"Of course it's true." Xian'er snorted coquettishly, and said triumphantly, "Master, you don't know, master specially prepared hundreds of Gu worms for this blind date. She told me personally that whatever she likes If there are any men in the world, each of them will lay one, so that they will be loyal to her forever and will never betray her!"
"A hundred Gu?" Lin Wanrong gasped when he heard that, and said angrily: "So, sister An is going to choose a hundred strong men? It's unreasonable, unreasonable, such absurd and senseless, she How can you forgive me—us?!"
Sister Yian has a cunning and changeable personality. She is not afraid of anything. There are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing she can't do. Lin Wanrong is so angry that she gnashes her teeth, wishing she could spread her wings and fly to Miao Village right now, and catch that foxy son* *, severe torture.
Seeing him so angry, her face turned red, Xian'er giggled: "Master, why are you in a hurry. It has nothing to do with how many people the master chooses. If it's really the master he likes, you and I can't see it." In the middle, when the time comes, I will find a way to destroy them, even if I think about it, the master will not say anything. She loves me the most!"
When there is no man, of course she loves you the most. When there is a man, who will she love the most? Lin Wanrong shook his head secretly, he thought he had always been good at dealing with women. Old and young, young and strong, he Not afraid. Only this sister An, who seems to be intimate with him, is actually far away, ethereal like smoke, with thorns all over her body, making him untouchable, untouchable, and unsure.
"No!" Lin Wanrong snorted angrily, grabbed Xian'er's little hand, and said eagerly: "Little boy, you should write a letter to your master first, saying that she will choose a master for you. The matter of our whole family. It is the so-called parents' orders and disciples' words. If she wants to choose a husband, she needs to be seen by both of us. We can nod and agree. At least I have to wait until I return from the north and see the boy with my own eyes before making a decision. This kid must be better than me in martial arts, better in writing, better in wit than me, and better in appearance than me—I am, do you think there is such a person in the world?!"
Xian'er thought for a while and said with a smile: "It is indeed difficult to satisfy these several conditions at the same time. But there may be exceptions. It's just in Xian'er's eyes. No matter how strong or beautiful he is, he will always be against him. But I am a gentleman!"
My wife still loves me the most. Lin Wanrong rubbed her tender little hands gratefully: "In this case, Xian'er, you should write to her quickly and tell your master. We are doing this for her own good. In the world Men as outstanding as me are really rare, you can't find them, don't compare others with me, if you compare me, you won't be afraid—"
"Really?!" Xian'er snorted a few times in her small nose, and gave him a meaningful look.
Lin Wanrong was startled, and hurriedly said, "I'm just an analogy. Xian'er, don't get it wrong. In fact, I'm also doing it for Sister An's sake. Think about it, if she is accidentally sweet-talked by others Confused, you picked a crooked guy to be your master, and the cow dung was stuck on the good flowers, not only she looked uncomfortable, but we also feel distressed, right?"
Xian'er was unmoved, and stared at him with her beautiful big eyes, as if she wanted to see some clues from his words and deeds.
Although Lin Wanrong's skin was as thick as a city wall, she couldn't resist under her scorching gaze. She couldn't help but blushed, and hurriedly lowered her head and laughed a few times: "The moon is so hot tonight, my face is so red—" Xian’er, I’ll give you a few bottles of sunscreen tomorrow, and you’ll use it when you bask in the moon. I assure you, no one else has ever used it!”
Xian'er sneered and snorted: "I don't need it. You can give it to someone else!"
Lin Wanrong snickered strangely: "Then I'll give it to Qingxuan—"
"How dare you?!" Miss Qin twisted his arm and said viciously. Lin Wanrong let out a groan, her face showing pain, as if she had touched the wound.
"Xianggong—" Xian'er was startled, quickly let go of her little hand, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose."
Lin Wanrong kissed her on the face and said softly: "Silly girl, you are my little boy. Even if you tear me into pieces, I won't blame you—that sunscreen is specially prepared for you land, I will not send it to anyone but you."
Miss Qin hummed softly, lowered her head in shame, and said infinitely softly: "Sir, you are so kind to me."
This girl is really not easy to deal with. Lin Wanrong's heart was full of joy, his face suddenly turned sad, and he sighed in shame: "Actually, I am not as good as you said. I admit that what I told you just now, I really do. It's selfish—"
Qin Xian'er was startled, and hurriedly raised her head to look at him, with tears rolling in her eyes, she wanted to cry.
Lin Xianggong covered her small mouth with his big hand. He didn't let her speak, and said with a bitter smile: "Look at you, you're thinking about it again. Actually, I'm afraid that after your master gets married, you will feel bad—"
"Why am I uncomfortable?!" Hearing that it wasn't what she imagined, Miss Qin's heart fell to the ground, and she looked at her husband full of doubts.
Lin Wanrong said seriously: "As the saying goes, girls are extroverted. Xian'er, think about it carefully. Since you have been with me. Is the relationship between you and your master not as close as before?"
Qin Xian'er thought about it carefully, nodded, and felt a little ashamed: "It's true. When I didn't meet you before, I lived with my master and were inseparable. I slept with her every day. But since I met you After you, I only have you in my heart, I seldom think of Master, I seldom care about her thoughts, I am sorry for her old man!"
"That's right." Lin Xianggong nodded very seriously: "This is actually a very normal phenomenon, because girls have to marry one day, and Xianggong is the first person in her life. The same reason, If your master is married, then her husband is also the first in her life, and you will take the second place. The same good thing, your master will not think of you first, but think of others first. Twenty years of family relationship has changed, little boy, will you be sad?!"
Comparing my heart to my heart, Xianggong's words are indeed reasonable, Miss Qin bowed her head sadly: "I don't know, master, she would not be so heartless."
"I hope so too." Lin Wanrong patted her on the shoulder softly to comfort her, and said despicably: "Little boy, don't worry. Even if you are no longer the number one in your master's heart, you will always be the number one in Xianggong's heart." !"
Amitabha is tied for the first place, and there are Qiaoqiao, Ning'er, Miss, Qingxuan, etc. They are ranked in no particular order! Feeling guilty, he hurriedly added another sentence secretly.
He spoke of lotus flowers, and said that the words were so lifelike that even stones on the ground could bloom. After being fooled by the Xianggong for a while, and thinking about his actual situation, the more he thought about it, the more reasonable it became. Qin Xian'er wept softly and threw herself into his arms: "Master, I want to be the number one in your heart and the number one in the master's heart. Please help me! Master, Xian'er loves you the most—"
"This, it's not easy to deal with that!" Grandly enjoying the sweet kiss from Xian'er, Lin Xianggong smiled happily, but pretended to sigh deeply: "It's going to rain. Sister An is going to get married, and I can't stop it ah!"
"Then I will make the master not get married!" Xian'er snorted stubbornly, her eyes flickering.
Lin Wanrong was full of righteousness, and said slowly: "How did this happen?! Your master wants to pursue his own happiness. This is the way of human relations. How can we deliberately destroy it?! I am not that kind of person!"
"No. I want to be with the master forever. I must never let other men get close to her. I don't care, Mr., you must find a way, otherwise, you are not allowed to kiss me for three hours!" Miss Qin's face was determined. road
What a terrible punishment, Mr. Lin took a deep breath, held back a smile and shook his head and sighed softly: "Xian'er, why do you torture me like this? I really can't think of it, let her marry—who is it right to marry?" Marry?!"
"Then marry you—" Miss Qin blurted out the words that shouldn't have been said in a panic. She was horrified after speaking halfway, and hurriedly covered her mouth, her complexion was red and white, and she was very angry!
"How is this possible?!" Lin Xianggong's reaction was extremely intense. If he hadn't broken a leg, he would have jumped up a long time ago: "Xian'er, how could you have such an idea?! This is terrible! Even if you Yes, Sister An is not willing either—even if she is willing, I, I haven't considered it yet!"
He looked extremely serious and serious, and when he spoke, he was heartbroken. When people who didn't know saw it, they thought it was some kind of teacher who was giving a moral lesson!
Miss Qin glanced at him with a half-smile, and said dissatisfiedly: "Master, what are you talking about, why are you willing or not?! What Xian'er means is that if the master wants to marry, he can only marry you - you are in love with me People, where are you thinking?"
"Oh—" Mr. Lin was dumbfounded for a moment. Seeing Xian'er's strange eyes, he finally came to his senses. He had been swayed by this girl. Careless. Careless!
Miss Qin was also extremely smart. Seeing his performance so realistically, she snorted inwardly, and said leisurely: "Of course I won't let master marry that inexplicable person, but what, the letter you mentioned, my husband, as a disciple Son, how do you write it? It’s better for you to write it, my husband, the effect is much better than mine.”
I wrote? Lin Wanrong's heart moved a little. This is a good idea. Just seeing Xian'er's burning eyes, he knew that this was a trap deliberately set by her, and he was in a dilemma. Don't write it, it seems that he is guilty. If you want to write Well, under the gaze of this girl, how can I write a love letter that not only touches me, but also touches Sister An
Ordering someone to bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Miss Qin flicked up her sleeves and grinded the ink herself, which seemed to be very sincere.
"Sir, do you dare to write?!" Seeing Lin Wanrong hesitated, Qin Xian'er pouted her bright red mouth and hummed slightly, her wrist as smooth as jade was shining faintly in the dim light.
"Why don't you dare to write? Princess Lao is studying ink!" Lin Wanrong grinned, picked up the brush, and began to draw on the white letter paper.
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Completed, Qin Xian'er glanced at it, but was a little stunned. It turned out that there were only three words on the white letter paper—it was hard to say!
These three characters are crooked, and the brushwork and ink are not as good as those of children who are still in school. If it is not for the strength of the pen, it will not be better than the ghost painting talisman.
No wonder Xianggong never used a writing brush. It turned out that he never went to school, Qin Xian'er covered her lips and smiled: "Xianggong, where did you ask for a teacher. I taught you that the ink is self-contained, and no one in the world can learn it!"
"It's too much of a prize, I just practiced it casually, and I became like this. So-so, as the saying goes. It's better to marry than to study well. Look, I just married the beautiful and beautiful princess!" Lin Wanrong laughed loudly. Pass the letter to Xian
"You'll talk nonsense." From Xian'er's point of view, it's better to learn well than to marry well. Mr. Xianggong, isn't it? "
"Yes. Yes. It's better to learn than to marry. Little boy, you are so smart." Mr. Lin nodded with a playful smile. It is really rare for Xian'er to have this awareness.
After laughing for a while, Qin Xian'er carefully stared at the crooked three small characters, and read softly: "It's hard to speak. It's hard to speak—Sanggong. Are these three words the only ones you want to write? Not even me." Clear the meaning, how does the master understand it?!"
"It's hard to say. If you don't understand, then just pretend I didn't write it!" Sister wrote a love letter, the words are a bit ugly, but at least it is sincere. Lin Wanrong smiled, looking a little sad.
Qin Xian'er couldn't figure out what kind of riddle this was, since Xianggong didn't write anything messy and shouldn't write in this letter. She also felt relieved, packed the letter, and ordered someone to send it out overnight.
"What time is it? Why hasn't the high chief moved?" Maybe Sister An touched his emotions, and she was staring at Xian'er again. Lin Wanrong was a little restless.
"Xianggong. Since King Cheng is no longer in the mansion, do we still need to spend all this effort?" Xian'er asked in confusion.
"Not in the mansion?" Lin Wanrong chuckled: "That's just right, the kung fu should be done, and nothing can be missed. I called him yellow mud falling into his crotch—it's not poop, it's better than poop!" Qin Xian'er blushed and sighed. Pooh.
"Don't be dry in the sky, be careful of the candles!" While waiting, a singing voice suddenly came from the palace opposite, repeating it twice, Lin Wanrong was overjoyed when he heard it: "It's done!"
Before the words were finished, there was a "pound" sound, and in the side wall of the palace opposite, two clusters of flames shot up into the sky, burning blazingly. The column of smoke reached the clouds, and the bright flames shone red like a new dawn glow. Everyone's cheeks.
"It's on fire!" Qin Xian'er exclaimed in surprise, "It's Gao Chief who made the move!"
Patting the slightly painful thigh, Lin Wanrong snorted coldly: "You burn my Xiao family, I burn your palace, everyone is even!"
In the flames, several guards rushed in and said excitedly: "My lord, do you want to do it?!"
"Don't be in a hurry." Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled, "Such a big house, I think it will burn for ten days and a half months. But, the real gold and silver inside should be unrefined!"
Looking at the blazing fire, I felt the scorching heat, even Qin Xian'er who was on the opposite side could feel it, and everyone was silent.
"The water is gone. The water is gone. Put out the fire, put out the fire!" There were countless hoarse shouts from the palace, and the loudest one was the voice of the high chief.
"Water. Where is the water?!" There was a loud shout. Thousands of horses and horses came running from afar, with shiny armor and neat military appearance. It seemed that there was a murderous aura rushing towards the face. A young general asked loudly. .
"General, the Chengwang Mansion in front of us is flooded. The fire has already spread to the whole mansion due to the wind. If it is a little later at night, the surrounding area will be on fire. However, the gate of the mansion is closed, and the small ground can't be opened." !” the spies reported.
The young general quickly waved his hand: "At the foot of the Son of Heaven, in the Palace of Cheng, how can we allow arson? Everyone
Wait, get off your horse quickly. Break open the gate, connect the water dragon, and follow me to save the prince."
Thousands of people rushed to the palace like a gust of wind, and dozens of scouts slammed the red lacquer gate of the palace and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and open the door, we are the city defense yamen, and we are here to fight the fire—"
After shouting for a long time, a trembling voice came from inside: "Bold, this is Cheng Wang's mansion, how can you trespass?!"
The young general pulled out his sword with a clatter and roared: "The palace is flooded and the gate is closed. Could it be that someone is trying to kill the prince? At the feet of the Son of Heaven, how can villains be allowed to act violently? Brothers, quickly open the gate and rescue the prince—"
As soon as the order was given, all the soldiers were carrying thick logs and chanted and slammed into the gate. After a few crashes, the red-painted gate collapsed, and thousands of people rushed in like a flood across the embankment. Several water dragons were caught People are trampled under their feet, and no one takes care of them.
There are water dragons and logs, Xu Zhen is well-prepared, Lin Wanrong laughed secretly, and with a wave of his hand, the guards followed Xu Zhen's army like tigers and wolves, and rushed into the palace. Qin Xian'er frowned and said: "Why does this general look familiar? He seems to have met him in Shandong—oh, Mr. Xiang, he is your subordinate—"
"It's none of my business. He's the city defense general." Lin Wanrong said solemnly.
Qin Xian'er smiled and hummed: "Whatever you say is what you say. The palace is broken, what should we do now?"
"It's easy to break a palace. The most important thing is the next thing." Lin Wanrong snorted secretly, and said with a smile: "Xian'er, let's go in too. This palace is very big. Let me introduce you to some interesting things. .”