Lin Wanrong blinked twice, overjoyed and said: "Oh, brother Gao, you actually brought all these treasures. I admire you."
"Of course." Gao Chief said with a big smile, "These treasures are really a must-have medicine for traveling at home and wandering around the rivers and lakes. Brother Lin must have no less than me, hehe!"
Lin Wanrong smiled, and took out a paper bag from his pocket, which was much bigger than the one in Gao Chief's hand: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I didn't expect you to see through it on the spot, Brother Gao. You also know that a flower, my little brother, is the most important thing for everyone." Rely on it to be my family. I walked the rivers and lakes, and I was able to stand upright. Apart from my peerless miraculous skills, the greatest credit is to them. Sigh, such a good thing, I really don’t want to use it!"
The two of them smiled slyly, but Hu Bugui was stunned, he stared at the paper bag for a long time, puzzled and said: "Brother Gao, what is this thing, it sounds like a treasure?"
"Of course it's a treasure! Don't underestimate such a paper bag. It is the favor of a young man, the nightmare of a young woman, a treasure that can't be bought by a thousand dollars." Gao Chief looked serious, and slowly opened the paper bag. But there are dozens of small medicine bags: "See, this one is called 'a big piece of firewood', this one is called 'lady's undressing', and this one is a good Mongolian medicine. These are genuine and heavy. Ample, if you don’t have acquaintances in the time-honored brands in the capital, you can’t even buy them.”
Hu Bugui was sweating profusely, looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "General, what you have in your hand, is it also these drugs?"
"Look at what Brother Hu said, don't you know who I am?! Selling drugs is something that lowly people would do." Lin Wanrong straightened his face and said seriously: "I have it in my hand. But they are all sexy boudoir items that are only used by serious people. Look at this, it is called Dali Vajra Pill—what a serious name. It has the same origin as that Dali Vajra Finger Master! This small one can be as effective as it is The two packs in Brother Gao’s hands only use one pill per night, which is highly effective and long-lasting, and all troubles are solved. There is also this one, called Happy Martyr Yin, although the name is a bit obscene, but the effect is even more obscene. Eat it, no matter what What kind of martyr and virgin, even if you are a wild horse and a female wolf, you will return to nature and sing joyfully every night. Just these two things, I don’t know how many good men have brought joy to the gospel, compared with them. What is left here is han Medicines, laxatives, alas, I am too embarrassed to recommend them to you!"
Master Lin's medicines sounded more powerful than Lao Gao's. Hu Bugui was sweating profusely. It took a long time before he asked cautiously: "General, brother Gao, you want to use the magic medicine in your hands to deal with the barbarians?"
Lin Wanrong nodded, and sighed: "I'm also reluctant. I haven't had time to find a few rich ladies and ladies to try such a good thing, but I want to take advantage of the barbarians first. It's really hateful. But for the sake of My Dahua’s family and country are in danger, I don’t even care about my life and chastity, let alone a little medicine powder. Don’t care about laxatives and Mongolian medicines, let the barbarians taste them all. Let them know how powerful I am.”
General Lin’s righteous words were strict and filled with righteous indignation, and Hu Bugui was full of admiration for his heroic spirit. After hesitating for a long time, he finally said: “It is admirable and admirable for General Lin to make such a sacrifice for my Dahua. It’s a good medicine, but how do we use it? How can we approach the Turkic camp without anyone noticing it?”
Seeing Gao Chief's big smile, it seems that he has already made up his mind, Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother Gao, it's better for you to explain your clever plan."
Unexpectedly, my old Gao would be able to become a military adviser one day. The high chief blushed with excitement, pointed to the endless lake in the distance, and said: "Want to approach the Turkic people silently?! It's simple, isn't there a natural way?" Is it an underground road?"
Hu Bugui looked at the sky-high lake, and suddenly realized: "Brother Gao, you mean, let's swim across."
The high chief nodded proudly: "Many of our brothers in the army came from Weishan Lake and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and the water quality is much better. You can choose eight hundred or thousands of people and swim quietly to the edge of the barbarian camp. Hide it. Then choose a capable and flexible person, sneak into the Hu camp, put medicine in their cauldrons and kettles, put all Mongolian medicine and **, hehe. It’s better for those who have eaten Mongolian medicine to say something, at most It’s just sleeping with your head covered. As for those unlucky ones who have eaten orgasm, you must have heard about it, Lao Hu. There are no women here. At that time, the Turkic people will be so hot that they will have to go there regardless of whether they can get water or not. Jump in this lake. Our underwater brothers can pick up ready-made ones! When the time is right, the eight thousand brothers will go all out and kill the whole army, so the barbarians will be completely eliminated?"
It's really vicious, Hu Bugui gasped, there were no women in this Hu army, and hundreds of people were shot at the same time, what kind of scene would that be? Thinking about it makes me look forward to it!
Although Gao Chief's strategy seems to be funny, it is not aimless, swimming and sneaking, secretly poisoning, there have been countless battles throughout the ages, Lao Gao is just learning and using it.
"That's it." Lin Wanrong said in a hey voice: "Brother Hu immediately go to choose a brother with good water quality. As for the person who hides in and injects medicine, he needs to be quick-witted, flexible, wise and brave, and does not bother the two masters, so please ask Brother Gao to go out in person Well, anyway, you have quite a lot of experience in administering medicine, and you have experimented on many chivalrous women."
"Where did Brother Lin go?" Gao Chief said with a shy smile, "I always insist on convincing people with virtue, with emotion as the main and medicine as the supplement."
This old Gao's face almost caught up with mine, Lin Wanrong laughed and patted him on the shoulder in relief.
Hu Bugui pondered for a while, then suddenly shook his head and said, "Oh, there is a flaw! Brother Gao, I'm afraid your plan will fail."
"Why?!" Gao Chief suddenly became nervous, and finally came up with an idea, but don't be rejected so easily, or where can I put this old face.
"Brother Gao's medicine is very good." Hu Bugui suppressed a smile and said, "If there are no females in the Hu camp, it will be a big success. But I suddenly remembered something, I'm afraid it will ruin your plan—there Although there are no women, there are thousands of mares!!"
Lao Hu, a beast, is really a blockbuster. The three of you looked at me and I looked at you. After a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter.
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The bright crescent moon hangs high in the night sky, covered by a few wisps of dark clouds, and the faint silver light shines all over the desert grassland, which is extremely cold. A bonfire was lit by the tent of the Turkic people on the opposite side, steaming from several cauldrons, I don’t know what they were cooking, and a faint fragrance permeated the grassland.
Hundreds of small black dots are slowly moving in the middle of the lake, just like a piece of floating dead branch, which is inaudible. Helped by the heavens, the breeze on the grassland blows from south to north tonight, which saves a lot of energy for the soldiers who are swimming. The surface of the lake was cold, but the water was warm. Hundreds of people swam for half an hour, and they only breathed a little.
"Brother Lin, are you really known as the big tiger on land and the little white dragon in the river?" Seeing General Lin stretching freely, sometimes dog-planing, sometimes walking on his back, sometimes swimming butterfly, and the waves gliding by him, Li Wuling took great pains. It took only strength to keep up with him, and he was out of breath.
Lin Wanrong smiled and nodded: "Is there still a lie? I never lie, everyone knows that. Hey, little Lizi, who did you learn to paddle from, and the dog planing looks decent!"
This is not a compliment. Although Li Wuling is young, his water skills are very good. To be able to follow Lin Wanrong to lead the ferry, there is no real kung fu. No wonder he tried his best to squeeze into the first wave of swimming team before departure. On the contrary, it was the high-spirited Gao Chief before he entered the water, which surprised Lin Wanrong. The few dog planings that Lao Gao fell into the water were really horrible, and his butt almost stuck to the sky. Fortunately, his martial arts are strong, and although his posture is indecent, he will not fall behind.
never lie? I bother! Li Wuling automatically omitted his previous sentence. Hehe said: "Isn't it just paddling? When I was in the capital, no one could swim past me. Which of the rivers and lakes in Beijing, big and small, have I never swam? You came to Beijing to see me on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month this year. At that time. I just finished swimming."
Come on, your kid is still playing winter swimming! Lin Wanrong smiled and shook his head indifferently.
"By the way, Brother Lin, do you still remember the lantern you picked up on the river on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month?" Li Wuling looked at him mysteriously: "Hey, do you know who put it up?"
At the mention of this, Lin Wanrong suddenly remembered that it is still unknown which lady put down the goddess lamp with the poem inscribed on it.
"Why, do you know?" Lin Wanrong wondered.
"I said Brother Lin. Why are you so stupid?!" Li Wuling chuckled: "You don't even think about it, how many people are there in Beijing with such talent and skill?"
"It's Miss Xu!" Lin Wanrong suddenly realized. There was a strange feeling in my heart, it turned out that I picked up Xu Zhiqing's lantern on the first day I came to Beijing, but I just didn't know it. Things in life are really amazing.
Li Wuling said hehe: "There is something that surprises you even more. Let me tell you. When you were picking up lanterns, my Aunt Xu was watching from the crowd and remembered your face—"
"What?!" Lin Wanrong couldn't close his mouth in shock. Almost choking on the lake water: "So, Ms. Xu knew me early on? Oh, did she arrange to hide from the rain in the Temple of the Reclining Buddha? It turned out that she was spying on me, but I hate her for shooting arrows at me—"
Li Wuling grinned: "I don't know about these things, I'll ask Aunt Xu after you go back."
It turns out that this girl is a big conspirator, and she has kept me a secret for so long. Thinking of Ms. Xu's tearful face before leaving, Lin Wanrong felt warm in her heart.
"Attention, slow down." It is less than a hundred feet away from the shore. The Turkic tents and bonfires were clearly visible, and there were a few sentries walking back and forth. Lin Wanrong hurriedly put away her fancy intestines, and whispered back the order.
Hundreds of people stopped water skiing and moved forward slowly by taking advantage of the wind. Getting closer and closer to the camp of the barbarians, the situation in the camp was finally seen clearly. The Turkic people obviously never dreamed that the Dahua people would descend from the sky and swim from the lake. Their tent was right next to the lake, and there were sentries patrolling back and forth on the other three sides, but the side near the lake was the loosest, with only one person on duty.
Not far from the lake, several large pots were set up with thick sticks. The bonfire was blazing, and the fragrance was overflowing. I don't know what they were cooking. Somewhere farther away, a temporary horse pen was erected with thick wood, and tens of thousands of large Turkic horses curled up in it. Hundreds of Turkic people circled around the horses, as if they were counting the numbers.
Gradually getting closer, the flames of the bonfire illuminated the water surface bright red, and the stubble-covered cheeks of the Turkic Swimming Whistle by the lake were clearly visible.
"Shut up." Lin Wanrong waved his hand, held his breath, and the hundreds of people swimming stopped moving instantly.
Li Wuling swam to his side and whispered: "Brother Lin, I counted, there are more than five hundred barbarians in total, less than six hundred."
This number is basically the same as Lin Wanrong's investigation. He nodded, grabbed Gao Chief and said, "Brother Gao, did you see that swimming Turkic sentinel? We are about 50 feet away from him now, so we need to settle it silently." He, how sure are you?"
"Ten percent!" Gao Chief was full of confidence.
"Okay!" Lin Wanrong snorted softly: "Li Wuling, take two brothers with good water skills to cover Brother Gao. Remember, you must not let the sentinel find out."
The barbarians are right in front of them, and such an exciting thing has never been done before, Li Wuling responded excitedly, found two soldiers with good water skills, grabbed the high chief and slowly dived, the four thin hollow bamboo sticks slightly When it comes out of the water, it looks like a float while fishing, moving slowly with the wind speed.
The Turkic sentry was sitting on a rock, holding a piece of half-cooked meat, and was biting it fiercely. He never imagined in his wildest dreams that under his nose, there are unexpectedly hidden soldiers from Dahua.
Thirty feet, twenty feet, ten feet, seeing Li Wuling and the others getting closer, everyone held their breath involuntarily. Lin Wanrong clenched her fists tightly, looking at the swimming bamboo joints, her heart slowly lifted.
The float at the front rose slowly, and Li Wuling's head popped out secretly, like a frivolous gourd. When he was about to move, a sudden change occurred, and the Turkic sentry suddenly stood up and glanced at the lake.
was discovered? Sweat dripped from Lin Wanrong's forehead, he held the saber tightly in his hand, and walked forward while preparing to fight, his heavy footsteps knocking on everyone's hearts. All the soldiers' hearts were in their throats, their underwater swords were clenched tightly, and they were ready to fight at any time.
As soon as Li Wuling's head dived back into the water, the Turkic man stepped over, unbuttoned his trouser pockets, and the sound of hissing water came to his face.
***, Lin Wanrong took a few breaths, angry and funny.
Savage beasts, corrupt morals, corrupted conscience, and unscrupulous scum, Lin Wanrong gave this Turkic man all the vicious words he could think of, but he couldn't calm down the anger in his heart. It's too careless, to pee in such a clear lake, not to mention ruining the environment, and even treat me as a toilet, is it tolerable or unbearable
Hu Bugui gritted his teeth angrily: "Damn, how dare you show such a small thing in front of me? I'll ask Lao Gao to cut his balls later."
After the Turkic man finished urinating, he sighed comfortably, turned around and grabbed the paw, and then chewed.
Lin Wanrong scolded angrily for not talking about hygiene, but the high chief in front couldn't bear it any longer. He slowly surfaced and spotted the Turkic man's position. With a soft crash, his body was like a big fish jumping out of the water quickly, approaching the sentry quietly like the wind, and slapped the Turkic man hard on the back of the neck.
The Hu man fell down without a sound. Li Wuling and the two brothers in front quickly jumped to the surface of the water and hid behind the boulder.
This action was clean and quick, and most of the Hu people's energy was put on counting the horses. They were most at ease with the lake, and most of the alerts were arranged in other directions. How could they have thought that the lake, which should be the safest, had already appeared? misfortune
Except for the yelling of the barbarians in the distance when they were counting the horses, there was no abnormal sound anymore. The high chief stripped off the Turkic sentry's clothes and put them on indiscriminately. He has a burly body and a bearded face. He pulled down the fur on the felt hat and looked from a distance. Like a living Turkic.
The high chief landed smoothly, which was considered a victory for the first battle. Hundreds of people in the water swam forward silently, approaching the shore of the lake.
Lao Gao stood up, and stomped on the leftover meat that the barbarian had gnawed, but it wasn't enough, so he spat on it, grabbed the meat, and strode towards it until the oily smoke billowed in it. The cauldron went.
"Monza, Huola Younijisierlukanjia?" The barbarian over there saw the high chief staggering towards the cauldron. Then he yelled with a smile.
Lao Gao didn't know Turkic, so Lin Wanrong became nervous and asked Hu Bugui beside him: "Brother Hu, what is this Turkic man calling?"
Hu Bugui had been fighting with the Hu people for many years, and he was already proficient in Turkic dialect. He said, "He asked: Monza, which tastes better, Sungkou or your woman?"
"Zhongza Mamu Ni Caodori." When Lin Wanrong was nervous. Gao Chief yelled loudly, Lin Wanrong couldn't understand what he was yelling. The Turkic people in the distance laughed, and even Hu Bugui narrowed his eyes happily: "That's right, brother Gao's Turkic language is very refined and proficient!"
Lin Wanrong opened his mouth wide: "Brother Hu, Lao Gao speaks Turkic?"
Hu Bugui nodded: "Brother Gao has learned this sentence from me in the past few days. He is more familiar with it than Hu people."
It turns out that Lao Gao is so eager to learn, Lin Wanrong wondered: "What does this sentence mean?"
"This, it's not easy to translate." Hu Bugui looked embarrassed, and whispered: "It's greetings to Hu Ren's mother."
Lin Wanrong laughed out loud. Lao Gao is really a master who does not suffer.
They were talking here, but the high chief had already walked to several cauldrons in a leisurely manner, threw the animal meat and medicinal powder into the pot, stirred them vigorously, and swaggered around a few times. Only then slowly returned to the post.
After counting the horses, the barbarians returned to the bonfire in twos and threes, grabbed the meat in the pot and gnawed it, but some even took out the wine bag, and the strong smell of wine immediately permeated the entire camp. Hundreds of people ate and drank as if no one was around, and Gao Chief was overjoyed to see it, and hurriedly gestured to Lin Wanrong.
It took half an hour for the Turkic people to drink wildly before they gradually dispersed. Lin Wanrong and others were so anxious, why didn't they move? Such a good medicinal powder, could it be that it has expired? If I knew it, I would have tried it first.
While waiting anxiously, a Turkic man ran out of the tent by the lake, with an upturned beard and a red face, screaming and grabbing his chest vigorously, even the high chief was startled. .
When the Hu man saw Gao Chief, he didn't care whether he was male or female, so he rushed forward with a whoosh, pressed Gao Chief to the ground, and arched his face desperately. This barbarian was very strong, and Lao Gao couldn't get away for a while. Gao Chief's face turned pale, and he kicked him away, ah a few times, and pointed towards the lake: "Water, water, there is it!"
The Turkic man was also dizzy from fever, and he couldn't tell whether it was Chinese or Huyu. Seeing the water in front of him, he jumped into the lake with a splash.
Gao Chief hadn't heaved a sigh of relief when he saw dozens of barbarians rushing out of the camp behind him one after another, all of them had red eyes, they were crazy, and they would arrest anyone they saw.
"Oh my god!" It turned out that a group of people ate meat like this, and Lao Gao was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he jumped into the water with a splash.
Water can extinguish the fire. Seeing Gao Chief's movements, a few barbarians who were a little awake immediately realized it, and hurriedly followed him and jumped into the water. The barbarians followed suit, and suddenly there was a chaotic sound in the lake, and hundreds of barbarians jumped into it one after another.
"Oh, it's really inhumane to use this medicine powder." Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled, and eight hundred warriors, like underwater dragons, ruthlessly pressed these Turkic landlubbers under the water.
"Let's talk with that big ghost!" In the tent in the middle, a sturdy Turkic man suddenly rushed out, waving a saber in his hand, shouting loudly.
Hu Bugui translated: "This man seems to be a leader. He said it was a surprise attack by the Dahua cavalry!"
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly, rushed out of the water, and shouted in the first place: "I am not a cavalry soldier, I am a naked soldier. Brothers, let the Turkic people also show our toughness-go ahead!"