Flash Marriage

Chapter 1: 1) Get married, as simple as that

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I stirred the wicked coffee in my hand, chose a comfortable position and leaned back on the chair amidst the elegant and drowsy music, then re-looked at the man sitting opposite me, and sent a mournful eyes. Due to the image of a lady in my outfit, I held back my yawn rationally.

I never thought of coffee as something that could be given to humans, but I like the pleasure of wasting it. Unpalatable things are meant to be ruined and wasted... Although the cup of coffee in front of me is enough for me to drink several cartons of yogurt.

The man on the opposite side kept looking at me with an unpredictable expression, perhaps seeing my impatience, he finally opened his mouth: "Then, let's talk about your views on intercourse."

Sure enough, this man did not disappoint me by talking about such a boring topic. I leaned on my chin with one hand, and learned the only thing I know about this industry: "The real estate market is risky, and investment must be cautious." At that time, I didn't know that the "marital affairs" he mentioned was not the "real estate market" I understood .

Maybe it was an illusion caused by sleepiness. For a moment, I saw this man's face turn green, and then he returned to normal. He gently touched the wall of the cup with his fingertips, fell silent for a while, then suddenly raised his head and stared at me, and said something that could wake me up instantly.

He: "Very well, let's talk about our marriage."

I:"… "

All right, what should I do now? "Did you make a mistake"? "Will this be too fast?" Or "you fuck off"? No matter what kind of answer it is, it seems that the lethality is not strong enough for the man in front of him who has only known him for less than half an hour.

I really didn't know what kind of expression I should use to face him, so I had no choice but to show a blank expression, and lamented: "If you have brain problems, don't come out to go on a blind date..."

He was drinking coffee at this time, and when he heard my words, he choked up unfortunately, and coughed violently. He took out a tissue and wiped the corner of his mouth, and looked at me resentfully, but couldn't speak because he kept coughing.

I gloated and thought "If you can't pretend to be a gentleman, don't pretend to be a gentleman", but when I saw his slightly raised eyebrows and sharp eyes, I swallowed the words that came to my lips... You can understand it like this, I have always been kind and do not like to take advantage of others.

After he finished coughing, he suddenly said seriously: "I know you don't want to get married either."

This sentence surprised me, first, he knew that I "do not want to get married", how did he know? Let's pretend he is fooled for now... Second, he knows that I "also" don't want to get married, so is there anyone else who doesn't want to get married besides me? This person should be him, otherwise he wouldn't need to contact me if someone else said it. Well, I'm sure he, like me, was also forced into marriage by his family.

Well, we were all forced into marriage.

Thinking of this, my heart is calm. It's like it's hard to feel wronged when you see yourself suffering, but when you see others suffering like yourself, your heart feels much more comfortable. Especially when that person is many levels above us, like the one in front of me. Although I am an urban pseudo-white-collar jobless piece of wood, I still have some basic skills in seeing people. From the clothes, speech and behavior of the person in front of him, it can be seen that he has a good family education and social status. Even if he is pretending, then this liar is also a promising liar, not comparable to the useless wood that I wait for all day to worry about daily necessities.

My heart suddenly became brighter, so I smiled boldly at him and said, "We are also people who have fallen in the end of the world."

He didn't accept my overtures, but said indifferently: "Anyway, we both don't want to get married. After we get married, we can live our own lives without interfering with each other or worrying about each other." After a pause, he added said, "Including the issue of sex."

This kind of person is rare, it seems that he already has someone in mind, and his family strongly opposes him being with the person in mind. I made up a miserable love story in my heart at the fastest speed, and was moved, then stared at his top-notch appearance unscrupulously, and smiled lightly: "You are not afraid of my rebellion, Seduce you?" At these words, there was a vague pain in the bottom of my heart.

He looked at me with suspicious eyes, that kind of suspicion, completely naked, doubts about a woman's hardware facilities. I got angry, and stared back with my head upright, I am a beauty! ! !

He finally turned his gaze away, and just when I thought he was going to compromise and admit that I have this strength, he lightly parted his thin lips, which shocked me again.

Him: "I'm gay."

This time it was my turn to cough.

He kindly handed over a tissue, and I slapped him away with a paw, and while covering my mouth with a tissue, I glared at him. Are you still looking for a blind date when you are gay

He didn't seem to be in a good mood either, he looked at me coldly and said nothing.

I think he probably misunderstood, so he kindly explained: "I didn't mean to discriminate against gays, but, uh, I was rather shocked. After all, you are a minority, ahem, a minority, so it's okay to be surprised when you see it I understand." He was the first gay I saw in real life, at least the first gay I knew he was gay, why is this a mouthful...

He called the waiter to settle the bill, and then said in a calm tone with a stern tone: "Since the official sister is not sincere about getting married, then there is no need for us to waste time here, goodbye."

"Stop." I called to him from behind.

He stopped and didn't look back.

I cleared my throat, trying to strengthen my aura: "When will we get the certificate?"

He turned around slowly, that movement, tsk tsk, like a robot. When I saw the complex and changeable expression on his face, I was very happy, so I smiled at him with my teeth bared.

My surname is Guan, and my name is Guan Yan. Although I was born in an ordinary working-class family, I have been poisoned by money worship and bureaucracy for several years, and I especially like being called Guanjie. What's the matter, what a style!

I am twenty-seven years old, and I belong to the age when the flowers have withered but the fruit has not yet come out. I'm still an old maid, ahem, although I really want to get rid of this hat, but there has never been a favorable time. When I was eighteen, I was proud of being a virgin and ashamed of not being a virgin, but now... Although I am not ashamed of being a virgin, it is actually not an honorable thing.

Originally, my life was peaceful and smooth, and a man was a dispensable thing for me. However, as I grew older, my warm-hearted and passionate mother finally couldn't sit still, and swayed in front of me with teary eyes every day, claiming that if you don't get married, your mother, I won't be able to eat well or sleep well. Although I doubted the channel through which her tears flowed, but considering that being chased and complained by an old lady all day long was not an option, I had no choice but to be cruel and decided to marry myself off.

Anyway, getting married is a dispensable thing for me.

Even if you don't get married, you still have to pretend to be on a blind date to relieve the old lady's symptoms, at least you can save money on eye drops.

A while ago, I saw a man’s blind date post on the Internet. This blind date post is very unique. Its main content is a bunch of test questions. In the mailbox, and then wait for the other party to contact them. Although I thought this man was very airy, I was quite interested in those topics, so I joined in the fun and did a bit of it, then passed by, and then forgot about it.

Later, I went on blind dates with strange men from time to time, and by the way, tested the lightning resistance strength of the other party, and life was full of fun.

Until yesterday, I received a call informing me that I could go for an interview, oh no, we met.

At this time, I even forgot the name of the other party, so I had to dig out the previous post and read it again.

Name: Jiang Li. Age: 3o. Job: Engineer. The contact information is followed by an email address, which is the email address where the answer is delivered.

Except for the name, I didn't get any information I wanted. To be precise, I didn't have any information I wanted to know. Anyway, the false information on the Internet has been flooded, and everything will be known after we meet.

I admit I'm bored, and a blind date is just the right time to beat the clock. So as long as the generation gap with me can be kept within two generations, I don't care what you do.

Of course, I don't go to every appointment. The guy who called me yesterday had a nice voice, so I came.

So today there was this dumbfounding blind date.

Then there is an even more dumbfounding result.

At this moment, the guy was looking at me inexplicably, and asked in his heart, "Are you sure?"

I shrugged and asked back, "Isn't this exactly what you want?"

"But, I can't give you anything." It can be seen that he is still a reasonable person, although I can also read his dislike for me from his eyes.

I said indifferently: "I don't want to get anything from you. Anyway, it doesn't matter who you marry. You are right. After we get married, we can just not interfere with each other, and I also avoid the trouble of having children. "I have always had a thought in my heart that children are the creditors of their parents, and those who have children will never think about safety in this life.

He hesitated for a moment and said, "We can find someone to be a surrogate for the child."

I nodded in agreement: "Then you find someone else, and I will only be the stepmother." Stepmothers can abuse children when they are in a bad mood, I thought wickedly.

He didn't know what to do for a while, but I also saw the dissatisfaction on his face. So I asked inappropriately: "Based on your conditions, it is not difficult to marry a puppet wife, besides, many so-called rotten women are willing to marry a gay." I am not a rotten woman, this is just I listen.

He glanced at me even more dissatisfied, and replied with a frown: "I just want to save some trouble."

How can it be less troublesome? Of course, he would marry someone he never knew, so that he wouldn't spill things into his circle of friends and relatives, right? I am being smart enough to think so. Moreover, the rotten girls seem to be very enthusiastic about gays. They...shouldn't want to be disturbed by women, right

But I couldn't figure it out: "Then you can find a lesbian, it's the safest and most environmentally friendly."

He gave me a meaningful look, and replied: "The psychological test you took, the result of the test is that you have a tendency to be homosexual."

I:"… "

What a bullshit psychological test!

But then again, since I was twenty-three years old, I have never believed that men are reliable. Instead of doing this, I might as well find a man with the same sexual orientation as myself, which can also cut off my hope for men. I think this idea is really clever.

At this time, Jiang Li pinched his chin with two fingers of his right hand and pondered for a while, then said, "Let's get married today." His tone was as relaxed as "Let's have a meal today."

So I had no choice but to answer easily: "Okay." The tone was more relaxed than eating.

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