Lu Dongzan smiled and glanced at Du Xiuyuan, without saying a word, his contempt was beyond words.
"Didn't find it?" Master Lin snorted, "This little bastard runs really fast. If I find it, I must take care of it. Ah, Brother Lu, where did we go just now?"
Lord Lin chattered about, how could Lu Dongzan have time to spend with him, and said solemnly, "Master Lin, the vehicle has been searched now, and the Persian cat was not taken away with us, sir? Can you rest assured? Vija Khan is expecting me to bring back the news of the friendship with Dahua, Khan is alive, Lu Dongzan dare not stay for a long time, please let Master Lin let us go as soon as possible."
"Departure?" Lin Wanrong said with a smile, "Brother Lu is a visitor from afar. I haven't had a good discussion with you yet. Why did you just leave like this? Turkic is thousands of miles away from Dahua, so it will take ten and a half days to walk. Yue, I don't care if it's such a short half an hour, I still have something to say to Brother Lu."
Lu Dongzan was stunned, and looked into the distance as if inadvertently, his face was calm as usual: "Master Lin, what else do you have to tell Lu Dongzan? Please speak up."
Lin Wanrong waved his hands, Du Xiuyuan handed him a gadget with both hands, Lin Wanrong fiddled with it a few times, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, do you recognize this?"
"Cannon?!" Lu Dongzan was shocked. It turned out that Lin Wanrong was holding a small model of a cannon, the size of a palm, made of wood, and the craftsmanship was exquisite.
"This gadget is made by our skilled craftsmen in Dahua. Children like it very much, and you can buy it everywhere." Lin Wanrong said with a smile, "It's like you Turkic people who have been riding horses for many years and have been suppressed. It's this small size."
"My lord, is this going to be given to me?" A smile appeared on Lu Dongzan's face. This Mr. Lin was quite enthusiastic, and he remembered to give me a gift before he left.
"Oh, this thing is too big, it's not suitable for you to use, let's leave it to Wangcai of my family. This is for you." Master Lin waved his hand again, Du Xiuyuan suppressed a smile and took out a small gadget from his arms, Lu Dongzan looked at it and was immediately dumbfounded. What I took out this time was a cannon model, only one-third the size of the one just now, with a long thumb, thin barrel, and emaciated. It looked like a defective product.
"Well, this is almost done." Master Lin took a closer look at the extra-small cannon, and his satisfaction was beyond words: "Brother Lu, this is a small cannon specially made by my Dahua. It was prepared by a professional, and it is a limited sale, which cannot be bought in the market, and is extremely valuable for collection. As the saying goes, a sword is given to a hero, and a small cannon is given to a Turk. Now I will give it to you, and you should collect it carefully.”
Are you willing to give me a piece of shit that even a child doesn't want? The spicy nose grass and sweaty BMW I gave you, which one is not a treasure that can never be exchanged for money! Lu Dongzan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, seeing Master Lin was extremely cautious, so he had to pretend to accept it enthusiastically, and said "grateful": "Master Xie Lin has given you such a generous gift, may we go now?"
"Let's go?! Oh, yes, of course. Hey, why didn't you see brother Ashle, your country's special envoy? I also prepared a small cannon for him." Master Lin said enthusiastically.
Lu Dongzan shook his head hastily: "Oh, Ashler has other important matters, and he left last night. Your Excellency, Lu Dongzan thanked him for his kindness."
Dust rose in the distance, and the sound of horseshoes came through the air. Lin Wanrong smiled and put away the small cannon: "Really, he runs faster than my Persian cat. Hey, isn't that Xu Zhen? Du Xiuyuan, go up and see what's going on, don't get in the way of Master Lu Dongzan, he's in a hurry."
The dust billowed in the front, hundreds of cavalry with three carts and dozens of Turkic people came rushing here, and the one who walked in the front with a majestic appearance was Xu Zhen. When Lu Dongzan saw those carts, his face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly winked at the knights guarding him. The saber in the Turkic man's hand was raised high, shining coldly in the light of the fire that the horse team had just lit.
"Pound!" "Pound!" Two loud noises rose into the sky, and a flash of fire flickered in the distance. The Hu people's war horses all stood up and neighed in shock. After throwing off the cavalryman on his back, it took a long time before he calmed down. The horses were frightened, and the Turks were almost thrown off their horses. They were in such a panic that the battle formation had already collapsed.
Du Xiuyuan excitedly said: "General Lin, the soldiers of our Shenji Battalion are firing the cannons ahead. These two cannons are accurate."
"Really?" Lin Wanrong smiled and shook his head: "Tell them to shoot more shots and send off Lu Dongzan Guoshi. It's not easy for them to come all the way."
Xu Zhen galloped forward, jumped off his horse, and didn't even care to wipe off the dust all over his face. He laughed and said, "I will report to the general, when the general inspected more than twenty miles ahead, he found something unusual. The sudden—"
"I protest, I protest—" Xu Zhen hadn't finished speaking when a burst of blunt Mandarin came from the front, and one of the three vehicles surrounded by them yelled loudly.
"What's your ghost name?" Xu Zhen's two hundred households stepped forward on their horses and lashed the barbarian's back with a whip. The barbarian's horse was frightened and jumped forward, but the front was full of people and horses and couldn't move forward, so it could only neigh. With a sound, the front hooves jumped up high, almost perpendicular to the ground, the Turkic man couldn't grasp his mane stably, and fell heavily on the ground, the Dahua soldiers onlookers burst out laughing. Lu Dongzan's complexion changed drastically, and the Turkic cavalry around him couldn't bear it anymore. They raised their sabers and wanted to charge forward, but Lu Dongzan stopped him with his gaze. [Paradise Kiss Hand Slap]
"Lord Lin, what's your intention?" Lu Dong praised loudly, the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed, gushing out.
"Brother Lu, what do you mean by that?" Lord Lin opened his eyes wide, his face full of confusion: "I don't seem to have offended you!"
Lu Dongzan snorted, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes: "Ashile is my Turkic special envoy. He was ordered by Vija Khan to pay homage to the Emperor of Dahua. There is an old saying in Dahua that when the two countries are at war, the envoy cannot come. Cut, why did your lord insult Ashler like this?"
"Ashile?" Master Lin's eyes were wider than Lu Dongzan's: "You said that the person who stopped in front was Ashile's special envoy? Oh, that's treating you poorly. A few days ago, Shandong was infested with bandits, and people around the capital were attacked. In order to get involved, the emperor ordered to strengthen patrols, and all suspicious persons were taken down. Unexpectedly, Lord Ashile was arrested by mistake. However, brother Lu, I am confusing you, you just said that brother was killed last night After leaving the capital, why did it appear around here again?"
"This—" Lu Dongzan hesitated for a while, not knowing how to explain it. Xu Zhen next to him clasped his fists and said, "I will tell General Lin that the general was ordered to patrol fifty miles around the capital. A big cart, sneaking forward, the general signaled warnings repeatedly, but they refused to carry out. In desperation, the general had no choice but to take them back and ask the general to send them down."
"Lord Lin, I protest, I protest." Asile had already got up from the ground, his body was covered with dust, and he looked very embarrassed: "I am the special envoy of the Turks, and I must report to you for being treated so brutally by your subordinates." Ming Khan, send troops to attack—"
"What did you say?" Lord Lin's slightly squinted eyes opened suddenly, bursting out with a burst of divine light, extremely stern, and Ashle was startled when he saw it, and he dared not speak further.
"Lord Lin, for today's matter, Lu Dongzan must seek justice from His Majesty the Emperor of your country. You openly sent troops to besiege and arrest the Turkic envoy. You are really deceiving people. After I return to China, I will truthfully report to Vija Khan Report." Lu Dongzan is the Tujue national teacher, and in terms of calmness, he is much better than Asile.
"Too much deceit? Brother Lu, I should be the one who said this." Lin Wanrong sneered: "You Turkic people came to Dahua, and my subjects of the Emperor Dahua treated each other with courtesy and sincerity, but how did you treat me? I'm big?"
"Master Lin, although there are disputes between our two countries, we, the Turks, cannot do such acts as privately detaining envoys. You are so bold and reckless, exacerbating the disputes between the two countries, and trapping the people in fire and water, you are not afraid of becoming Dahua's son. A sinner through the ages?" Now that his face was torn apart, Lu Dongzan had no scruples, confronted each other tit for tat, and never backed down.
"Detaining envoys privately? Trapping the people? What a big crime!" Lin Wanrong laughed loudly and said, "Brother Lu, I didn't expect you Turkic people to buckle up big hats, and you have a set of tricks. But look at me. The face—is it frightening? To put it bluntly, I have seen a lot of white-haired, green-haired, and black-haired devils. As soon as you lift your butt, I know what shit you are going to shit."
Master Lin sneered, and Lu Dongzan's roguish tone gave Lu Dongzan a headache. Although he was a Turkic national teacher, he was helpless in the face of such an alternative Dahua race, so he had to sneer: "Dahua treats guests like this, and I am a Turkic person." Learned."
Mr. Lin laughed loudly and said, "Dahua's way of hospitality is a matter of opinion in the world, and it's not up to you thieves to make unreasonable comments."
Before Lu Dongzan could speak, Ashile over there had already yelled loudly: "My Turkic warrior is an eagle on the valley grassland, how could he be a thief? How dare you insult my brave and invincible Turkic eagle? Lin San, I will fight you."
"Duel?" Lin Wanrong said with a grin, "Okay, I like duel the most. But before that, I want to prove one thing, let the people of Dahua see, are you fierce and domineering Turkic people? Eagle, or thief? Xu Zhen, Du Xiuyuan, search—”
Dahua is used to being bullied by the barbarians, and he has long been used to submitting to it. Today, Mr. Lin swept away Dahua's decline in the past, and his attitude was extremely tough, which surprised his brothers infinitely. Under the leadership of Mr. Lin, being able to bully the Hu people once is simply a capital to show off for a lifetime. Before Du Xiuyuan ordered, hundreds of Dahua soldiers had already rushed forward like wolves and tigers, and took the three large vehicles that Ashile was in. The car turned upside down.
Countless pieces of silk and satin cloth tea leaves were thrown away, and there was a bang, and a soldier seemed to have stabbed something hard with the tip of his gun. , a black iron gun barrel lying on the ground, shining faintly.
The faces of Ashile and Lu Dongzan changed drastically, Ashle clenched his saber tightly and winked at Lu Dongzan. Lu Dong praised the Dahua soldiers who were staring at him all around him, and shook his head slightly.
"General, the search found a chamber, a base, and a number of fuses of our refined Dahua cannon." Du Xiuyuan reported boldly with his chest raised.
It's really "refined", Lin Wanrong smiled in his heart, stepped forward, and slowly stroked the special "Fake Cannon". A feeling of icy cold spread into the palm. Even a pile of scrap iron cannot be taken away by barbarians.
Lin Wanrong sneered: "Brother, is this how you noble prairie eagles treat their hospitable hosts? Why did you steal this artillery back? To imitate and imitate it thoroughly? What kind of arsenic khan do you have? You're smart, and you know what you're looking for."
"It's Vija Khan, not arsenic." Asile whispered, Master Lin raised his head and gave him a look, and he didn't dare to speak.
Lu Dongzan sighed secretly, the Dahua artillery is the biggest threat to the Turks, and now the two countries are about to go to war again. In the hands of Lin San. This is Lin San's methodical style of acting. Without a bit of the fine traditions of the Dahua people, it is really the scum of the scum.
"My lord, look!" Xu Zhen's face was serious. He ordered all the soldiers to overturn the other two carts. After a loud clatter, the box cover hidden in the carts fell apart, and black powder poured down.
After dipping some powder in his finger and inspecting it carefully, Lin Wanrong smiled coldly: "Brother Lu, what is this?"
"Master Lin, why do you need to ask questions knowingly?" Lu Dongzan said calmly. He is a talented national teacher, and he is calm in dealing with things. Wrist, a little resistance, what awaits them is a butcher's knife, Lu Dongzan firmly believes.
Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "Brother Lu really worked so hard. I don't know where you got these hundreds of catties of gunpowder, and you actually have to carry them back to Turkic for thousands of miles. Good resilience and good means. By the way, Brother Lu, you don't know where you got these gunpowder. Where did you buy it? I also want to get some firecrackers for Chinese New Year!”
Lu Dongzan said unhurriedly: "What about gunpowder? I bought it at the market. As Master Lin said, we just took it back and set off some fireworks for fun."
Lin Wanrong raised his head and laughed loudly: "Fireworks, that's great! A few days ago, I was on the road, and I was almost set off by someone. Brother Lu shares the same hobby as them."
This Lin San thought carefully, analyzed the problem thoroughly, and a casual sentence could make him grasp the key point. Lu Dongzan was startled and hurriedly shut up.
"Actually, I know it even if you don't tell me." Lin Wanrong smiled slightly: "This hundreds of catties of explosives is not a small amount, and it cannot be done without the skill of the sky. Brother Lu, am I right?"
Knowing that some things can't be hidden from Lin San, Lu Dongzan is also a straightforward person, he laughed and said: "Brother Lin, although you and I are hostile, in my Lu Dongzan's opinion, within this great flower , the only person I admire is you. If other people have half your backbone and wisdom, Dahua will not be the current Dahua. It's a pity that you Dahua people are greedy for comfort and do not think about making progress. Or, for the sake of selfish desires, even the ancestors can be betrayed, it is really shameful."
Mr. Lin is really angry that a barbarian is so underestimated, but Lu Dongzan's words are right on point. Dahua has suffered many disasters and suffered humiliation. It is already heartbreaking, and what is even more annoying is that, Throughout the dynasties, Dahua has always lacked everything, but never lacked traitors. What the hell is this for
"General Lin, General Lin—" Hu Bugui's soft question interrupted Lin Wanrong's thoughts: "How should we deal with these Hu people?"
It's easy to catch these people, but it's not so simple to deal with them. They can't be killed or released, which makes people scratch their heads. No wonder Lu Dong is so calm when he agrees to the prisoners. This Lu Dongzan is not as reckless and bloody as ordinary barbarians, he is able to bend and stretch, he is really a talent.
"Take them to the army and report to the two adults, Xu Wei and Li Tai, and ask them to report to the emperor." Lin Wanrong waved his hand, and handed over the hot potato to Lao Xu and the emperor to embarrass him.
"Let me go, let me go, I'll go!" Several soldiers pushed Lu Dongzan forward, Lu Dongzan struggled for a while, his clothes were messed up, and even the small cannon in his hand fell to the ground .
"Let him go!" Lin Wanrong waved his hand.
Lu Dongzan looked back at him, smiled and said: "Master Lin, today's martial arts fight, Lu Dongzan will lose first. But in the future, when the two countries fight each other on the battlefield, Lu Dongzan will never be defeated by you again." superior."
Lin Wanrong waved his hand and signaled the generals to take away the barbarians. Du Xiuyuan stood beside him and asked strangely, "General, how do you know Ashle's whereabouts?"
Lin Wanrong smiled slightly: "It's easy to say. Lu Dongzan is an extraordinary person. He is very interested in Dahua's artillery technology. After trying every means to borrow the cannon, he played a trick. He knew that we would send people to spy on him on purpose. Pretend to be stupid, and make the capital noisy, so that everyone can't be wary of these idiots. Secretly, it has already been planned. Dongzan, I didn't see Ashle, and his carriage was so neat and unhurried, it seemed to be deliberately blocking the way. And the most important point, Brother Du, you said, they cleaned up There were at least seven carts, but Lu Dongzan brought only four or five carts. Where did the remaining three go? There is only one possibility. They split into two routes. This official road is the only way to the north. I ordered Xu Zhen to ride lightly and ride along the wild roads along the ridges of the fields, and I found it.”
After listening to General Lin's analysis, Du Xiuyuan suddenly realized, and his admiration was beyond words. Lin Wanrong squatted down and picked up something that had fallen into the sand.
This is the small cannon given to Lu Dongzan just now. It fell apart and fell apart. Seeing Mr. Lin carefully blowing away the mud on the barrel, Du Xiuyuan was puzzled and said, "General Lin, such a small cannon still needs to come back." do what?"
Lord Lin chuckled: "Although the cannon is small, it is better than earthworms. The Turkic people need it, but the Dongying people look forward to it more. Put it away, put it away, and go back to Dongying to give gifts!"
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Written before Chapter 400 of "The Household"
2007-11-30-23:00:18
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Old Yu never calculated how long it would take to type 1.5 million characters on the keyboard. But the 1.5 million words of "The Household" exhausted all my efforts.
This is a very simple book that makes you want to laugh when you read it, but for Old Yu, this book is anything but simple. Numerous couplets, poems, jokes, allusions, sayings, and many lines cited as classics by the "popular masses" all have to be thought through with one brain. This is a book that everyone can read, but not everyone can read Write the book!
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Committed to creating such a character, it is to make all the brothers and sisters who like the third brother happy and happy, to witness the growth of the third brother, to witness his happiness and sorrow, such a seemingly ordinary but not ordinary little person, life can be If you find traces, there are many examples of a "cheap" falling in love and a "cheap" loving another, you have to search carefully!
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