It has been several days since I came to Maldives. Everything here is good, but the diet is unacceptable to me.
The hotel serves western food, although it is rich, it does not suit my appetite. At the beginning, I could still eat it, but after eating for a few days, I finally began to worship the self-abuse spirit of Westerners... Can they eat this kind of food for a lifetime, a lifetime? !
I finally discovered the beauty of Chinese food, whether it is delicacies from mountains and seas or simple food, at least people can eat it...
I think, if I were an orangutan, I would live a very healthy and happy life in Maldives, because my three meals a day mainly consist of fruits.
It's a pity that I am a person who is used to eating whole grains, so the result is that in just a few days after I came to the Maldives, I miraculously lost one kilogram of meat!
Of course, I really don't like this additional weight loss function in the hotel, but there is no way. If I had known that the food here was so perverted, I wouldn’t have brought anything with me, just bring a box of Master Kong over here!
Because of this, I have to admire Jiang Li. It can be seen that he doesn't seem to like western food either, but he still eats it with gusto.
So I asked, "Jiang Li, do you like the food here?"
Jiang Li: "I don't like it."
Me: "Then why do you still eat so much?"
Jiang Li: "If you don't eat, you'll get hungry, idiot!"
Well, I have to admit that there is a big gap between the thinking of a perverted person and that of a normal person, and we can understand it.
So I asked him without losing the opportunity: "Is the rice I cook delicious?" Delicious, delicious!
Jiang Li thought for a while, and finally gave a more pertinent evaluation: "Not bad."
Me: wow ha ha ha...
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One day, Jiang Li and I were having dinner when my cell phone rang suddenly.
It's disgusting, whoever called me at this time wasted my phone bill! I took out my phone and saw that it was Wang Kai who was haunted.
I hesitated and hesitated, and the guy hit it over and over again, very determined. So I had to press the answer button.
Me: "Wang Kai, go back and report the phone bill to me!"
Wang Kai: "Yan, come to the beach!"
Me: "what's the matter?"
Wang Kai: "Today is your birthday, I have something to give you."
I suddenly realized: "Oh, today is my birthday, I forgot..."
Wang Kai: "Come on, come on, I have something nice to give you."
Me: "What, you won't lie to me again, will you?"
Wang Kai: "It seems that you don't care much about your phone bill."
Me: "Okay, okay, I'll go over right away, if you dare to lie to me, hehe."
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Wang Kai is very good at making people happy sometimes, and this kind of person is generally more attractive to women. I suddenly remembered the photos of beauties posted on his blog, and now it seems that they may really be his "girlfriends of all stages". God, if this is the case, then he is too powerful...
When I came to the beach, I saw Wang Kai smiling at me with his hands behind his back.
I walked up to him, stretched out my hand to him, and said, "Bring it."
Then Wang Kai conjured something from behind that moved me completely.
Master Kong, the Master Kong I miss day and night! ! !
At this time, the bucket of Master Kong's classic braised beef noodles was steaming in front of me. I snatched it over without restraint, gave a big smile, and said, "Thank you!"
Then without waiting for Wang Kai to speak, I sat on the beach and began to eat with no image.
nnd, it's so delicious!
My stomach, which had endured days of orangutan-level treatment, finally got this comfort.
Wang Kai was probably shocked by the way I ate. He was silent beside me for a long time before he started talking.
Wang Kai: "Eat slowly, don't choke."
Me: snort, snort...
Wang Kai: "Why do I feel like you are a refugee?"
Me: snort, snort...
Wang Kai: "I bought this at a high price from someone else. How about it? Are you moved?"
Me: snort, snort...
Wang Kai: "It's illegal for me to cook noodles for you in your room. How about it, are you moved?"
Me: snort, snort...
Wang Kai:! ! !
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I drank all of Master Kong's soup, because Wang Kai kept stopping me, so I didn't lick that bowl.
I patted my belly and said with great satisfaction: "Thank you."
It was rare for Wang Kai to be docile. He sat beside me, smiled, and said, "Just be happy."
It is false not to be moved. Women are sentimental animals, Wang Kai and I don’t have a deep friendship, but he actually remembered my birthday, and even conjured up a bowl of Master Kong to make me happy... Although I know his purpose is not simple, but My heart is still quite warm.
Of course, moving is moving, and the principle that should be adhered to is still to be adhered to. So without hesitation, I lifted Wang Kai's claws on my shoulders away.
I reprimanded very fiercely: "My son, I want to soak my old lady in a box of instant noodles!"
Wang Kai rubbed his hands cheekily and said with a smile, "Then what do you want?"
Damn, he almost got around him. I turned my head away, waved my hands and said, "Nothing is allowed, this is a matter of principle."
Wang Kai thought for a while, and said: "This is easy to handle, then you should divorce first and then cheat!"
He thought my question of principle was to be faithful to the marriage? Loyal to him, a big-headed ghost, and this doggy suggestion he made, thanks to him being cheeky to say it!
I moved my body away, and snorted contemptuously: "How many happy families have you ruined with this method?"
He spread his hands and replied, "I'm basically the one who was seduced, you should understand."
Is there anyone more brazen than him in this world!
I lowered my head and said to him in a very serious tone: "Wang Kai, there are two kinds of people in this world, one is those who play with emotions, and the other is those who are played by emotions. I'm stupid, and I can't afford to play with emotions." , but I also don’t want to be played with emotionally.” Is this obvious enough
Wang Kai's voice was full of exploration: "Then your method is to stop touching feelings?"
I hesitated for a moment, head, probably like this.
Wang Kai suddenly burst out laughing, and he said cheerfully: "Official banquet, official banquet, you are really an idiot."
I am angry, you are the fool!
Wang Kai said again: "If other people are playing, you should play twice as much and go back to see who can survive the game."
I stood up, patted the sand on my body, looked down at Wang Kai's messy hair, and said, "We have different worldviews, so I can't communicate with you." Then, I turned and left.
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When he returned to the hotel, Jiang Li had already gone back. I lay on the bed resentfully, thinking about what Wang Kai said just now.
If other people are playing, you can double play and go back to see who can survive the game.
I found that I really don't have this ability. If I want to play with someone's feelings, I guess I have already given my true feelings before closing the net, right? Box often scolds me for being a stickler in terms of relationships, easy to suffer... It seems that she is right. From this, I admire Wang Kai more and more. When he is playing with others, does he not feel sad, guilty or uncomfortable? Wang Kai is quite loyal, but if he really sees me and his girlfriends together, then I really can't be friends with him.
Just as he was thinking wildly, Jiang Li suddenly said, "Today is your birthday?"
I was taken aback: "Ah? Well, what's wrong?"
Jiang Li was silent for a while, and finally said: "Then, happy birthday."
This behavior of his was so friendly that it made my heart shudder. I giggled twice, and said, "Happy, of course happy."
Jiang Li was a little baffled by me: "You're so happy, what good thing did that guy give you?"
I proudly said: "Instant noodles! He is really a kindling to send carbon!"
Jiang Li snorted dismissively, and said, "Can he give away this kind of thing?"
I was used to his poisonous tongue, so I didn't care, I just pushed forward and said, "So, have you prepared a gift for me?"
Jiang Li replied straightforwardly, "No."
Well done, don't you feel guilty
Jiang Li saw that my expression was not good, it was rare that he didn't confront me, he just said: "What do you want, I will go back and supply it to you."
I thought for a while, then shook my head and said, "Forget it, we are not related."
Jiang Li didn't take it seriously: "Why are you my wife?"
I shook my head firmly: "No, we don't know each other well." In fact, my main concern was that Jiang Li gave me something, and I would have to send it back when Jiang Li celebrated his birthday, and the price would be about the same. It's still free...
Jiang Li seemed to find it bothersome, so he didn't say anything.
It's still early to go to bed, so I took out the computer and surfed the Internet.
There are a few messages from friends in QQ, wishing me a happy birthday, including the way the box is not flat: Guan, congratulations to you for being one year older...
Maldives is four hours later than Beijing time, and they should be asleep by now. I was bored and had to browse the forum.
After browsing the forum for a while, some people talked to me.
After dusk, the appointment: "Yan, you haven't slept yet."
I am a diving party, so I ignored him, just as if I was already asleep.
Then he left me a message: "I know you are invisible."
I was terrified, and immediately replied to him: "How do you know?"
After the evening of the appointment: "I was just trying, but I didn't expect you to be here."
That line of the most common black nine-point Song typeface seemed to be sneering in front of my eyes: silly, silly...
I was angry, so I ignored him. After a while, he came back to leave a message.
After the appointment at dusk: "Yan, I figured it out."
I:"?"
After the evening of the appointment: "Although you have a good face, you are not hot, but you are old-fashioned and unenthusiastic. The most important thing is that you are too slow to react and have a low IQ, so you can't communicate and don't understand style."
I'm angry, his mother's, his uncle's, his grandma's a bear!
Yan Yanyan smiled: "What you call thinking through, is that if you figure it out, how can you belittle me?"
After the evening of the date: "So I figured it out, you are not suitable to be a lover."
I gritted my teeth and replied: "You just need to report the results of your thoughts to me. As for the process, hold back!"
After the evening of the appointment: "So let's be friends, I don't despise you."
In fact, narcissism is also a kind of combat power. It can make you shattered, burned inside, sweating profusely, panting...
Seeing that I didn't answer after dusk, the person said again: "How about it, are you moved to tears?"
I tremblingly replied: "Sweating..."