Flash Marriage

Chapter 10: 10) Shameless Jiang Li

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The memory came back to the present, at this time, the man said to me after dusk: "They all have your bridal chamber today."

Official Game Idiot: "The hole is over."

After the evening of the appointment: "So soon? It seems that you are not married to a human being, so you might as well join me."

Official game idiot: "Everyone is too tired today..."

After the evening of the appointment: "Too tired and still have the energy to surf the Internet?"

Khan, I have nothing to say. It seems that the more I explain, the more troublesome I have to reply: "Boss, you must keep it a secret, especially don't let this matter get into the ears of the box."

Ren Yue after dusk: "I know, I know, people need face and trees need bark, I understand this truth."

It seems that he misunderstood a little bit, but I didn't want to have an in-depth discussion with a man on this issue, so I could only reply: "Boss, don't think too much, let's kill monsters."

After the evening of the appointment: "Say, you really don't plan to think about me?"

Official Game Idiot: "Well, I'll give you a chance. Stay with me tonight."

Immediately after dusk, people come to a drooling expression.

Official Game Idiot: "Scrape monsters."

Fight monsters with me tonight!

After dusk, the appointment: "..."

In my impression, after dusk, a person is a big carrot. I think he must look more wretched, because in my understanding, the wretchedness of a man's appearance is directly proportional to his own wretchedness. It's not that I judge people by appearance, think about it, if a handsome guy like Jiang Li has normal sexual orientation, and it's too late for a woman to post it upside down, where would he be given the chance to be obscene? .

And there is evidence that I am obscene after dusk. I went to the blog after the dusk of the appointment, and the photos there are all beauties, all of whom have hot, sexy and charming bodies. Once I couldn't help asking him: "Where do you search for these pictures of beauties? They are all foreign stars, or I haven't seen any of them." Guess how he answered? He even brazenly said: "They are all my girlfriends, from different periods." Well done, I finally found someone thicker than me!

But having said that, this person has always been polite to me after making an appointment at dusk, occasionally making some colorful jokes that I can accept. The worst time was that I also forgot what he said at the time. Anyway, he was openly teasing me. At that time, I became angry and deleted him from my friends, and blacklisted him on QQ. As a result, the next day, I was fighting a monster to the death, and when I was about to die, he suddenly fell from the sky and killed the monster in seconds. Most of my anger disappeared at that time, so the two got back together. In short, he and I just couldn't get really angry, the two of us just quarreled like this, and got along fairly well.

People wanted to exchange photos with me many times after dusk, but I naturally didn't agree. After all, the network is virtual, so let it continue to be virtual.

A team that has me and someone who exist at the same time after dusk has always been helpless for other teammates to love and hate. On the one hand, if someone asks a high-level player like Dusk, the battle process will be much easier and more enjoyable, but on the other hand, having a game idiot like me dragging their hind legs will make their teeth itch with hatred.

Because he was afraid that I would be killed by the boss in seconds, he told me to stand there still every time after dusk. In fact, I think this is a kind of contempt for me. But other people don’t think so. They are unanimously dissatisfied and angry with my behavior of getting something for nothing. Some people really can’t stand it anymore, so they complain in public. At this time, people will usually say: "If you don't play, you will leave, no one will stop you." As a result, of course no one is willing to quit the team, because even if there is a burden like me, they will make an appointment with a first-class player like Dusk. It is also much easier to brush up the boss together than other teams.

I think it's really hard to get people to make appointments after dusk, but there's no way, they have the capital, and the really awesome people become high-profile, even if you don't like it, you have to be convinced.

Bringing my thoughts back to the present, I made an appointment with Ren to brush monsters for a few hours after dusk, and then stopped to chat with each other. He and I actually didn't have much in common, but after the evening of our appointment, this man was really talkative. The two of us chattered, and the time passed quickly. After a while, it was dawn.

Official game idiot: "It's dawn, you go to sleep. Thank you for today."

After the evening of the appointment: "Don't see outsiders, but I'm still curious, is your husband a dead man?"

Official game idiot: "You asked a hundred and eight times!"

After the evening of the appointment: "Okay, okay, don't ask anymore. But today, my brother ignored the big beauty who was on the bed, and spent the whole night typing on the keyboard with you, how can I repay me?"

I thought it was obvious that he was extorting, so I replied impatiently: "Okay, okay, thank you for your kindness."

After the evening of the date: "But I'm still very happy, because you spent your wedding night with me, haha."

Official Game Idiot: "Go to bed, I'm going to have breakfast."

After dusk, the appointment: "Don't you need to sleep?"

The official game idiot: "You are not long-winded, go to sleep, no matter what, thank you for today."

After dusk, the appointment: "Okay, okay, I'll get off first, and you also take time to sleep for a while, it's dangerous for women to not get enough sleep."

The official game idiot: "There is no end, you are actually a fifty-year-old middle-aged woman?"

After the evening of the date: "How many times have I been with you, brother, I am a handsome guy, with invincible charm and great energy... I am single now!"

The official game idiot: "Go away." There was a big beauty on the bed just now, and now he is single, so it can be seen that he is blackmailing!

After dusk, the person made an appointment: "Okay, okay, I'm really down, 8."

Official Game Idiot: "88."

After turning off the computer, I stretched out and didn't feel much sleepy.

After washing up, I went into the kitchen and dug out a carton of milk and two eggs from the refrigerator. Warm up the milk, fry the eggs, and you can have a makeshift breakfast. I really miss the breakfast made by the old lady Xiao Qiling.

After breakfast, I was really bored, so I had to lean on the sofa and watch TV. I dug out yesterday's vicious CD and threw it into the trash can, which calmed down the resentment in my heart a little bit.

After watching TV for a while, Jiang Li walked in from the outside. He was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and sports shorts, carrying breakfast in his hand, and his head was dripping with sweat. It seemed that he had just returned from morning exercise, and he was such a good boy.

I didn't even bother to say hello to him, and continued to lean on the sofa and watch my TV.

Jiang Li didn't say a word, and went straight into the bathroom, this kid is really a clean freak.

Jiang Li stayed in his room all morning, occasionally going out to use the toilet or make coffee, while I just lay on the sofa and watched TV. When I got tired of watching TV, I went online, and when I got tired of surfing the Internet, I continued to watch TV. It was like this for a morning It passed quickly.

The kitchen at Jiangli's house is very big, but there is not even a scallion in the kitchen, so I had to go to the city below to buy simple vegetables and rice noodles, and come back to cook. As I was doing this, the doorbell rang, and I had no choice but to wear an apron and run to open the door.

The brother who delivered the food with a red peaked cap smiled at me with a sunny face, and said, "Madam, this is what you call lunch, and the total is fifty-two yuan."

I wondered: "I didn't order takeaway?"

"It's me." Jiang Li's voice came from behind me. He came over, took the plastic bag in the hand of the food delivery brother, and handed over the money he had prepared. It seems that he often orders takeaway from this restaurant and is already familiar with the prices of various foods. This fact can also be seen from the sparseness of his kitchen.

I hid in the kitchen, tidied up briefly, and lunch was ready.

The dining room and living room of Jiang Li's house are separated. When I walked into the restaurant with my own food, Jiang Li was already eating his takeaway in a leisurely manner. To be honest, I really can't understand the way men eat slowly. It's a man who wants to be like a wind and cloud, don't you? However, I have to admit that Jiang Li looks good when he eats, it's the first time I found out that a man can eat so elegantly. Hmph, can the use of elegant tube hair be used to fill the stomach

I sat at the table, glanced at the disposable chopsticks in Jiang Li's hand, and said, "Eighty percent of the disposable chopsticks in our country are substandard in hygiene."

Jiang Li raised his eyes and glanced at me, endured nothing, continued to eat.

I looked at his lunch box again, tried my best to put on a contemptuous smile, and said, "This dish probably hasn't been cleaned, right? Will a worm come out of it..."

Jiang Li gave me a cold look, put down his chopsticks and walked out of the restaurant. I was in a good mood for avenging myself last night, picked up my chopsticks and started to eat happily. I have always felt that the food I cook is really not bad, although it is several grades worse than my mother's.

Just when I thought Jiang Li had left, he unexpectedly returned to the dining room with an extra pair of ebony chopsticks in his hands. I was about to continue to disgust him, but I didn't expect him to come directly to my plate with chopsticks.

I protected my hard-fried dishes with both hands like a chicken guarding food, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Li said with a stinky face, "Anyway, you can't finish eating."

I didn't hide the pride on my face at all, and said with a smile: "If I can't finish eating, I can leave it in the trash can, don't bother you."

Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and said, "The plate is mine, the bowl is mine, the chopsticks are mine, and the natural gas and electricity you use for cooking are all mine, so this dish is also mine."

I tilted my head and argued: "After marriage, the husband and wife's property is jointly owned by both husband and wife, and what's yours is mine."

Jiang Li said, "That's right, what's yours is mine, so you cook half as much as I do."

I:"… "

Without waiting for my words, Jiang Li lifted my hand away like a stinky sock, and began to enjoy the fruits of my labor justifiably.

I'm so stupid, how could I be entangled by him!