The afternoon was very boring, and in the evening Jiang Li continued to brazenly eat the food I cooked, I was kind, I didn't have anything.
I still tried to sleep alone tonight, but I couldn't fall asleep anyway, and the more I wanted to sleep, the clearer my mind became. I was lying on the bed, and for the first time in my life, I felt that being a human was really not a worthwhile thing, just because the brain structure is different from that of other animals, so I have to endure so much more torture!
I got up from the bed, and took out my notebook again, let's kill monsters.
This evening, I was there even after dusk. As soon as I got online, he came over and messaged: "Idiot, why are you here so late." Idiot is what he called me. I corrected it a few times to invalid, so I just called him up.
Official Game Idiot: "How did you know I was coming tonight?"
After the evening of dating: "Women with a broken relationship are like this, obsessed with the Internet."
Official Game Idiot: "Who I'm Broken!"
After the dusk of the appointment: "Or, you have no feelings at all?"
He really guessed right. I had no choice but to change the subject: "What about you, why do you spend so much time online?"
After the appointment at dusk: "I'm not here to wait for you."
Most of the men on the Internet are so slick, I don't care about it, I just go along with the situation: "It's just right, continue to accompany me today and kill monsters."
After the evening of the appointment: "You are crazy!"
Official game idiot: "You just know?"
After the evening of the appointment: "Then I have no choice but to give up my life to accompany the lunatic and spend the second night of your wedding with you."
Official Game Idiot: "Strange, don't you even have to go to work?"
After an appointment at dusk: "It's so important to be with you at work!"
here we go again! I have always ignored his words like this.
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Today is the third day of my marriage with Jiang Li, and it is also a very important day—going back to my mother’s house! I can't wait to get on a rocket and go back to my mother's place and never come back again, mother, I miss you so much that I want to sleep...
After I circled the living room thirty-six times, Jiang Li finally came back from his morning exercise. I brought out the breakfast I had prepared for him, and said with a smile, "Eat quickly, let's go after eating!"
Jiang Li took the breakfast lazily, and started to show off with me: "You want to go back that much?"
nonsense! Of course I only dare to say this in my heart. In my mind, Jiang Li is definitely not a good bird, if he avenges his personal revenge, and he can't wait for a while, wouldn't it be a big mistake for me
Fortunately, Jiang Li still had a good conscience, so he didn't procrastinate. After packing up, he went out with me. We live on the third floor and don't need to take the elevator. I walked in front of Jiang Li and walked down the stairs with great strides. Probably because I was so excited to go home, I always felt dizzy and my legs were weak, and then I accidentally tripped and fell forward. In a bloody plot, there should be a handsome guy to catch me, and it would be best for the two of us to have a skin-to-skin kiss or something...
I didn't feel any pain when I landed, not because a handsome guy caught me, but because I was already out of my mind...
…
When I woke up, I heard someone talking next to me, so I didn't open my eyes in time.
An old lady's voice: "My son, why did you become like this? Are you unable to walk steadily?" When I heard the crying that made people twist their intestines together, I knew she was me. mom.
At this time Jiang Li was holding my hand, explaining from the side: "Doctor, she is overworked and lacks sleep."
"What... what?" My mother stopped crying, and then her voice even contained a kind of joy, "Jiang Li, why don't you give Yan a rest..."
Jiang Li: "..."
I think it is necessary for me to verify whether this old lady is the reincarnation of Lei Mu...
At this time, Jiang Li said, "I'm sorry, I didn't take care of the banquet."
My mother suddenly laughed hey hey hey, I can see her wretched smile even with my eyes closed. So she lived up to everyone's expectations and said wretchedly: "Don't be modest, you take good care of her, that's great!"
How did I fall for such a mother!
The two chatted for a while, and my mother left. Before leaving, she still told Jiang Li that I don't have to go back to my mother's house. I began to wonder again if I was her biological daughter.
After my mother left, I lay on the bed, closed my eyes tightly to confirm a fact that made me gloat - was that guy Jiang Li... molested by my mother? In my dazed brain, this sentence suddenly popped up very clearly: Heroes don’t ask the way out, rogues don’t ask the age~~~
Just when I was proud, Jiang Li's chilly voice suddenly sounded diagonally above me: "How long are you going to pretend to be asleep?"
I opened my eyes, suppressed a smile, and said, "How do you know I'm pretending to be asleep?"
Jiang Li replied: "My hand is about to be broken by you."
I shook off his hand and argued, "Who told you to grab my hand first."
Jiang Li rubbed his hands and said, "I only grabbed you once, and then you grabbed me."
I refused to accept it, gave him a sideways glance, and said mockingly: "A big man, how can his hands be so weak."
Not to be outdone, Jiang Li said, "I can't see that an overworked woman can have such great strength. You are really the reincarnation of King Kong, no wonder no one dares to marry you."
I:"… "
Well I admit, bickering is not my forte.
At this time, Jiang Li raised another doubt: "I still don't understand, how can you act like you have done everything when you have done nothing?"
I had no choice but to lower my head and said without confidence: "I dare not sleep alone."
Jiang Li was taken aback for a moment, and then he laughed in a very low way, looking in a good mood. I could only stare at him hard, but I didn't know what.
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When we got home from the hospital, it was already ten minutes after dinner, Jiang Li was quite conscientious, he didn't ask me to cook for him, but ordered takeaway, in view of this, most of my anger towards him during the day also subsided.
However, I really hate the night, people need to sleep at night, and I can't sleep. I was lying on the bed, wondering if I should see a psychiatrist, when there was a knock on the door.
Jiang Li stood outside my bedroom door, folded his hands on his chest, and said condescendingly, "Are you interested in sharing the bed with me?"
I froze at the door, not knowing what to do.
Jiang Li turned around and wanted to leave: "If you don't want to, forget it."
I stopped him from behind: "What conditions do you have?" I didn't believe he could be so kind and proactive.
Jiang Li turned around, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "I can't see that you are smart at times."
I leaned against the door, put on a negotiating posture, and said, "Come on, don't beat around the bush."
Jiang Li replied bluntly, "You cook for me and do the housework."
"Deal." I answered very simply. Although this is like an unequal treaty anyway, I really don't want to create a miracle like a living person being trapped to death.
Jiang Li gave me a rare compliment: "Refreshing."
I hugged the quilt and pillow, and walked into Jiang Li's bedroom in despair. Originally, I was still thinking about the division of our bed territory, but when I saw Jiang Li's bed, I realized that my worries were completely superfluous. Damn, his bed is nearly twice as big as my double bed!
I gritted my teeth and spread the quilt, arranged the pillows, and lay down on the bed. Although there is a man lying next to me, I feel at ease with this man who has the same sexual orientation as me.
God damn it, I fell asleep really fast this time.
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After breakfast the next day, I turned on the computer again. As soon as I logged on to QQ, some people left me several messages. Most of them are late at night, asking me why I am not online. rshǚ.net I am speechless, if it is not desperate, who would stay with a computer in the middle of the night
Since he had been with me for the past two nights, I was too embarrassed to speak aggressively to him, so I just replied, "I want to sleep."
I thought that I stayed up late last night after the appointment, and I should have fallen asleep by now, but who knows, after a while, he actually replied to my message: "Your husband has regained his strength?"
Yan Yanyan smiled: "..."
Yanxiao Yanyan is my screen name. Renyue's screen name after dusk is the same as the name in the game, I usually call him dusk.
Yan Yanyan smiled: "Don't you even need to sleep?"
Rendao after dusk: "How can I sleep without seeing your smile~"
I had a chill, so I had no choice but to show a cold sweating expression.
Rendao after dusk: "Have you been moved?"
Yan Yanyan smiled: "If it's disgusting, it's also a kind of emotion."
After the evening of the appointment: "So, are you going on your honeymoon? Can your husband do it..."
Yan Yan laughed at Yan Yan: "It's none of your business."
After dusk, the appointment: "Then, where are you going for your honeymoon?"
I hesitated for a moment, and replied: "Maldives, it is said that the island will be flooded in a few decades, so hurry to see it now." Anyway, there are so many islands in the Maldives, it is impossible for him to know which one I want to go to. .
After the evening of the appointment: "What a coincidence, I'm going to the Maldives for vacation."
Yan Yanyan smiled: "Crap, just do it, I think you are on vacation every day."
Ren Yue after dusk: "What do you mean?"
Yanyan smiled and said, "You're just a vagrant and wretched uncle. Vacation should be your son's business." I have a reason for saying this. Judging from his work and rest schedule, he doesn't look like a working person.
After the evening of the date: "How many times have I been with you, I am a handsome guy! I have boundless charm and great energy!"
Yan Xiao Yanyan: "Being handsome has a role to play, my husband is much more handsome than you."
After the appointment at dusk: "And then, he is useless?" I still don't forget a wretched expression.
Yan Yanyan smiled: "Why do you care so much about his sexual ability? Could it be that you are the legendary charming and energetic... Uncle Shou?"
Ren Yue after dusk: "The earth has been taken over by rotten girls."
Cough cough, I'm not a rotten girl, but with a gay husband, if I don't be a little bit rotten, I feel sorry for the vast number of sisters who silently support the cause of rot...
After the evening of the appointment: "Is your husband so handsome? Do you dare to pull it out and compare with me?"
Yan Yanyan smiled: "Compared to you, my husband doesn't need to do the job, our family Wangcai can do it."
After dusk, the appointment: "..."
After the evening of the appointment: "Which hotel did you book for your honeymoon? Maybe we can really meet."
Yan Yanyan smiled: "Are you really going to go on vacation with your son? Are you not afraid that your daughter-in-law will think you are an eyesore?"
After dusk, Ren Yue: "It's okay. Trees don't need bark, they will surely die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible."
Yan Yanyan smiled: "..."