You have your own hand in playing. There are two types of people who can play. Some people can play anything and can play tricks; while some people can play anything with joy.
Wang Kai obviously belongs to the latter. I was surprised, you, a 28-year-old old man, played like a student in the playground, and if you didn't know it, you might think he was mentally retarded. What's more, he was the one who opposed coming to the playground before, but looking at him now, it seems that there is no place in the world that is more fun than the playground, what a treat.
Because of the interest of a certain leader, we played in the playground until it was almost closed.
Wang Kai jumped off the Ferris wheel and asked with a smile: "Yan, what shall we eat?"
Wang Kai's words reminded me, I smacked my head and remembered: "Oh no, I have to cook for Jiang Li... What time is it?" I was looking at my phone from my pocket while talking.
Wang Kai's tone was quite disdainful: "Fifty or forty... just one meal, you just tell him no."
I shook my head and was about to make a call to Jiang Li, but my phone disappeared... I clearly remember that I put the phone in my trouser pocket.
Wang Kai saw that I was groping around without listening to me, so he asked, "What's the matter?"
I replied with a sad face: "The problem is, I don't remember Jiang Li's number...
Wang Kai patted me on the shoulder and urged: "If you lose it, you lose it. Today you let go and play. He can't quarrel with you over a meal, right?"
I don't think this is reliable, Jiang Li separated from me last time because of a meal. Although he also promised me not to separate casually, the premise is that I can't just refuse to feed him casually.
Wang Kai saw that I was embarrassed, so he said sullenly: "Okay, I will send you back now."
I have a headache, that's the only way to go, Jiang Li is a pervert, I'm afraid of him.
Wang Kaiyu said to me earnestly: "Yanyan, you really have no place at home.
I cry, even you can see it!
Wang Kai laughed again and said, "Why don't you divorce your husband and join me?"
I rolled my eyes, and I was no longer surprised by Wang Kai's nonsense.
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The amusement park is far away from my home, it takes about an hour's drive, and it has to pass through several bustling traffic fortresses. Therefore, it took us two full hours to get downstairs to my house even when we were driving with traffic jams.
I jumped out of the car, waved to Wang Kai, and planned to go upstairs. But at this moment, I saw Jiang Li.
He was rushing back from the outside with a big bag of things, and he happened to be going upstairs. When I saw him, I smiled awkwardly, greeted him and said, "What a coincidence..."
Before Jiang Li could speak, Wang Kai got out of the car. He walked up to me and handed me a paper bag, and said with a smile, "Your clothes."
I took it over and smiled at him: "Thank you today." After all, I was skipping work at public expense.
"It's okay, I am very satisfied with your service today." Wang Kai smiled at me with his teeth bared.
I stood there with a black line on my face, not knowing what to do.
At this time, Jiang Li looked Wang Kai and me from top to bottom and from bottom to top with a blank expression, and then said a word with a blank expression: "Let's go, I will cook today."
I was immediately frightened out of my wits by this sentence, and stood there unwilling to move.
Jiang Li didn't even frown, he carried me upstairs.
I think Wang Kai will definitely find it strange that Jiang Li has agreed to cook, so I am not happy because of Mao
He won't understand, never will. Because he has no experience, he will never be able to understand... Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Uncle Ma's words are absolutely correct.
Jiang Li carried me home, threw things on the tea table, and then threw me on the sand. I huddled on the sand, grinning, trying to explain something, but I didn't know where to start.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, and said with great interest, "Couple outfit? Even the shoes are the same?"
I shivered a bit: "That...hehe, hehehehe..."
Jiang Li leaned back on the sand, and quietly said, "I don't care who you hook up with, but why is it him?" He rubbed his shoulders while talking.
Well, I understand Jiang Li's mood at this time, after all, he will not have any good feelings for a person who is always incompetent.
Now, it's time for me to show my loyalty. So I leaned over like a dog, and while massaging Jiang Li's shoulders, I explained: "This matter is more complicated, and I don't know it for a while. In short, I have nothing to do with Wang Kai." Except for the employment relationship.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and said: "Then you can explain clearly, why did you leave the company without a word today? You should always make a call, right? Even if you don't call, you should always answer when I call Shall we take a moment?"
I spread my hands and said helplessly, "I lost my phone."
Jiang Li was taken aback, speechless... I thought he would laugh at me for being stupid.
So Jiang Li enjoyed my massage with peace of mind, and after a while, he suddenly said: "I am very satisfied with your service."
It's a good thing, you can't learn from anyone, you have to learn from Wang Kai, that person is not a good bird.
With Jiang Li's affirmation, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked heartily: "Then, can I cook for you now?"
Jiang Li closed his eyes, waved his hand, let's go.
So I picked up the things on the coffee table and ran into the kitchen.
I realized that my life was a tragedy, even to cook a meal for Jiang Li, I had to coax him well first, and ask him if he was okay.
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In the evening, I enthusiastically reported to Jiang Li the results of today's battle, replaying my style and awe-inspiring attitude when facing Zi Fei. Of course, he had to ask Army Division Jiang for his next instructions.
Jiang Li was sitting in front of the computer looking at something at this time, after listening to my report, he waved to me. So I leaned over to his computer screen.
I stared at the webpage for a while, and said, "This webpage looks familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere."
Jiang Li looked at me in surprise: "This is your own blog."
Me: "Oh, my own blog... wait a minute, how do you know this is my blog?"
Jiang Li answered irrelevantly: "The stuff on your blog is simply at the student level."
Hello!
He added: "In the last month, there were five visitor visits to your blog, and four of them came from the same IP address."
I don't understand: "And then?"
Jiang Li: "Then I followed the clues and found out that the user of this Ip is named Yu Zifei."
I have no words.
Jiang Li looked up at me and said, "Is your ex-husband called Yu Zifei?"
I wipe my sweat, Jiang Li, you really deserve to be a master of human flesh.
But I still don't understand: "Jiang Li, what exactly do you want?"
Jiang Li's thin lips parted slightly, and he spit out a few words: "Show affection."
I shivered, but before I could react, he entered the blog's operation background. Then I shook him in shock: "You you you you you... how can you post on my blog?!"
Jiang Li glanced at me like an idiot, and said calmly: "If you steal the account of a master, you may have some troubles, but if you steal an idiot, it's easy."
Obviously, I was what he called an idiot, or one of the idiots. So I went crazy, I was angry, I grabbed Jiang Li by the collar, and said heartbrokenly: "Please! Stop doing such a despicable thing as account hacking, okay? Don't refresh yourself again and again. Moral lower limit!"
Jiang Li slowly opened my fingers, and curled his lips: "I'm doing it for your own good. If you manage the blog yourself, it will be difficult for him to know how much we love each other."
I said angrily: "We are not in love at all!"
Jiang Li replied nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, you are just trying to raise your head in front of your old love, so it doesn't matter if you cheat."
I scratched my head and found that there seemed to be some truth in his appearance. So I had no choice but to say: "Then, I'll fix it myself, and don't bother you Daxian Jiang." Even if you did it, I have to change it myself!
"It's late," Jiang Li said, attaching a smile that captivates all living beings, "I've already changed the password."
I:"… "
So, for a long time after that, I visited my blog as a tourist. Grandma is a bear, I think my fate is infinitely rough, and my future is really dark.
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Before going to bed, when I was mourning my mobile phone, I suddenly remembered the incident of hanging up the phone between Wang Kai and me in the morning. So, I asked Jiang Li righteously: "Jiang Li, Wang Kai called me last night, why did you hang up?"
Jiang Li replied: "Aren't you taking a shower, and that guy is really annoying." It seems that Wang Kai's words of "incompetent husband" really hurt Jiang Li's heart.
But I still feel something is wrong: "Then why don't you talk to me after I take a shower."
Jiang Li said confidently, "I forgot."
Me: "Hey, what if he has something to do!"
Jiang Li said disdainfully, "It's just a netizen, what business can it do?" Jiang Li always thought that Wang Kai was just my netizen, and he never met Wang Kai when he picked me up from get off work these days. Originally, I wanted to tell him that Wang Kai was my immediate superior, but after thinking about it, it seemed that it had nothing to do with him, and he might laugh at me when I came out.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Jiang Li asked again: "You don't really have anything to do with that netizen, do you? I, you are too hungry, you don't know what to eat, that guy doesn't look like a good person."
I thought it was time to show my charm, so I bragged without blinking my eyes: "Then I can't help it, he keeps pestering me, you are surprised, why so many handsome guys with normal sexual orientation, They're all around me like flies, it's so annoying!"
Jiang Li's voice drifted over: "Maybe you look more like cow dung."
I:"… "
I turned my back on him, speechless. sleep!
At this time, Jiang Li said again: "In short, you can do it yourself."
I replied angrily, "Don't worry about it."
Jiang Li: "If you are sold, I don't care about ransom."
Jiang Li: "Of course, a lump of cow dung isn't worth much."
I:"… "