"Where are you going?" Gao Chief was very nervous when he heard this: "Do you want me to mobilize soldiers and horses to covertly protect? Is one hundred thousand troops enough?!"
This old Gao dares to say anything, one hundred thousand? ! I bother. Master Lin snorted, and said fiercely: "What I want to do is a very important matter, which belongs to the top secret of my Dahua. Except for you and me, no third person is allowed to know. Anyone who dares to spy secretly—Brother Gao , I don’t need to tell you, you know what to do, right?!”
Seeing the solemnity of what he said, Gao Chief nodded hurriedly: "Understood. Don't worry, Brother Lin, whoever dares to reveal your whereabouts, I will screw his head off."
"What is Mr. Xianggong doing?" Seeing that Gao Chief was driving the carriage farther and farther, but the direction was opposite to the long pavilion, Qin Xian'er wondered: "Could it be that he is really angry? Why doesn't he want to talk to us?"
She looked a little anxious, Xiao Qingxuan smiled and took her hand: "Sister, don't worry, you don't know Lin Lang's temperament, he has a lot of tricks in his heart, how can he get angry so easily? I think it's probably him Something happened secretly without telling us."
Qin Xian'er was held in the palm of Miss Xiao's hand, and she struggled a little, but seeing that she had a big belly, her face was full of concern. "What are you pulling me for? Be careful I'll throw you hard." Qin Xian'er curled her mouth, turned her face and hummed softly, but let Miss Xiao hold her little hand.
Ning'er wrung her fingers and giggled coquettishly: "Is there anything else he can hide from us? The well-known young lady in the capital, who has a crush on Big Brother, is here, and only those who can't get Big Brother's attention are left. He can still Where can I go to steal the fish? Hey, could it be that a lady from another place came to Beijing today?"
Ning'er's words are interesting, and they fit her husband's temperament very well. All the ladies blushed and smiled lightly, but the second lady pouted and said: "The villain is not a lustful person, he must have something important to do." To do it, I trust him!"
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"Ah Choo—" Sitting in the car, Master Lin sneezed for a long time, which made the bridle-bound horse tremble. Gao Chief hastily poked his head over: "Brother Lin, what's the matter? Did you get up early in the morning and catch the wind and cold?"
"No, no, I don't have such a weak body." Lin Wanrong smiled and waved his hands: "Maybe someone missed me. Brother Gao, how far is it from Shengfang?!"
Gao Chief took a glance at it, shook his head and said: "To avoid the eyeliner of the ladies, we are taking a fork in the road. It is a bit farther, and it will take another half an hour."
Not only was it far away, it was as far away as the sky. Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled wryly, yawning and letting him go. When we arrived at the Jade Buddha Temple, the sky was already bright, and a thin layer of smog seemed to exist, entangled among the mountains, and the peak in the distance was as illusory and unreachable as the Penglai Fairy Pavilion.
The holy square has been transformed into a school, and it is still the vernal equinox, and there are very few visitors, but the road leading to the top of the mountain is already wide open. Walking up the steps, there are green pines and cypresses, a hundred flowers competing for beauty, and the faint fragrance of flowers and plants comes, which is as fresh and pleasant as the mist that wraps around you.
"This is a good place to go, not much better than the Penglai Fairy Pavilion." The mountain road is steep, Lin Wanrong is injured, and the high chief is walking very slowly all the way, but he is in a mood to enjoy the scenery beside the road: "Wait for my old Gao I'm almost done with my life, so I'll build a thatched hut here, pick flowers every day, drink fine wine, and live a happy and immortal life."
Lin Wanrong said disdainfully: "What's so good about being an immortal? They see through the world of mortals, get rid of all emotions and six desires, and even the most basic emotions are gone. What's the difference with a tree stump? It's better to be a mortal like me, cheating, eating, drinking, and having fun. Have fun."
"It's reasonable, it's reasonable." Gao Chief laughed a few times, and then said shyly: "It's just that I really want to find some four-legged girls to do that happy thing on this mountain, I'm afraid I won't be able to let go. Lin Brother, you also know that I have always been an introvert. Every time I visit Bada Hutong, I will feel guilty for several hours."
This Lao Gao has been with Master Lin for a long time, and his skills have really improved a lot. Even Master Lin deeply admires him for his thick skin. The two talked and laughed and walked to the top of the mountain. The remnants of the old bombing of the archway still remained, and weeds were overgrown among the broken bricks and tiles.
Lin Wanrong looked forward with emotion, but the situation in front of him stunned him for a moment. In front of the deceased master's grave, a small spiritual pagoda was erected, and an incense burner was placed on the pagoda. Three pillars of long incense stood facing the sky, and the flames flickered slightly, and the cigarette smoke slowly rose. There is a thatched hut next to the grave, and a bamboo door is erected in front of it. The stone spots in front of the door are smooth and unusual, as if inhabited.
"Sister Immortal—" Lin Wanrong yelled, in surprise, she had already forgotten the injury on her body, and was about to move forward. Ouch, there was severe pain in his leg, his feet were weak, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Gao Chief had quick eyesight and quick hands, and hurriedly supported him.
"Brother Gao, quickly help me over there." Lin Wanrong cried out in a hurry, his big hands like iron pincers grabbed Gao Chief's arm painfully. Gao Chief didn't dare to be negligent, he opened his voice, pushed his wheelchair and ran forward.
He approached the thatched hut three or two times, and he stopped involuntarily, but he could hear the sound of his heart beating. The room was silent, and the bamboo joints inlaid on the doorknob were smooth and clean. The owner was obviously a person with a clean personality.
"Yuxi—" Lin Wanrong muttered to himself, his eyes became moist in an instant. He supported the handle with trembling hands, slowly pushed open the bamboo door, and said excitedly, "Sister Immortal, I'll—"
Bang, Fang Fang opened the bamboo door, and I don't know what it was, with the sound of howling wind, it flew straight towards Lin Wanrong's cheek.
"Brother Lin, go back!" It was too late and then quickly, Gao Chief was indeed a master, only to hear him yell, and his figure stood in front of Lin Wanrong like lightning, and he slid his wheelchair backwards, raising his hand Slapping away the attacking thing with a palm, he sternly shouted: "Where are you bastards, dare to attack the imperial court officials, don't you want to live?!"
The thing that hit fell to the ground with a thud, and broke into a few broken petals, but it was a water scoop dug out of a dried gourd, so light that it didn't have much strength.
"What a vicious hidden weapon!" Gao Chief was shocked, and hurriedly stretched out his arms to cover Lin Wanrong behind him, and shouted righteously: "This place is not suitable for long! Brother Lin, you retreat first, I will cover!"
"Hehe—" A crisp voice came from the thatched cottage: "I said Master Lin, brother-in-law, where did you find such a bodyguard? This thick-skinned person has got a bit of your authenticity. Oh, you Why is my leg limping, could it be that I was beaten by my senior sister? You deserve it, you deserve it!" The woman clapped her hands and laughed happily as she spoke.
The high chief had all beard and hair, with a serious expression, standing in front of Lin Wanrong, serious in speech and expression. Lin Wanrong patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Gao, relax, relax, this is not an outsider, but my sister-in-law."
Walking out of the thatched hut was a girl of thirteen or fourteen years old, wearing a satin yellow thin gown, with a pretty face, bright eyes and white teeth, even though she was a little younger, she was already an extremely outstanding beauty.
"It turned out to be your sister-in-law, brother." Gao Chief nodded rigorously, shaking his strong wrist, and said solemnly: "Fortunately, I stopped my hand in time, otherwise, with my unparalleled Gao family's unique skills, it would have made me feel so sad. My sister-in-law is probably dead by now. Fortunately, fortunately!"
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly, cupped his fists and said, "Brother Gao, it's easy to say! I thank you on behalf of my sister-in-law."
"Bah," the little girl sneered at Lin Wanrong, "Who is your sister-in-law? You don't want to be so affectionate. My senior sister has a good relationship with you. She thinks of you and loves you. It has nothing to do with me. Like the one who follows you This kind of big black guy, my little finger can overturn ten of them, tell him to shut up, don't annoy me."
Gao Chief laughed loudly: "Brother Lin, you really deserve to be your sister-in-law. I told you to train her well. She's even better at bragging than you!"
Master Lin rolled his eyes at what he said, did I brag? I've always told the truth, this sister-in-law is Fairy Ning's apprentice, and there's nothing wrong with beating you ten high chiefs.
The little girl heard the two talking, but there was a sneer on her face, a silver light appeared in her hand, and a silver needle flashed out suddenly.
It was about to get an injection, Mr. Lin felt cold in his back, and hurriedly patted Gao Chief on the shoulder: "Brother Gao, speak carefully, speak carefully. My sister-in-law is really amazing!"
"Oh, what are you afraid of?" Gao Chief frowned, and said with a wretched smile: "Everyone says it's good, my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's buttocks, and I can touch it as I want. The youth and beauty of my sister-in-law, ah, that , although you are a little younger, but you have a lot of fun. Besides, Brother Lin, you are so handsome and burly, you look like Pan An, it is only natural for a brother-in-law to hook up with a sister-in-law, as the saying goes, the fat water does not flow to outsiders, isn't it? Is this reasonable? Hey, my sister-in-law is looking at you, she is smiling at you, Brother Lin, if you fulfill your wish, don’t forget to invite me to a wedding wine—"
This old Gao's rotten mouth is going to hurt me, Mr. Lin was sweating coldly when he heard it, and hurriedly looked to the opposite side. Seeing that the little girl's expression became more and more icy, and the silver needle in her hand was shining brightly, she shook her hand violently. Then I saw a ray of silver light, flying straight towards it, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Oh," Gao Chief exclaimed in pain, his face turned pale in an instant: "Brother Lin, it's not good—"
"What's wrong, you got the needle!" Lin Wanrong patted him on the shoulder with deep sympathy: "I told you to stop talking nonsense, my sister-in-law is very good at martial arts, if you mess with her, there is no good fruit to eat— "
High Chief waved anxiously: "No, no. Brother Lin, it's you—"
"Me? What's wrong with me?! You should still worry about yourself, this needle is very powerful." Seeing that Lao Gao's expression changed suddenly, and the cold sweat rolled down his face, which seemed to frighten him, Lin Wanrong hurriedly comforted him: "However, Brother Gao Don’t worry too much, the silver needles are actually non-toxic. At most, your body will be cold for a while, then numb, then crispy, and finally soft. It’s like taking a sauna. After that, you will be completely healed. , nothing will happen—”
"No, Brother Lin," Gao Chief waved his hands anxiously, and finally got a chance to speak, even his voice was trembling: "I didn't get the needle, yes, it was you—"
"You won't say that I got the needle?!" Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "Today is April Fool's Day, Brother Gao, you like to joke with me the most. You are the one who speaks ill of her, not me. Why is she stabbing me? "
"Brother, it's true, it's true." Gao Chief almost cried: "Look, your ass—""
Lao Gao doesn't study hard, can his butt be called a butt? It's called a buttocks! Following Gao Chief's gaze, Lin Wanrong subconsciously touched his left buttock, only to feel that there seemed to be a thin ice thread at the entrance, which was still shaking and shaking. The coolness made half of his buttocks numb.
"Small, little sister, you, what are you doing?!" Master Lin shuddered, his face turned pale, and his whole body turned cold: "I didn't provoke you, you left the culprit alone and didn't fight, but Why are you stabbing me? A man's buttocks and a woman's waist are absolutely unacceptable!"
"Hee hee, why don't you call me sister-in-law?! It sounds so pleasing to the ear." The little girl said with a smile: "This big black guy is your follower, and what he says, isn't it all at your instigation? Shoot The man shoots the horse first, and the thief first captures the king, have you never heard of this truth?!"
Lao Gao, this wretched old pervert, will be killed by him this time. Lin Wanrong sighed: "Brother Gao, didn't you protect me?! Why did I get stuck with a needle?!"
"I don't know either." Gao Chief said with a bitter face: "Brother Lin, you said that she is your sister-in-law. My sister-in-law wants to stab brother-in-law's ass, I am an outsider, can I control it?!"
***, why does everything taste different in Lao Gao's mouth? Lin Wanrong also knew that this old Gao must be unreliable. Seeing the smiling girl on the opposite side, but she was hiding a needle in the cotton, he could only bite the bullet and said: "Well, little sister, little sister Xiangjun, can you take this needle out first? Come out? A man told a little girl to have her ass pierced, if it gets out, it will be hard to say!"
Li Xiangjun snorted: "What's not good, who dares to gossip, I will cut off his tongue. The needle will be pricked first, and I will take it when the girl is in a good mood."
Lin Wanrong couldn't be more clear about Li Xiangjun's character. This little girl's evil ideas are no less than that of Lin himself. If she said no to it, then there was really nothing to do.
"Brother Lin, why don't I go find a magnet and see if I can suck out the silver needle?" Gao Chief put his heart into it and hurriedly put forward his idea.
How the hell did I have a bad friend like Lao Gao? ! Lord Lin gritted his teeth. If he had been agile, he would have kicked him out.
"I still don't want it anymore." Master Lin tried his best to calm down, his face as black as coal: "The effect of force is mutual. What if the silver needle is so strong that it also sucks the magnet in?! This is my ass , not a basket!"
The little girl Li Xiangjun was very close to the two of them, she burst out laughing when she heard it, her face was stained with rouge, and she seemed to feel something was wrong, she hurriedly covered her cheeks with her sleeve and turned her head away, her ears were already red from laughing up.
Yes, why didn't I think of it. Brother Lin's words awakened the dreamer, Gao Chief suddenly realized, and gave Master Lin a thumbs up, sincerely admiring him.
Li Xiangjun blocked the door, so naturally he couldn't enter the room. Seeing that it was not Fairy Ning who lived in the hut, Lin Wanrong was also discouraged. No wonder I haven't seen the shadow of this ghost girl in the past few days. It turned out that she came up the mountain.
Opposite Qianjue Peak was filled with smog, and the scene could not be seen clearly. The flying love cable stood quietly, trembling slightly in the morning breeze, as if it was a ladder leading directly to the sky.
The scene of Ning Xianzi flying and jumping to continue the rope came to the fore, Lin Wanrong was excited and couldn't wait for a moment, so he said anxiously: "Brother Gao, hurry up, help me over there to have a look. "
Gao Chief responded, and was about to push him forward, but Li Xiangjun turned around and was standing in front of him, his eyes rolled, and he said, "Why, you are leaving now, don't you want to take the needle? Don’t blame me for not telling you, I have smeared Qibusan on this needle—Qibusan, do you know what it is? Big Hei, tell him!”
The high chief was also taken aback, and said anxiously: "Qibusan is a peerless poison, which is made from two kinds of poisonous poisons of crane crest red and nine-tailed scorpion. It is said that people who have been infected with Qibusan will never die. People can walk seven steps away, so there is a saying that seven steps will kill the soul, and there is no medicine in the world to cure it."
Seeing Gao Chief's endorsement, Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother Gao, where have you heard the power of these seven steps, it's scary."
"It's not fake." Gao Chief pulled his sleeve nervously: "That's what the storytellers in the teahouse said. When I was learning art, I saw it in miscellaneous books."
Is it true? The miscellaneous books that Lao Gao can read are probably Jin Ping Mei and Jade Fu Tuan. Mr. Lin is extremely smart, how can he believe in such things, he laughed twice and said: "Isn't it just a seven-step walk, what are you afraid of, I use a wheelchair! Brother Gao, let's go!"
Gao Chief couldn't resist him, so he had to glance at Mrs. Lin's sister-in-law, but he saw the little girl didn't speak or smile, her expression was indifferent, and she didn't know what it meant.
Gao Chief pushed Lin Wanrong forward, thinking of the power of the legendary Qibu San, his heart was in his throat.
"If you don't listen to me, then you can't blame me." Li Xiangjun snorted and counted coldly: "One, two, three—"
There are a lot of counterfeit medicines, I'm afraid you will be blamed, Lin Wanrong laughed and didn't care.
"—Seven!" The wheelchair took a few steps, Li Xiangjun yelled lightly, and Master Lin fell straight down.