If God gave Joe a chance to start all over again, he would choose Sawmouth.
Too bad the world can't be rewinded.
The moment he was swung down, Young Master Qiao's brain was blank. He didn't even realize what had happened to him, but he felt a little pain in his knees and a little numbness in his palms...
When he fully reacted, he had already conditioned reflexively to cover his face with one hand and grab the waist of his trousers with the other.
The two elbows were respectively held up, and Qiao knew that it was Gu Yan and Yan Suizhi who came to help him in a hurry.
"Your face hurts?" Yan Suizhi asked, "Oh, don't cover it."
Gu Yan tried to pull his hand away to see what was going on with his face.
Young Master Qiao refused to let go. He shook his head and said vaguely, "It's alright—it's alright, it's alright—don't pull, don't pull, I'll take it slow."
"Let's see if there is any blood first." Yan Suizhi said, "There is a medicine box in the house, at least deal with it first, you can't be so bored."
Joe still didn't look up, "I didn't touch my face, I held it up with my hands."
"Then what are you covering?"
"..." Master Qiao covered his face and collapsed for a while, pretending to be calm and saying, "Inertia."
Gu Yan is a good friend after all, and he understands as soon as he hears it.
Yan Suizhi asked, "What inertia?"
Gu Yan: "...If you're ashamed, cover your face first."
This is Master Joe's life creed.
As long as Master Qiao can remember, this is what his sister Eunice told him - when you are embarrassed, either cover others or cover yourself.
The original intention may be to tease him, but when he was two or three years old, Master Qiao was a veritable little fool.