After dinner, Jiang Li forced me to drink some granules, which he called in order to prevent me from catching a cold.
I stared suspiciously at the amber liquid in his hand, and asked, "Are you so kind?"
Jiang Li said bluntly: "You have a cold, so you can infect it to me!"
OK, I can't do anything.
…
Before going to bed at night, I summoned up my courage, summoned up my courage again, and finally said to Jiang Li, "Jiang Li, I ask you a question, please answer it honestly."
Jiang Li said generously, "In order not to make you feel embarrassed to take advantage of me, let me ask you a question too, and you have to answer honestly."
I shook my head and said, "Your dinner is so unpalatable, did you do it on purpose?"
Jiang Liyi said unambiguously: "Yes, I can actually make it delicious, why don't I make it for you again tomorrow?"
I was terrified, and quickly shook my head like a rattle, it was hard to tell the truth from what Jiang Li said.
Jiang Li pretended to regret: "It's a pity..." Then, the topic changed, "Then, it's my turn to ask you."
"Ask." I have never done anything wrong, so you can ask me whatever you want.
Jiang Li narrowed his eyes and asked, "Why are you crying today?"
Unexpectedly, he would ask this, I looked dark, and said casually: "It's none of your business."
"I don't want to face a resentful woman every day, maybe I have to cook by myself in the future... Eggs are really hard to beat."
I thought for a while and said, "Jiang Li, if you saw that your old love worked in the same company as you, would you resign?"
Jiang Li shook his head resolutely: "Why should I resign?"
I turned my head in disbelief: "Your ease."
Jiang Li said again: "It's fine if I just resign him."
I:…
Why should I resign, just resign him... This is Jiang Li's answer.
I suddenly realized that it is useless to ask Jiang Li for advice on this kind of question, we are not on the same level at all.
Jiang Li quickly thought of what happened: "Meet your ex-husband?"
My head said: "He is the marketing director of our company, and I am the deputy general secretary." Will I get in touch with more in the future? Or resign.
Jiang Li pinched his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Guan Yan, I found out that your biggest characteristic is not that you are stupid, but that you are worthless."
This is really not a good word, but I am used to his cynicism, and I am not in the mood to argue with him at this time, so I just laughed it off.
Probably because Jiang Li found that his words were not taken seriously enough, Jiang Li was a little dissatisfied: "Don't believe me. At first, it was your ex-husband who was sorry for you, but why did you always hide from him in the end, as if you owed him something? like?"
I was a little taken aback by him, it seemed like that was the case, but it didn't seem like...
Seeing that I didn't speak, Jiang Li put forward another hypothesis: "Or, you still miss him?"
Well? I was stunned. do i have it No... I remember that there should be no...
I shook my head and said in a very serious tone: "I'm pretty sure that I don't like him anymore."
Jiang Li asked: "But when you saw him, your reaction was more aggressive than the average couple who broke up. Are you afraid of him?"
I'm afraid of him? What am I afraid of him for? He is not a ghost. So I shook my head, don't be afraid.
Jiang Li said, "You are afraid of him. I found out the day we got married. You are afraid of him."
I lowered my head, my heart started to feel nervous, I was afraid of Yu Zifei? Why am I afraid of him
Jiang Li seemed to be able to read minds, and quickly answered the question in my mind: "Actually, you are not afraid of him, you are afraid of facing the past with him."
Well
Jiang Li pressed on step by step: "Official banquet, just admit it, you are a worthless person. After being injured, you hide and dare not come out, desperately trying to forget, even if you haven't forgotten, you have to pretend to forget. Look again When you see someone who has hurt you, you immediately want to hide, as far away as possible. In fact, in your situation, it is like "Once bitten by a snake, you are afraid of well ropes for ten years." You are even afraid of well ropes, let alone It’s the snake that really hurt you.”
I nodded blankly: "Your, it seems to have some truth."
Jiang Li showed the chatterbox in his body, eloquently said: "Although your behavior is understandable, but it is also despised by others, I don't understand, why don't you just catch the snake? If you don’t catch them, you have to drive them away, right? Everyone has a bad side, the more you hide, the more he chases you, until you have nowhere to hide. Instead of doing this, it’s better to put him down at the beginning.”
Hearing this, I was a little discouraged: "Aren't you talking nonsense, if I can knock him down, do I still need to hide from him?"
Jiang Li stroked his chin and thought for a while, then nodded, "That's right, your ex-husband doesn't look like a simple person at first glance. With your IQ and good looks, you are definitely no match for him."
Hello!
Jiang Li suddenly patted me on the shoulder boldly and said, "Don't worry, I'll help you."
I rolled my eyes and couldn't believe it: "Are you so kind?"
"Of course I don't," Jiang Li shook his head, the corners of his mouth raised, "So, I have conditions."
I was not surprised by this at all: "Yes."
Jiang Li: "Help me wash my clothes later."
I grit my teeth and head.
Jiang Li: "Also, when I come back from a social event, you will make me supper and hangover soup."
Grit your teeth again and head again.
"besides… "
I suddenly became angry: "Are you finished?"
"And go to bed early, it's a tragedy for a woman to stay up late."
…
Jiang Li: "If you want to raise your head in front of your ex-husband, in fact, you only need to do it once. You must let him believe that you have forgotten him and that you are living a good life now."
Me: "I already forgot about him."
Jiang Li: "I mean, he should be a passer-by in your eyes now. When you see him, raise your head up, like looking at a stray cat."
Stray cats... this is difficult...
Jiang Li: "When you look at him, it's like seeing a stranger you don't like very much. You can imagine that he has many eccentricities that you hate, he has a dark mind, he often doesn't take a bath for a month, and he likes to moleste children..."
I wiped my sweat: "Is this... alright?"
Jiang Li: "Don't be polite to him, otherwise he will think that you never forget him, and he will attack you no matter whether he likes you or not, which will be more troublesome."
Looking at Jiang Li's very confident look, I suddenly felt that his words were not very reliable.
Jiang Li held the steering wheel, didn't see my expression, he was still talking endlessly: "Besides, you have to pretend that you have a good relationship with me, let him see, although your official banquet is not No character, no temperament, no figure, that's what someone wants."
Me: "..." Jiang Li, if you don't make fun of me, I will die!
Jiang Li: "When he sees that you are happier than he imagined, even happier than him, maybe he will be unconvinced. If so, he may find an opportunity to seduce you. Then you can You have to hold on. There are so many handsome guys in this world. If you like someone with a good face, you might as well find me. If you like a good figure, you can also find me... Of course, if you like rich people, it seems that you can still find me …”
I... waterfall sweat...
Jiang Li felt something was wrong, so he added: "Of course I won't want you."
In order not to let my nerves collapse, I had to close my eyes and pretend to be deaf in my seat.
I found out that Jiang Li was very poor recently, and I don't know what stimulated him.
At this time, I was sitting in Jiang Li's car. Originally, the plan we discussed did not include Jiang Li sending me to work, but the dedicated Jiang Li thought that I would wash all his clothes in the future, so he picked me up as soon as he was happy, and anyway, he dropped by. I don't care, who doesn't want to do things that take advantage of it. It's just that I don't understand, when Jiang Li sent me to the door of the company, he was already 85 or 50, so he wasn't afraid of being late
So I kindly asked him: "What if you are late?"
Jiang Li replied nonchalantly: "I'm not worried, what are you worried about?"
What is this nonsense!
I thought Jiang Li was so friendly just now, but this sentence extinguished my thought. Just kidding, he's a friendly p, he's just a freak, perverted, dark-minded, maybe even a pedophile...