In order to persevere in the struggle against the exploiting class to the end, I secretly sent a text message to Jiang Li: "You don't come tomorrow, I'm not here with my mother." For the victory of the proletarian revolution, it is necessary to lie occasionally.
After a while, Jiang Li replied to me: "You really haven't learned Chinese well, and I can see the flaw in just one sentence."
I secretly thought he was testing: "Whatever you want."
Jiang Li: "Then I still have to visit my mother-in-law tomorrow."
Me: "My mother doesn't like you."
Jiang Li: "Then I'm going to please her even more."
Me: "Hey, I'm really not here."
Jiang Li: "It's okay, you just need to be here when I go tomorrow."
Me: "Don't force me."
Jiang Li: "I'm too lazy to force you. But if you want to worry my mother-in-law, you can go wherever you want."
Jiang Li can always break through others' breakthroughs with one word, which is really a terrifying ability. Looking at that shocking text message, I finally chose to compromise... Sisters, in the future, when you marry, don't marry someone who is too smart, you will be played to death...
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The next day was Saturday, I slept soundly in the morning, but my mother picked me up from the bed. The old lady was surprised on one side and hated iron on the other, shaking me: "Girl, Jiang Li is here."
I hummed, fell down again, and continued to sleep. There is a kind of strange people in this world, such as my mother, and Jiang Li, who don't sleep in during the big weekend, why wake up so early!
I closed my eyes and heard my mother say "you come and clean her up", and went out. I weep silently in my heart...
Jiang Li stood beside my bed and called out "official banquet".
I was sleepy, I wanted to sleep, and I didn't bother to talk to him. So he hummed twice, hugged the quilt and twisted over to go back to sleep.
Jiang Li said in a threatening tone: "If you don't get up again, I'll take your clothes off."
you dare! This is my place! I used my sleepy-sluggish brain to ponder the chances of him committing murder, and the result: zero. Just kidding, dare to molest her daughter at her mother-in-law's house? Thinking of this, I plan to sleep in peace.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Li threw off my quilt and put one hand on my shoulder. I turned around and slapped his hand away like an electric shock, then glared at him with wide eyes: "What are you doing!" Why am I still being bullied in my territory
Jiang Li was crossing his arms and looking down at me, with a smug look on his face. He raised his eyebrows and said, "What else can I do?"
I picked up a teddy bear on the bed and threw it at his face, and said to him viciously, "Get out!"
Jiang Li caught the bear and sat down on my bed. He stared at me for a while, then suddenly made up his mind and said, "Honey, don't be angry with me, okay?"
I almost thought I heard it wrong, he, he, he... is there something wrong with him? When Jiang Li said these words, although his face was expressionless, the voice, the voice was obviously for those beautiful men of his, it was so gentle that people could get tired of it.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and glanced at me, then the corners of his mouth curled slightly, as if he was waiting for a joke. Ya must have no good intentions.
It's a good thing, the rabbit bites when it's anxious, the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a he11okitty, right? I was angry from the bottom of my heart, and I pushed him on the bed, straddled him, pinched his neck and said viciously: "What the hell are you doing!"
Jiang Li cooperated and fell on the bed and let me torture him. I thought he had repented, and his subordinates were more powerful. After all, killing people is against the law. My uncle will spare his life today!
Of course, I overlooked one thing, that is, how could Jiang Li be so reasonable? Just when I let down my vigilance, he made a set of actions that surprised me: he first grabbed my hands, took a few breaths of air, and then said in horror: "Help, I killed my husband at a banquet!" He put my hand back on his neck again.
I watched his series of actions in amazement, unable to recover for a while. However, at this moment, the door of the room was opened with a "huh", and my mother stood at the door and saw our not pornographic but very violent scene.
My mother stepped forward angrily and separated me from Jiang Li. While knocking on my head, she said angrily: "Why don't you get enlightened, you damn girl, you want to piss me off..."
I sat on the bed and let my mother ravage me, and I understood what happened just now: my mother must have been eavesdropping on our conversation at the door, and with her character, she could indeed do such a wretched thing. Well, my mother eavesdropped, I didn't know about it, but Jiang Li knew about it, so he was honestly abused by me, and then called for help at the right time, so that I would be caught by my mother.
Jiang Li is too bad! At this moment, I really want to knock his head open, and then pull out his brain and feed it to pigs... It is a big and evil brain, and this kind of brain is too destructive to human beings.
Jiang Li rubbed his neck, smiled at my mother, "Mom, don't blame Yan, she was just joking with me."
My mother heard him say this, so she slapped me on the head, and said angrily: "Are you kidding? Is there anyone who takes human life as a joke?"
I will endure!
Jiang Li raised his hand and rubbed the place on my head where my mother slapped me, and then he hugged me in his arms: "Mom, you take a break, I'll be fine by persuading her."
My mother finally found out that she really shouldn't get involved in the affairs between the couple, and she didn't do anything good at the door just now. So she smiled kindly at Jiang Li, and said: "Then I'll hand her over to you, if it doesn't work, you can strangle her to death." Then she turned and left.
I watched my mother leave resentfully. After she closed the door, I pushed Jiang Li away and glared.
Jiang Li looked at me innocently, and said in a low voice, "Who told you not to cooperate with me?"
I kicked him very cooperatively: "Go out, I want to change clothes!"
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Jiang Li is now on the united front with my mother, he is now my mother's own son, and I am the daughter-in-law who has been tortured, what is the reason for it!
When my mother was cooking at noon, I took the opportunity to say to her, "Mom, Jiang Li likes spicy food, the spicier the better."
My mother glanced at me disdainfully, and said: "I asked earlier, he can eat any flavor except spicy ones."
When I saw that the slander was unsuccessful, I ran away immediately. Anyway, Jiang Li and my mother teamed up, even if I had no chance to take advantage of the loopholes.
Of course, I originally thought that this was a trio of daughters, sons-in-law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, and mother-in-law in essence.
The so-called aunt means that she has no blood relationship with my mother, but at critical moments, people always suspect that she is a certain D-cup girl of my mother's biological daughter, Box.
The daughter-in-law will be scolded by her mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law will be despised by her aunt, and the daughter-in-law will be ravaged by her husband... Now I have every reason to believe that I really took the wrong script.
Anyway, this dinner was a good one, and everyone had a great time. Two people criticized, one watched on, and another silently shed blood and tears in my heart... I finally made a very wise decision in my heart: don't offend Jiang Li easily in the future, even if offended, I can't let those two go crazy The guy who has lost his conscience and eats inside and outside knows...
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After dinner, Jiang Li took my hand and bid farewell to my mother and the box, then stuffed me into the car and drove away.
I sat obediently in the car without saying a word.
Jiang Li glanced at me in the rearview mirror and said, "Are you still angry?"
I said angrily: "Nonsense, why don't you try the feeling of betrayal?"
Jiang Li: "It's not as serious as yours, and they are doing it for your own good."
I shook my head and said weakly: "Don't be so hypocritical, everything is calculated by you!"
Jiang Li's expression was a bit innocent: "I wanted to show you face so I behaved well, but who knew you were not good at anything."
Without blushing or panting out such brazen words, Jiang Li's thick skin really has been taught by my mother.
Jiang Li probably had a guilty conscience because he did something bad, so he first compromised and said, "Okay, I won't joke with you casually in the future to separate."
I calmed down a bit: "This is yours."
Jiang Li added: "Then you can't let me go hungry in the future."
Me: "Okay, okay, I know you're not that easy to fight."
After a while, Jiang Li said again: "Where do you go to work, if you drop by, I'll pick you up."
I looked at him suspiciously and asked, "How can you be so kind?"
Jiang Li said bluntly: "I don't have confidence in your character." He was still afraid that I would not cook for him.
I had to give out the address name of the company.
Jiang Li was obviously a little dazed after hearing my words. I was very puzzled, so I asked, "What's the matter? Could it be that you started this company?"
"No," Jiang Li honestly shook his head, "It just sounds familiar."
The xxx advertising company is quite well-known in the industry, and it is normal to be familiar with it, so I didn't care too much.
However, soon, I knew what the so-called familiarity meant.