When Dean Yan "died", the major websites vigorously slaughtered the version for half a month, basically taking everyone through the entire funeral process mentally. Even people who don't know him know him after sending it off.
Now the dean is alive again without warning, and the major websites are booming again...
No, the major websites don't have time to bomb, they just go crazy.
After all, people will always die, but very few can deceive corpses.
The first to go crazy was the cellular network to which reporter Bunqi belonged.
As soon as the report he wrote was published, the popularity soared to the naked eye. Bunqi, who wrote the report, was still immersed in the daze of "Where did I go! Who did I see! What the hell am I talking about!", the boss was already happy.
He was extremely excited and forced Ben Qi to call Yan Suizhi's communication, expressing his excitement and gratitude in a way of shouting from across the mountain: "Dean, do you know! Since the establishment of our website, we have never seen such a high level. The heat, so many people!! Hahahahaha-"
Yan Suizhi had just returned to the garden in the city.
He was just entering the door to change his shoes, when his head hurts because of this loud voice. He took off the ear button and put it on the stand next to him, not listening to a single word of the nonsense praise behind the beehive boss.
He changed his slippers without haste, took off his coat and hung it on the hanger, and folded the cuffs of his shirt twice. Guessing that the other party should take a breath, he put the ear button back on and said politely, "I heard it all, congratulations."
When Gu Yan next to him heard this nonsense, he looked at him with a blank face.
Yan Suizhi was amused by his "I'll just watch you talk nonsense" expression, and a smile spread on the corner of his mouth.
With such a smile, he said to the cellular network owner on the communication side: "If this is the case, then I suggest that your station prepare a few more technicians for emergency."
This person still doesn't like to work hard when he speaks, and because he is just recovering from a serious illness, his voice is not loud enough.
At least the honeycomb boss on the chicken blood may not have heard it at all. He said "ummm" a few times, and then began to hahaha: "This time it is really big news! No! It's more than big! This is a bomb!"
Yan Suizhi was shocked again by the loud voice, but finally he couldn't hold back, and said politely: "... Then let's blow it up."
It didn't take long for this communication to hang up, and the cellular network really exploded.
Was blown up.
The second crazy is Bunch himself.
Since the cellular portal collapsed, those wanting to know more have started frantically requesting communications from him. Colleagues, friends, family, and some strangers he didn't even know made him deeply regret leaving his address online.
He didn't last long before he started to send a message to Dean Yan and cry:
My smartphone vibrated like a massage wristband for two full hours… two full hours without a second.
I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt your ability to make news, I have never seen such crazy news in my life.
After half a day, the other party replied:
You're welcome, I will remember to collect the two heads that you and your little apprentice owe me.
Bench: "… "
Hersey: "...Why count me?"
Benqi couldn't hold back:
Why are you so calm? Isn't it you who should be harassed the most
The same idea is not only for Benqi, but also for many people who are secretly hiding.
In the partner office of Southern Cross Law Firm, the innermost door and window are closed. The partner, who is respected by many as Mr. Gao, is sitting behind his desk and listening to the communication by pressing his ear buttons.
"Is the news accurate? Are you sure that's all that was mentioned?" he asked, frowning.
"That's all, that reporter is not a celebrity, and it's probably the first time I've encountered such a scene. I've found some people to go around and talk about it. Whether it's the law firm, or the big boss, he didn't mention it, not only I didn't mention it, the reporter was still at a loss, and didn't think there was any connection between these things."
Mr. Gao held his chin and thought for a while, "If it's not because the reporter's acting skills are very good, then it's because he really doesn't know."
"Where does a reporter get his acting skills? I asked him about it. The other party is a very straight-forward person, the kind who can't hide his face when he flatters and offends people."
Mr. Gao nodded slowly, and tapped his finger on the table a few times: "... If the one who came back from the dead really finds out something and wants to make a big trouble, he should disclose the news to the reporter as soon as possible, after all, the enthusiasm will always be The first wave is the highest. You should drop a bait first, cause inquiry, and then strike while the iron is hot.”
"Yeah, that's right. Now that he hasn't said anything, can we judge that he doesn't know yet? Or we don't know enough, at least we haven't dug us and the big boss yet?"
"It's hard to say, just wait and see what happens, let's see the situation for two days."
"Stay and watch? Don't do anything? What if the dean can't hold back and does something?"
"What are you doing? Are you jumping out now because you're afraid others won't look at you? Don't be stupid. As for the dean... at least today and tomorrow, he can't care about anything else." Mr. Gao sneered, "He puts himself in the At the cusp of the storm, everyone is staring at him, safety is safe, but he can't do anything by himself. Besides... He should be harassed so much that his smartphone is stuck now, right? Maybe he will cut off the communication ?"
"Hahaha that's for sure!"
With the mentality of watching a good show, these people waited for Yan Suizhi to be harassed by all kinds of news.
However, in the garden villa building in the city at the center of the storm, Yan Suizhi was leaning on the sofa and sent back a message to Ben Qi:
Thank you for your concern, but I don't have such troubles.
Bench:
Why? ! ! How can it be? ? ! I've been harassed like this, how can you be okay? ? ! Your contact information is on the homepage of Metz University!
Yan Suizhi:
Oh.
But I'm using the intern's communication number now.
Bunqi: "..."
Before the reporter came up in one breath, Yan Suizhi sent him another message:
By the way, when is your station going to take a break
Bunqi: "..."
This can basically piss off the boss directly.
He thought about it and replied:
Technology is in the rescue, it should be soon.
Yan Suizhi:
When your site is restored, please help me add another report to emphasize that I have not yet legally recovered my identity, and I am still affiliated with the Southern Cross Law Firm.
Bench:
Emphasize this for what?
When receiving this message, Yan Suizhi was reaching out to Gu Yan: "Barrister, requisition your smartphone."
"What do you want to do?" Gu Yan knew his temperament and asked with raised eyebrows.
But after asking, he had already taken off the smart phone with the tail ring and put it in Yan Suizhi's hands.
"It's nothing, find something to do for some people." Yan Suizhi operated the smart phone familiarly, "Come here and requisition your fingers again"
Gu Yan was going to pour coffee, but after hearing this, he sat down beside him again, put one hand on the back of the sofa behind him, and handed it to him obediently with the other.
Yan Suizhi touched the interface requiring fingerprint authentication on his finger.
With a beep, it was unlocked.
"And your eyes." He shook the interface that required iris seriousness in front of Gu Yan's face again.
With a beep, it was unlocked again.
Attorney Gu was a little itchy because of this drip, or because of the natural little actions of a certain dean.
He watched Yan Suizhi's fingers change the communication and information settings briskly, raised his chin with his fingers, and lowered his head to kiss him.
Yan Suizhi raised his finger, responded for a moment, and then patted his cheek: "Teacher is doing the right thing, don't make trouble."
At his words, Gu Yan lightly fiddled with his lips and kissed him more.
Yan Suizhi set Gu Yan's smartphone to automatically reject communication mode, and a few important people made an exception list. He didn't finish setting the rejection, and added an automatic reply.
So everyone who tried to contact Yan Suizhi came across these two lines—
Dial the communication of "President Yan", it is prompted: the account has been cancelled.
He reacted suddenly, and dialed Gu Yan's communication, which was rejected and received an automatic prompt: Sorry, busy. For work-related matters, please contact your Southern Cross law firm.
Either—
Dial the communication of "President Yan", it is prompted: the account has been cancelled.
Zhengchou couldn't get in touch, when he saw another report on the cellular network, he suddenly remembered that Yan Suizhi still belongs to the Southern Cross Law Firm.
In short, the final result is that people who are on the cusp of the storm are leisurely and happy.
The last to kneel and cry was the Southern Cross.
Mr. Gao and a group of partners associated with Manson were caught off guard and drowned in the overwhelming communications and e-mails, so they couldn't be ditched.
Miss Fitz frantically complained: "I now suspect that everyone in the league has added Southern Cross to their contact list."
As Yan Suizhi's accomplice, Gu Yan expressed his friend's concern to Fitz: "Are you in the office? How many communications do you receive in a day?"
Miss Fitz said, "No, I'm on sick leave today. Hahahahahahaha."
Although harassment was avoided, Yan Suizhi's smartphone was not silent.
Bench's report was sent out in the morning, and at noon his smartphone began to vibrate frequently.
The shock came from a message in a certain group chat. This group is called the "Southern Cross Intern Bullshit Group". Locke and the others did it. Yan Suizhi was pretending to be dead 99% of the time, so everyone subconsciously felt that he was not in the group at all. inside.
So during the lunch break, the interns and the idiots who had been holding it all morning went crazy online like taking medicine in the group.
All kinds of expressions with their heads grabbing the ground and exclamation marks made by one hundred bursts swiped the screen.
When Yan Sui opened it, he was smothered by these messy things, and vaguely saw how many "Ruan Ye" and "President".
He pulled the screen away, relaxed his eyes, and then inserted a sentence with some kind of mentality:
- Ladies and gentlemen, have you forgotten that I am still in the group
In a word, all the little fools were successfully frightened to death, and the whole group seemed to have been pressed by the "pause" button, which instantly froze.
Gu Yan watched the whole process beside him, and he took the dean who played ghost stories away with conscience, took away his smartphone, and temporarily let these little fools live.
The whole league was boiling for a long time, and in the afternoon, some people came out to express their opinions unwilling to be lonely.
They questioned the authenticity of Yan Sui's identity. After all, now that genetic technology is developed, it is not impossible to "resurrect" a person from appearance. The perfect crime to escape using this technology has been discussed in various gossip places.
In short, someone picked a thorn from head to toe, and finally made Yan Suizhi a "replicator".
When Yan Suizhi saw the report, he boasted, "It's quite an idea."
Then he slowly packed up and went out.
The first place he went was the estate management committee.