to the words in the original world, he was the product of exam-oriented education. In the examination room, I was confused when I was nervous.

Qin Guan is obviously not a good bird. He heard him say that his questions were simple in front of outsiders, and his face was a little ugly. He sneered and said: "Brother Ji Chang, where is this? Poetry. I smoked the wind, you smoked the snow, it’s obvious to everyone, how can you say mine is simple and yours is difficult?”

As Qin Guan spoke, he shook his head and began to chant: "Last year, there was a gust of wind, hidden deep in the alley. The call was never heard, and there was no trace of coming and going." I am deeply satisfied with the "performance" in the examination room.

Lin Wanrong wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to laugh. Can this be called poetry? This kind of poems, this talented man can write three poems with the effort of farting.

Qin Guan said proudly: "Brother Ji Chang, you temporarily performed abnormally in the examination room just now. I wonder if you have thought about it now. With snow as the question, can you recite your poem?"

There was a bit of contempt on Qin Guan's face, and it was true that literati looked down on each other. He knew that Ji would only study hard this time, and if he thought about it for two or three days, he might be able to compose a song, but the quick wit in front of him , he certainly did not.

Brother Ji Chang's face turned red and then pale, obviously he hadn't written this poem with the theme of snow until now.

Lin Wanrong originally just wanted to inquire about the applications of talented scholars. Seeing the aggressive look of this guy named Qin Guan, he was very upset, and this Ji Chang was too disappointing. He held back for a long time but didn't fart.

Lin Wanrong himself likes to bully honest people, but he doesn't want others to bully honest people in front of him. He read it silently for a while, and laughed: "Even a scumbag like me can come up with such an easy poem. Young Master must be being modest. How about this, I will read a poem and ask Young Master Ji to correct me."

Seeing the astonishment on Qin Guan's face, Lin Wanrong was overjoyed, boy, the depth of this talent can't be seen by little people like you.

Lin Wanrong took a few steps, and read aloud: "Jiangshang is a general, Inoue has black holes. The body of the yellow dog is white, and the body of the white dog is swollen."

This is an out-and-out doggerel. Originally, Lin Wanrong was too embarrassed to use it to make a fool of himself, but that guy named Qin Guan dared to call his shitty four sentences poetry.

"What a poem, what a poem." Ji Chang exclaimed, clapping his hands with a small fan and said, "'A General on the River' describes the scene of snowflakes covering the river. This is an overview and a distant view. Next, brother With a turn of the pen, I came to the well in the nearby courtyard, covered with snow, only the mouth of the well is deep and deep, and it is a big hole. As for the last sentence, it is even more magical, "the white dog is swollen", a word swollen, then Turning the static snow scene into a living thing. This poem is well compared and has a profound artistic conception. The whole poem does not have a single word "snow", but it expresses the momentum of snowflakes flying all over the sky. The sea water is immeasurable, Xiongtai is really unfathomable, unfathomable."

Although Ji Chang didn't know how to compose poems this time, he analyzed them in a set way, such as long-range and close-up, what is moving from static to dynamic, what is compared to artistic conception, a few doggerel, unexpectedly he analyzed so many twists and turns. Curved road. If it was placed in Lin Wanrong's era, he must be an excellent commentator.

Lin Wanrong suppressed his smile, pretending to be modest and said: "Acceptance, acquiescence, ashamed, ashamed—"

There was a chuckle, and Lin Wanrong, a "half-talented man," turned his head to look, only to see a beautiful little girl standing next to them, covering her lips and chuckling, obviously she laughed out loud after hearing Lin Wanrong's doggerel .

"So it's you." Lin Wanrong said with a smile, this chick is the one who bought his brochure yesterday.

When Ji Chang and Qin Guan saw the beautiful little girl, their eyes lit up immediately, they hurriedly concealed the wolfishness in their eyes, walked to her side "politely" and said: "This lady invites you, next Ji Chang (Qin Guan) View), may I ask where is the fairyland, miss, how old is it, have you ever been married—”

Lin Wanrong opened his mouth in surprise, he didn't expect these two guys to be so bold and ask so directly, are you desperate to pick up girls

The little girl blushed and scolded softly, "You guys, what are you talking about?"

Lin Wanrong laughed loudly and said, "Little girl, they want to pick you up, don't you understand?"

The little girl's face turned red, she pointed at Lin Wanrong and said, "You, you shameless apprentice, I, I will not let you go." The little girl turned around, pulled up her little feet and ran away quickly.

How did I become a shameless disciple again? Lin Wanrong was depressed.

It was understandable for Xiao Qingxuan to scold him like this last time, after all, he took advantage of others. This time he just said a word, and he became a disciple again, and he was really wronged in his heart. Why don't you chick scold those two shameless cheeky guys instead of scolding me? What the hell is wrong with this world.

This is actually Lin Wanrong's misunderstanding. Although it is an iron law that men and women can't get close, but in this era, there are few contacts between men and women, and there are few opportunities for men to meet the women they like. Before strike up a conversation. Women's chances of meeting a suitable man are even slimmer. Once they meet someone who asks for advice, as long as they meet their eyes, anything can happen. It's just that this little girl is still young and not used to this kind of situation, so she turned around and left in a rage.

Lin Wanrong didn't understand the situation. Seeing Ji Chang and Qin Guan looking at the direction of the little girl's departure, his eyes were full of nostalgia. He didn't like these two real "disciples". Seeing that it was late, he was bored at the moment. With a snort, he ignored the two of them and left on his own.

The servants selected by the Xiao family will move into the house tomorrow. Today is the time the Xiao family left for them to pack their luggage. Tomorrow these servants will step into the gate of the Xiao family in their dreams. The vast majority of them are excited. After entering the Xiao family, they have gained a foothold in the family circle. As long as they work hard, they may have greater opportunities for development.

The only exception is Lin Wanrong. Thinking about going in to serve the Mrs. Xiao's family tomorrow, he is in a bad mood and just wants to find a place to vent. If it weren't for not knowing the way to the brothel, there must be more than three chicks lying under him at this moment, he promises in the name of God.