In order to thank Wang Kai for helping me find a new job, I decided to invite him to dinner at night. There is a place near Wang Kai that does a good job of fish, and then told me meaningfully that eating fish supplements IQ.
I can tell that this guy is the same guy as Jiang Li, and he takes pleasure in suppressing me.
Of course, since I am a relatively reserved person, so he is where he is.
Wang Kai drove me around, which made me have an illusion: what we are looking for is not a restaurant, but a martial arts master...
When we finally saw that extremely inconspicuous storefront, I really convinced Wang Kai. How did he find such a remote place
Wang Kai was blunt about this: "My ex-girlfriend brought me here, and I thought it was delicious, so I will remember it."
I gave full play to the curiosity that a listener should have: "How many times have you been here?"
Wang Kai: "Once."
Very good, you can memorize the road clearly once you come here, this guy's sense of direction is really not covered. If I was tied up here and you let me go, I wouldn't even know how to get back.
Then I raised the second question in my heart: "Do you still remember your girlfriend's name?"
Wang Kai thought about it for a while, finally shook his head and said, "I can't remember."
Look, look, this is the true face of a man, he has memorized such a complicated way, but he can't even remember a person's name!
Wang Kai saw what I was thinking, smiled and said: "I fell in love with those women peacefully, broke up peacefully, and I didn't feel sorry for anyone. Not everyone in this world is as dead-headed as you."
I was stunned, is he out of his mind
Wang Kai then glanced at me meaningfully, and said, "Actually, women can play tricks too."
I:…
I found that Wang Kai and I are simply two kinds of animals, with different brain structures, and our thinking can't be tuned at all.
Forget it, let's not discuss this issue. Anyway, the philandering man Vs philandering woman is completely voluntary, and I have nothing to do with it. It's important to eat, eat!
Wang Kai is right, the fish here tastes really good. The only thing I don't understand is why such a delicious food must be hidden in a deep alley so reservedly.
While eating, my cell phone rang, it was Jiang Li's call. It suddenly occurred to me that the kid was probably still hungry...
So I answered the phone with a guilty conscience.
Jiang Li said impatiently on the other end of the phone, "Why haven't you come back yet?"
Although I am his wife, cook and nanny, I am also a person with self-respect. Of course I don't like other people speaking to me in this tone. So I also said in the same impatient tone: "I'm eating, just find something to eat yourself."
Jiang Li couldn't calm down anymore: "Come back quickly and cook for me, otherwise we will separate!"
Now I am completely angry. Jiang Li, who killed a thousand swords, these few days I didn't agree with him even a little bit, so he threatened me with separation, it's too despicable, too hateful, too fucking unreliable! After being oppressed for so many days, Lao Tzu was finally forced to rise up! So I suppressed the anger in my heart, gritted my teeth and said to the mobile phone: "Separate, separate, I am still afraid of you!" Finished, before he could respond, I hung up the phone.
I'm furious!
At this time, Wang Kai had stopped eating, and looked at me blankly. I said angrily, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen any quarrels?"
Wang Kai picked a piece of fish for me, and said with a smile: "You don't need to get angry, husband and wife, fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed..."
"I've never made peace with him!" I felt angry and wronged when Jiang Li was mentioned, "He has been bullying me since the first day of marriage, why am I so unlucky, why did I marry him in the first place... "
Wang Kai answered smoothly: "Yes, you might as well marry me."
I was not in the mood to joke at this time, so I glared at him and started eating. I don't know what other people are like, anyway, I am like that, the more angry and hungry, the more I eat. It's amazing to hear that some people don't want to eat when they're angry.
After dinner, Wang Kai proposed to take me back, and I readily agreed. There are no taxis in the deep alley, and such a messy route is like a giant maze to me.
Wang Kai: "Are you planning to go home?"
Me: "Well, but I'm going back to my mother's house."
…
When I got home, my mom was sitting in the living room staring at the TV. As soon as she saw me coming back, her first action was to pinch her thigh to make sure that what she saw was not a hallucination, then she jumped up from the sand and ran to me, tears almost filled her eyes: "You girl, why don't you Said hello and ran back?"
I smiled and said: "Didn't I want to surprise you?"
I thought we hadn't seen each other for a month, and now we should hug each other and tell each other our hearts. Of course, this is a regular plot, and my mother is a person who never takes the normal route.
At this time, she didn't even have any intention of being moved, and sat back on the sofa, watching TV with silly joy. So, her own daughter was ignored gorgeously like this.
I walked over to sit beside her resentfully, pulled her arm and said coquettishly: "Mom, aren't you happy when I come back?"
My mother exposed my essence in one sentence: "You are heartless, if you hadn't quarreled with Jiang Li, you would have come here out of nowhere?"
When lamenting how my mother suddenly possessed Zhuge Liang, I felt more or less guilty in my heart. I've been busy with some messy things these days, and even my own mother didn't come to visit. God, I am guilty! Friends, don't imitate me, I am not filial, I am a villain...
My mother was finally willing to turn her eyes from the TV to me, she grabbed my head and said, "Well, what happened to you and Jiang Li?"
I pretended to be silly: "We are doing well, I just want to surprise you, look at you..."
My mother hit me on the head with a chestnut to express her doubts about this sentence. Then she said: "Nizi, fight with me, you are still too tender." That posture, tsk tsk, not being the boss of the underworld is really burying talents.
I finally discovered that although my mother is usually crazy, she is not confused at critical moments. When something happens, she is like a mirror in her heart, and her door is clear!
I was thinking about how to explain it to my mother so as to deepen Jiang Li's image of a heinous crime, when the phone rang at home. So my mother left me and went to answer the phone.
Then I discovered a sad fact that the phone call was actually from Jiang Li. If he comes to a villain and sues first, I will wait to be criticized by the old lady.
There is a sharp contrast between my mother's attitude towards Jiang Li and my attitude, which makes me doubt whether I really have the gene of this old lady in my body. At this time, she was chatting with Jiang Li with a smile, and occasionally mixed in a few words such as "I'm not sensible at banquets, I'm used to it" and "I'll ask her to apologize to you tomorrow". Look, look, is this what a real mother should say...
My mother hung up the phone and began to educate me. From how difficult it is for a mother to give birth to a child, how our generation does not cherish happiness and disappoint the expectations of the party and the people, to how lonely her precious son-in-law is alone in an empty house, and then I reviewed the big mistakes I have made in the past twenty years. Wrong, wrong, and then exchanged opinions with me on the issue of quarrels (of course, mainly her opinions), and finally she came to a conclusion: you came back for the official banquet, right
I was like a gray-headed cactus, huddled on a corner of the sand, enjoying the watering of my mother's saliva. Of course, cactus has thorns anyway, so I fought back unconvinced: "A slap can't make a sound, Jiang Li is also at fault."
My mother said: "When a person is attacked, he has the right to fight back, or is he waiting to be shot to death by you?"
Me: "He shot me first, he threatened me."
My mother: "It's a good thing he still has something to threaten you with, otherwise you'd have gone against the sky?"
Me: "Mom, you have been deceived, just now he was the villain who filed the complaint first, so you preconceived and stood on his side."
My mother: "Hu, Jiang Li kept apologizing to me on the phone. He didn't take good care of you. Is this called a complaint? I think you are the real villain. You are not only a villain, but also a human..."
I:"… "
Jiang Li did a good job as a villain.
And I played out the failure very successfully.
The son-in-law divorced the mother-in-law, and the mother refused to recognize her daughter. This is a real human tragedy!
My mother got over her addiction again (swearing my addiction), and told me: "Jiang Li will pick you up tomorrow."
I felt wronged and said, "I won't go!"
My mother said nonchalantly: "That's fine, you don't have to leave when he comes tomorrow, you two can stay with me."
I:! ! !
It’s not enough to sit still and wait for death. Under heavy setbacks, there must be a brave man, so when I was in a hurry, I thought of the box.
My own mother doesn't want me, but the box will take me in after all, right? I was thinking about how to deal with the box so that I could express my tragic experience more profoundly and vividly, when the box called.
Sure enough, it didn't matter if I had a good heart, I happily picked up the phone: "Box, I miss you."
But the box didn't think about me at all, she yelled at the phone: "Death officer, have you learned to run away from home?"
I:"???"
Box went on to criticize me about my running away from home: "What problems between husband and wife can be clarified face to face, what is running away from home? You worthless guy, when will you give me a grown-up man!"
I shivered and said, "Well... how did you know?"
Box: "Your family, Jiang Li, was afraid that something might happen to you, so he called me to ask if you were with me."
I sneered and said, "He really has a big mouth."
Box: "Shut up! He is also worried about you."
Me: "Then why didn't he call me?"
The box giggled a few times, and said, "Can I understand what you said as jealousy? Of course he didn't dare to be embarrassed. After all, you just had a quarrel... See, your husband cares about you so much , What else do you have dissatisfaction with?" The last sentence was purely threatening.
I shivered... Concerned? Is he called an instigator? My own mother and my buddies turned against each other one after another, and I would be homeless at that time, so I had to obediently go back and become his imperial cook! Grandma is a bear, this one is really bad!