The beach on our island is beautiful and a walk here is definitely a treat. I walked gently on the beach, squinting my eyes to enjoy the sea breeze with the smell of sea water, and suddenly thought of my dream of selling bananas in the Maldives. It seemed that it was indeed a good choice. It's a pity, it's a pity, it is said that more than two thousand beautiful islands are about to be swallowed by the sea, it is really depressing to think about it.
My skin is very sensitive to the sun and burns easily. Therefore, although I have applied sunscreen, I still wear a lot today for an extra layer of protection. The lower body is casual trousers, and the upper body is covered with a huge T-shirt. This outfit looks weird on the beach here, but it works. That big T-shirt is my favorite piece of clothing, not because of how much it costs. That T-shirt was a birthday present from Box on my twenty-fifth birthday. It was designed by her and then ordered by someone else. On the front of the T-shirt are some strange symbols. According to the box, they are all ancient symbols left over from major civilizations in the world, which can ward off evil spirits. On the back, there are four big characters of "Yan Xiao Yan Yan" written in brush calligraphy, and there are a few poems. Although I don't know calligraphy, when I saw those few brush strokes, I found it pleasing to the eye no matter what. According to the box, she asked for those words from a famous calligrapher. I have reservations about the believability of the box's words, but that doesn't detract from my love for the dress in the slightest, while it also makes me admire the box's aesthetic.
In such a pleasant place, in the pleasant sunshine, wearing such a top-quality dress, it couldn't be more appropriate.
I was walking on the beach when someone tapped me on the shoulder from behind. I thought it was Jiang Li, and was wondering why he suddenly took the initiative to talk to me, but when I turned around, I found a strange man in front of me.
He is a man of yellow race, with relatively long hair, and he is also streaked with yellow. Although I hate his shape, I have to admit that his face looks really good, his facial features are beautiful, and there is always a smile on the corners of his eyes and brows. Such a person, standing in the sun, the sun will also be enhanced by him, right
I instantly felt that my charm is really amazing, there is a handsome guy who took the initiative to strike up a conversation. So he pursed his lips at her reservedly, and just as he was about to speak, he spoke first.
He tilted his head slightly, raised his eyebrows, gave me a charming smile, and said, "Idiot?"
The word idiot was bitten very clearly, and it was in a questioning tone.
I feel innocent and angry, nnd my old lady provoked you? Why do you call people idiots as soon as you come up! Any normal woman can't stand being called an idiot by strangers, right? What's more, the other party is a handsome guy, this is unforgivable!
So I felt that the person in front of me was really uneducated. I really didn't want to pay attention to this kind of person, so I had to turn around and leave. I thought to myself, there are so many brains in the world, and everyone has to scold them once, wouldn't they be exhausted.
Who would have thought that the guy who didn't know what to do, who had a good appearance but was not very flexible in his mind, actually followed me and said behind me: "Are you an idiot?"
I couldn't take it anymore, turned around and cursed: "You are an idiot, your whole family is an idiot! Please disappear for me now, or I will beat you up and you can't take care of yourself!"
After the man was scolded by me, he suddenly smirked and said: "It really is an idiot."
Now I am 80% sure that the person in front of me is mentally retarded, so I ignore him, turn around and continue walking forward.
The retarded person suddenly shouted behind me: "Aren't you called an 'official game idiot' in 'Xia Ke Xing'?"
I stopped suddenly and looked back at him in disbelief.
This man, he knows I'm an official game idiot? I quickly thought that he seemed to be sticking to his son and daughter-in-law to come to the Maldives a few days ago, so the person in front of me couldn't be... his son, right? It's true after the dusk of the appointment, how come I'm with his son for everything, which makes me lose my position in front of the handsome guy.
But, but all of this... too coincidental, right
Although it's a coincidence, I can't help but believe it. I thought about it, and finally walked up to the handsome guy, looked him up again, shook my head and sighed, "How could that wretched uncle give birth to such a good-looking son after the dusk of the appointment? It can be seen that the theory of inheritance is not true." reliable… "
The handsome guy in front of him suddenly screamed madly: "How many times has it been, I am a handsome guy, full of energy and boundless charm!"
"Oh my god, why do you keep learning these inappropriate words from your father..." I pretended to smile lightly, but I felt a little awkward in my heart. These words were exactly the same as that wretched man after the dusk...
He scratched his head and said angrily, "I'm the one after Dusk! I don't have a son yet! I don't mind you giving me a son!"
I patted my chest, took two steps back and said, "Why are you talking so loudly, is it because of a guilty conscience..."
Ren Yue glared at me after dusk, and said, "You have to tell me all the embarrassing things you did in the gang before you believe me?"
"Ahem, that's okay, I believe, I believe." I waved my hands, and finally succumbed to his coercion.
Ren Yue felt better after dusk, with a smile on his face again, and said: "You are more stupid than I imagined."
I don't think this matter is actually because I'm stupid, the person made an appointment with me after dusk. The main reason is that the image of this person has been deeply ingrained in my mind. He is a wretched middle-aged uncle who likes to flirt with women online. This kind of person is very common on the Internet. The person in front of me is far from the person I imagined, and that image does not meet the standards at all. I don't believe it, and it is understandable.
Thinking of this, I forgave myself in my heart.
After the appointment at dusk, I was interrupted by a sentence: "What are you doing, go sit in the bar for a while."
Although it was the first time I met someone after dusk, I had met him before, so I agreed. Anyway, I'm very bored now, and Jiang Li won't condescend to come and play with me.
At this time, the person invited a hot Asian beauty not far away after dusk, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I'm chatting with a friend, you play by yourself first."
The beauty looked me over carefully from top to bottom, probably determined that I wasn't a threat to her, so she kissed me back, and then left with peace of mind.
I felt a sense of frustration in my heart.
Looking at the back of the beautiful woman after the appointment, he said, "I still prefer Asians, traditional."
I looked at the hot bikini that the beauty was wearing, and sighed in my heart: This is too traditional...
…
I ordered a cocktail drink and sat down after dusk with someone.
I asked someone after dusk: "How did you recognize me?"
Ren Yue smiled after dusk: "If I don't recognize you, I'm sorry for the clothes you're wearing."
I suddenly remembered the screen name on the back of my T-shirt, and it dawned on me. It was just a guess at the time of the appointment after dusk, right? It would be nice if I didn't admit it...
However, I was still in a trance like a dream. After all, all this was so coincidental that it made people suspect that I was really just having an incredible dream.
Seeing me stunned after dusk, Ren Yue touched me with his elbow and said, "Hey, what are you thinking about?"
Me: "Nothing, I just think it's such a coincidence, I can't believe it."
After making an appointment at dusk, he was very proud: "This is fate, 'It's destined to meet thousands of miles away', and it's about the two of us."
I am really helpless with such a fate.
After dusk, Ren Yue said, "My name is Wang Kai, how about you?"
His name was far inferior to his face. I thought that since God arranged for the two of us to meet here, it means that fate is indeed an unbelievable thing, and I am too embarrassed to be hypocritical, so I generously said my name: "My name is Guanyan."
When Wang Kai heard my name, he was immediately happy: "Guanyan? I also know a Guanyan. What a coincidence. Shall I introduce you?"
I thought he was just trying to get close, so I said, "No need." I don't even want to know you.
He smiled knowingly, and said: "I knew you didn't believe it, but then again, there is no need to know such a woman."
His tone is not very kind, I think he must have been raped by that woman. It is estimated that this person in front of him is also a playboy in real life, and his private life is very exciting, or very chaotic. Although this kind of person is not to my liking, under normal circumstances, he is more knowledgeable about advancing and retreating, and will not unilaterally embarrass any woman. When a woman associates with this kind of person, as long as she is careful, nothing will go wrong. Of course, if his personality is extremely corrupt, that's another matter.
Seeing me, Wang Kai was stunned again, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you thinking again, are you wondering if I have plans for you?"
I coughed awkwardly and said, "No."
But he smiled indifferently, and said: "It doesn't matter if you think about it, anyway, I already have plans for you."
I had no choice but to say to such a brazen person, "I don't like making jokes like this."
"Then let's change the subject," he was thinking about something else when his phone rang suddenly. He had no choice but to take out his mobile phone from his pocket, "I'm sorry, I have to answer the call."
I sipped my cocktail with my head down, secretly gloating at his poor talk. You know, for a Chinese user to make a call in the Maldives, it costs 20 yuan a minute.
Soon, however, I will pay the price for my unkindness.