"Third brother," Si De looked at him with incomparable admiration: what you said is too profound, Xiaodi can't understand it.
"Don't listen if you don't understand." Lord Lin smiled and patted him on the head: "You just stand in front of me, and your benefits are indispensable. You take this—" He handed Side a chopping wood Using a ground ax with a sharp blade. With a faint light shining, Master Lin said seriously: "Listen to my password now, open the door—"
open the door? ! Si De was so frightened that his soul was lost. The talented scholars outside want to eat people. Isn't it courting death for opening the door now? !
"Third brother, can you wait a moment?" Si De said cautiously: "The situation outside is dangerous—"
"Time doesn't wait for me—" The third brother patted him on the shoulder with justice on his face: "As the old saying goes, the soft ground is afraid of the hard ground, the hard ground is afraid of the hard ground, and the hard ground is afraid of the hard ground, and the hard ground is afraid of the deadly ground. Brother, don't worry, with me here, how can I let you go?" You suffered? When did the third brother treat his brother badly?"
Hearing that the third brother said that he would not treat him badly, Si De felt a little comforted in his heart. With the character of the third brother, he has never failed in his promises.
"Okay!" Side gritted his teeth and snorted. Hearing the noise outside the wall seemed to be getting louder. He was no longer afraid, and quietly opened the door latch. Just as he poked his head out, before he had time to look around, he heard a clatter. With a sound, a rotten egg flew out of the slant and hit him in the face.
"Oh, which bastard hit me!" Side was so angry that he howled and rushed out, his forehead was shining brightly. The egg juice full of fishy smell flowed down the bridge of his nose, and the yellow and white were mixed together. The appearance was very terrifying .
Taking advantage of this gap, Lin Wanrong secretly glanced outside. I really didn't know what to look at, and I was startled when I saw it. The voices outside the house were loud. All kinds of talents were wearing long robes and holding folding fans, all of them looked angry. Shouting all kinds of slogans, the Lin house was surrounded into three floors inside and three floors outside, and it was impenetrable. Some radicals had already grabbed their sleeves and clamored to break into the Lin's house and rescue the beleaguered ladies.
The door of Lin's courtyard opened suddenly with a bang, and a fierce young man ran out from inside, his face was covered with foul-smelling egg yolk. The sharp ax in his hand shone with silver light, showing a fierce look.
"What the hell are you doing, what are you doing, you want to rebel?!" Si De rushed into the crowd with fast footsteps, flying the sharp ax in his hand, and there was a whistling wind. In an instant, the crowd was forced back several times There were a few scholars who retreated more slowly, and were almost swept away by his axe. Ouch, ouch, screaming and rushing back, the crowd rushed back, and the scene was in chaos.
Everyone looked at the young servant from the Lin family, although he was not outstanding in appearance, he had a sharp ax in his hand, his face was full of sternness, and he had a fierce look, making people daunting. Finally, the crowd stood still , a burly scholar seemed to have come to his senses. He shouted: "You, what are you doing?!"
"Mom, what do you ask me for?" Side wiped the rotten egg juice on his face, then stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, with a look that was still unfinished: "I still want to ask you, what do you do?" He asked Swinging the sharp ax in his hand vigorously, he approached the scholar's face and shouted angrily: "Say, what are you doing?!"
The scholar took two steps back with a loud cry, and his voice suddenly became softer: "I...we are here to attack the villain Lin Sandi. Get out of the way!"
Si De spat fiercely, and said angrily: "You crusade against others. What are you doing throwing eggs at me?! Whoever throws the ground, stand up for me, I chopped this bastard—say, is it you—"
"It's not me, it's not me!" The scholar who was closest to him hurriedly waved his hand.
"Is that you?! And you—" He pointed the ax at the bridge of everyone's nose, and asked them one by one. The sharp edge of the blade loomed, and everyone was terrified. They hurriedly stepped back a few steps, moved away from him, and waved their hands one by one. Denied.
"Mom, you didn't do it, could it be that the eggs laid by the swans flying in the sky are not good?!" Side was completely angry, the silver light of the sharp ax in his hand flashed, and he was about to go crazy when the leading scholar hurriedly stopped him. His sleeve: "Brother, it was a misunderstanding just now. We are here to attack the villain Lin Sandi, and we have nothing to do with you, so please don't mind. Hey. The word Xiao is embroidered on the shirt you are wearing, bro. Tai. Could it be that you are the family members of the two young ladies of the Xiao family who were occupied by Lin San in the legend?!"
"I'm from the Xiao family, so what?" Si Deheng said.
"That's great." The leading scholar's face became excited: "We are here to save Miss Xiao's family. Look at our team, they are all famous scholars in the capital—"
Si De took a look, and seventy to eighty percent of the people surrounding the Lin Mansion were scholars from various families, and some of them had servants by their side, dressed just like him.
"Brother, the two young ladies are very nice, but they have been insulted by the villain Lin Sandi in every possible way?" the leader said eagerly.
Si De rolled his eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about. The third brother and the two young ladies are in love with each other. In order to pursue the two young ladies, the third brother did not spend less effort—"
Seeing him defending Lin San, the person next to him couldn't listen anymore: "Brother, you must be realistic when speaking."
The scholar who took the lead saw that the person next to him who refuted was also a servant, with two mustaches on his lips, no one could tell his age, a green shirt and a cap, and a very innocent smile. But one leg was covered with a thick bandage, He was pushed into a wheelchair by another boy with a handsome face. "Brother, do you know the details?" He asked joyfully.
"En." The servant who had a broken leg nodded solemnly: "I am a distant cousin who once worked in the Xiao family. He has already explained the details to me."
"Really?!" The leader was overjoyed: "Brother, tell me quickly, how did Lin San do evil?!"
Ding Su, the broken-leg family member, said: "It is completely nonsense to say that Lin San put all his heart and soul into pursuing the two young ladies—in fact, on the contrary, it was the two young ladies who put all their efforts into pursuing Lin San—"
"What did you say?! How can you be worthy of your conscience." Si De said angrily, "It was the third brother chasing the miss, and the miss was sincerely moved by the third brother! If I lie, I will ask the third brother to cut off my tongue."
"Nonsense. It's obvious that the ladies chased Lin San hard, and Lin San was humble in every possible way. In the end, he was moved by the sincerity of the lady, so he was married to a mandarin duck. The third brother is handsome and unrestrained, and he is a role model for us men to learn from. You If you keep talking nonsense, boy, be careful that third brother cuts your tongue." The broken-legged retort without hesitation, with sharp words.
"Third brother chasing Miss—"
"Miss Chasing Third Brother—"
The two were arguing loudly, neither of them willing to give in to the other, and their faces were red and their necks were thick. The scholar who took the lead shouted angrily, and said with grief and indignation: "My God, Lin San came here so wildly that he took over the two If you don't tell the lady, you will hide the truth. No servants are allowed to talk about it privately. Anyone who violates it will have his tongue cut off. How vicious is this beast's heart, if you don't get rid of Lin San, heaven will not tolerate it!"
"—God forbid! In order to save Miss Xiao's family, brothers, rush with me—" Ding, the family member with a broken leg, raised his right fist and shouted loudly with grief and indignation.
A lame underground man is so enthusiastic and active, and everyone is guided by his emotions. They are all encouraged and joyful, roaring and rushing to the front of Xiao's house.
Seeing the crowd rushing towards the back door, only Si De was left beside him. The lame servant wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said to the handsome and beautiful young man beside him, "Xian'er, have you inserted the back door of our house?" I've got a lot of flowers in my garden, but don't let these people break the door and ruin it."
"Don't worry, Xianggong." Seeing that he and Si De are acting together, one is better than the other. Miss Qin couldn't help but giggle coquettishly: "Our house is bestowed by the emperor, with high walls and heavy doors, no one can kick it open. No one will waste those delicate flowers you planted in the Xiao family."
Seeing that the girl was slightly jealous, Lin Wanrong laughed twice, pretending not to hear.
Miss Qin snorted, and suddenly moved her footsteps lightly, her figure swayed quickly, and walked to the corner of the alley in two or three steps, and there were two muffled groans. She grabbed the two strong men with one hand, like catching chickens. Throwing it heavily on the ground, he smiled and said, "Master, look—"
Both of them are dressed in long gowns, dressed as Confucian scholars. Their physiques are very majestic, with dark skin, rough palms, and full of calluses. Qin Xian'er blocked the acupoints, and the two screamed, kicking their hands and feet indiscriminately. take off.
"You guys, what are you doing?" Lin Wanrong's face sank like water, and his old face was as black as coal.
One of them hurriedly said: "We are scholars from the east of the city, and we came here to attack Lin San. You should release us quickly, if not, we will even beg for you—"
"Your uncle," Lin Wanrong heard it funny, and found a small stone and threw it on his face: "You, a scholar from Xibei, dare to come and attack me? You really don't want to use the third brother as a cadre?! Said Well, who sent you here??"
The man's eyes rolled around, and he said stubbornly: "Who sent me here? The villain Lin San is bullying the weak and occupying the women of the people. Everyone will be punished if he gets it—"
"Fuck you old mother!" Side was extremely annoyed when he heard that, and kicked the man in the face: "Three
Brother Member Chuan, I hate this kind of person the most. Just this face, crooked like an evil hand, and look at this dog's paw, rough like a broom handle, and pretending to be a genius? I bother! "
He spit it out in one mouthful. It hit the face of that person, and he grabbed that person, his life was in his hands, and he dared not speak out. The other person lying on the ground had a look of fear in his eyes, and he didn't dare to talk to him. Lin Wanrong looked at each other.
Mr. Lin smiled sinisterly, took Miss Qin's tender hand and said: "Xian'er, can you find a bigger forest, and my husband will teach you to play a very interesting game."
Miss Qin said with a smile: "The woods. It's everywhere. My husband, what kind of game is it? I don't like it if you don't play with dead people."
Si De shuddered when he heard it. The princess wife is really a perfect match with the third brother.
"Playing with dead people? It's too bloody, I'm not such a bad person." Master Lin shook his head:
"This game is simple to say, you go to find a larger forest, and then, randomly pick a living person to bury in the soil, then leave their heads outside, shave their hair, and apply a thick layer Thick ground nectar. Cover it with an airtight cage. In it, just put some wild mountain peaks, remember, the quantity should not be too many, only tens of thousands, and it is almost so-so.”
"Oh," Miss Qin exclaimed, gesticulating with her small hands, and shouted innocently: "In such a small place, put so many mountain bees and heads covered with nectar, what will the result be?" ?”
Master Lin smiled brightly: "Tens of thousands of worker bees stung on the head, and the head began to itch and swell, and it became more and more swollen, and the swell became bigger and bigger. Finally, it reached the limit. What will happen-"
"It exploded!" Side exclaimed, with fear on his face.
Miss Qin was timid and smiled charmingly: "Oh, my husband, why did you come up with such a bad idea—it's really fun, let's try it now. There are two ready-made lands, which one should we try first? "
Her beautiful eyes rolled slightly, and she kept looking at the faces of the two people on the ground. Seeing this princess as beautiful as a flower, the two people were shocked by the words they said, and they shrank their heads back in fright.
"Sir, let's choose him." Miss Qin finally made up her mind, pointing at the strong man next to him who had been trembling and daring to speak, she said with a smile: "His head is bigger, it must be fun to blow up, with blood flying all over the place." !"
Si De was terrified when he heard that, this princess lady was born beautiful, but this idea is too devilish, and only a person like Third Brother can restrain her.
The man who was hit by Princess Nishang was so frightened that he almost fainted, and hurriedly shouted: "Princess, spare your life, princess, spare your life. My lord, I'm here, I'm here."
"Third brother, he recruited." Si De was overjoyed.
Ms. Qin snorted angrily: "How can I, Dahua, have such a low bone? I can't play this game anymore. Mr. Xianggong. Then let's change this one. Listening to what he said just now, the bone seems to be harder. Get up and have fun!"
Before the words were finished, the bone-hard ground yelled in horror: "Princess, spare my life, my lord, spare my life, and the little one is also recruiting!"
"Recruited? Why did you recruit so quickly?" Lord Lin frowned slightly, his face disappointed, and sighed: "Then let's talk about it. But there is one thing I want to declare first, I am really a kind person and never What kind of violence is used to extract a confession, you two don’t want to ruin my reputation like today—oh, my worker bee headshot technique, I don’t know when will I get what I want?”
"My lord," seeing Lin's tricks, the two of them dared not speak up anymore, and hurriedly knelt down and said, "Xiaodi dare not hide it, both of us are surnamed Gudi!"
"Gu what Gu?" Mr. Lin snorted, "It's enough to say your surname is Gu? How do I know if you are Gu San or Gu Si?!"
Seeing that my husband hadn't realized it yet, Miss Qin hastily tugged at his sleeves: "Master, these two are probably sent by the Gu family."