Day, dead shemale!
"Listening to the quatrains that Xiongtai chanted just now, I know that Xiongtai is a person with great ambitions." The stunning boy stopped laughing, looked at the lake and muttered: "As Xiongtai said, the south of the Yangtze River is rich in talents and beauties, and there are many scholars. , Quatrains are passed down all over the world, these are advantages, but they are also disadvantages."
"Oh?" People still think of this in this era, and Lin Wanrong was immediately very interested: "This person—oh, dear friend, I don't know what he means by this?"
He slipped his tongue for a moment, and almost called out the word "shemale". Although it is estimated that this kid doesn't know the meaning of these two words, if he really wants to explain these two words, wouldn't it be a big embarrassment for him.
Young Master Jue Se nodded and said: "Since Emperor Taizu founded the country, we have always had the habit of valuing literature over military affairs, especially in the south of the Yangtze River. Talented men and women are all proud of their literary talent. In a peaceful and prosperous age, there is nothing wrong with these things. , but when the country is facing such a crisis and the enemy is invading from the north, they still remain the same, where do they put the country? Country, country, there is a country to have a home, if everyone is like them, 'warm-winded tourists Drunk, just make Hangzhou Bianzhou', so what hope is there for us in the Great Hua Dynasty." The more the man said, the more angry he became, his face was already full of anger.
It has been a month since Lin Wanrong came to this world, and he already knew that the current era is called Hua Dynasty, the emperor's surname is Zhao, and the capital is in Shuntian.
I heard that now that the foreign tribes are invading the northern border, the Dahua army is losing ground and retreating steadily. Fortunately, although the Hu army is strong, they never thought that the Dahua army would be defeated so quickly. , had to suspend the offensive, retreat to the grassland, and at the same time prepare the army for war, preparing to enter the hinterland of the Central Plains in one go in the coming year.
During the Song Dynasty, Bianzhou was the capital of the Song Dynasty. At that time, the emperor of the Song Dynasty was incompetent. After the invasion of foreign enemies, the safety of Bianzhou was threatened. The court of the Song Dynasty had no choice but to move south to Hangzhou, and Bianzhou was called the accompanying capital. When the ancestors of the Dahua Dynasty established the country immediately, expelled the Hu people, and founded the Dahua Dynasty, but no one can forget the shame of accompanying the capital Bianzhou. Therefore, what Lin Wanrong said in his mouth, "Continuously treat Hangzhou as Bianzhou", this stunning young man can also understand and deeply agree. (Note: This book is a completely strange world. This Song Dynasty is not the Song Dynasty we are familiar with, but it just happens to have the same name. It will be explained later.)
Although Lin Wanrong is still a bit out of tune with this world, he knows that since he has come to this world, he has to put himself in it. No matter what, these are his compatriots, and he must not allow foreigners to bully him.
"For a country to be strong and prosperous, culture and martial arts are indispensable. It is better to use less to whitewash the peace in such singing and dancing to promote peace." The stunning young master finally made a concluding speech, with a look of concern for the country and the people on his face. look.
At first, I thought that this dead shemale got this handsome peach blossom appearance because of hanging out in the powder pile every day, but I didn't expect that he still had some ambitions in his heart. Lin Wanrong's perception of this ladyboy changed a lot.
It's just that for Lin Wanrong now, it's not his responsibility to make the country rich and the people strong, so he hasn't shown much interest in it.
Young Master Jue Se was very dissatisfied with the talented men on the lake. What he said seemed to make sense, but Lin Wanrong's professional experience told him that this matter was not as simple as it seemed on the surface. Naturally, Lin Wanrong could not fully agree with Mr. Jue Se's words.
Lin Wanrong snorted coldly, didn't say yes or no, and ignored the stunning young man, just looked at the lake without saying a word.
Seeing Lin Wanrong's expression, the peerless young master thought that he was also an official, so he frowned and asked, "Brother, do you have a reputation?"
Lin Wanrong shook his head and said, "I have never obtained any honors." Day, you will lose your paper bag, and so will I, sir. But this kid has really bad eyesight. Have you ever seen a scholar who is wearing linen with his toes sticking out
Young Master Jue Se said again: "Brother, have you ever passed the provincial examination?"
Lin Wanrong continued to shake his head and said, "I don't even know which direction the door of the Examination Institute opens from."
Young Master Jue Se said strangely: "In this way, Xiongtai can't even be regarded as a reading—" He realized his slip of the tongue in the middle of speaking, stopped his words hastily, and took back the last few words.
Lin Wanrong understood what he meant, and felt very angry, Kao, dead monster, what kind of eyes, if I am not a scholar, can I read that beautiful poem for the occasion? A dignified talented student who graduated from Peking University, in today's popular terms, is a student of the Guozijian. In a few years, maybe he can go to the Guozijian to get some kind of sacrificial wine. How dare you despise me like this.
But then again, it is true that Lin Wanrong has not read many books of this era, and it is not entirely unreasonable for the ladyboy to say that he is not a scholar.
Lin Wanrong was extremely upset, so he snorted softly, and slowly chanted: "Outside the mountains, the green hills and the buildings outside the buildings, when will the West Lake dance and dance stop, and the tourists are drunk with the warm wind, and they call Hangzhou Bianzhou."
The ladyboy's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands repeatedly and shouted: "Okay, okay, what a building outside the mountain, what a time to stop singing and dancing at the West Lake. Brother and Taiwan are talented, and it really does not give the same response, but with this sentence, everyone in the world , no one can stand shoulder to shoulder with brother.”
The servant beside him who had been looking coldly at Lin Wanrong also showed reverence.
Lin Wanrong was amused, and despised the sycophant's philosophies of flattery, but the sycophant seemed to have identified his veins, and the flattery made him feel comfortable.
It's just that the she-beast son keeps looking down on talented scholars and officials, but he is full of praise for this poem recited by Lin Wanrong, which is really ridiculous.
The ladyboy is also an extremely shrewd person. Seeing the look in Lin Wanrong's eyes, he seemed to understand what he meant, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Gaocai, please forgive me. I definitely don't mean to look down on scholars. It's just that the country is in trouble right now. I don’t want to be like a Jiangnan official like ‘the country’s going to be in trouble, I’m not as good as me’, so I’m so offensive, sir, please forgive me.” As he spoke, he actually bowed to Lin Wanrong. , as an apology.
Seeing this guy's confession attitude is very good, and his flattering skills are extremely good, Lin Wanrong is not as knowledgeable as him, so he helped him up hypocritically, cupped his fists and said, "This brother is named Gao?"
"Don't dare, dare not, my surname is Xiao, Xiao Qingxuan." The ladyboy hurriedly cupped his fists and said respectfully.
"Oh, Brother Xiao, right? My surname is Lin, and Lin Wanrong is my servant." Lin Wanrong said with a smile, without the slightest respect.
"It turned out to be Brother Lin, disrespect, disrespect." Xiao Qingxuan looked at Lin Wanrong, two dimples appeared on his pure white face, accompanied by a touch of blush, there was an indescribable charm in his brows and eyes.