Today is Wednesday. It has already happened before, I just quit my job recently and stayed at home, and when I was bored, I went on blind date to kill time. So I don't have to go to work today. I just don't know why Jiang Li doesn't have to go to work, is he also unemployed
The coquettish BMW car raised dust all the way and stopped downstairs in the area where we lived. I asked Jiang Li to wait for me in the car, and ran up to get the household registration book by myself. Today my mother went to the hospital to visit one of my aunts, so I had a chance. It's not that I'm afraid that my mother will object to our marriage, that old lady, she wished that someone would marry me, and she probably would happily pack me up and send me out if Zhu Bajie came to propose. The key question is, old people, you all know it, and if you don’t know it, you have watched TV. One of the characteristics of the elderly is long-winded, especially elderly women. If my mother knows that I have someone I like (cough cough, Jiang Li will be my favorite person for the time being), she will definitely unite my aunts, aunts and relatives to give a 360-degree angle to that unlucky man There are no dead ends in the tasting. It will not be good if you drive people crazy before you get married.
So at this time, I swaggered into the shared bedroom with my mother (I dare not sleep alone, sweat), and rummaged from the cabinet for a while, and finally turned out the book of the ****. It was dug out together with my graduation certificates of various stages, and various other strange certificates, and even the excellence award of a school-level speech contest when I was studying, all of which were included. My mother is like this, she is a certificate holder. In her opinion, the household registration book is probably a certificate, embarrassing. It's just that among this pile of things, there is no divorce certificate from her and my dad back then. Thinking of this, I couldn't help feeling sad and sighed for a while. It wasn't until the phone rang, conveying the impatience of Jiang Li's friends downstairs, that I tidied up and rushed downstairs with my account book.
Jiang Li patted the steering wheel, and there was some sarcasm in his tone: "Your household registration is hidden deep enough."
"Thank you, thank you," I stuffed my account book into my bag, wiped my sweat, and said, "Okay, it's your turn... Where do you live?"
Jiang Li started the car without looking sideways: "No, I'll bring it."
I:"… "
What a treat, this kid always brings his household registration book with him to go on blind dates? What a wonderful flower...
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Not many people got the certificate today, so our marriage certification process went smoothly. When paying the money, Jiang Li was taking out his wallet. I took a picture of a ten-yuan bill and said with a smile, "This time, I'll treat you this time." The lunch meal was invited by you, so we can't take advantage of others, right?
The staff member looked at Jiang Li, probably out of consideration for the man's dignity, he didn't take my ten yuan bill. Who knows, Jiang Li waved his hand and said, "Forget it, we'll be a family anyway."
The staff gave a subtle "chick" to express their contempt for those who eat soft food. I stood in front and was lucky enough to hear it. I don't know if Jiang Li behind me heard it. Jiang Li, I'm sorry, you just let my old lady shine like this...
Many years later, facing a kid surnamed Jiang who blindly worships someone, I will indignantly teach him: What is so great about your father, he was not my guest when he got married...
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After I came out of the marriage certificate office, I took a deep breath and said to myself: "Getting rid of unmarried, but not getting rid of single, this is really a happy ending..."
Jiang Li glanced at me contemptuously, and said mercilessly, "You are such a strange woman."
I smiled casually: "It's a big deal, at least I won't go on a blind date with my household registration book in my pocket."
Jiang Li didn't refute me, turned around to pick up the car, and said as he walked, "Our wedding is inevitable, you should be prepared."
It can be seen that he does not want to hold a wedding, but he certainly dare not disobey someone's order. I can't think of anything other than a creature like "mother" in this world who can force my child to be so helpless.
Halo, I think my mother is here. Is it time to tell her about my marriage? Forget it, it can be delayed for a while. A violent storm is inevitable. Friends Jiang Li, how much pressure did I put to marry you
Jiang Li asked me if I needed him to take me home, but I waved it off, I won't go home.
So he simply got into the car and drove away.
Damn, he was the one who crossed the river and demolished the bridge!
Just like that, the two of them took their household registration books, and went back to each house to find their own mothers... Of course, if I don't go home, he may not necessarily go to his mother, just as an example, hehe.
I pulled out my phone and texted the box.
The name of the box is He Zi, who lives next door to my house. I knew her when I was wearing crotch pants (the testimony of the box is that she knew me in the womb, Khan). The two of us were classmates from school to high school, and when we went to college, our schools were also neighbors. If I were a boy, I would have been childhood sweethearts with her long ago.
Box is at work now, it is inconvenient to answer the phone, so I text her: Honey, I am married.
A minute later, Box's call came: "Guan (that's what she called me, 囧~), you are getting married? Why didn't I hear you mention it before..."
I interrupted her: "Correction! It's not about getting married, it's about getting married, pay attention to the tense!"
The people over there were struck by lightning and did not respond for a long time. I'm very pleased with the effect, thinking that life would be more fun if I married a scare box on a regular basis.
At this time, the box was finally revived successfully, and shouted loudly: "What are you, are you married?"
I almost threw away my phone and wiped my sweat. The explosive power of the box is too shocking. If you are a professional fan with this voice, you will have a bright future.
Later, the box told me that she was in a meeting at the time, so the box hiding under the table on the phone managed to draw everyone's attention from the manager to her...
Malatang is really a rare delicacy, cheap and delicious, when you treat guests, I won’t go bankrupt if you eat it, what a wonderful thing. When the box ran to the Malatang food stall where I was at the speed of almost stepping on hot wheels, I was biting a bunch of Flammulina velutipes. Give her a "sorry I can't talk right now" smile.
The box directly grabbed me by the back of the collar, lifted me up from the seat, and shouted at the same time: "The official banquet, please tell me clearly, what is going on!"
That unique voice attracted the attention of countless passers-by.
I calmly dropped the cabbage and enoki mushrooms, took out a tissue and wiped my mouth, then pulled her to sit down. I grabbed the hand of the box and said earnestly: "Young man, your mental toughness is not strong enough."
The box was not in the mood to joke with me at this time: "Don't talk nonsense with me! I still don't understand, why did you get married without saying a word? I knew you almost from the womb, even when you Some boyfriends don't even know!"
I laughed: "Who gets married must have a boyfriend?"
The box was inexplicable: "You understand exactly what's going on!"
I cleared my throat, and changed into a distant tone: "A month ago, on a dark and windy night..."
Before continuing, there was a blow from the box on his head: "Be honest!"
In fact, I was right, this was originally because of the marriage that was cited in the marriage post a month ago. So I honestly put the matter in its original form. Of course, as for the part where Jiang Li is gay, skip it. Although my friendship with Box is good enough to wear a pair of trousers, after all, it concerns other people's **, and I'm not so disrespectful. I just told her that Jiang Li and I belonged to the type of inseparable love at first sight (spit yourself first).
Hearing my story, Box looked at me with wide eyes in disbelief, and exclaimed, "You got married the first time you met?"
My head, in an efficient society, speed is combat effectiveness.
The box shook his head, and said uncomfortably: "You are taking marriage too seriously!"
I looked at her aggrievedly: "We fell in love at first sight..." Damn, I got goosebumps all over the place first. In fact, what I think is that marriage is just a child's play for me...
The box obviously believed my words: "You can't be so irrational when you fall in love at first sight. Everyone, marriage is the sum of the social relations between two families. Now you don't even know his origin, so you get a certificate with him. You, you are really loved. Got carried away..."
I bowed my head and said silently: I was dizzy from my mother crying.
The box reached out to me: "Bring me the marriage certificate."
I obediently offer it.
The box looked at the photo on the marriage certificate, tasted it, and said, "He looks good. How tall is he?"
I shook my head: "I don't know, probably a head taller than me."
The box turned its head again, and then interrogated: "What job?"
Me: "I don't know, it's supposed to be an engineer." I found out later that the engineer is a big-headed teacher...
Box: "There are many kinds of engineers. He doesn't want to fish in troubled waters, does he? What kind of car does he drive?"
Me: "BMW, I didn't see the specific model." I didn't see it. What kind of car he drives is none of my business. The three big letters of "Don't touch me" also accidentally ran into my eyes.
Box: "Don't rent it?"
Me: "..." Box, your thinking is too meticulous! ! !
Box handed me the marriage certificate, and said meaningfully: "Guan, don't blame me for being troublesome. I am afraid that you will be cheated. In these days, there are all kinds of liars."
Me: "If you change your name, I don't blame you."
One sentence provoked the box's glaring look.
I had no choice but to put my eyes on the steaming fans for a while, then wiped my eyes and said, "Box, don't worry, I know you are doing it for my own good."
Box's eyes turned red, and he patted me on the shoulder... She liked it very much.
I opened my mouth again, but I didn't expect tears to flow out: "It's been so many years, I..." Damn, it's self-defeating, I'm really disappointed.
Box held my hand, choked up and said, "Farewell to nothing, if he dares to let you down, sisters will be the first to go up and cut off his head."
I don't know why, tears just fell down, and I couldn't hold it back. Why is the vermicelli so effective today? Could it be made of chili
Originally, today was a good day for my old lady to register her marriage, but the two silly girls actually sat together and cried? ! Good job!